Section 27 The cave has been fruitful
The scream of the injured and fast-talking catcher in his hurry surprised and delighted everyone present.
When the catcher who was close to this person hurriedly helped him up, it was not as easy as imagined, his ass was actually squeezed by the fragments of a stone slab covered on it, and the person who helped him was too strong because he was eager to save people, how could his ass stand it, not to say that he howled like a pig, at least it was not too far away.
There was no shortage of capable people in the catcher, and they circled around the injured and fast-talking catcher twice, and there were, one of them stomped his foot quickly, and the other cooperated and shouted tacitly: "There is a snake!" ”
The injured and fast-talking catcher was startled, and his hands were pushed up on the ground, and there really was.
The quick catcher who stomped his feet just now joked: "If I hadn't stepped on a rock, how could you have jumped out?" ”
Everyone disagreed with the merits of the stomping man, and they all thought that the "snake" was the most powerful and should be credited with great credit.
Seeing that everyone was so excited, the leading brother was in a very good mental state, of course he was happy, he stepped forward and patted the catcher who had inadvertently made meritorious service with his buttocks, and said with a smile: "Thank you, thank you even more for your ass!" ”
The second sentence of the leading brother can be echoed by many people almost in unison, and it is more accurate to say that it is a hodgepodge of perfect jokes.
Some of them trampled on the broken stone with their feet, some struck with the back of their knives, and hey, the ladder carved in the stone became more and more obvious, and extended downward.
The catchers may want to show their way in front of the leading brother, and they scrambled to the ladder one by one. At this time, the leading elder brother seemed to have not enjoyed the joke yet, and he still remembered the tool for meritorious service, and reminded: "When looking for a hiding place, someone used that toy to make a meritorious service, but this time it was a loss for his own family!" ”
Needless to say, the joy brought by the approachability and amiability of the leading brother may be taken as an opportunity to relax themselves, and their personalities are so open that they don't even know themselves.
Truly. The stone stairs that went down were very slippery, and the moss was overgrown, and after many people went down, the leading brother put his feet on the ladder and sat on the bank of the dark river, he was thinking about it.
The meritorious pirate bent down, faced the leader Elder Brother, and asked with a smile, "Does Lord Qincha think that this ladder is not like the main path to hide things?" ”
"Exactly!" The leader of the elder brother analyzed, "The moss on the full level told us that there have been no people entering or leaving recently. ”
Really. After a bag or two of dry tobacco, one of them came up and said, "There is a big stone gate at the end of the ladder below, and I am afraid that it will not be opened for a while." ”
The leading brother joked again, he also climbed up from the hole, walked up to the butt meritorious catcher, patted his buttocks, and sighed: "It's a pity, the pain in your butt doesn't mean much." ”
There was a quick catcher who said, "Why is it meaningless? Check if there is still any reaction to the dead meat! ”
The butt meritorious person felt that it was too unrighteous and raised the scabbard in his hand. I took a few steps in pain and chased after him.
Why would a pirate have such a fake hiding place? The leading brother had to ask the question.
This is a problem that not everyone has the ability to speak, and it is easy to provoke jokes by talking nonsense. In the future, it is inevitable to fall into the laughing stock of boredom after tea and dinner.
The meritorious pirate thought for a moment, and he sat down by the broken stone, crouched on the ladder, and walked slowly down.
A dismissive catcher said, "Take off your pants and spank your fart." Bring sand to the beach! ”
"There are a lot of people who have been searched, and there are still a few people down there!" The fast way to catch the fast road that came up to pray.
The catchers below were anxious to come up, and saw the meritorious pirates blocking the ladder. Those who call to give way, those who scold good dogs for not getting in the way, and those who insult the driver and pretend to be righteous and uneasy and kind, and some people sarcastically call it fake and positive.
"Don't make a noise!" The meritorious pirate snorted softly, stabbed his scabbard a few times near the dark river, and he quickly climbed ashore and shouted to the below: "Hurry up, hurry up!" ”
When seven or eight men came up in succession, the meritorious pirate jumped on the ladder and stabbed the scabbard a few times, and the river flowed down in an uproar, and in a short time the river was parallel to the water level on the ladder.
Now the trouble came out, and many catchers scolded the meritorious pirates for their ill intentions and deliberately hiding the pirates' secrets, which ruined everyone's hard-won victory.
The leading brother is very comparable, he looked at the meritorious pirate, and felt that he seemed to have something to say, so he stopped everyone and said: "Don't gossip, listen, there must be some mystery!" ”
The meritorious pirate nodded deeply to the leading brother gratefully, perhaps bowing to full trust: "This is a common trick of pirates, in order to hide the secret, use water to eliminate the trace!" ”
Someone asked unconvincedly: "Today is also a pirate erase!" ”
The meritorious pirate said undisturbedly: "It can be seen that the pirate is very panicked this time, and he hasn't had time to release the water yet." ”
"In other words, this is where the pirates hide." The leading elder brother asked, "It's just that it's not easy to open this door, you have to find another import, and that's what you say!" ”
"I just looked for this back." The meritorious pirate nodded and analyzed, pointing to the front and said, "The hiding place must be in front, and it is on the cliff of the dark river." ”
"Since you know, don't you just say it?" Someone sarcastically said impatiently, "Why waste manpower, pretend to be a ghost, and play everyone like a fool." ”
"Look for it!" The leading elder brother said, "Do it!" ”
The sound of percussion on both sides of the dark river came and went, and the leading brother walked around and carefully observed, and he pointed to a long crack on the cliff wall on the side of the ladder just now, two or three feet above the ground! He broke it with a knife, but it was not hard.
Seeing that the leader was breaking easily, he went over and said, "Lord Qincha will rest for a while, I'll try it." After speaking, he started to break it, the rock did not recognize the novice, which caused everyone to laugh, he blushed, parted his legs, climbed on his figure-eight feet, broke it hard, used too much force, leaned back, and fell into the dark river.
It's not lively now, those who call for help on the shore, some call which child's child fell into the water, some comfort don't be afraid, some jump directly into the dark river to save people, and some run a few steps and shout "Grandpa is looking for a bamboo pole to save you", and some people laugh and shout "The dragon king is coming to pick you up, you tell him that he is not in a hurry, and he hasn't discussed it with his father yet!" ”
The meritorious pirate found a wooden stick from the outside, reached into the crack in the stone, and pry it vigorously, hehe, the effect was surprisingly good, everyone quieted down, and they all watched this move.
The meritorious pirate prying five or six times in a row, a miracle appeared, and when he was excited, the meritorious pirate erected a wooden stick and made a violent downward movement like a rice, which was so good that about a flat mouth of more than a zhang appeared.
After the leading brother stopped the meritorious pirate from continuing to act, he looked over and was excited: "Found it!" ”
Now it's all fried, and everyone squeezed over, squeezing the meritorious pirates to the side. But there are many people who work hard against the cliff, one is harder than the other, one is more excited than the other, and one is happier than the other.
Someone scolded and said: "These thieves' dog-headed true spirits make the cliff like the real thing, and they almost paralyzed a large group of fast grandfathers!" ”
The hole in the cliff wall became bigger and bigger, and the leader shouted: "Okay, if you poke it again, the cliff will collapse!" ”
People are scrambling to break in, and there is also a ladder here, but there are only three ladders. The people who rushed in first shouted, "That's a lot! ”
The leading elder brother asked, "Is there Su embroidery?" ”
"There's a lot of silk!" The catcher inside replied, "There are also gold and silver, bracelets, rice and noodles, and so on." ”
Brother Qintou ordered: "Come out first, register and make a register before moving." ”
Who would dare not listen?
But when the leading brother was looking for a meritorious pirate, he had already escaped from the cave of the dark river, climbed up the hillside, and lay on the slope to bask in the sun. (To be continued......)