Chapter 140: The Monk Moon Falls on Black Mountain
In order to do learning, the ancients have always had the saying of "twisting a few whiskers for chanting a word", so Qin Baichuan said that it is not alarmist to make people vomit three liters of blood. That Hu Songqing only thought that Qin Baichuan looked down on himself, sneered, and said: "Mr. is more talented, Hu is willing to be convinced." If you vomit three liters of blood because of a mere competition, how can you follow the prince and do things with such a bearing? β
"Well, that's good." Qin Baichuan smiled secretly, this thing was going to suffocate to death in his heart, but he still had to take care of the prince's face. Hey, eating royal meals is essentially no different from working boys, and they are both very hard.
"Please sir!" Qin Baichuan was a little reluctant to continue bullying Hu Songqing, but the latter couldn't feel his kindness and urged with his fists.
"Then listen up, First Couplet...... Well...... Monk. Qin Baichuan said with a smile.
"Monk?" Hu Songqing had already accumulated strength and was ready to go, and he wanted to compete with Qin Baichuan, but he didn't expect that his first joint was only two words, and he was stunned for a while. Not to mention that Hu Songqing didn't understand what he meant, even the Jiangling scholars were also a little enlightened, and the monk ...... Damn, three-year-olds can come out!
Xue Shihan stared at Qin Baichuan with a puzzled face, even if she was famous, she couldn't figure out Qin Baichuan's true thoughts at this time.
"What? Isn't that right? After waiting for a while, Hu Songqing did not reply, and Qin Baichuan asked with a smile.
"Mr. Qin, do you look down on me Hu?" Hu Songqing's face sank, he really couldn't think of anything other than this reason.
"If you can't afford it, you have to face it first. Hu Gongzi, when we competed just now, Qin didn't seem to think about it for so long, right? Qin Baichuan frowned with a provocation, and said again: "Listen, I'm a 'monk' in this Shanglian, can you give an accurate sentence to come out." β
"Nun!" Hu Songqing came out of his teeth with two words, what is this kind of couplet not an insult to his IQ?
"Hu Gongzi is talented! Listen to my second couplet again: Moonset! Qin Baichuan high-fived and admired, and the second joint came out in response.
"Sunrise!" Hu Songqing's face became more and more ugly, and the people of Jiangling also laughed one after another.
"Ouch, it's really hard for you! Listen to my third couplet again: Montenegro! Qin Baichuan smiled and made trouble again.
"Whitewater!" Hu Songqing's face finally couldn't hold back, and he said angrily: "If you want to make fun of someone Hu, please say it directly, what kind of ability do you have in such a roundabout way!" β
"Fourth, go!" Qin Baichuan stretched out four fingers, with a smile on his face that the conspiracy was about to succeed.
"Come!" Hu Songqing clenched his fists at once, and his eyes erupted with fire.
"Haha, Master Hu, don't you still understand Mr. Qin's hard work?" Some of the spectators couldn't help but smile and said: "You insulted the Jiangling scholars first, and Mr. Qin passively accepted the recruitment, but the people are kind-hearted and don't want you to lose face, so they came up with a few simple uplinks, and finally compared with you to a tie!" β
"That's it, Master Hu, Mr. Qin let you go, you don't have to be uninteresting! King Chitose also said that it is also excellent to take the opportunity to kill your arrogance! Someone chimed in.
"Master Hu, Mr. Qin is talented and righteous, and the countryman is unparalleled, you can accept it if you see it quickly!"
Hu Songqing only felt that his throat was sweet, what is his identity, what is Qin Baichuan's identity, it is already a great shame for the two to be compared together, if he wants to let him again, how can Hu Songqing gain a foothold in Dasong?
Some people in the crowd said that they were "kind-hearted" and "unparalleled", Qin Baichuan himself felt blushing, oh, can such a noble word match him?
"Everyone, don't be impatient, someone Qin will repay him, but he doesn't have any good intentions." Qin Baichuan smiled cheekily, opened his five fingers, looked at Hu Songqing and said: "Master Hu, win the tie, and look at me: the monk moon falls on the Black Mountain!" β
"The mystery is here!" It wasn't until this time that someone understood that what "monk" and "moonset" were nothing more than Qin Baichuan dismantling the images of the couplets separately, but his killing move was behind. However, a group of people are puzzled, even if they are split and combined, they seem to be famous, but this couplet is too simple, right?
Those readers who were slow to react didn't understand the reason, but Xue Shihan made a big red face as soon as he exited Qin Baichuan's fifth alliance. Although from a certain point of view, this guy did her a big favor today, but this fifth couplet is really too obscene.
Hu Songqing didn't think about it so much, although the fifth joint is simple, it is better than jumping out of two words and one word, right? Therefore, when Qin Baichuan's fifth joint came out, he almost didn't think about it, and said: "The moonset monk Montenegro goes, I am to you: Sunrise Ni ......"
"Coax!"
As soon as Hu Songqing said three words, he shut up, until this time, even a fool immediately understood Qin Baichuan's final intention, and a burst of laughter broke out in the hall, and some readers with poor self-control saw Hu Songqing's face turn white and red, and they only felt unspeakable happiness in their hearts, and almost laughed under the table.
The old man Chu's face turned red, and he wanted to laugh loudly with everyone, but because of his identity, he was not good at being disrespectful, so he could only hide his drinking, but he choked on the wine and coughed violently. I'll wipe it, Qin Baichuan, Mr. Qin, Zhen Nima is so bad!
Looking back, Qin Baichuan's five couplets are really step by step, setting a big trap for the dignified Hu Dacai. When the moon falls and the monk goes to Montenegro, it's simple, but you, Hu Dacai, are familiar with the Four Books and Five Classics, and you dare to say the next link in front of the people of Jiangling? Haha, it's not that you can't say it, but you can say it, but you can't say it!
"Poof!"
The people of Jiangling laughed almost angrily, Hu Songqing was even more aggrieved to live or die, and the mouthful of blood that had rushed to his throat could not be suppressed after all, and it spurted out on the spot.
Everyone in the hall changed color, King Yi narrowed his eyes, waved his hand and asked the entourage behind him to check, but he didn't expect that after a mouthful of blood spurted out, Hu Songqing's mind was a lot clearer. waved his arms to get rid of the support of his entourage, stared at Qin Baichuan with gloomy eyes, and said loudly: "Mr. Qin is very capable, the couplet is not weaker than me, and the means are more clever, today, Hu Songqing is defeated!" β
"Don't dare, yes, it was originally used for entertainment, and Hu Gongzi vomited three liters of blood for it, this kind of spirit is really a model for my generation to follow." The results of the couplet competition have already been out, Qin Baichuan didn't want to be looked at like a monster, said a line that Xing Ye had used, and sat down with a smile.
"Stay away from me!" He had just sat down, but he noticed a cold killing intent coming from beside him, Qu Xi, who was originally full of joy because of Qin Baichuan's strength to resist Hu Songqing, was as cold as ice at this time, and he seemed to be unable to go up and bite him hard!
Do you say that this bastard is angry, is he angry, can he be angry to death! You casually make an absolute, so that Hu Songqing will retreat, just say something "Monk Moon falls on Black Mountain"! Ya, what I know is that you Minister Qin himself misbehaved, and his mind was full of dirty thoughts, and I didn't know that I thought that Splendid Villa would only cultivate "talents" like you!
Hu Songqing didn't know that Qin Baichuan had been disgusted by his wife to death, so he knelt in front of the righteous king like a defeated rooster, kowtowed, and said: "Lord, Songqing has failed the king's grace, beg to die to apologize!" β
"That Mr. Qin is right, it is entertainment for the right child, why bother with it? Besides, today is the birthday of the old man Chu, your question and answer made the old man laugh, it should be a great achievement, what do you say about whether you will die or not? King Yi waved his hand: "Stand down." β
"Thank you for your grace!" Hu Songqing kowtowed heavily and stood back in his position in an orderly manner.
King Yi stood up, clapped his palms, and smiled at Qin Baichuan: "This king has been walking among the people for many years, and he has seen many strange people, who may be like Mr., but they are unheard of and unseen. β
Although Qin Baichuan has no sense of worship for this righteous king, he is a high-ranking prince, and he is a low-class pariah, Qin Baichuan does not dare to be big, and he no longer speaks after saying "The prince has won the award".
"Mr. Qin, this king is dedicated to asking for the people's life, if Mr. does not give up, how about giving advice to the common people under my big tent and seeking welfare?" If the righteous king doesn't open his mouth, he is amazing: "If Mr. nods and agrees, how about you and I take heaven as our father and earth as our mother, and worship as brothers of the opposite sex?" β
"Buzz!"
As soon as King Yi said this, the heads of everyone present seemed to explode and buzzed. I'm a god grandpa, this Nima god horse is in trouble! The dignified righteous king is a god horse character, a purebred dragon son and dragon grandson! Being able to be a strategist under his big tent is no less than ascending to the sky in one step, let alone worshipping as a brother of the opposite sex on the spot? I'll go, Mr. Qin only needs to nod his head a little, don't talk about this Jiangling realm, I'm afraid that no one will dare to underestimate him even if it is Da Song!
Xue Shihan raised his eyebrows, as if he had thought of something, he wanted to stop it, but he didn't know how to speak, so Du Bo rolled his eyes and sighed again and again. After he Du Bo reformed and returned to the right, he wholeheartedly worked for the court, but he couldn't even enter the door of the bloody guard, this Minister Qin was very powerful, and a few pairs made King Yi look at each other with great honor.
To say that the crowd's central thinking is the most complicated, it is Qu Xi.
There was no expression on her cold face, but there was a monstrous wave in her heart. At the beginning, she and Qin Baichuan were originally a misunderstanding, speaking from the heart, for a long time after getting married, Qu Xi subconsciously felt that he was the same as Gao Pan, even if he showed a series of amazing marketing methods, Qu Xi only thought that he "had some ability", nothing more.
But now it's different, King Yiwang Chrysostom praised, as long as Qin Baichuan nodded slightly, he reluctantly took the side of the emperor's relatives, and when the time came, don't say that he was a mere Jiangling merchant family, even if he was a member of the court, he would have to give him a little thin face - although this is a bit of a fox and a tiger, but Qu Xi asked himself, I am afraid that few people in the world can refuse such a temptation.
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