Chapter 250: Tell you to trample my little turtle to death
The news that Qingfeng Academy was bullied on Sunset Island was not only circulated in the General's Mansion and Jiangshan Academy, but also reported this scene to the various academies and Lu Shigao, King Yi and others.
Hearing the sergeant's description, the expressions of the academicians of the three major academies in the field were different, Fang Zichang and Zhu Tianyi gritted their teeth, while the old academicians of Jiangshan Academy frowned, obviously worried that Jiangshan Academy would also suffer the same treatment, but General Liu of the General's Mansion looked at Fang Zichang provocatively.
"Lord Lu, if what the sergeant reported is true, the old man is brave, please make the decision for Qingfeng Academy!" Zhu Tianyi was a master who couldn't bear the loneliness, and stood up from his seat and said loudly: "Qingfeng Academy is under the Guozi Prison, Da Song First Academy, Mr. Qin, as the chief master of the academy, has a noble status, how can he be insulted like this?" Please order the garrison on Sunset Island to arrest the person who took the lead in insulting the master, and ask him for the crime on the spot! ”
"Vice Academician Zhu, come slowly, come slowly." Without waiting for Lu Shigao to speak, General Liu got up with a smile and said, "Yesterday, you made it clear that Qin Baichuan seemed to be just a guest seat invited temporarily, when did he become the chief gentleman again?" ”
"Qingfeng Academy's decision, what does it have to do with you?" Zhu Tianyi sneered, originally he wanted to say, "It's about your birds", but he was embarrassed to speak because of his identity.
"It really has nothing to do with me, but today Dabi draws lots and groups to have their own destiny, and the garrison on Sunset Island wants to eat, so they sent people to Anyang to purchase, although it seems that the etiquette is not in line with the etiquette on the surface, but Dabi has not officially started, and it seems that there is nothing to pursue?" General Liu grinned and said: "Besides, everything is hearsay, maybe Master Qin has the ability to reach the sky, and at this time he was drinking tea and chatting with General Ou, and deliberately acted in such a play." ”
"The surname is Liu, you don't talk cool here!" Zhu Tianyi was almost blown out of anger, a partial general who only knows how to fight and kill on the battlefield will drink tea and chat with the master of the academy? Your sister, the two of them can't pee in a pot, and there is hair to talk about.
"The surname Liu, if you are not convinced, stand up now, four books and five classics, poems and songs, articles and tunes, character biographies, choose one at random, and the old man will meet you for a while!" Zhu Tianyi roared lowly.
"Oh, the old man is a martial artist, he doesn't understand this." Yesterday, he was hit by Qingfeng Academy and had no face at all, and today General Liu finally raised his eyebrows: "I just want to tell Academician Zhu that I can't win today's competition with these things...... Well, if you are afraid that Qin Baichuan will lose the face of Qingfeng Academy, I think you might as well discuss with Academician Fang and take the initiative to withdraw. ”
"Presumptuous! The people of Qingfeng Academy are all arrogant, and they will lose if they lose, so how can they be afraid and quit halfway? Zhu Tianyi's eyes were round, and he turned to Lu Shigao and hugged his fist again, and said: "Lord Lu, the old man has no intention of making trouble unreasonably, but the sunset island is full of a group of arrogant soldiers, so bullying Qingfeng Academy, this is not fair!" Please ask Lord Lu to give an order to restrain the participating Dabi sergeants, so that even if Qingfeng Academy is defeated in the end, the old man will be convinced! ”
"Vice Academician Zhu, don't be impatient." Lu Shigao was also puzzled in his heart, according to his understanding of Qin Baichuan, although the little brother seemed to be heartless all day long, but in fact, he was very arrogant in his heart, and he could really be suppressed by a partial general? However, if the partial general can't stop suppressing Qin Baichuan, what is the news from outside, could it be Qin Xiaoyou's plan?
As soon as this thought arose, Lu Shigao shook his head and denied it. Those sergeants have a personality like fire and a short temper, and being able to cooperate with Qin Xiaoyou in a short period of time can already be regarded as giving him a lot of face, can they really do these things for him?
Seeing that Lu Shigao said a word and then disappeared, Zhu Tianyi also showed his old face and repeated again: "Lord Lu, this big competition is not a fair competition, Qingfeng Academy is not convinced!" ”
"Where is fairness on the battlefield?" Without waiting for Lu Shigao to speak, King Yi's face sank, and he snorted: "When the 200,000 iron cavalry of the Great Silver Kingdom invaded, I only had 80,000 forbidden troops in Dasong, have they ever told us about fairness?" The battlefield is just like this, if you want to be fair, it is just on paper, you can't get on the table, and you can't show the level. ”
"Chitose!" Zhu Tianyi was in a hurry.
"That's enough." King Yi waved his hand and said, "The academy has the rules of the academy, if it is noisy here, what kind of system will it become?" Since the matter has happened, everyone will invite them to go back to dinner, and board the ship in the afternoon to watch the battle, Qin Baichuan is as resourceful as a demon, and it is possible to turn defeat into victory. ”
"Chitose ......" Zhu Tianyi only felt that his mouth was full of bitterness, and his heart was as dead as ashes. No matter how resourceful Qin Baichuan is, it is difficult for a clever woman to cook without rice, and the garrison of Sunset Island makes things difficult for him in every way, what kind of wind and waves can he toss?
"Forget it." Fang Zichang stood up tremblingly, and sighed as he walked with Zhu Tianyi: "Although the garrison of Sunset Island has done too much, even if you change the team, how much better can the situation of Qin Baichuan and the others be?" The army worships the strong, even if it is you and me who go into battle in person, those generals who are out of the dive will still not take us seriously...... After so many years, Dabi has been like this, you still can't accept it? ”
Zhu Tianyi looked up to the sky and sighed, originally hoped that Qin Baichuan would be able to play the prestige of Qingfeng Academy in this formation, so it would be good for others to give an evaluation of "although defeated, it is still glorious", but this is just the beginning, Qingfeng Academy has become the laughing stock of the three major academies, how can an old academician like Zhu Tianyi, who values face more than life, be willing to accept it?
Not to mention that there was a layer of haze on the top of Qingfeng Academy, but it was said that in a dark room suitable for watching the sea on the high mountain of the General's Mansion, the emperor in cloth clothes only sneered after listening to Lu Shigao's sneaking over to report the situation, and said, "Where is fair on the battlefield?" This royal brother of mine has seen it very thoroughly...... It's a pity that Fang Zichang and Zhu Tianyi don't know Qin Baichuan well, so they have so many words. Hmph, if even a small partial general can't be suppressed, how can such a person be qualified to be called a pillar of the country? ”
While everyone in the General's Mansion was worried about the future of Qin Baichuan and Qingfeng Academy, Sunset Island was noisy, with many soldiers setting up stoves, and pots of fish soup and seafood and fragrant barbecue were mouth-watering.
"Marshal Qin!" When the sergeants on the island were feasting, they saw Qin Baichuan walking out with the people from Qingfeng Academy, and the sergeants suddenly stopped the noise and got up one after another.
"I just came to see my brothers, hard work." Qin Baichuan didn't care about it, sat on the ground, grabbed the golden roasted leg of lamb on the fire, sprinkled a little sea salt and took a big bite, and said while eating: "Come on, come on, sit down, let's chat." ”
"Forehead ......" In the consciousness of these sergeants, these scholars are all extremely pedantic, and they don't say anything, but this master surnamed Qin seems to be different.
"What? Think you don't know me well and don't have anything to talk about? These sergeants still cared about the kind of thunderous means he used to kill Yang Ye, and they didn't dare to sit down at all, Qin Baichuan smiled and said, "I don't have any other skills, if I want to talk about chatting, I can't finish chatting with you for three days and three nights...... Oh, I forgot to tell you that before Lao Tzu became the chief master of Qingfeng Academy, he was telling stories in Wangjiang Tower...... Condor Heroes, have you heard of it? ”
"Heard!" However, some sergeants were bold and said: "Some businessmen who come and go in Beijun have mentioned that "The Condor Heroes" is a rare commentary in the past few decades, and I will never regret listening to it!" It seems that the protagonist in it is very powerful, and he married his own master! ”
"Yes, yes, you kid has a future." Qin Baichuan nodded and said, "There is not much time today, and the Condor Heroes are long, so I'm afraid I can't finish talking about it now." Come, sit down, and I'll tell you a few stories. ”
Da Song Those scholars can still go to the Qinglou and listen to the opera when they are free, but most of the time these soldiers are in the barracks, except for a few sneaky gambles, there is no entertainment at all. Hearing Qin Baichuan admit that he was a storyteller, and he wanted to tell a story, many sergeants had their eyes wide open.
"This story is about the Yan family in Anyang, Yan Juzheng, Yan Gongzi, you all know this person, right?" Qin Baichuan looked around, yes, last time Yan Ju put himself in front of him, and Lao Tzu also wanted to say bad things about him behind his back.
"I've heard of it." Among the sergeants, there was a humane: "It is said that the eldest son of Yan has a wealthy family, and he usually has no hobbies, and he likes to visit the kiln the most!" ”
All the sergeants sighed, maybe in the hearts of many men in this era, they live like Yan Juzheng, they don't have to work, they take care of their sisters every day.
"yes, that's the thing." Qin Baichuan swallowed the mutton in his mouth, picked up the kettle he didn't know who and drank it: "Say, Yan Juzheng went to a clay kiln to prostitute when he was five years old, and the turtle slave who guarded the door saw that he was young, so he asked him to get out." Our eldest son Yan is rich, so he took out ten taels of silver and told the turtle slave to find your old bustard! ”
"Huh?" Qin Baichuan opened his mouth to visit the kiln, and the sergeants' eyes suddenly widened, and some people even laughed: "Go to the kiln at the age of five?" Master Yan is really the reincarnation of a lewd worm!"
"The lewd insect doesn't know if the lewd insect is not, the turtle slave saw that the eldest prince Yan was generous, and hurriedly ran over to find the old bustard. Yan Dagongzi snorted coldly and said, "Find me a girl, have sex!" ’”
"Five-year-old...... Room...... I'll go, can Mr. Yan really do it? The sergeants were dumbfounded.
The bustard thought so at the time, it was a five-year-old child, if something really happened, how could she be responsible? The old bustard told Yan that the girls were busy and had no time. Qin Baichuan smiled obscenely and said, "Although the old bustard has good intentions, but the eldest prince Yan didn't buy it, and coldly threw out a silver ticket of five hundred taels." The boss saw that the money was open, and hurriedly found a group of girls for Yan Dagongzi to choose. ”
"Grand Prince Yan looked at the women, and snorted coldly: 'I want one with flower willow disease.' Qin Baichuan changed his tone and learned Yan Juzheng's tone vividly: "The old bustard was a little stunned at the time, and explained to Yan Juzheng, saying that they were regular Qinglou and did not have such unsightly diseases. Yan Dagongzi didn't buy it, and threw out a silver ticket of five hundred taels, and the old bustard finally complied and found him a terminally ill woman with flowers and willows. ”
"What is Master Yan doing? Don't want to live anymore? "How did the sergeants know about Qin Baichuan's conspiracy, after hearing about Hualiu disease, they all got goosebumps.
"Don't worry, listen to me." Seeing that everyone's attention was attracted, Qin Baichuan said unhurriedly: "Master Yan and the flower willow girl spent a night in clouds and rain, and the next morning he found a turtle slave, and asked: 'She has a flower willow, now, did I also give birth to a flower willow?'" 'The turtle slave didn't know what medicine was sold in the gourd of Yan Dagongzi, so he shook his head again and again, impossible, absolutely not! ”
"Yan Gongzi took out a 100 taels of silver tickets: 'Say, did I also get the flower willow?' The turtle slave's hand holding the money was trembling, and he nodded again and again: "That's right, that's right, it's for sure, it's for sure." Yan Juzheng gritted his teeth and said, "If I go back and sleep with the maid who serves me for one night, will she also get flower willows?" Yan Gongzi asked again: "That maid sleeps with my father for one night, does my father also want to get willows?" The turtle slave nodded again: 'Yes, yes, yes, sure, sure'; The turtle slaves were all blinded: 'Yes, yes, yes, sure, yes', my mother slept with my coachman, and if the coachman also got willows? The turtle slave almost cried: 'Yes, yes, yes, sure, sure'; The turtle slave nodded decisively: "Definitely, definitely!" ’”
Qin Baichuan spoke very quickly, but he imitated the tone of the young Yan Juzheng's speech and the tone of the turtle slave's reply to the extreme, giving everyone a clear feeling as if something was happening in front of them, and in the end, he only listened to Qin Baichuan's words: "Yan Dagongzi didn't breathe a sigh of relief until this time, and spat fiercely: 'Damn, dog coachman, tell you to trample Lao Tzu's little turtle to death!" ’”
"Poof!"
Hearing the end, the sergeant who was drinking fish soup in his mouth almost squirted out all the things in his mouth, looked at Qin Baichuan in amazement, and then broke out into a burst of irrepressible laughter. I'll make a mistake, is this Yan Dagongzi TMD brain-dead, revenge on the coachman for killing his little turtle, and use this method?
Ou Jinhua was originally the general of Beijun, and it stands to reason that he should be happy and angry, but he didn't hold back it, turned around and laughed so much that his shoulders trembled violently, and he almost laughed out of tears. Damn, this chief master of Qingfeng Academy is really a fucking talent!
"Marshal Qin, is there anything else, one more, one more!" Only one paragraph shortened the distance between Qin Baichuan and these sergeants, although there were a few guys in the crowd who had a good relationship with Yang Ye still looked at Qin Baichuan unpleasantly, but this did not prevent most of the other sergeants from gradually accepting him psychologically.
"One more one...... It's okay, let's just say that after the eldest son of Yan grows up, he will go to the Qinglou and take off the woman's clothes......" Qin Baichuan was full of emotion, seeing that those sergeants had a different kind of light in their eyes, he smiled secretly in his heart, chatting with women about clothes, gossiping, talking about women with men, and talking about going to bed has always been the entry point for the rapid warming of feelings.
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