Chapter 33: Pretending to be crazy and stupid
When Meng Qingshan opened his eyes and woke up, he was already lying on a bed. The white sheets, the bright windows, and the faint smell of disinfectant water filled the air. This is the hospital! The ward was very quiet, he was the only patient, Meng Qingshan stretched out his arms and kicked his legs, and found that there was nothing wrong with his body, just a little weak, and his legs were put in a plaster, he was a little puzzled and thought about why the little devil didn't arrest him in prison, did he want to finish the treatment and interrogate? Do I have to run away! Thinking of escaping, Meng Qingshan hurriedly got out of bed, but as soon as his foot touched the ground, he found that his left foot was in a plaster, his right leg was wrapped in thick gauze, and his left arm was stitched with three stitches, and his right arm was stitched with two stitches, my God! Is this going to be an experiment on me? As soon as he took one foot, he felt unstable and fell to the ground, his head hit the end of the bed, and his eyes turned white and he fainted. When he opened his eyes again, he found that he didn't know who was carrying him back to the bed, and Meng Qingshan thought to himself, how can I escape!
At this time, his ward was opened and a female nurse came in, and when the female nurse saw him wake up, she said in surprise: "Huh! You woke up, and the person who sent you over said that you were injured in another battle, when you were sent to the hospital, you were wrapped in gauze, and you were in a coma for a long time after the operation, and I thought you wouldn't survive, but I didn't expect you to survive, your body is awesome, and you are so handsome, do you have a wife? And your body can't walk around the ground yet, you have to rest in a hospital bed. ”
"By the way, my name is Kawashima Sakurako, from Hokkaido, I don't know what your name is, where are you from, maybe we are still fellow countrymen?"
Meng Qingshan heard this beautiful Japanese female nurse muttering in his ear a lot of Japanese that he didn't understand, Meng Qingshan regretted very much that he didn't learn Japanese well when he watched small videos in his previous life, although he also knew some Japanese, he still studied for a period of time in order to understand the meaning of Japanese words under the video, he didn't study well before, and now he knows how important it is to learn a foreign language well, what should I do in this situation now?
Suddenly he had a flash of inspiration and pretended to be crazy and stupid, only in this way could he live, just looked at the female nurse and smirked, "Sora Aoi, Ai Iijima, Ku you wash wow, Collected Silk, Ichiku, Ichimitsu, Missy, 36D big, flower girl"
After listening to Meng Qingshan's words, the female nurse found that he seemed to be crazy, and actually said anything, full of sympathy, looking at Meng Qingshan, a handsome guy who looked less than thirty, was suddenly driven crazy by the war, and was blind with a good skin, shook her head and took Meng Qingshan's temperature.
Meng Qingshan didn't scare away when he saw this, he could only use the ultimate nirvana of the twenty-first century, Kawashima Sakurako originally pulled out the thermometer and raised his head and neck to look at the temperature, he felt that his two ripe peaches were a little painful, and the female nurse looked down and found that Meng Qingshan's hands didn't know when they touched their twin peaks, and their right hand was still inky and plump, and they rubbed it fiercely, so frightened that Kawashima Sakurako screamed, and gave Meng Qingshan a big mouth, his eyes were red and he stumbled out crying while running.
Looking at the female nurse who ran out, Meng Qingshan breathed a sigh of relief and rubbed his beaten face with his hand, it's really not easy to pretend to be stupid, he is not an actor, it would be bad if he was discovered, so he pretended to be a pervert and acted in his true colors. At the same time, he put his hands on his nose and asked, the female nurse's body actually has a body fragrance, a plump body, with his years of experience, the figure 88-68-90 is really a perfect body, if she comes back in a while, I will touch it! Or touch it!
If the little devil finds out that I am the Anti-Japanese Federation and wants to interrogate me, I will say: "I am a famous person who eats soft and does not eat hard, and it is useless to give me a tiger chair, chili water or anything, as long as you find a bigger room, find two fairy-looking beauties to come over, and then find some delicacies that are rarely heard of in the heavens in the world and send them." I was holding the beautiful woman in my arms and nibbling on the food, and as soon as I was excited, I remembered everything. ”
Lao Tzu would rather die to get a Japanese woman and avenge the Chinese women, and then let the little devil lose his wife's ** sleep, thinking of this, he only felt a sense of sleepiness on his head, and fell asleep in a daze. In an office not far from Limeng Qingshan, two people were talking.
"Brother, why did you come to see me? Is everything okay at home? Is it okay for our family to plant the land in Baoning? Is Mom's body okay? It's all because I'm too busy, and I'll definitely go to see my mother and my lovely little niece, who haven't seen her for years, and she's a big girl now, right? ”
"It's good, and the family is fine, but something happened that I came to my brother to ask for your help."
"What's the rush? What do we two brothers say we don't want to get? ”
"Originally, it was good to be in the pioneer group, but once again your niece Mieko was favored by the head of our pioneer group and asked me to marry Mieko to him."
"Isn't it a good thing that Mieko should also reach the age of marriage?"
"But the regimental commander is the same age as me."
"Why do you dare to mention marrying a wife at such an old age, does he want to be old-fashioned, what is his name."
"The eldest brother's name is Nobu Dog, and his younger brother is the Wing Commander of the 12th Division (Kurume Division)."
"What is actually him, brother is not I don't want to help? If it were an ordinary pioneer group leader, I would still have some face, but this group leader actually has such a hard backstage, and I am just an ordinary doctor and don't have much power. ”
"Brother, if you are a doctor in this hospital, you must know a lot of big officials! You talk to them and ask them to help? Save your poor niece! She's only 18 years old, or the age of cherry blossoms, if she follows a man 30 years older than her, how will she live in the future? ”
"Don't worry, let me think about it first." Ichiro Murai sat in his chair and thought with his head in his hands. "Brother, it's not that I'm not in a hurry, but that wild deputy dog only gave me 10 days, and now it's been 4 days, if you delay for a few days, your niece may be ruined by him, and I blame me for coveting the government's welfare, saying that it was to develop 30 acres of land per person in Manchuria, and I brought the whole family over." Taro Murai paused on the ground, lowered his head, and said while slapping himself in the mouth.
"Since my brother can't help it, I won't delay your time."
"Taro, what are you going to do?" "I'm going to slaughter that old bastard."
Sakurako Kawashima pushed open the door in a panic and said with red eyes: "Doctor Murai is not good, the seriously injured man is awake." Murai was depressed that he couldn't save his niece, and said angrily: "Didn't I say that no one is allowed to come and disturb him?" What's the big deal? Is it on fire? ”
Sakurako Kawashima whispered with red eyes and tears: "I went to check on the ward just now, and found that the seriously injured person who was sent a few days ago woke up, and after waking up, he was full of nonsense, nonsense, and did something to me, like ...... It's like ......"
Ichiro Murai said: "Sakurako, why are you talking so unpleasantly today, like what? Say it! ”
Sakurako Kawashima responded: "It's like crazy." Ichiro Murai looked surprised and said to himself, "Crazy? Kawashima Sakurako said: "When I went to take his temperature, I found that he had woken up, so I asked him what his name was and where he lived, and he just pointed to his head, as if he had lost his memory, and then he began to talk nonsense, and he used his hands and feet to insult me." Ichiro Murai nodded subconsciously and said, "Got it, let's go down." ”
Kawashima Sakurako was just about to go out to cry with her little sister when she heard Ichiro Murai shouting, "Come back, take me to the ward to have a look." ”
At the same time, he said to Taro Murai, who was squatting on the ground: "My brother will wait for me for a while, I will come back immediately, I have an idea to be a niece." Hearing his brother's words, Taro Murai raised his head and looked at his brother hopefully, and nodded.