383 Tofu Dongshi
Zhao Feng paused for a moment, didn't react at once, and asked with some puzzlement: "What do you mean?" ”
Comparing goods and throwing away, this guy is half as shrewd as Zhao Gongchang, Lu Haoshan was a little speechless, so he had to patiently explain: "Li Junshi's talent and ability, everyone sees it, if it weren't for Li Junshi's efforts, Sichuan would not have today's glory, but the military division has been alone for so long, and there is no one to find an ambiguous quilt at night, and no one knows the cold and heat by his side, which is very bad, the official intends to be the old man for him, and also let him pick a few in the ladies camp, but he has always refused, Ask him if he has any favorite girl, and he will ask you if you know that our military division has taken a fancy to the girl of that family. ”
Oh, I see, I really misunderstood. 、
At this moment, Zhao Feng was envious of Li Nian, amazing, he didn't have to open his mouth, the adult took the initiative to open up the marriage for him, and asked him to go to the ladies camp to pick, the ladies camp, that is from the Daxi military and civilians to pick out the talented and beautiful women, it is said that there are many official ladies, ladies, small jasper, etc., the purpose of their own adults is to solve the marriage of the soldiers in the army, I don't know how many soldiers are free like a group of male dogs in estrus, revolving around the ladies camp every day, and now the adults let the military division go inside to pick?
Choosing a concubine, it's not shallow.
However, when he thought of Li Junshi's favorite woman, Zhao Feng couldn't hold back for a while, and laughed loudly
Zhao Feng smiled, Lu Haoshan was immediately unhappy, and said with some dissatisfaction: "Why, Zhao Qianhu thinks it's funny for this official to do this old thing?" ”
"Don't dare, don't dare" Zhao Feng was startled, and hurriedly explained: "My lord, the last general definitely didn't dare to laugh at the adult, but when he thought of the person he liked the military master, he couldn't help it, actually." In fact... Forget it, it's not easy for the villain to say, adult, why don't the villain take you to see it, and you'll understand. ”
Hey, see for yourself?
It seems that Li Nian is really interested in someone, as soon as he thought of Li Nian's spitting and spitting, coupled with Zhao Feng's "laughter", Lu Haoshan suddenly became interested in Li Nian's favorite person, and immediately nodded when he heard the words: "Okay." Go and go, we'll go now. ”
Zhao Feng and Lu Haoshan have also been together for many years, knowing his temperament, he didn't say much, he saluted Lu Haoshan, asked Lu Haoshan to change into a set of ordinary clothes, and his henchmen and guards also changed into civilian clothes, and then sneaked out of the back door.
Lu Haoshan thought that Zhao Feng would take him to see which mansion to see, but he didn't expect Zhao Feng to take Lu Haoshan to a corner. Walking straight down the street, it is Xingye Street in front of the Governor's Palace, where there are many shops, complete goods, and good security. It is very popular with businessmen and people in Chengdu.
Outside the governor's palace, no one dared to make trouble, and hooligans and gangsters had to take a detour, so as not to ask for hardship.
"Your Excellency. You see, the woman who sells tofu brains, everyone here calls her Tofu Dongshi. And this tofu Dongshi is Li Junshi's favorite .......",
Lu Haoshan frowned and asked, "Zhao Feng, is it really her?" You're not mistaken, are you? ”
"My lord" Zhao Feng immediately said with a straight face: "The last general is to deceive, and he doesn't dare to deceive the adult, don't hide it from the adult, the last general didn't believe it that day, thinking that someone deliberately laughed at Li Junshi, and secretly followed the military master, but I didn't expect to accidentally see the military master sneak in through the back door and have a tryst with her, so I believed it." ”
Is it really her? The corners of Lu Haoshan's mouth twitched, and he almost laughed, now he finally understood the reason why Zhao Feng couldn't help laughing, and also understood the reason why Li Nian was spitting out that day, this talented and far-sighted military master had too unique tastes.
The tofu seller is a woman about thirty or forty years old, who looks rough and rough, has a wild temperament, has a big voice, and when doing business, one foot is stepping on a Bao Maza, rude like a man, the biggest feature is not her "unrestrained", but her fat, she is too fat, fat head and fat brain, the whole body is full of fat, the whole person is like a lot of fat meat, the whole body trembles and trembles when you move a little, and the chest bulges in front of it like there are two huge meat peaks, with big breasts, big buttocks, and thick waists. The whole person is like a large beer keg in later generations.
Fat even if it's okay, but I also put on foundation, put on lipstick, it feels weird, it makes people feel disgusting, Xi Shi is a beauty in the ancient Yue Kingdom, it is Dong Shi and synonymous with "ugly", no wonder some people call her Tofu Dong Shi.
In later generations, there was a country called Tonga, the whole country took obesity as beauty, the fatter the woman, the more popular, Lu Haoshan estimated that if such a so-called tofu was put in Tonga, she would not need to be judged to know that she was the first "beauty".
Lu Haoshan was also a little speechless, he didn't expect Li Nian to like this "particularly plump" type.
"This, as long as the two truly love each other, the official will also bless them." Lu Haoshan said with a straight face.
Okay, such a big dinosaur-level woman is not just with herself, if Li Nian likes it, it will be up to him, anyway, just do things for yourself.
Zhao Feng spread his hands and said with a wry smile: "It doesn't matter if the net worth is innocent, when the time comes, blow the lamp, and it is the same at night, but this woman has been married, her husband left five years ago, leaving a son, I heard that the woman was reluctant to have a son, and told the military advisor that it was okay to marry her, and she had to take her son into the door. ”
Han one, this Li Nian not only has a unique taste, but also likes to be a "pick-up man"?
It turned out that he still wanted to be a moon old, but now it seems that this month old man can't do it, people who don't know the truth still think that they are cautious and deliberately block Li Nian, so their reputation will be ruined.
"Your Excellency, you see, the Master of the Military Division has arrived." Just when Lu Haoshan was depressed in his heart, Zhao Feng suddenly pointed to the front and said.
Following the direction pointed by Zhao Feng, Lu Haoshan saw Li Nian appear on the tofu stall in civilian clothes at some point, only to see him holding a bowl of tofu brain in his hand, and he took a bite of the tofu Dongshi at a glance, and then his eyes did not leave to go to this tofu Dongshi, which vividly explained the meaning of "beautiful and delicious".
"This is called Xi Shi in the eyes of the lover," Lu Haoshan tried to help his subordinates exonerate.
Soon, Lu Haoshan continued: "Zhao Qianhu, this official has a task for you. ”
"Swear to complete the task, please command." As soon as he heard that there was a task, Zhao Feng's face immediately became stern and excited, and he couldn't wait to go to Daoshan and get off the oil pot immediately.
"Give you a month to solve the lifelong affairs of the military advisor."
"Yes, sir." Zhao Feng was a little depressed in his heart, but he still responded very resolutely.
Military orders are like mountains, you can not like it, but this does not mean that there is no need to implement it, Zhao Feng waited for so long to have a chance to show Xiàn, so he naturally refused to let it go.
Lu Haoshan looked at it for a while, he really couldn't look at Li Nian's nymphomaniac expression, and led Zhao Feng, who was entangled, to leave together, and returned to the Governor's Mansion, Zhao Feng returned to the front office to find a way, while Lu Haoshan hurriedly ran to the backyard to find Zhao Min and Lin Yuexuan.
I just told Li Dingguo that his wife is looking through the autumn water, and his wife and concubine, why not?
"Xianggong"
"Xianggong"
As soon as they returned to the backyard, two pretty figures ran towards this side while shouting, it was Zhao Min and Lin Yuexuan, who had not seen Lu Haoshan for so long, they had long looked through the autumn water, and now seeing Ai Lang coming back, the second daughter couldn't care about being reserved, and welcomed Lu Haoshan home in the most enthusiastic way.
What could be more important than seeing the people closest to you return safely from the battlefield? More happy?
Lu Haoshan laughed, rushed up and picked up the two soft delicate bodies, and then under the "massage" of the two women's pink fists, he carried the second daughter on his shoulders and carried it back to the lobby, which was really good, there was no one inside, not even the maid who was waiting for him, it is estimated that the second daughter sent them out early, so as not to let them see the gaffe and shameful side of their master.
Not long after, there was a wheezing sound in the backyard, Xiao Bei is better than the newlywed, the three of them are in the same room, and when the love is deep, it is naturally full of spring and extremely lingering love.........
After returning from victory, Lu Haoshan was not idle, participating in various congratulatory activities, rushing to various banquets that could not be postponed, in addition, the celebration party and memorial service should also be implemented one by one, rewards, pensions and other matters should also be carried out simultaneously, and the problems of the new-style fire gun in this table should also be summarized and sorted out, further improved, etc., it can be said that he was very busy.
By the way, there is another thing, which is to knock Zhao Feng from time to time and ask him to figure out how to smooth and perfect the marriage between Li Nian and Tofu Xishi.
Lu Haoshan in Sichuan was busy, and Dolgon, who entered the Central Plains from outside the Guan, was also very busy in order to pursue the Dashun army, and only hated himself for his lack of skills.
In the battle of Shanhaiguan, the cunning Dolgon appeared at the last moment, violently attacked the position of the Dashun army, and achieved a battle that turned the tide, forcing Li Zicheng to flee west in a hurry.
The Manchu iron cavalry was unstoppable, Dolgon did not give Li Zicheng half a chance to breathe, and kept biting tightly behind, chasing while fighting, when Dolgon led the army to Jixian County, he received information from his subordinates: Li Zicheng abandoned Beijing and continued to evacuate westward.
"What, Thief Li ran away?" Dolgon said with some disbelief, "Isn't that his capital?" Ran away before you even hit? Is this Li thief willing to do it? ”
The scout said respectfully: "Back to the prince's words, the villain saw Li Zicheng ride out of the capital in his car, this will definitely not be wrong, after Li Thief returned to Beijing, he also ordered the demolition of the Guanxiang house and the sheep and horse wall, ready to stick to Beijing, I don't know why he ordered to give up, the Dashun army has retreated, many people and officials follow behind, and now Beijing has become an empty city." ”=
Wu Sangui on the side said anxiously: "Is there any news from Wu's mansion?" ”
Wu Sangui surrendered to the Qing Dynasty, after the Qing soldiers defeated Li Zicheng in the mountains and seas, Li Zicheng on the way to retreat, Wu Xiang, who was under house arrest at home in Wujiazhuang, cut off his head.
I know that it is more than lucky, but I still have the last glimmer of hope in my heart......... (To be continued......) R1292