Section 9 Only envy mandarin ducks but not immortals

The genius prodigy of the Wu family and the sister at the table became a couple, and achieved a good marriage, and there were two more happy people in the world from now on, and there were countless envious eyes.

On the day of the wedding, the various ceremonies are as usual, and I will not repeat them, but only talk about the many differences.

The suburbs of Suzhou are rich in water sources, waterways extend in all directions, welcome relatives with a painting boat, the decoration is gorgeous, the lanterns are hung high, the gongs and drums are noisy, but to the in-law's house, worship the heaven and the earth and worship the high hall in addition to the newcomers worship each other, more interesting is the commentary duet, you one sentence, one more sentence, the content is the content of filial piety, and it is made by relatives and friends on the spot, the bride and groom sing on the spot, it is really amazing.

The duet was mainly based on questions and answers, and everyone present could hear it clearly, and the laughter and cheers came and went, wave after wave, like the waves of Suzhou Creek.

Wu's genius prodigy sang: "How many pairs of parents are there from now on? ”

The bride replied, "There are two pairs of parents, and the more parents there are, the happier they are, and the more they can enjoy the joy of family!" ”

The bridegroom sings and asks, "What is filial piety?" ”

The bride should be kind: "In front of the elders around the knees, bring tea and water to greet each other, shout and ask for warmth every day, and smile and show a smile!" ”

The bridegroom sang and asked, "What is it?" ”

The bride should be kind: "Brothers are like a family, concubines are effective, and the younger generations are all mothers in front of them, and they are even pitiful!" ”

The bridegroom asked the bride, "What is the same as the husband and wife?" ”

The bride replied: "Husband and wife love the same forest birds, fly with wings without dividing the nest, be grateful for each other every day, love and forbearance words are high, and the wind whispers to discuss, the husband sings the woman and does not waver, if you ask how many Jiao'er there are, both men and women are free." ”

Especially as soon as the last two sentences came out, the scene was full of joy, and there were all those who said anything, some ridiculed it as a man-making machine, and some ridiculed it as a sow. There are also those who foresee a full house of children and grandchildren. Of course, the most satisfying thing is the Wu elders, and the children and grandchildren can be expected to go around the knees!

In retrospect, the rights of the bride and groom are reversed.

The bride asked, "What is the relationship between the wife and the husband?" ”

Unexpectedly, the bridegroom would reply like this: "The husband is the bone, the wife is the flesh, and they are both prisoners of the homeland; The husband is the mountain, the wife is the river, and they will always flow with each other; The husband is the earth, and the wife is the tree. two monkeys playing in the forest; The husband is the day, the wife is the month, and the wife is broken off for the husband! ”

It's so joyful and fresh, not to mention the excitement.

After the guests calmed down, the bride asked, "What is husband and wife?" ”

As soon as this question came out, everyone laughed, how could such a question be asked during the wedding celebration? Especially the people who came over, they didn't say it. But I can't wait to tell the bride and groom that after tonight, everything is clear, and the understanding is absolutely deep. Fools will understand.

The people who sent relatives to the table felt that this question was very excessive, a person who had just gotten married and was lighting a big wax was not counted as a passer. How can such a question be asked, wouldn't it be a joke! There was a heat on his face.

How could this question be a rare genius prodigy, he smiled and bowed to his friends and family. Singing: "One mouth eats two people are full, one is windy and whistling, one is pouring and jumping, one is lightning and thunder; The road to happiness is two leisurely, a flower and two hobbies, a mirror for two people, and a jar of clear water with two faces. ”

This metaphor is fresh and vivid, unexpected by relatives and friends, vulgar and reasonable, and most importantly, like a wisp of fresh wind, slowly blowing away the knots of doubt condensed in the hearts of relatives and friends, thinking that people should enjoy life so much, so enjoy the warmth of home, husband and wife should be so affectionate!

What is even more strange to relatives and friends is that the bride's mind is so open that it is difficult to accept, and then sings how to reflect the deep love between husband and wife? It's really unreasonable, I haven't experienced that little thing, but I can also take it out and ask in public, I really don't know shame, where did I run away from indecent words?

The send-off table was embarrassed to leave the wedding scene under the pretext of excuses.

As everyone knows, the bridegroom's answer is particularly interesting: "The wife is a deep well, and the husband is a plumber, and he is inexhaustible in eternal grace; The wife is a great river, and the husband is crossing, although he is tired, he can be happy; The wife is the mountain, the husband is verdant, and the eternal obedience is maintained; The wife is the crop, the husband is the locust, and the greedy committee gnaws and does not relax. ”

Such a witty language has always been praised by people, not only for the old gentleman of Suzhou Pingtan Institute to compile this word into the original local expression of the love of husband and wife in the lyrics, but also in the society is very popular, become the future Suzhou wedding in the love of the word model and was repeatedly sung.

The couple did live an enviable life after marriage, and the wife became the husband's most important assistant, and at the same time became a golden sign for the husband to enter and exit.

They are in and out of pairs, inseparable, whether they go out to eat and drink tea, never leave temporarily, and respect each other like guests, raise eyebrows, their wedding questions and answers, has been proved by practice, is their husband and wife's marital vows.

In terms of collecting and sorting out the strange stories of the north and south, it can be said that they are inseparable, often the husband and wife receive the guest officers who come with the story, one inquires, one person records, and soon sorted it out, after the husband and wife sing separately, sometimes they also return to their homes in the suburbs of Suzhou, share with their families, and sing many times by the family, repeatedly modify, and form a fine product.

In this way, the Wu family, who is not in the Suzhou Pingtan entertainment industry, has become a wonder and leader in the Suzhou Pingtan industry, and their reputation has overshadowed the old gentleman of the Suzhou Pingtan Institute.

What's even more incredible is that there is also an impostor. This kind of impersonation has not only not been criticized, but has become a topic of conversation among merchants and people in Suzhou.

The hotel's business is a matter of course, and the accumulation of KitKat stories makes the Wu genius prodigy feel powerless, so busy that he often works all night, tired from back pain and dizziness, but out of love for these stories, he can't bear to give up.

A wife deserves to be a good wife, and she is also worthy of being a talented wife. Otherwise, I can only do it in a hurry, and I can only watch my husband suffer day after day and be powerless.

The wife has to coax her husband to rest more and work in different periods to ensure high efficiency and high quality. But when the husband fell asleep, the wife did the work for him, and a new review was born from time to time, to the occasion, and to the situation.

The husband was cared for by his wife in every way, and although he was busy, his mental state was getting better and better, his work efficiency was getting higher and higher, the quality of the evaluation was getting better and better, and the performance of the evaluation was becoming more and more brilliant.

Ke Fujun also suspects that some works are not personal, because the lovely wife often puts a word of comfort on her lips, and every time she repeats these words, she is always so serious and unsmiling, and her husband has to suspect the intention.

The Wu genius prodigy has a way to find out his wife's secret.

On a dark night, he pretended to be tired, yawned a lot, deliberately clicked a few times with an ink pen on the paper, pretended to be unable to continue, and went to bed under the care of his wife.

His wife coaxed him to sleep as usual, so she got up gently, blew out the lamp, closed the window, closed the door, went to the outer room, wrote at the desk, and helped until midnight, and then dragged his tired body to bed.

After his wife fell asleep, the genius prodigy got up, got out of bed, came out of the door, lit the oil lamp, and when he looked closely, a rare commentary jumped on the paper. He sat down and admired it, not only was his writing outstanding, but his style was almost exactly the same as his, and he had to admire his wife, who was delicate on the surface and had a good heart.

The wife didn't sort it out, so she came to the outer room and praised with a smile: "Congratulations to the husband, congratulations to the husband, another review is complete." After speaking, she also deceived and carefully read the product and praised it.

He couldn't bear to expose the truth, but he was grateful from the bottom of his heart. (To be continued......)