Chapter 30 All your house is two
The fat man was assigned to a quiet guest room, staying alone in the guest room to wipe the gun, the fat man was worried, ten days later on the auspicious day of the zodiac, the Hukou cottage feasted in all directions, and married him and the sable cicada.
The most important thing is that Sai Diao Chan didn't know what was crazy, so he actually asked his subordinates to send a letter to the commander of the Eighth Route Army and Horse Regiment in Qingzhou, saying that they were here to drink wine and eat a wedding banquet.
Doesn't this clearly tell Wang Yi that he is married, and then cut off his back path to Wang Yi? The fat man wanted to leave, but the injury was not good, especially the crotch, although it was not "the chicken ruined and the people died", but he was seriously injured, and it still hurts at all when he shuts or exercises violently.
The most important thing is that the fat man is suddenly a little confused, his original purpose was to take refuge in ** fighting devils, and now ** did not vote, he voted for bandits, and was forced to marry by the bandit woman, so depressed that he forgot his weight loss plan, and ate in a daze every day, sleepy and sleepy, and taught a few hands to the two guards when the idle egg hurts.
"Second aunt? Second aunt? ......" The polite voice of the bandits guarding the door outside, the bandits in the whole cottage know that this fat man is going to marry the second master in the near future and become the brother-in-law of the big boss, so he has to wait.
"Two, your uncle, call the soul, your whole family is two!" The fat man was lying on the Taishi chair with half-squinted eyes and was napping, and was awakened by the bandit's scream, and he was particularly disgusted with the title of "second aunt", and the most important thing was that there was a "two".
"The little one didn't dare to disturb the second aunt's dream, yes, the fifth master is here!" This bandit has scolded the fat man a lot these days, knowing that this is just scolding, people are good people, in the first day or two, Uncle Biao is a broadband person with good wine and good food, but this sympathetic to the small below, all the wine and meat were rewarded to them, and he gnawed two steamed buns, and he was so moved that the two bandits who stood guard praised the good of the horse master when they met people, and envied a litter of bandits.
"Damn, is being a fat man an idiot? Those good dishes have fat man's urine on them! The fat man rewarded the two bandits with all the good wine and meat from the previous two days, and on the third day, there were no more big fish and meat, and he began to eat and drink normally.
"Let him in." The fat man suddenly thought of Liu Kongkong, the fifth master who gambled with himself yesterday and lost all his money, everyone is surnamed Liu, and the fat man has the responsibility to win all this kid, he can't let outsiders say that he takes care of his family, right?
A thief with rat eyes, a strap around his arm, fell on his neck, this guy stepped into the door, and scolded and scolded: "Lao Tzu's idea is really fucking back, during the day you lose money at the second aunt and you, and at night touch the devil's grain cart, but the devil kicked all night, and even this arm was broken!" ”
"You dare to touch the devil's grain cart like this?" When the fat man heard that he was interested, he would not be as good as excited, so he sarcastically said.
"Look at what you said, it's Qingzhou City, and Lao Tzu dares to touch it!" Liu Kongkong was not satisfied, and continued: "After gambling with you yesterday, the big boss let Lao Tzu and the third brother lead the brothers to rob the devil's grain car, relying on his grandmother's, robbing the devil This kind of thing I Liu Kongkong likes it so fuckingly, Lao Tzu and the third brother led the brothers to wait until the devil's grain truck passed by on the main road, and we will rob it, I didn't expect that these grain trucks were all his grandmother's little devils, and I don't know where the two dogs and puppet soldiers and little devils all over the mountains and fields came out of nowhere, plus the minefield, more than 30 brothers were folded, and the third brother snatched Lao Tzu out, Escape back to the cottage, do you say obscure? ”
"Lack of food in the stockade? How did the big boss know that the little devil wanted to transport grain? As soon as the fat man opened his mouth, he asked the fundamental problem, it was obvious that Yang Yun and Liu Kongkong were ambushed in their actions last night, either there was false information or there were traitors, but the fat man believed in false information a little more, there may be traitors in the cottage, but the fat man would rather check the problem of intelligence first, and it is not too late to check the traitor when the information is confirmed, after all, the entire cottage is brothers and sisters, and he would rather believe in human nature.
"Don't mention it, there is not enough food in the village for ten days." Speaking of this, Liu Kongkong hurriedly shut up, diverted the topic and said: "Of course there is an inside line...... Don't talk about this bad thing, let's play with money, play with money. ”
"Okay." The fat man was not in a hurry to take three dice and two empty bowls, put the dice into one bowl, and the other bowl was upside down, and the skillful hands closed the two bowls and shook them, the dice cooed in it, and finally put the two bowls together to the table side, and the old gambler shouted: "Pressure big and small, double the odds, guess the odds three times, get money under the money, get children under the wife, children are not bullied, time does not wait for me, the opportunity will not come again, buy and leave the hand......"
"Lao Tzu bet...... Big! Liu Kongkong took out a wallet, took out a piece of Yuan Datou from the wallet, and slapped it on the table.
"Settled?" The fat man asked, with a grunt of his eyes.
"Lao Tzu bet big, yesterday Lao Tzu bought a small day, out of the big, Lao Tzu has two days of high mildew, you have to bet on the opposite!" Liu Kongkong said viciously.
"Open, one, two, four, seven o'clock small, five is embarrassed, hehe." With a little apology, the fat man brought the piece of Yuan Datou in front of him, and Long Kongkong's eyes were about to burst into flames.
"Grandma is a bear, five yuan big head, continue to buy big!" Liu Kongkong took out five Yuan Datou from the money bag, and all of them were lined up on the table with a snap.
"Buy and leave, open, four, four, six, fourteen points, big, idle win!" The fat man took out five yuan and threw it in front of Liu Kongkong, he was not afraid of losing money, he was holding back the bad, anyway, this money was won by Liu Kongkong yesterday, as long as he could coax Liu Kongkong to be happy and set out what he wanted to know, it would be worth it.
"Haha, grandma's, it seems that the time has come for Lao Tzu to come and run!" Liu Kongkong took Yuan Datou in his hand, I don't know how high-tech it is, I can lose for a day yesterday!
"It seems that the five masters are in charge, even if they don't have that inside line, they will be able to grab the little devil's food next time!" The fat man began to take advantage of Liu Kongkong's happiness, and while playing, he began to get to the point.
"That's not what I said, the inner line was the dark chess that was planted in the ** by the head of the year, but I didn't expect the little devil to call, and the ** in Qingzhou City surrendered directly to become the second devil puppet army, so the inner line gave the cottage the information of the little devil...... Haha, it's big again, it's really time to run, haha! Liu Kongkong was overjoyed.
"Is this inside line reliable?" The fat man continued to play and continued to ask.
"Why is it unreliable? You don't know, back then, it was the sixth master of our cottage, and it was a lifelong friendship with a few of us, if he hadn't asked for his own life to be an insider, who wanted to work for the devil, and he was not afraid of being rubbed by the villagers...... Haha, big big, big again! Liu Kongkong laughed so much that his mouth was crooked.
"Over the years, people will change." The fat man said tentatively.
"I don't believe that others take refuge in the devil Lao Tzu, and I don't believe that he took refuge in the devil and killed Lao Tzu." Liu Kongkong shook his head and continued: "His hometown is from the Northeast, the 918 incident, his wife and children and parents were killed by the bombs of the little devil, he has no other advantages, he just hates the little devil!" ”
"Oh." The fat man had a slight understanding in his heart.
"Haha, and his grandmother is big, so lucky!" Liu Kongkong laughed.
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