0015 The private school opened its mouth to ask for money, and Confucius killed Shao Zhengmao
() It is said that Liuyi and Tingting came to the gate of the "national character" private school all the way, and after another person paid a tael of silver, Shao Zhengmao, who watched the door, let them in.
But as soon as they walked to the door of the classroom, Mr. Confucius asked them to pay another tael before they could go in and listen, because the two of them were over 18 years old, and they needed to add an additional tael to each of them.
Liuyi and Tingting were anxious, and they reasoned with Confucius for a long time, but they didn't let them go. As a result, after asking N parents and students again, they knew that this was an unwritten overlord clause in the school, and the helpless Liuyi and Tingting only paid two taels of silver. After Confucius received the money, he let them in. Liuyi and Tingting were finally able to go in to listen to the class, but at this time, it was just lunch break and the class was already over.
So Liuyi and Tingting only turned around and went out, ready to have some dinner and come back to listen to Confucius's lecture in the afternoon. But who knew that as soon as he walked to the door, he was stopped by Shao Zhengmao, who was watching the door, because all students in school are not allowed to eat outside the school, and the school has a special canteen to ensure the food safety of students.
Sweat! There is no way to do it. Liuyi and Tingting had to endure the pain and spend money to have lunch at school, 2 dollars of silver, which made them feel distressed! --!
After eating, take a nap, and 10 copper plates per bed!^.^!
Liuyi and the others gritted their teeth, and took out 20 copper plates, "For knowledge, for reading, it's worth it!" They comforted themselves stupidly!
After an hour's nap, it was finally time to start the afternoon lecture, and as soon as they were seated, they heard Confucius shouting from above, "Shang nǎi!" ”
"What rice? 上nǎi? Liuyi and Tingting were stunned, thinking that they had heard it wrong, but they saw two people outside, one carrying nǎi and one carrying a bucket of bowls, scooping a bowl for everyone, but when it came to them, Mr. asked each of them to pay nǎi money! The reason is: school students must have three bowls a day, one bowl in the morning, one bowl in the middle and one bowl in the evening, which is conducive to good health. In the morning, because they hadn't reported it yet, they hadn't encountered it, so they forgot about it, and now they are asking them to make up the money.
--! Liuyi and Tingting took out the nǎi money again and were distressed and open-minded, and then one drank a bowl of nǎi, and the appearance of drinking nǎi was like wanting to eat Confucius, as if staring at the beads!
Finally, Kongzi began to lecture, and Liuyi and Tingting also began to listen to the class. Anyway, the empty guy's mouth is nothing, and it has nothing to do with their lives.
However, it was only after school that they understood what Confucius was talking about. To say that it sounds good is to recite the scriptures, and everyone winds the sentences together. To say that it is ugly is to fart. The two of them immediately felt deceived......
When the two of them just wanted to leave after school, they saw Confucius grabbing them with his little hand and saying: "Don't forget the two of you tomorrow, you have to wear school uniforms at school, well~ Since there is no model of yours to be customized, remember to bring money, one set in summer, one set in winter!" There is also money for textbooks, desks, pens, ink, paper, inkstones, and class activity funds, tuition and miscellaneous fees, bursary funds, and textbooks...... In a few days, the school organizes a trip, 10 taels per person, and the parents of the family will come to the school to pay 30 taels of sponsorship......"
Before he could speak, Tingting slapped him with an iron sand palm, knocked Confucius to the ground, and then pulled up Liuyi and fled, only shedding two circles of smoke hovering there. I saw Tingting running and warning Liuyi - it's really difficult to go to school in other places! Kill me in the future, and I won't be studying in other places! But I heard Shao Zhengmao, who was guarding the door behind, shouting again: "After school, each person should buy a few steamed buns from me, this is the school's rule......"
Later, it was said that Confucius was slapped by Tingting and spent most of the year in the hospital, and after being discharged from the hospital, he immediately investigated who was the one who put the two students in.
It is said that there are a total of 3 gatekeepers in the private school: Yan Hui, Yan Yan, and Shao Zhengmao go back and forth to work shifts. So the entire private school investigated these three people up and down for half a year, and finally found out that these two people were put in by Shao Zhengmao. By the way, it was found out that Shao Zhengmao privately accepted bribes, helped the canteen solicit customers to collect commissions, and also helped Lao Tzu, the son of the old widow's family next door, sell steamed buns and get kickbacks.
When Confucius heard this, he was furious, and pointed at Shaozheng and scolded: "You used to teach in a private school, and your lectures are better than mine, and my students are attracted to you, and not a single student in my private school is gone." Later, I spent money to buy a judicial administration and sheriff, but I just forcibly closed your private school and bankrupted you, but I still took you in and let you watch the door, and left you a place to eat. ”
Taking a breath, Confucius continued to scold: "Now you actually take revenge, bribe two thugs to let them come in and beat me, and help the canteen solicit customers to get commissions, etc." Forget about these little things, but you obviously know that I hate the son of the old widow next door the most, and you dare to help him sell steamed buns, it seems that I can't keep you. ”
So Confucius pushed Shao Zhengmao to the city gate and beheaded him.
Shao Zhengmao asked for money to rob openly, and Confucius asked for money to find an excuse to play tricks around in circles.
Ming robbed and died in his scheming, it seems that no matter how high his martial arts are, he is afraid of yīn schemes. Later, Zigong, who came to the street, heard about this and sighed about it.