When he returned to the dilapidated hut at home, Wu Fan couldn't help but sigh when he pushed the door in. If you want to say that your child daughter-in-law is very good at everything, she wants to have a figure and a face, but this pungent temperament and stingy and point-inducing personality are really unbearable. Isn't it just a little candle? As for the savings? I don't talk about lighting up at night, it looks like a haunted house.

"Who?"

Tong Rui was extremely vigilant and asked.

"Whoa!"

Wu Fan, who wanted to say something about a joke, heard that all the knives were drawn in the room, and hurriedly said, "It's me!" I'm back! Why don't you light it up? The black rumbling is uncomfortable. ”

Soon, the room was lit with dim candles.

Wu Fan walked into the house, shook the roast suckling pig and aged old wine in his hand, and said with a smile: "Is it good to eat at night?" A little more? If you don't eat it, it will taste bad tomorrow. ”

"What?"

Tong Rui didn't sleep at all, wearing a short-sleeved bearded suit that couldn't see the color clearly, tilting her head to look at the things in Wu Fan's hand.

"Command~~~"

The little nose twitched a few times, Tong Rui changed color, and said angrily: "Okay, you Boss Wu!" I see you...... Do you have money to spend? Dare to buy anything! Roast suckling pig! Or is it a whole one? Do you know how much silver you need? Yes? That's enough to buy three months' worth of rice! And that wine, the time-honored brand of the Chen family in the east of the city! You...... You're so mad at me! Loser! You are a broken household, what are you showing! ”

Seeing that Tong Rui could know the contents of the oiled paper bag just by sniffing with his nose, and counting his appearance so neatly, Wu Fan really didn't know whether to cry or laugh.

Sighing faintly, Wu Fan raised his eyebrows and said cheaply: "I said, a big son has no flowers, do you believe it?" ”

Tong Rui's number stopped abruptly, and then, he looked at Wu Fan's face suspiciously, and said with an ugly face: "You can't do anything immoral, right?" ”

Wu Fan shook his head and said with a smile: "Am I that kind of person?" Today there was a big victory, and the deputy of the Thousand Households invited all the Ying Yangwei brothers to a banquet, hehe! I'll take advantage of it! ”

"It's not promising!" , The splitter dodged the roast suckling pig and aging in Wu Fan's hand, Tong Rui hummed and said, "How much is a pound of pork?" Why don't you think about getting a roast sheep? Ming'er sold it, more than a dozen taels of silver! ”

Wu Fan: "......", dare to love this is more insatiable than me!

Looking at Tong Rui, who was arrogant and holding the wine jar and drinking, and gobbling it up, Wu Fan suddenly felt that he was actually a real bastard. The original Wu Fan was really incapable, what about himself? Why can't I let this child daughter-in-law, who never abandons her even if her family is poor, live a good life? Why? Is it because she is afraid that she will see that she is not the original Wu Fan?

"Aren't you going to eat?"

Wu Fan's thoughts were interrupted by Tong Rui, and when he looked up, he saw Tong Rui holding half a piece of flesh in his mouth, and his mouth was bulging, and he laughed out loud at the moment.

Tong Rui snorted and said angrily, "What are you laughing at?" Isn't it ridiculous? If it weren't for you, I wouldn't have eaten a meal of meat for more than a year? ”

"Then you have to save your stomach, and in the future, there will be big fish and big meat every day! I'm afraid you won't be able to eat it! Wu Fan smiled and put down the knife box behind him, walked over and pinched Tong Rui's naturally beautiful smooth face, and said, "I've lived in this broken yard for a long time, it's time to change to a new home." I promise that as long as I live a day, I will never ask you to live like this again! ”

“……”

[Huh? Shouldn't there be a very touching expression at this time? Throw yourself into your arms, promise each other or something, hurry up! 】

Seeing that the unkind look in Tong Rui's eyes became thicker, Wu Fan felt surprised in his heart.

"Hand - !"

Tong Rui pulled the long voice, and her beautiful eyes narrowed into a slit.

【Hands?】 What happened to the hands? 】

Wu Fan was stunned for a moment, and then looked at his hand...... Uh, how do you say it? It's probably this guy's habitual action, after pinching someone's face, he slipped out of the pole and slipped out, touching the place where he shouldn't be touched~~~ It's soft!

"Huh!"

The sword flashed, and Wu Fan's face turned green in shock.

"What are you going to do? Murder your husband! Wu Fan looked at the knife in Tong Rui's hand with palpitations and swallowed his saliva, and said, "Just cut me to death!" There are ...... like you."

"Ascend to the disciple! If it weren't for the fact that you are my future husband, I would have hacked you to death! Tong Ruiliu's eyebrows were upside down, his apricot eyes were wide, and he said angrily: "Sue you!" Boss Wu! Don't use your aunt and grandmother as a little doll to coax you, you want to take advantage of your aunt and grandmother with a jar of wine and a roast suckling pig? Bah! When will you marry me in a sedan chair, and when will you think about those dirty things for me again! Otherwise! Don't even think about it! ”

"Uh......"

Knowing that he was at a loss, Wu touched his nose and was very embarrassed.

"Hands! Hand! Hand! Do you still smell it? You disgusting bastard......"

Seeing that Tong Rui was about to soar again, Wu Fan carried the knife box and ran to another room with a smoke, moving like a rabbit!

Looking at Wu Fan's closed door, Tong Rui's delicate face was a hint of red, and she snorted, and hurriedly closed her door, leaning her back against the door panel, covering her hot face, and secretly wondering: [What's wrong with him? When did you become so bold? It won't be ......], Tong Rui's face changed suddenly, she opened the door suspiciously, and looked at Wu Fan's side again, her eyes fierce: [Bad learning outside? Damn it! Just know that this bastard is not a good thing! I said I ate bran all day at home! It turned out to be a great fun outside! No way! I've got to think of a trick...... Think of a trick ......]

Tong Rui's side is brain-opening and cranky.

Wu Fan forgot about it in the blink of an eye, or rather, he remembered something more important -! I forgot to exchange huàn antidote pills!

"Broken, broken, broken!"

Wu Fan muttered into the Great Rape Male Cultivation System, and asked, "Is there an antidote pill in the system?" I mean...... No matter what poison the other party makes, the kind that can be done with one. ”

"Ding-dong! After the sundries page has been continuously updated, there are about thirty-seven kinds of antidote pills, for various poisons/drugs, poison pills, but there is no omnipotent, the host needs to know what poison it is, in order to exchange the huàn antidote pills accordingly. ”

Taking a deep breath, Wu Fan asked the question he was most concerned about: "That...... How many treacherous points does one cost? ”

"Ding-dong! The most is tens of thousands, and the less is 3,000. ”

"Poof!"

Wu really had the feeling of vomiting blood and dying on the spot!

[Is there a situation where you get carried away too much? ] Why did you forget that you were poisoned? Damn it! The scar-faced saintess fed herself poison, and said that there must be an exchange of antidotes and information every month, which clearly shows the rhythm of eating herself as a meal ticket to death! Wait a minute! 】

Wu Fan's eyes suddenly became extremely angry, and he said angrily: "If you want the horse to run, why don't you give the horse grass!" Damn stinky bitch, is there such a rebellion? Enwei and Shi don't understand! Danger, there is, what about it? Where did it go? Isn't there a hundred and eighty thousand taels of silver for me? Ahhh It's a big loss! It's a big loss! ”

After Wu Fan talked to himself and crazy for a long time......

"Ding-dong! The host has one more chance to draw the prize and has not been claimed! ”

"Hahahaha......!"

After Wu Fan was stunned, he completely abandoned any sorrow and trouble, and laughed in ecstasy!

Lottery! Incredibly exciting raffle!

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