0037 kisses the chicken butt, men don't drink
It is said that men and women in menopause are short-tempered, but people who have fainted are more likely to be short-tempered when they wake up. Therefore, after waking up, Liuyi tossed the "Sheep Washing" restaurant up and down for a few days.
It is said that the restaurant has been in a hurry for a few days and has no business at all, so the boss specially asked the guy to make a roast chicken, wanting to let the flow out of the anger and then open the door to do business.
So at noon one day, the boss put the cooked roast chicken and delicious drinks on the table and went to call Liuyi, who was still in his sleep.
When Shui Yi brushed his teeth and washed his face, put on his pajamas, and happily went downstairs to enjoy the roast chicken and drinks while fighting with his eyelids, he saw a cotton ball crawling onto his dining table and crawling towards the roast chicken with drool.
"What you dare to do to that roast chicken, I will dare to do to you!" Liuyi said angrily.
As a result, the cotton ball who heard this rolled his eyes, and then kissed the chicken butt gently, so the whole room fainted.
Cotton Ball happily wrote on the paper: "Look at who is ruthless." ”
Finally, on the second day, the "Sheep Washing" restaurant opened again for business, and Liuyi lost his anger. So Rìzi was on the right track again.
But if you don't look for trouble, trouble will always find you. It is said that at noon that day, a drunk man annoyed Ryuichi.
It is said that at noon that day, Liuyi was drinking drinks and eating shredded meat at the dining table, but at this moment, an SB on the table next to him may be drunk, and he actually said to his friend that the person next to him didn't even drink, and he was really not a man.
When his friend heard Hou Xiangliu and looked at it one by one, he immediately broke out in a cold sweat, and hurriedly said that he was a fart and a man if he didn't drink.
"Psychological!." The drunk man stared at his friend viciously and said.
"5 copper plates for cabbage, 8 copper plates for soybeans, 9 copper plates for tomatoes, 2 yuan for pork ribs, pumpkin" The drunkard's friend nodded.
"Why should I listen to you?" said the drunken friend with a rather free smile at the end.
I saw that the drunk man felt that the corners of his eyes were twitching. Lian Liuyi also had the urge to spill the drink in his hand.
So the drunkard quit, picked up the jar and smashed his friend unconscious.
"Wine is drunk by women, this little P child, who has not grown up yet, must not understand this truth." At this time, the stream became angry.
As soon as the drunk man heard that Liu Yi said that he was a woman, he was about to come up with a wine jar to learn martial arts, but before he could reach him, he was slapped on the wall by Tingting, the grass messenger on the side.
"It's so cool, there are grass messengers for drinking, and Lao Tzu won't drink anymore!" A certain drinker.
"TMD, Lao Tzu has felt that wine is hard to drink since he was a child, but when he sees that others drink it, if he doesn't drink it, he will be said by others to be not a man, and now he doesn't even drink it, and I won't drink it in the future, go home and drink the orange juice I made myself......" said a diner.
"Damn, don't drink here even if you want to drink in the future, you have to hide far away, otherwise you don't know how to die!" A timid scholar like a mouse.
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It is said that since then, there have been no more drinkers in the city, and a major cancer that has been circulating for countless years has finally been eradicated.
Later, Qirì City also awarded a medal to Liuyi, saying that he had eliminated drinking, reduced drunken troubles, and stabilized social peace. It's a pity that the stream left early in the morning at this time.