Chapter 13: Forcing the Palace
"Diao Bai worm, what do you mean by this?"
Uncle Qi's face shook suddenly, his eyes narrowed, and his tone was not good.
"Brother Qi, don't be angry first, it's not that I, the white worm, are bullying the small, disloyal and unjust, I will come here today, not to force the palace, but to ask for a plan. Since the owner of the small village has inherited the mantle of the chief scoop, I Lingyun Qizhai should abide by the past covenant, but the owner of the small village is looking forward. But no matter how big this rule is, no matter how much truth there is, it is necessary to eat a full meal first, and you can't just let the horses work and not give the horses grass, right? The grain in the village has been exhausted, the bark has been gnawed, and I hope that the owner of the small village will show the brothers a way to live. ”
The woman's two eyebrows were only half-amputated, and her brows were furrowed as she spoke, like two black and swarthy grains of sheep dung, indescribably strange, and her voice was like a bell, sonorous and piercing.
Uncle Qi's eyelids twitched, and he glanced at the bow sledgehammer that was sitting silently and quietly on the seat of the owner of the village, and said: "White worm, six village masters, I naturally know your difficulties, I naturally know, now that the war is in chaos and natural disasters, it is indeed not easy to make a living, but there is no surplus food in Heitou Mountain now, I hope everyone will look at the face of the deceased master, and take care of one or two more, after all, the young lady is still young......
"What a young man!"
Diao Baiworm, the woman with broken eyebrows, sneered: "Since the death of the general scoop handle, these four words have been used for three years, even if you want to keep filial piety, I am afraid that I can't push it anymore!" ”
"Lao Tzu agrees with the eldest sister of the white worm. Not to mention anything else, it's been three years, and the owner of the small village has to at least put up this big flag first, don't let people think that there is no one in our Heitou Mountain! ”
"That's it! Grandma Xiong, yesterday I heard that the gang of ramming untouchables in the original Tu Lao Si actually dared to run a horse in front of my Heitou Mountain, and almost robbed the county children in Huayang County, which is really annoying to me! It's really a tiger who is not a sick cat, if this matter is put aside in the early years, if anyone dares, grandpa eggs will squeeze them out! ”
"I want to think that back then, our 300-mile Heitou Mountain was famous, no robbery or killing, and the chivalrous reputation was far and wide, but which dart bureau and chamber of commerce in transit should not be vigorously stuttered, and the silver girl wanted anything, and she didn't have to move her ass, which can be described as fame and fortune! It's good now, I can't hold back the fire and go down the mountain to find a kiln sister, I don't dare to find someone who is too handsome, for fear that I can't afford to pay for prostitution, damn, the robber does this, the nest! ”
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Diao Bai Worm took the lead, and several other village owners in Lingyun Qizhai said a word, and echoed with each other, which instantly made the atmosphere in the hall a little tense.
The bow and sledgehammer supported his chin, sitting high in the position of the lord of the village, his face was calm, unmoved, as if these fierce gods and evil spirits below were not aimed at himself, and the only trace of displeasure between his eyebrows was aimed at the fierce white tiger prostrate on the ground in front of Diao Baiworm.
It's ugly and smelly.
For this reason, one person and one beast stared at each other very wide-eyed.
Uncle Qi saw his young lady's appearance of being indifferent, and sighed slightly in his heart.
"Shut up!"
He suddenly shouted loudly, his fat waist, the steel spear was as straight as a steel gun, he took a step forward sharply, his squinted eyes opened a little, flashed sharply, and said in a tough tone: "What's the matter?" In front of Emperor Guan's elephant, in front of the lord's tablet, are the leaders trying to force the palace to rebel today? ! Yes, it is true that there are many people in Lingyun Qizhai, but no matter how many people there are, no matter how many people there are, the leaders are only seven of the seven who signed the black-headed alliance with the lord back then, and above the covenant, there are dozens of other leaders The names of the village owners, there are Mu Yingzhuang Mu Zhuang Zhuang, and there are nearly six Zhangyuan Tu brothers, but not everyone treats morality and young masters like seven. What do you want to say and do today, I think it's best to think about it. ”
Uncle Qi's words were extremely heavy, not only accounting for morality, but also pointing out the power, both soft and hard, and for a while, everyone in the field was choked and looked at each other, speechless.
In the final analysis, the reason why these people can still end up arrogant is that they are talking about morality, whether they really talk about morality or not, at least they have to let others treat it as if they are really speaking.
In addition, Uncle Qi's sudden burst of momentum and killing intent also woke everyone present up instantly, this fat Qi who always squinted his eyes is really not a master to provoke! Those chubby white hands, I don't know how many famous men they took the lives of famous men in their early years!
Several village owners came prepared, but seeing the chaos that had just started, before they got to the point, they seemed to be about to collapse morally, and they couldn't help but set their eyes on the door of Guandi Hall.
There, with his back to everyone present, in the cool autumn breeze of the morning, stood a thin man in thin clothes.
The man's back was chic and elegant, but his clothes were a little shabby and greasy, and he was shaking a bird feather fan that was leaking everywhere, as if he was trying to distinguish himself from the other six village owners.
"Alas, there are tens of thousands of mansions in Ande, and the poor people in the world are happy...... Ahh ”
The man who shook the fan was obviously sneezing, and his body was shaking like a quail drenched in the rain, but he still stubbornly stood on the outlet, slowly shaking the fan, looking high and low.
"Brother Qi, it's serious. The total dart handle is a righteous thin cloud, chivalrous, and re-engineered to Lingyun Qizhai, and has a life-saving grace for my surname Lu, and can not tie the grass to the ring in this life, and will be used as a cow and a horse in the next life. Therefore, the alliance of the black head will be signed that year, and the seven villages will be under the control of the black head mountain. Over the years, although I dare not say that I have done my best, I have always done my best, that is, the dead rule that the chief dart master set up back then is not to loot and disturb the people, and not to use swords and soldiers. ”
The man who shook the fan said, turned around slowly, touched the goatee, squinted at the mouse's eyes, and continued: "Affection, reason, grace and righteousness, until the last resort, the owner of the small village is not called, and we should not rush to the door of this Guandi Hall, but at this time and then, when the year is good, it is nothing to tighten the belt and be a good person, but now the chaff is not eaten, and it is about to eat people, and it is a little out of place to stick to this old and bad habit. If we don't rob, don't kill people, and don't have enough to eat, what kind of robbers are we?! ”
The highest level of deception is to deceive yourself so much that you believe it.
From this point of view, the man who shook the fan was very good at flickering, his eyes were full of tears at this time, he was deeply indignant, and he infected several complicated village owners here, and he couldn't wait to high-five and cheer and drink the wine, and even Uncle Qi himself was a little moved, and felt that it seemed to be a little reasonable.
At this time, on the seat of the owner of the village, the little girl with a bow and a sledgehammer who had been silent suddenly said crisply: "Who told you that I am a robber in Heitou Mountain?" ”
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