28. 028 Give me earmuffs
Then he could not bear it any longer, so he jumped up and kicked the bed with his hooves, which made some difference, and the people on the bed did not snore, but as soon as he lay down, the snoring sounded again, and it was more pleasant and louder than before.
There is also this fart grinding teeth, and the movement is like setting off firecrackers, which really deprives the status of the Fengqiu clan.
Yes, he didn't sleep under the bed, and he couldn't sleep on the bed, what if he was accidentally flattened, and finally Lu Xuan could only helplessly climb onto the table and sleep, and then it was estimated that he was too tired, or he was numb in the fox's stupid movements, and it was almost dawn before Lu Xuan fell asleep.
In the morning, Lu Xuan suddenly moved his ears, he seemed to hear a sound of footsteps from far and near from outside, and sure enough, after a while, there was a knock on the door, he quickly climbed down from the table, and hid under the bed.
After Bilu pushed the door in, she saw that the fox was still sleeping soundly, and she was not embarrassed to disturb, but only told her in a dream, "Breakfast is ready, you can come to the kitchen to eat at any time", and closed the door and went out.
I guess the fox didn't hear it, because at the moment she was stumbling to the end with a string of rock sugar gourds in a dream.
She drooled greedily, and her eyes narrowed into a line, "It's so sweet!" ”
Lu Xuan thought that he couldn't even sleep peacefully because he was so miserable, and a certain fox on the bed was still sleeping so badly, his anger didn't come to a place, he directly shook his front hooves and said, "Stupid fox, there is an earthquake!" ”
"Earthquake?" The fox was so clever that he rolled around a carp on the bed, and didn't care whether he was wearing shoes and socks, so he rushed out of the door barefoot and rubbing his eyes.
But when she came outside and was woken up by the strong wind on the edge of the cliff, she realized that she was standing well, where did the earthquake come from?
Her eyebrows were raised, damn it, she was tricked by that deer!
So she turned and went back to the house in a rage, as if she were stepping on two hot wheels.
When she saw Lu Xuan, he was laughing, and the whole body of the deer was shaking violently.
Sure enough, it was him who did it, and the fox was stunned and crackled and scolded, "You dead deer, don't you think the blood flowed yesterday unpleasantly?" Do you want to let me give you more blood! ”
Lu Xuan scratched his ears and said lazily, "Don't be so rude, I just saw that you slept so deeply, thinking that ordinary methods can't wake you up, so I had such an idea, but you see, the effect is not very good." ”
The fox shook his fist and grinded his teeth at her, "Didn't you stop talking back, I forgot what I just promised yesterday." ”
Lu Xuan hurriedly hid back under the bed, "I didn't dare to forget, I didn't talk back, I was telling the facts and reasoning, but I forgot about it, you women are generally unreasonable." ”
The fox stared at him blankly, and then lay back on the bed.
Lu Xuan crawled out from under the bed, raised his head and said, "You can prepare a pair of earmuffs for me tonight!" ”
The fox didn't raise his eyes, and asked coldly, "What are you doing?" ”
"Of course, the earmuffs are used to plug the ears, but it is difficult to use them for food!"
The fox found that his sleepiness was gone, so he sat up and asked, "Okay, why are you plugging your ears?" ”
Lu Xuan stared at her for a few seconds, until he was sure that she really didn't seem to know, and then replied, "It's not because you love to turn over, snore, fart, and grind your teeth when you sleep at night!" ”
"Hahaha" the fox laughed three times, "What are you kidding, I sleep peacefully, okay, you must have made it up." ”