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In the hot summer, eating barbecue and drinking cold beer is one of the great joys of life. biquge.info Charcoal, small stove, chicken, duck, fish and fresh vegetables with bamboo sticks, Chen Xu grabbed a row of lamb skewers in his left hand and brushed with sauce in his right hand. Yang Yunrui and his wife, Feng Che's family, the Ling brothers and even Yu Mengyao all watched intently, they really didn't know that he still had this skill.

"Do you want to put chili peppers?"

If there is no chili pepper in the barbecue, it is simply a waste of ingredients. Of course, this is just Chen Xu's personal opinion, Meng Yao has a deep memory of chili peppers, she was busy waving her hand, and Feng Che hesitated to say no.

"A man who doesn't dare to eat chili peppers is simply not called a man."

"What is it to eat chili? If you have the ability, let's fight together. Feng Che thinks that the amount of alcohol is not bad, and he must tell Chen Xu that the man who doesn't dare to eat chili peppers is also a real man.

"It doesn't matter," Chen Xu rarely drinks alcohol, but that doesn't mean he can't drink, he smiled, "Brother, I'll accompany you to the end." ”

Women don't understand the way men communicate, seeing Yang Yunrui's eager appearance, Miss Ling's eyes that seem to be able to speak convey her will as a wife; Kuang Yuhan and Li Shiniang couldn't stop pulling Feng Che's sleeves; Feng Qing glanced at Chen Xu with resentment, and she glared at her brother angrily; Meng Yao stood beside Chen Xu, she first used her body language to warn, and then instructed Xiao Yi to take ice and put it in the prepared cooked water. Cooked water is a highly regarded traditional Chinese medicine health drink in Yanguo, the most famous is cardamom cooked water made of cardamom, hay and calamus, which has the effect of dissolving dampness and qi, warming and stopping vomiting.

In addition to cooked water, Mengyao also prepared sour plum soup, which is most suitable for summer drinking. Of course, there was a drink, but she only ordered her servants to bring a jar, and they could just taste it.

"And me, and me," Ling Ri shouted very blindly, "This son is known as a thousand cups and is not drunk......"

"Really?" Ling Yuehua asked lightly, Ling Ri laughed cowardly twice, and he simply stopped talking.

"Zi said: Only women and villains are difficult to raise." Ling Yang shook his head and said, he was unaware of the angry gazes of the women around him.

Meng Yao leaned into Chen Xu's ear and whispered, "Do you think this is reasonable?" ”

Chen Xu smiled, "This is what Confucius said, and it has nothing to do with me." Meng Yao didn't want to let Chen Xu go, she continued to ask Chen Xu's opinion.

"Water has a source, trees have roots, and the days without you are hot and deep."

"It's nonsense." Meng Yao was disdainful, and gave Chen Xu a charming look, and then she went to Ling Yuehua's side. Chen Xu shook his head, only women are the real duplicity.

Confucius's complaint is indeed insightful, women are eyeing each other, and men are not good at drinking, let alone speaking freely. Chen Xu demonstratively taught Meng Yao how to barbecue, and then the men and women sat separately.

Women talk and laugh, and they can even pay attention to what men are talking about. The men got together, eating and drinking, Feng Cheti took turns telling jokes, and if he couldn't make everyone laugh, he would be punished with a glass of wine, and Chen Xu and several people applauded in unison.

In order of seating, Yang Yunrui spoke first.

"A military attache went out to fight, and when he saw that he was about to fail, he suddenly encountered the help of a divine soldier, and he won a great victory. The military attache kowtowed and asked for God's name, and God said, 'I am the God of Arrows.' The military attache said, 'What merit do I have to dare to come to the rescue of the god with an arrow target?' The target god replied: 'I thank you for never hurting me with an arrow in the past in the martial arts training field' (author's note: excerpt from "The Legend of Xiaolin Guangji)"

Ling Yang couldn't help laughing, Ling Ri couldn't stop laughing, Feng Che wanted to but couldn't help laughing, and even the woman next to him covered her mouth and snickered. Chen Xu didn't understand whether Yan Guoren's laughter was low, or his laughter was high, he also wanted to give the boss some face, and it was better not to laugh than to fake a smile. There were four people in the audience, two of them didn't laugh, and Yang Yunrui punished himself. Ling Yuehua and the others discussed in a low voice that Chen Xu and the others deliberately did not laugh, and Meng Yao and Feng Qing did not agree with this.

Next is Ling Yang, the scholar told a joke, and before he started talking, he laughed enough first. Chen Xu and Yang Yunrui looked at each other, this is a talent.

"I went to Beijing to try it in one fell swoop, and then I picked up my luggage. When he went out into the wilderness, a strong wind blew down his turban. The servant shouted, 'It's landed.' The master was displeased, and said: "In the future, don't talk about landing, only talk about the first." The servant nodded in agreement. Tie up your luggage and say, 'Now you go up to heaven, and you will never be in the first place again.' ’”

If you want to make people laugh, the level of the material and the storyteller are indispensable, but poor Ling Dagongzi except for making himself funny, no one else laughed, and he was punished with a glass of wine.

It was Chen Xu's turn, and after thinking about it, he said seriously: "There are three beauties chatting together. A beautiful woman said, 'One egg hatches one chick, and I eat several chickens a day.' The other went on to say, 'What are you, I eat fish eggs every day, and a fish roe is a small fish, and I eat thousands of fish every day.' When the third beauty heard this, she covered her mouth and ran away. ”

"Poof!"

Yang Yunrui was the first to react, and after spraying wine, he pointed at Chen Xu while laughing, "Third child, you... You... It's just too ......" Feng Che then came back to his senses, and he slapped his thighs with laughter; The nerd also has seven emotions and six desires, he just smiles with red ears and red ears; Only Ling Ri looked at Yang Yunrui and them with a confused expression, "Brother-in-law, what are you laughing at?" ”

Women are more subtle than men, Ling Yuehua's maidservant, Feng Che's family, their faces are flushed, Feng Qing doesn't know why, Meng Yao asked, Ling Yuehua covered her hot face and didn't tell her, only said that the more they talked, the more they didn't score.

The man was full of interest when he talked about meat jokes, and Feng Che joked: "It is said that if there is a person who has no wife, every time he lets go of the handcuff, he will use a clay pot to store sperm." After a long time, he was full of energy, and poured out, but he cried to the jar: 'My son, only because you have no mother, so I sent you in the jar.' ’”

Chen Xu knew the saying of "jerking off", but it was the first time he had heard of "letting go of the handcuffs", and he couldn't help but sigh Who said that the ancients were not the people of today? Adulterers are all in the same lineage.

Feng Che was proudly waiting for others to praise him, and suddenly saw Yang Yunrui pointing behind him. Feng Che didn't have to look back, when he heard his mother's voice, he ran away, shouting as he ran: "Mother, I was wrong, I don't dare anymore." ”

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The next day, Chen Xu received the Empress Dowager's decree to announce that he would enter the palace, and some things were destined to be unavoidable, and he was quite calm; Chen Ying'er looked nervous, and her fear of the Forbidden City was in her heart, and every time her son entered the palace, she was worried about it. Chen Xu instructed Qiuyue and them to comfort his mother, and he entered the palace with his father-in-law.

In Cining Palace, the Queen Mother retreated, leaving only the three people who were responsible for monitoring the princess. Chen Xu knelt down to salute, the Queen Mother didn't say that she was exempt from courtesy, she was silent for a long time and suddenly shouted coldly: "Bold Chen Xu, are you guilty?" ”

Engaging in a surprise attack may be effective for others, and the Queen Mother's use on Chen Xu obviously has the meaning of getting an axe. Chen Xu raised his head unhurriedly, "Chen Xu doesn't know what the Queen Mother means?" Please also ask the Queen Mother to make it clear. ”

The Queen Mother was very dissatisfied with Chen Xu's reaction, and she felt a sense of frustration that she punched in the air.

"Princess Sirou went south to Jinling, and the palace wanted you to protect the princess along the way, but what did you do along the way?"

"Chen Xu has been conscientious and conscientious all the way, and I hope that the Queen Mother will be enlightened!" Chen Xu's face is not red and his heart is not beating, strictly speaking, he is also honest, fine and liquid, and fulfills his husband's duty to his wife.

The Queen Mother sneered: "Why is what this palace hears different from what you say?" ’

"If the Queen Mother has doubts, she can ask the three grandmothers, and they can prove that what Chen Xu said is true." There is an old saying in Chinese officialdom that the upper and lower are not hidden, although the three old women are the queen mother's people, Chen Xu believes that they will never dare to open their mouths, and while slandering Chen Xu, they must also bear the consequences of dereliction of duty, and no one wants to put themselves in it.

"Is that so?"

Facts proved that Chen Xu was right, the three of them looked at Chen Xu and then at the Queen Mother, and one of them said: "Back to the Queen Mother's words, what Chen Gongzi said... What is said is true. ”

The Queen Mother snorted coldly, she glared at the speaker with some dissatisfaction and said to Chen Xu, "Princess Sirou was unwell last night, but the palace sent the imperial doctor to inquire but learned something that made the palace angry. It's about women's names, so you don't need to say more about it, right? After a pause, she added, "This palace is pressing, Sirou has confessed, and you still dare to say that you don't know anything?" ”

Hearing the Queen Mother's words, Chen Xu's first reaction was that the Queen Mother tortured Sirou, and Sirou confessed when she couldn't stand the torture; Glancing up at the Queen Mother, he dispelled this thought again. If the Queen Mother had definite evidence, she would not have asked herself at all, seducing and raping the princess, he would probably be in the prison of the Criminal Department now; Besides, the auspicious day of the princess and her pro-Warat is set on June 27, and today is the ninth day of the first month of June.

"Queen Mother, although Chen Xu is not a righteous gentleman, he also knows what to do and what not to do. The eldest princess of Sirou is a royal goddess, Chen Xu is a small people, looking up at it for fear of not being able to offend the princess? Besides, Chen Xu already has a wife, and the marriage date is set, how dare he break his promise? I hope that the Queen Mother will be aware of everything. ”

Chen Xu's answer was not leaky, and the Queen Mother was a little helpless, "This palace did not say that you were treacherous, but only doubted ......"

"Queen Mother, don't you hear that starvation is a big thing, Chen Xu, as a man, can ignore the gossip of others, but Her Royal Highness the eldest princess is an innocent daughter, if you let the villain criticize her, the princess can only die to make her will, how can the Queen Mother listen to slander?" After saying this, he patted the queen mother's ass against his will, and finally said, "The queen mother's mother is in the world, and she must know the truth of the pro-virtuous and far-reaching people, the eldest princess is the daughter of the queen mother, and she is accountable today, Chen Xu knows that the queen mother loves her daughter, and the eldest princess must also understand the queen mother's painstaking efforts." ”

The Queen Mother looked at Chen Xu, who was neither humble nor arrogant, and she waved her hand helplessly, "You kneel down." ”

Chen Xu left Cining Palace, thinking about his prickly words, the Queen Mother angrily broke several vases, and she wanted to cut Chen Xu with a thousand knives.

"Queen Mother, the old slave has a clever plan to get rid of Chen Xu."

"Say!"

"The princess is far away from marrying Wara, and the general who will marry has not yet been determined, why not leave this matter to Chen Xu?"

"What do you mean by that?"

"This matter is well done, the Queen Mother has the wisdom to know people; But if there is any difference in the matter of harmony, it can be attributed to Chen Xu's head, and Sun Monkey can still turn out the palm of the Buddha? ”

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