Lin Wanrong blinked twice, and said with great joy: "Oh, Brother Gao, you actually brought these treasures." The younger brother admires and admires. ”

"Of course." Chief Gao smiled and said: "These treasures are really a must-have medicine for home travel and walking the rivers and lakes." Brother Lin definitely has no less than me, hehe! ”

Lin Wanrong smiled, and took out a paper bag from her arms, which was much bigger than the one in Chief Gao's hand: "Ashamed, ashamed, I didn't expect you to see through it on the spot." You also know that the little brother is a flower, and he is all in charge of it. I walked the rivers and lakes, and I was able to stand tall and strong, in addition to being a peerless miracle, they were the ones who contributed the most. Alas, such a good thing, I am really reluctant to use it! ”

The two of them sneered, but Hu Bugui was stunned, he stared at the paper bag for a long time, and wondered: "Brother Gao, what is this, it looks like a baby?" ”

"Of course it's baby! Don't underestimate such a paper bag, it is the grace of a chivalrous man, the nightmare of a chivalrous woman, and the treasure that a daughter can't ask for. Chief Gao's face was pale, and he slowly untied the paper bag, but there were dozens of small medicine bags inside: "See, this is called 'a big piece of firewood', this is called 'Lady Stripping', and this, the best sweat medicine." These are genuine and sufficient, and you can't buy them if you don't have acquaintances in the time-honored stores in the capital. ”

Hu Bugui was sweating profusely when he heard this, looked at Lin Wanrong and said, "General, what you have in your hand is also these obscene drugs?" ”

"Look at what Brother Hu said, don't you know who I am?! Prostitution drugs, that's something that only a local person can do. Lin Wanrong straightened her face and said seriously: "What I have in my hand is all some sexy boudoir supplies that only serious people use." Look at this, it's called the Mighty Vajra Pill -- what a serious name. It is the same origin as the powerful Vajra commander! This small one, the effect can be as good as two packs in the hands of Brother Gao, only one pill is used every night, which is efficient and durable, and all the troubles are solved. There is also this, called the Happy Martyr's Voice, although the name is a little obscene, but the effect is even more obscene. Eat it, no matter what the martyr virgin, even if you are a wild horse and a female wolf. It will also return to nature and sing happily every night. These two things have brought joy to many heroes, compared to them. What are the sweat pills and laxatives left here, alas, I'm embarrassed to recommend them to you! ”

Lord Lin's lewd drugs sound even more powerful than those of Lao Gao, Hu Bugui is sweating profusely. After a long time, he cautiously asked, "General, Brother Gao, you have to use the magic medicine in your hands." To deal with the Hu people? ”

Lin Wanrong nodded and sighed: "I can't bear it, I haven't had time to find a few daughters and ladies to try such a good thing, but I want to cheapen Hu Ren first, it's really hateful." However, for the sake of the safety of my Dahua family and country, I don't even care about the chastity of my life, let alone a little medicine powder. Regardless of aphrodisiacs, laxatives, and sweat medicines, they are all given to the Hu people to taste. Let them know how powerful I am. ”

General Lin said that the righteousness was strict and indignant, and Hu Bugui was full of admiration for the arrogance of the world, and he hesitated for a long time, but finally said: "The general has made such a sacrifice for my Dahua, which is really admirable." But although this medicine is a good medicine, how to use it? How can we approach the Turkic camp without them noticing? ”

Seeing how powerful Chief Gao is, it seems that he has already made up his mind, Lin Wanrong said with a smile: "Brother Gao, let's explain your clever plan." ”

I didn't expect that my boss Gao would also be able to become a military advisor one day, Chief Gao's face was flushed with excitement, he pointed to the endless lake in the distance, and said, "You want to get close to the Turks silently?!" Simple, isn't there a natural way? ”

Hu Bugui looked at the lake and suddenly realized: "Brother Gao, you mean, let's swim over." ”

Chief Gao nodded in a big way: "Many of our brothers in the army are from Weishan Lake and Jiangsu and Zhejiang, and there are many better water properties." You can choose 800 or thousands of people, quietly swim to the side of the Hu camp, and hide in the water. Then select a capable and flexible person, sneak into the Hu camp, and put medicine in their cauldron and kettle, sweat medicine, and aphrodisiac, hehe. It's okay to talk about those who have taken sweat medicine, at most they are sleeping with their heads covered. As for those who are unlucky and have taken aphrodisiacs, Lao Hu should have heard of it, there are no women here, and the Turks will be hot and humid at that time, regardless of whether they can water or not, they will have to jump into this lake. Our underwater brothers, you can pick up ready-made! When the time is ripe, the eight thousand brothers will fight in one go, and the whole army will enter, so won't the Hu people be completely solved? ”

It's really vicious, Hu Bugui gasped, there are no women in this Hu army, hundreds of people are taking aphrodisiacs at the same time, what kind of scene will it be? I'm looking forward to it!

Gao Chief's plan, although it seems to be funny, but it is not without a target, diving into the water, secretly poisoning, I don't know how many battles have been fought throughout the ages, Lao Gao is just learning and using it.

"That's it." Lin Wanrong snorted: "Brother Hu immediately went to choose a brother with good water nature." As for the people who are hidden in the medicine, they need to be witty and flexible, wise and brave, and don't bother the two masters, so please ask Brother Gao to come out in person, anyway, you have more experience in medicine, and you have experimented on many chivalrous women. ”

"Brother Lin said where he went," Chief Gao smiled shyly: "I have always emphasized convincing people with virtue, mainly based on feelings, supplemented by medicine. ”

This old man's face is about to catch up with me, Lin Wanrong laughed, and patted him on the shoulder with satisfaction.

Hu Bugui pondered for a long time, and suddenly shook his head and said, "Oh, there are flaws!" Brother Gao, I'm afraid that your plan will fail. ”

"Why?!" Chief Gao suddenly became nervous, and finally came up with an idea, but don't be vetoed so easily, or where will this old face go.

"Brother Gao, this medicine is very good," Hu Bugui couldn't help but laugh: "If there are no females in the Hu people's camp, then a big thing can be done." But I suddenly remembered something, and I was afraid that it would ruin your plan - there are no women there, but there are thousands of mares!! ”

Lao Hu, this beast, is really a blockbuster if he doesn't make a sound. The three of you look at me, I look at you, and after a moment of silence, they suddenly burst into laughter.

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The bright crescent moon hung high in the night sky, and the face was covered by a few wisps of dark clouds, and the faint silver glow shone all over the desert grassland, which was extremely cold. A bonfire was lit by the tent of the Turks opposite, and several cauldrons were steaming, and I didn't know what was cooking, and the faint fragrance permeated the steppe.

Hundreds of ink-colored dots moved slowly in the middle of the lake, like a piece of floating dead branches, indestructible. Heaven helped, and the breeze on the grassland blew from south to north tonight, saving a lot of effort from the soldiers who swam across the river. The surface of the lake is cold, but the bottom is warm, and hundreds of people have been swimming for half an hour, and they only have a slight breath.

"Brother Lin, are you really known as the big tiger on land and the little white dragon in the river?" Watching General Lin stretch freely, sometimes dog-shaving, sometimes back-to-back, sometimes butterfly-swimming, and the waves sliding beside him, Li Wuling struggled to barely keep up with him, panting.

Lin Wanrong smiled and nodded: "Then there is still a fake?" I never lie, everybody knows that. Hey, little plum, who did you learn to paddle with, and the dog shaved down like a decent one! ”

This is not a compliment, although Li Wuling is young, he is very good in water, and he can follow Lin Wanrong to lead the ferry, and he can't do it without some real kung fu. No wonder he tried his best to squeeze into the first wave of swimming before setting off. On the contrary, it was the majestic and high-spirited Gao Chief before entering the water, which shocked Lin Wanrong, and the few dog planings that Lao Gao fell into the water were really miserable, and he almost pouted to the sky. Fortunately, his martial arts are strong, and although his posture is indecent, he will not fall behind.

Never lie? Phew! Li Wuling automatically omitted the sentence in front of him. Hehe said: "Isn't it just paddling, when I was in the capital, no one could swim past me." Which of the rivers and lakes in Beijing has I never swam? On the fifteenth day of the first lunar month of this year, you came to Beijing to see me. I'm just done swimming. ”

Blow it, you kid still plays winter swimming! Lin Wanrong smiled and shook her head disapprovingly.

"By the way, Brother Lin, do you remember the lantern you picked up on the river on the fifteenth day of the first lunar month?" Li Wuling looked at him mysteriously: "Hehe, do you know who put it?" ”

At this mention, Lin Wanrong remembered that the lady who put down the lamp of the goddess of the poetic land still does not know.

"Why, do you know?" Lin Wanrong said.

"I said Brother Lin. Why are you so stupid?! Li Wuling smiled: "You don't want to think about it, how many people in Beijing are so talented and skillful?" ”

"It's Miss Xu!" Lin Wanrong suddenly realized. A strange feeling welled up in my heart, it turned out that on the first day I entered Beijing, I picked up Xu Zhiqing's lantern, but I didn't know it. Life is really wonderful.

Li Wuling said hehehe: "There is something that surprises you even more." Let me tell you. When you picked up the lanterns, my Aunt Xu watched from the crowd and made a note of your face-"

"What?!" Lin Wanrong was so shocked that she couldn't close her mouth. I almost choked on the lake: "So, Miss Xu has known me for a long time?" Oh, is it also the place where she arranged to hide from the rain in the Reclining Buddha Temple? It turned out that she was a** me, but I hate her for shooting arrows at me-"

Li Wuling grinned: "I don't know about these, when you go back, ask Aunt Xu again." ”

It turns out that this girl is a big conspirator, and she has been hiding me for so long. Thinking of Miss Xu's tearful face before leaving, Lin Wanrong's heart warmed.

"Attention, slow down." It's only a hundred feet away from the shore. The Turkic tents and bonfires were clearly visible, and a few sentries were faintly moving back and forth. Lin Wanrong hurriedly put away the intestines and whispered an order backwards.

A few hundred people stopped skiing and moved slowly forward with the wind. Getting closer and closer to the Hu people's camp, the situation in the camp finally became clear. The Turks apparently never dreamed that the Great Chinese would come down from heaven and swim across this lake. Their tents were next to the lake, and there were sentries patrolling back and forth on the other three sides, but the side of the lake was the most loose, and only one person was on duty.

Not far from the lake, a few cauldrons were set up with thick sticks, and the bonfire was blazing, full of fragrance, and I didn't know what it was cooking. Farther afield, makeshift horse pens were erected out of rough logs, and tens of thousands of large Turkic horses huddled in them. Hundreds of Turks circled around the horses, as if counting them.

As we got closer, the light of the bonfire turned the water bright red, and the stubble-covered cheeks of the Turkic swim posts by the lake were clearly visible.

"Silence." Lin Wanrong waved his hand and held his breath, and the hundreds of people swimming in the water stopped moving instantly.

Li Wuling swam to his side and whispered, "Brother Lin, I have counted, there are more than five hundred Hu people in total, less than six hundred." ”

This number is basically the same as Lin Wanrong's investigation, he nodded, grabbed Chief Gao and said, "Brother Gao, did you see the wandering Turkic sentinels?" We are now about fifty feet away from him, and how sure are you that we will solve him quietly? ”

"Ten percent!" The high chief is full of confidence.

"Good!" Lin Wanrong snorted lightly: "Li Wuling, you bring two brothers with good water nature to cover Brother Gao." Remember, the sentry must not be allowed to find out. ”

Hu Ren is close at hand, such an exciting thing has never been done, Li Wuling responded excitedly, found two soldiers with good water nature, pulled Gao Chief and dived slowly, four small hollow bamboo sticks slightly exposed to the water, like a swimming drift when fishing, slowly moving with the wind speed.

The Turkic sentinel sat on a rock, clutching a piece of half-cooked flesh in his hand, and was biting at it fiercely. He never dreamed that right under his nose, there was a strange soldier of Dahua lurking.

Thirty zhang, twenty zhang, ten zhang, seeing Li Wuling and them approaching little by little, everyone involuntarily held their breath. Lin Wanrong clenched her fists tightly, looked at the swimming bamboo joints, and her heart slowly rose.

The drift at the front slowly rose, and Li Wuling's head secretly popped out, like a frivolous gourd. Just as he was about to move, a sudden mutation occurred, and the Turkic outpost suddenly stood up and glanced at the lake.

Discovered? Lin Wanrong had beads of sweat on his head, clenched the knife in his hand tightly, and walked while preparing to fight, and his heavy footsteps hit everyone's hearts. The hearts of all the soldiers were raised to their throats, and the underwater swords were clenched, ready to fight at any time.

As soon as Li Wuling's head dived back into the water, the Turkic stepped over, unbuttoned his trouser pocket, and the sound of water came to his face.

, Lin Wanrong took a few breaths, angry and funny.

Barbaric beasts, moral corruption, conscience degradation, unscrupulous scum, Lin Wanrong gave all the vicious words he could think of in his heart to this Turk, but he couldn't calm the anger in his heart. It's too unsophisticated, I pee in such a clear lake, not to mention the broken environment, and I use Lao Tzu as a toilet, is it tolerable?

Hu Bugui gritted his teeth angrily: "***, such a small thing, dare to take it out and show it in front of Lao Tzu?" Later, I'll ask Lao Gao to cut off his balls. ”

After the Turkic man finished urinating, he sighed comfortably, turned around and grabbed the chop and munched.

Unhygienic things, Lin Wanrong scolded angrily, but the high chief in front couldn't help it, he slowly surfaced, and looked at the position of the Turkic people. With a soft bang, his body was like a big fish jumping out of the water, silently approaching the sentry like the wind, and slapped the back of the Turk's neck.

Hu Ren fell silently, and Li Wuling and the two brothers in front of him quickly jumped onto the water and hid behind the big rock.

This action was clean and fast, most of the Hu people's energy was focused on counting the war horses, they were the most at ease on the surface of this lake, and most of the guards were arranged in other directions, where would they have thought that something had happened on the lake that should have been the safest?

Except for the shouts of the Hu people when they counted the war horses in the distance, no abnormal sound could be heard. The high chief stripped the Turkic sentinel's clothes and put them on his body indiscriminately. He was burly and bearded, and pulled the fur on his felt hat down hard, looking at it from a distance. It's like a living Turk.

The high chief landed smoothly, which was considered a victory in the first battle, and hundreds of men and horses in the water swam forward silently, approaching the shore of the lake.

Lao Gao stood up, stomped on the remaining meat that the Hu man had gnawed with his feet, it was not enough, and spat at it fiercely, grabbed the meat, and strode towards the cauldron that was burning with smoke.

"Monza, Hora by the mud and the green Kanga?" Over there, the Hu people saw the high chief staggering towards the cauldron. He shouted with a smile.

Lao Gao doesn't know Turkic words, Lin Wanrong became nervous, and hurriedly asked Hu Bugui beside him: "Brother Hu." What is this Turkic shouting? ”

Hu Bugui has been at war with the Hu people for many years, and he is already proficient in Turkic dialect, and he said: "He asked: Monza, the legs or your woman, which one tastes good?" ”

"Miscellaneous Grass Take." When Lin Wanrong was nervous. Chief Gao shouted loudly, and Lin Wanrong couldn't understand what he was shouting. The Turks in the distance laughed loudly, and even Hu Bugui was so happy that his old eyes narrowed: "Yes, Brother Gao's Turkic language is very refined and proficient!" ”

Lin Wanrong opened her mouth wide: "Brother Hu, does Lao Gao speak Turkic?" ”

Hu Bugui nodded: "Brother Gao has learned this sentence from me in the past few days, and he is more familiar with it than Hu Ren." ”

It turns out that Lao Gao is so studious, Lin Wanrong said curiously: "What does this sentence mean?" ”

"Well, it's not easy to translate." Hu Bugui's face was embarrassed, and he whispered: "It's to greet Hu Ren's mother." ”

Lin Wanrong laughed. Lao Gao, this guy, is really a master who doesn't suffer.

While they were talking, Chief Gao walked to a few cauldrons without hurrying, threw the meat and medicinal powder into the pot together, stirred it vigorously, and swaggered around a few times, and then slowly returned to the sentry position.

After the Hu people counted the war horses, they returned to the bonfire in twos and threes, grabbed the meat in the pot and gnawed on it, but they also took out the wine sac, and the strong smell of wine suddenly permeated the entire camp. If no one was eating and drinking beside the hundreds of people, the high chief was overjoyed and hurriedly gestured to Lin Wanrong.

The Turks drank for half an hour before they gradually dispersed, Lin Wanrong and the others were so anxious that they didn't move? Such a good medicinal powder, can't it expire? I knew I would have tried it first.

was waiting anxiously, but a Turkic man ran out of the tent by the lake, his beard was upturned, his face was red, he screamed, and he was clutching at his chest, and even the high chief was startled.

When the Hu man saw Gao Chief, he didn't care whether he was male or female, so he pounced on him with a hula sound, pressed Gao Chief to the ground, and arched his face desperately. This bearded man was very angry, Lao Gao was struggling for a while, Gao Chief's face turned white, he kicked him away, ahhh ”

The Turk was also dizzy, and he couldn't tell whether it was Mandarin or Hu, and when he saw the watery patch in front of him, he jumped into the lake with a bang.

Before Chief Gao could breathe a sigh of relief, he saw dozens of Hu people rushing out of the camp tent behind him, all of them with red eyes, like crazy, and arrested people when they saw them.

"Mom!" It turned out that a group of people taking aphrodisiacs was such a consequence, Lao Gao was so frightened that his legs were weak, and he jumped into the water with a bang.

Water can extinguish fires, and a few slightly sober Hu people saw Gao Chief's movements, and immediately realized it, and hurriedly jumped into the water after him. The Hu people in the back did the same, and for a while, there was a pop in the lake, and hundreds of Hu people jumped in one after another.

"Alas, it's so inhumane to use this powder." Lin Wanrong shook his head and smiled, and the eight hundred warriors were like dragons under the water, pressing these landlubbers to the Turks under the water.

"Tune with that big ghost!" In the middle of the tent, a fierce Turk suddenly rushed out, waving his saber in his hand and shouting loudly.

Hu Bugui translated: "This person seems to be a leader. He said, it was the Dahua cavalry raid! ”

Lin Wanrong laughed, rushed out of the water, and shouted in the lead: "Lao Tzu is not a cavalry, Lao Tzu is a naked soldier." Brothers, let the Turks also see our fierceness - rush! ”