Chapter 84: Who Blames the Hen for Not Laying Eggs (3/5)

Li Guanqi, who was not thinking about anything good in his heart, was unintentionally teased by He Bijun, and he almost didn't hold it, so he hurriedly restrained himself and said: "The affairs of the court, now that the central government is doing beautifully, I am happy to rest and rest." Also, the imperial sister has been looking for me every day these days, and I am really annoyed by her, so I am hiding from you. ”

"You can't lie!" He Bijun grimaced at Li Guanqi and said, "Sister Xiuxin often comes to me, do you come to me, do you want to avoid her, or wait for her?" ”

"Didn't she come!" Li Guanqi scratched his head embarrassedly.

"She didn't come, but the queen mother came this morning." He Bijun suddenly lowered her voice and said.

"The Queen Mother?" Li Guanqi frowned, and said suspiciously, "What are you doing here, mother?" ”

He Bijun's pretty face turned red, and she twisted and said, "What else can you do?" Not for that? ”

"What's that? What's that? Li Guanqi was even more confused.

"That's what happened!" He Bijun's face turned even redder, and she said embarrassedly, "You, really, you know that you still want to ask." ”

"What do you mean I know I want to ask?" The puzzled expression on Li Guanqi's face was even worse, "If you don't say it, of course I don't know, I don't know, so naturally I want to ask." ”

"The queen mother came to see if my belly was big!" He Bijun simply let it go and said with a black line on his face.

"What are you kidding?" Li Guanqi said loudly, "I haven't sown anything, can you have a big belly?" ”

But Li Guanqi regretted it after saying this, because he saw a very cute little fist slamming into his nose at a rapid pace.

"Boom", the long-lost smell of gunpowder in the nasal cavity hit again, and Li Guanqi let go of the nine rings. Squatted down with his hands over his nose. Seeing this, the palace maids who were waiting around did not wait for anyone to command, and immediately dispersed as birds and beasts.

Li Guanqi took a long time to recover his strength, stood up, covered his nose with one hand, pointed at He Bijun with the other and said, "It's not an example!" You are guilty of deceit. It's going to destroy the Nine Clans, do you know it? ”

He Bijun's expression darkened, and he said faintly: "I want to have nine clans for you to destroy, but my whole family is dead!" ”

As soon as Li Guanqi spoke, he also reacted, and said softly: "I'm sorry, Junjun, don't be sad!" I ......"

"What are you?" He Bijun suddenly crossed his waist and said, "You want to destroy my nine clans, don't you?" Don't forget. You are now my husband and one of the Nine Clans. If you have the ability, you will perish! ”

"Alright, alright!" Li Guanqi said helplessly, "I'm afraid of you, can't I?" ”

"That's pretty much it!" He Bijun craned her neck happily.

"I don't know what I did in my last life, I married such a shrew in this life!" Li Guanqi muttered quietly.

"What did you say?" He Bijun's eyes widened again.

"I said you are the most beautiful and gentle!" Li Guanqi said with a black line on his face.

"It's insincere at first glance!" He Bijun snorted and said, "Seriously." The queen mother reprimanded me for a while today. You'd better explain it for me. I'm not a chicken that doesn't lay eggs! ”

"This mom is really." Li Guanqi muttered again, "We are only sixteen years old. What's she anxious about? ”

He Bijun heard Li Guanqi's words, and suddenly his heart moved, and a thought flashed out, he just wanted to ask, but what he wanted to ask was too embarrassing, and finally he just opened his mouth. And he didn't say anything.

But Li Guanqi had already noticed her strangeness, so he asked strangely, "What is this for?" Say whatever you want, what else do you dare not say? ”

He Bijun hesitated for a long time before he couldn't help but whisper with a mosquito-like movement: "Hey...... I've been married to you for almost a year, so ...... It turns out that we don't know each other. I'm in the middle of filial piety again, and if I don't have that, I won't have that, but ......", speaking of this, she couldn't help but feel a burst of grievances: "But...... Why don't you want to ...... now? ”

"This ......" Li Guanqi couldn't help but have a headache, this is really not a sentence or two sentences to say clearly. It's not that Li Guanqi doesn't have feelings for He Bijun, but every time he moves his mind, that oath will jump out, making him cool down immediately.

"You won't be ...... Won't it be anything...... Sick, right? He Bijun said with a wrinkled nose, her eyes full of surprise and curiosity.

"I'm dizzy. This girl actually suspects that there is something wrong with my body! Li Guanqi was really angry and funny, and said angrily: "What are you thinking nonsense? I'm in good health! Every morning is a pillar of optimism! ”

"Phew!" He Bijun blushed, and then asked in a low voice, "Then why don't you make a husband and wife ceremony with me?" ”

"I'm ...... I also have something unspeakable! Li Guanqi deliberately sighed and said, he planned to make up a lie to fool the past first.

But what he said made He Bijun misunderstand again, and she said in surprise: "You...... You don't have a habit of breaking your sleeves, right? No wonder you are inseparable from He Ziming every day, take him with you everywhere! ”

Li Guanqi's face was as swollen as a pig's liver, and he said in his heart, how did this aunt's brain grow? How do you think of yourself in a good place? Also, why is she also from everyone's beautiful background, how can she even know about such a thing? Who told her this?

Holding his breath, Li Guanqi said word by word: "I don't do it!" ”

"Chicken?" He Bijun's eyes widened, "Oh mom, you're still not human?" This fetish is also too scary! ”

Li Guanqi couldn't hold on any longer, leaned forward, and knocked his head on the table, knocking on the table, while knocking, he muttered: "God, earth, which fairy sister is playing with me, let me marry such a mother-in-law with a broken head!" ”

He Bijun originally saw that Li Guanqi was masochistic, and he couldn't bear it, so he hurriedly stepped forward to hold his head to prevent him from hurting himself......

With a "bang", Li Guanqi found that the sky immediately darkened, and it was still a clear night, because "twinkle and shiny, the sky was full of small stars", and the most dreamlike thing was that every star was still golden......

It took a long time for Li Guanqi to recover his strength, take two steps back, hold his forehead with one hand, point at He Bijun with the other, and say with a face: "Last warning, if you dare to hit me again, I will divorce you!" (To be continued......)