Chapter 247: Men Are Poetry
The attendants poured in, and the old wine and delicacies were placed on the officials' desks. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
After a few moments, all the attendants withdrew.
Wang Yan picked up the wine bottle with a smile and said loudly: "The princes have come from afar, and they have worked hard. On behalf of the thousands of people in Donglai County, I would like to give you a cup and thank you for your selfless dedication to the people of Donglai County. ”
"Please"
Wang Yan picked up the wine bottle, raised his head and drank it all.
When everyone heard this, they hurriedly picked up the wine bottle to thank them, and then drank the wine.
After Wang Yan opened, Huang Zhong, Hu Zhao and others stood up to toast and warm up, and soon led the officials in the hall. One by one, they took the initiative to get up and toast Wang Yan, and the atmosphere gradually became warm.
After three rounds of wine, five flavors of food, the atmosphere is even higher.
Chang Xiong had a smile on his face, but he was very uncomfortable in his heart, especially when he saw the county magistrates of various counties praising Wang Yan as if they were flattering, and his anger surged into his heart. A hairy boy who has not yet smelled milk, why should he serve as the Taishou of Donglai County.
Thinking of this, Chang Xiong got up and said, "Lord Taishou, the lower official has a suggestion that I implore you to adopt." ”
Countless eyes converged on Chang Xiong.
The lively hall fell silent, and the atmosphere instantly became inexplicably eerie.
Wang Yan smiled and asked, "What is the proposal of the Chang County Order?" ”
Chang Xiong's chin rose slightly, and he looked at the officials around him, looking like Lao Tzu didn't please Wang Yan with you. He retracted his gaze, looked at Wang Yan levelly, and said loudly: "Sun Yi, the chief bookkeeper under the command of Xiaguan, is brilliant in writing and good at poetry. There are many ministers under the command of Wang Taishou, and it is expected that there are countless capable people. It's better for Lord Taishou to choose one person and have a discussion with Sun Yi to cheer up tonight's banquet. ”
"In Xia Sun Yi, I have seen Lord Taishou."
Sun Yi had a smile on his face, but he sighed lightly in his heart.
As Chang Xiong's staff, he has no right to stop Chang Xiong's actions, but in his heart, he thinks that Chang Xiong's public provocation is not appropriate. But Chang Xiong has already said it, Sun Yi can't back down, he can only bite the bullet.
The smile on Wang Yan's face was even worse, but in his heart, Chang Xiong had already been listed as a target that had to be removed. A small county order, three times and two provocations, I really thought I was terrible.
"My lord, the lower officials are willing to give it a try."
Hu Zhao, as the head of civil officials, stood up and bowed.
Hu Zhao didn't think he would lose to Sun Yi.
Wang Yan's eyes swept around, he pondered for a moment, shook his head and said, "Mr. Kong Ming is not suitable"
Hu Zhao didn't understand Wang Yan's thoughts, but he had to sit down.
Jia Xu glanced at Guo Jia, and saw that Guo Jia looked lazy, and had no intention of facing the battle, so he had to get up and say: "Lord, the lower officials are shallow, but they are also willing to give it a try." ”
Wang Yan shook his head and said, "Mr. Wenhe is not suitable."
After Guo Jia heard this, his eyes widened. He smashed it and smashed his mouth, and said in his heart that he was the only one left in the civil official sequence, and Huang Zhong, Dian Wei, and Shi A were definitely not suitable, so he must have played the battle.
Guo Jia touched his nose, got up very reluctantly and said, "Lord, I'm willing to give it a try." ”
Wang Yan shook his head and said, "You are not suitable either."
Guo Jia was stunned for a moment, he sat down with a strange expression, and he didn't understand it for a while. Looking around, there is no suitable candidate. Could it be that the lord wants to compete with Sun Yi in person? But this does not meet the requirements.
Seeing this, the officials of each county also rose up one by one, and their faces were full of anticipation.
Looking at the officials under Wang Yan's command, the few people who took the initiative to ask for war just now were obviously civilian officials, and the rest of them were strong and burly, and they were military generals at first glance, and there was no one at all except military generals.
Chang Xiong laughed in his heart, thinking to himself Wang Yan, Wang Yan, you denied it one by one, do you think you can't win?
A smug look was revealed on the face of the bear.
Chang Xiong once again arched his hand and said, "Who will Lord Taishou arrange to fight?" If you really can't find the right person, let Sun Yi write a poem to celebrate tonight's banquet. However, this is much less interesting. ”
Wang Yan was in high spirits, and said with a smile: "With such a grand occasion, how can Sun Yi be beautiful alone." ”
Chang Xiong asked, "Dare to ask my lord, who is there?" ”
Wang Yan's face was solemn, and he shouted in a deep voice: "Where is Dian Wei? ”
"The Last Will Be"
When Dian Wei heard this, he stood up from his seat with a bang.
It's just that Dian Wei was stunned, and his face was even more confused. He looked at Wang Yan and said in his heart, should you send me to play? I don't know a single word, how can I fight?
Wang Yan ordered: "Sun Yi wants to fight, you come to fight." ”
"Ahh
Dian Wei exclaimed, "Lord, the last general ......"
When Huang Zhong, Hu Zhao, Jia Xu and others heard this, their eyes widened, and they looked incredulous. What level is Dian Wei, they are clear, let Dian Wei and Sun Yi compete for poetry, isn't that looking for death?
Wang Yan's expression was as usual, and he ordered: "Let you go, you go, let go and face the battle." ”
Dian Wei noticed Wang Yan's eyes, his mind turned sharply, and his heart suddenly understood. He grinned and swore solemnly: "Rest assured, my lord, the last general will guarantee the completion of the task." ”
Chang Xiong saw that something was wrong, and hurriedly asked: "Lord Taishou, Dian Wei is a military general, I'm afraid it's not suitable." ”
Wang Yan asked rhetorically, "Where is it not suitable?" ”
Chang Xiong said: "A general, this, this ......"
Wang Yan interrupted Chang Xiong's words and said strongly: "What's wrong with the general? Is it stipulated that military generals can't be used? Poetry is not something that only literati can do, and anyone who can read can write poetry. ”
Chang Xiong couldn't argue, snorted, and waved his hand: "If that's the case, then it's up to Dian Wei to fight." ”
Wang Yan said: "Dian Wei, go"
"No"
Dian Wei bowed and walked to the center of the hall to stand. He was burly, with an iron tower-like body standing beside Sun Yi, which made Sun Yi feel a strong sense of oppression.
Sun Yi frowned, waved his hand and said, "General Dian, please first." ”
Dian Wei smiled, rubbed his hands together, and said, "Then I'm not welcome."
Sun Yi said: "I hope you will do your best. ”
Dian Wei smiled, clenched his palm into a fist, and smashed it into Sun Yi's left face like lightning.
"Smack"
With a muffled sound, the fist hit Sun Yi hard in the face.
Under the impact of the brutal force, Sun Yi fell to the ground like a flutter. The left side of his face was immediately red and swollen, his eyes were full of puzzlement, and his head was even more dizzy and uncomfortable.
Finally stood up, Sun Yi shook his head, pointed at Dian Wei, and said, "You, you, you ......"
Before he finished speaking, Dian Wei picked up his fist and smashed it out.
"Smack"
There was another muffled sound, and it was extremely shocking.
Sun Yi received a punch in the right cheek and was hit to the ground again.
After two punches, red blood overflowed from the corners of Sun Yi's mouth, and the person was completely stunned. He looked at Dian Wei, his eyes were full of innocence and resentment, he was not convinced, why did Dian Wei add up his fists, is this still a poem?
The officials of the counties secretly smacked their tongues, which was also too rude.
Poor Sun Yi, it's so pitiful.
However, the officials of the counties felt that it was lively and there was a good show to watch.
Chang Xiong stared at Dian Wei angrily, but Dian Wei's eyes were even more murderous, and the powerful killing intent locked on Chang Xiong, and under the boundless pressure, Chang Xiong kicked back two steps. Chang Xiong's gaze turned to Wang Yan and asked, "Lord Taishou, Sun Yi asked him to recite poetry first, which is already a step forward." But Dian Wei committed murder in public, which made people angry. If you don't give an explanation, the lower officials will not accept it. ”
Wang Yan smiled on his face, and Dian Wei really understood his intentions.
Often the bear comes to provoke, and the fight is it
It's just a Sun Yi, and if you fight, you will fight.
Wang Yan sighed lightly and explained: "Chang County Order, Dian Wei is not good at words, he recites poems and writes poems, which are expressed through actions. His first punch hit Sun Yi on the left side of the face, in fact, that punch was a poem, and it was intentional. ”
"Have you ever heard a word from Chang County? In my opinion, Dian Wei's punch is a poem, a poem to protect the family and defend the country. His emotions of protecting his family and defending the country were contained in the first punch. ”
Wang Yan stiffened his face and explained very seriously: "Dian Wei's second punch is actually a poem, which shows his emotions of defending Donglai County to the death, and his poetry is contained in it." ”
The officials in the hall were in an uproar, and even burst into laughter.
After hearing this, Huang Zhong, Hu Zhao and others couldn't help but laugh for a while, Wang Yan's explanation was too nonsense. is a completely marginal explanation, which is clearly a response to Chang Xiong's provocation, and it is even a slap in the face of Chang Xiong in public.
When Sun Yi heard Wang Yan's words, not only did his face hurt, but his heart was also panicked. This time, he lost his face. He wanted to fight in a dignified manner, but people didn't take him seriously at all.
Chang Xiong understood what Wang Yan meant, and said coldly: "Good, good, good poem." ”
Wang Yan gave a thumbs up and praised: "Does Chang County Ling also think this poem is very good?" Sure enough, it's a confidant. As the so-called wine is less than a thousand cups of confidants, come, the official respects a cup of Chang County. ”
Without waiting for Chang Xiong to answer, Wang Yanjing drank the wine in the wine bottle, and the contemptuous gesture in his words made Chang Xiong even more angry.
Chang Xiong took a deep breath, suppressed his anger, and said in a deep voice: "Lord Taishou thinks that men are poems, and the lower officials also agree with it very much. In this case, there is a man's showdown. There was a warrior under the official tent, who asked Dian Wei for advice and cheered for the banquet. ”