0027 is going to steal underwear, and the man and beast negotiate the price
() Bang! The door of the cotton ball was closed, and Liu Yi looked at the big rabbit that he had accepted as a pet in horror, and the cotton ball that closed the door turned his head, only to see it smiling all over his face.
Smiling? For a while, I was puzzled, could this be the last gift before death? Thinking of this, he looked at the fat on the cotton ball with a sad face, and was ready to find the most oily piece to bite and eat before he died.
"Come on! Let's have a feast! You're welcome! I saw the cotton ball with a smile on his face, handed a radish to Liuyi, and then politely wrote on the paper?????.
Ryuichi looked at the fat rabbit in surprise, could it be that this was the calm before the storm?????
I saw that the cotton ball was a little embarrassed, and then shyly wrote on the paper: "It's ~ Actually, I want to ask you to help me do it~ do something!" You can steal such a cute bow from me, so...... So ......"
"I'll never steal again" Liuyi suddenly understood what it meant, and immediately stood up and said solemnly:
I saw the cotton ball board write on his face: "If you don't help me, I will make you into a hot pot and eat it, if you help me, I will always be your obedient pet in the future, in terms of ability, you can help me do this easily!" Saying that, it continued to seduce: "Think about it! ”
What a drag!
Liuyi struggled to get up, and when he saw that the cotton ball had something to ask for, the panic in his heart calmed down, what a shameless rabbit, cut!
Liuyi walked safely to the chair and sat down, indeed! Stealing something is not a difficult task, and he naturally said, "Say it! What are you going to do? ”
"Hmmm! That, I want you to sneak into the Warcraft Forest and steal back my global limited edition collector's edition Playboy panties that were forcibly taken by my dad! The cotton ball obediently wrote on the paper.
Stream fell out of the chair before it could finish writing, Warcraft Forest? Your dad? Your dad? The ultimate Warcraft? I thought of a super monster rabbit, and after releasing the "barbecue technique" to myself, I said to its wife: "Honey, look, this little guy actually wants to steal my collector's edition of Playboy Pie panties, I roasted him, why don't you go out to buy ice cream tonight......"
"I'm against it! It's so immoral to steal," Liuyi interrupted the imaginary scene, sweating profusely.
"The objection is invalid, but I can help you file a complaint with the "Violent Roast Pig Flame"! What do you think? The cotton ball showed his jiān deception and immediately wrote a line on the paper.
Stream sat down with an expressionless ass, oh my God! It's a hard life! Regardless of him, even promise him first, and when he goes out, he will escape to the ends of the earth, see how you find it, hum!
"Good! But I also need 100 baskets of roasted turnips and 200 baskets of roasted cabbage! Thinking of this, in order to show that he had to be sincere and cover up his plan, Liuyi pretended to make conditions.
I saw that the cotton ball thought about it for a long time and said: "Meow~!" I can only give you twenty baskets of turnips and ten baskets of cabbage! ”
In order to make it believe in itself more, Liuyi pretended to bargain with it: "Fifty baskets of turnips, thirty baskets of cabbage, not one basket is missing!" ”
"Meow~! Now there is an economic crisis everywhere, thirty baskets of turnips and fifteen baskets of cabbage, which is already a good price! ”
"Nope! Recently, the price of pork has not dropped, and even the price of instant noodles has doubled, forty baskets of radish, twenty-five baskets of cabbage, at the very least! ”
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