Two, three, four, chapter survival
Bang....While Zhao Yun was chattering, a group of people with torches had already come in. The speed at which the other party came made Zhao Yun smack, "It's so fast!" They're two or three miles away from here! ”
A group of seven people, the first one wears a melon skin hat crookedly, the hat is tied with a white belt, a big back, a four-fold head, a big white pockmark, a long neck, and a brown coarse cloth single coat. served as a dog-headed military advisor in Shifoshan, the second master.
Followed in was a Mr. Yin and Yang, with three strands of goatee, wearing a Taoist robe, holding a torch in his hand, after coming in, it was like entering his own house, digging around in a few corners of the temple, and fiddling with a few torches, lighting up the temple. This person's surname is Wu Ming Chopsticks, when he was a child, he had no money and called whatever he ordered at home, and served as the third master of Shifoshan, mainly responsible for contacting external things.
Then came three strong men, all with white belts on their heads, dressed in brown coarse cloth and patches.
The last couple of men and women who came in, the man was wearing filial piety clothes, he was still young, about fifteen or sixteen years old, but he was full of tendon meat, comparable to the bodybuilder Mr. Zhao Yun had seen in a bodybuilding competition.
The female is probably slightly older than the boy, and Zhao Yun can only see these contents on the beams of the house. Of particular importance was the fact that they all had pistols in their waists, and there were two or three of them and more than one. Zhao Yun didn't think that they were good people when he saw this object.
Gun ownership is illegal! This Zhao Yun knows.
As soon as the girl came in, Bad Water Ma spoke, "Xiaoya, it's not that the second brother doesn't help you, you ask your third brother, when Pan Datou killed your brother, we really couldn't save it, and there were more than 400 militia groups at that time, and now the fourth and fifth are looking after the house, let's settle your brother and leave, don't delay!" ”
"I don't, I must cut off Pan's head." The girl said,
"Sister, I'll cut it," said the boy who came in last.
Bad water hemp looked at Wu chopsticks and glanced at it, meaning you look at it!
Wu Chopsticks had no choice but to shake his head and said, "First settle down the big boss, don't let him be left in the wilderness!" But you can't have no one to take care of you at home! You brothers and sisters are still obedient, and when the meeting is done, you will go home, and there are more than 200 brothers and their families in the family. What should I do after taking revenge or something, and I have to make a charter. ”
"Well, yes, that's the reason, you girl has said, whoever kills Pan Datou, you will marry whomever you want, with your appearance, there are more people who want to kill him now. You will go back to the cottage of Shifoshan and wait for the good news. ”
"Good news?!" The girl frowned.
Seeing that the situation was not right, Bad Mizuma immediately added, "Oh, no, the news, as long as you listen to the news." As he spoke, he made a slap in the mouth.
"Copycats? It can't be a bandit, right? When Zhao Yun heard the word "cottage", his back was immediately soaked with cold sweat.
Shifo Mountain is located 35 kilometers south of Langxi County, which belongs to the remaining veins of Huangshan Mountain. The mountains here are steep, the bamboo trees are lush, the strange rocks are craggy, and there are thousands of postures, constituting a wonder, dangerous, strange and interesting wonder. It is an area centered on Shifo Mountain and Tianzi Lake, and in popular terms, it is a good place for people to kill people and goods.
Of course, such a beautiful scenery will be a scenic spot characterized by religion, culture, lakes and mountains in later generations. It is very well-known in the southeast of Anhui and is known as "Little Jiuhua".
Zhao Yun had occasionally seen this place name before setting off on this trip, so now he should be near Shifo Mountain.
Wait, so you've arrived at the border of Anhui?
Bad water hemp is also very depressed, a few days ago, the big boss went to the town to meet his "confidant", but he didn't come back on the same day, it's normal that he didn't come back, but he didn't come back the next day, so he was in a hurry. On the same day, the spies of Shifoshan all came down the mountain, and a good and bad news came back. The good news is that congratulations to him on becoming a big boss; The bad news is that the original boss died, died in bed, and now he has become the big leader of the mountain bandits in the Langxi area, and the price of the bad water hemp has risen, and the house price has risen faster than that of later generations, and he can exchange it for the same weight of silver.
Bad Shui Ma dropped the cup at that time, angry, he didn't become a big brother because it was too risky to be a big boss. The current big boss, oh, to say that the original big boss's surname is Wu, there are three brothers and sisters, and the two brothers are all well-limbed and simple-minded. A younger sister is indeed very smart, so that a good marksmanship, long and marked, but unfortunately it is a woman, unless the male of the cottage dies for more than half of it, otherwise it will not be her turn to be the big boss.
There is no risk in the first place, I am safe and stable with someone on top of me, I have time to go to a green house, a teahouse or something, I can live a happy life, now it's good, once I go out, I don't know how many people want to kill him, where to go? Can't go anywhere. Bad water hemp that hate.
At the moment, I glanced at Wu chopsticks again, this old bird is not a good thing, the spies are all in your care, something happened, it took three days to report it, fortunately Lao Tzu did not go out these days, if you go out, it is estimated that it will hang, and then you will be the big boss. You are the cousin of this brother and sister again, and when the time comes, you will be sure to be the master, and no one will dare to oppose you.
Bad water hemp thought about it, the most important thing now is to do things, set up a big business, and talk about it when he goes back after finishing it, and then say it at the moment; "Eat, three more actions."
"Eat," Zhao Yun knew that it was bad when he heard them start to make dry food to eat. I haven't eaten for most of the day today, to be precise, I didn't eat a dinner, but today I have a dry body, I have crossed the mountains and mountains, climbed the beams of the house, and I don't want to be considerate about that thing, looking at these people eating below, although it is a baked cake, it is cold water, but Zhao Yun still swallowed his saliva involuntarily, and clicked his mouth.
In a small room, when there is only the sound of eating and the burning of pine torches on the wall, suddenly from above your head, you will make a strange noise. Now these seven people embody what is called an overreaction, because at the same time, there are seven black holes with their muzzles aimed at the beams of the house that made the sound.
Zhao Yun thinks no, so that you can hear it, and he doesn't want to think about what people do, they all eat hob rice, can you not be alert.
"Meow!" Zhao Yun pretended to be a cat meow, lying on his stomach and not moving, with luck in his heart, and silently reciting a spell in his heart, you can't see me, you can't see me, you can't see me......
But a crisp, nice voice shattered his illusions, "Meow what meow, the cat is called Chunna, and if it doesn't come down, it will beat you into an hourglass." ”
"Big brother, big sister, little brother really has no money!"
Our protagonist Zhao Yun was stripped of only a pair of small shorts, with his hands crossed in front of his chest, squatting on the ground with bare feet, crying and howling.
The figures of several big men next to them looked more and more hideous under the reflection of the torches, no, no, burly, eh, that's it.
After staring at the two tower-like men for ten seconds, Zhao Yun's resistance turned into nothingness, and he lowered his head obediently, thinking in his heart, "They look at me like this, can't they have that hobby!" Zhao Yun correspondingly, his buttocks moved back again, tighter.
The things he brought with him had been turned upside down, and the red hundred-dollar bill was thrown aside. Is this money? If you don't rob money, do you...
"Huh!" Finally someone spoke, "This shield is good, how to use it (Zhao Yun: That's a laptop!) )。 Zhao Yun looked at them pulling the notebook around, and could only show a helpless expression.
"Brother, look at this, this, this brick will still be bright." Wu Xiaoya held the apple and rowed it.
"Where did you come from?" After turning over things with the Taoist priest, Bad Water Ma asked viciously. I can't see anything, I haven't looked for anything for a long time, even the clothes are not normal, I came out in underwear, the shoes are good, and they are very soft.
Zhao Yun thought, "What can I say?" You guys just film, shoot horror movies, shoot gunfight movies is none of my business, I'm just passing by! ”
"I, I, I'm from out of town." Zhao Yun replied in Mandarin.
"Northern?" Bad water hemp and the Taoist priest looked at each other.
Continue to ask, "Nonsense, which out of town?" Where did you come from, where did you go, where did you open the door, which church did you worship, and how many pillars of incense did you burn? ”
"I, I, I don't burn incense!" I'm a staunch atheist, I'm a believer.
"Huh?" Mazi looked at Wu chopsticks dressed as a Taoist priest again, and this time Wu chopsticks turned their heads as if they didn't see it.
"Well, Xiao Biaozi (this name is given, he is literate), take him out, don't use a gun, this is close to the city, use a knife." Mazi's next sentence made Zhao Yun almost jump.
"yes, okay." A strong man carried Zhao Yun in one hand, and took Zhao Yun to the back of the temple like a chicken.
"I burn three pillars of incense, the door faces the sea, and the river flows for thousands of years." Zhao Yun is in a hurry, there is no way, Wei Xiaobao, Lord Wei is relying on you.
"Come back." Mazi is also in a hurry, and killing the gang members indiscriminately will cause a firefight.
"Which door are you?"
"Heaven and Earth Society." The only way to do this is to install it. Zhao Yun answered Mazi's question, and at the same time prayed in his heart that he must be safe, in this place where there is no village and no store, if he hangs up, it really doesn't even leave a last word, what should I do with my poor savings?
"On which hill?"
"Fujian, Taiwan."
"Taiwan? What are you doing in Langxi? ”
"Langxi? Where is Langxi? Am I not in Gangnam? Is there a Maoshan Mountain around here? ”
"There is only Shifo Mountain here, and there is Yashan Mountain to the south, when will there be more Maoshan Mountain?"
"Maoshan, Maoshan, oh, is this Jintan? Is it Jiangsu? ”
Hearing this, the seven people all had dull expressions, "This is Anhui." ”
"Anhui, why did I run to Anhui?"
"You ask me or I ask you."
"Uh, hero, you ask, you ask, you ask."
"What are you doing here?"
"Passing by, passing by, really."
"Where are you going?"
"When I went back to Shanghai, I was really passing through."
"And what about your entanglement? What about dry food? That's how it went. ”
"I, I, I've been robbed."
What follows is a heartwarming scene, our protagonist nibbles on dry food and drinks cold water, which is comparable to that of a Zambian refugee.
Mazi and chopsticks walked outside the door and muttered in a low voice: "Chopsticks, have you heard of heaven and earth?" ”
"It seems that there is, but Taiwan is now in the hands of the Japanese, who is right?"
"We're here to settle big brother today, what should this person do? Drive him away or send him on his way. ”
"Let's get rid of it, make a good fate, we still have a lot of things to do? But we have to let him leave something later, we don't have the rule of returning empty-handed! ”
"Well, that's it."
When the two returned to the temple, Zhao Yun was no longer eating, crying in Haohao, the momentum of crying and grabbing the ground was really touching! Wu Xiaoya was also wiping tears on the side.
Mazi and chopsticks glanced at each other, what's the matter, it was okay to go out just now, and asked the little biaozi next to him, only to know that as soon as they went out, Zhao Yun began to chat with Wu Xiaoya. In fact, the little girl was ready to set Zhao Yun's words, but a little girl who had not experienced the workplace could ask something, but Zhao Yun tricked out a lot of information.
But when asked what year it was, Zhao Yun collapsed, and then it became what it is now. Wu Xiaoya was also infected by him, remembered her eldest brother, and kept touching her tears beside her.
Zhao Yun now wants to die, and when he got closer, he secretly glanced at the pistol on their waists that they didn't know which year it was.
Flintlock pistols! A small revolver produced by Jinling Manufacturing Bureau! What a pistol! It's a relic!
Next, I asked the year and month to find out that it is July 2, 9th year of the Republic of China. The Republic of Korea, the Republic of China, there are several Republic of Koreas in history, even the Republic of Korea of the Koreans, it has been more than 9 years.
Okay, that's the Republic of China, then I'm crossing, but am I crossing now? Others cross, there are a lot of artifacts, a lot of beauties, well, now there is a beautiful woman around, but which one is forced to the corner by a few big men and only leaves small shorts. Shame, shame, from childhood to adulthood, Zhao Yun has been crowned all the way, and he was admitted to the exam, which is also a passing test, with countless halos on his head, although he lost to the rich and handsome and the ugly and the rich and short, but he has never lost so thoroughly, my savings, my job, my parents!
Of course, if you cooperate, like Tang Bohu's "pair of intestines", vomit three liters of blood, it will be even more bleak. But Zhao Yun shamefully did not faint, but pulled the person next to him to hug his head in pain. Soon Zhao Yun felt that something was wrong, and his surroundings were filled with a trace of coolness, this seemed to have never been experienced, could it be that this was the legendary murderous aura.
"Smack!" Zhao Yun felt that the tooth on the right side was a little loose, and there were five more red marks on his face.
This palm also made Zhao Yun sober up, by the way, he still has hope of going back. The entrance to the cave is still there, and it is possible to go back after walking a few more times.
So Zhao Yun smiled happily, and smiled very sweetly.
This sweet smile, in the eyes of others, is the kind of obscene smile after taking advantage, "Smack!" "It seems that the left one is also loose. Wu Xiaoya's palm strength needs to be improved, if a palm slaps the pig's feet to death, the pig's feet will become the first to take advantage of the girl after the crossing, and the girl is fanned to death.
Three watches, Wu Xiaoya and they left, when they left (under the squeeze of pockmarks and chopsticks) Zhao Yun gave his token (apple, it will shine) to Wu Xiaoya, between letting himself leave and the mobile phone, Zhao Yun immediately chose the former.
There's nowhere to charge this thing here anyway, so let's keep it in mind. Zhao Yun is still wondering if someone discovers this in the future, will it be said that Jobs plagiarized the creativity of the Chinese.
A glowing mobile phone was exchanged for Wu Xiaoya's kindness, and people left dry food and water for Zhao Yun for three people, which was enough for Zhao Yun to eat for three days. There was still a torch, and the moonlight was bright, but the moonlight under the tree could not shine.
As soon as they left, Zhao Yun also packed up his things and prepared to leave. If you don't leave, as soon as they start, someone will definitely search this place so close to the city.
Zhao Yun didn't want to be a sadistic traverser again.
Walking through the grove again and coming to the stream, Zhao Yun drank and took a bath, at first he was worried that the stream water was too much, but now he doesn't have to worry about anything. Does the stream water of the Republic of China have the problem of excessive heavy metals? Hehe, just kidding.
Zhao Yun has already thought about it, this hole will not work, so he will go to Maoshan and find the hole he entered, and he must think of a way to go back. Of course, before going back, Zhao Yun has another very important thing.
Legend has it that other people travel with artifacts, wisdom brains, and a lot of other things against the sky, I don't know what special functions I can get as a member of the army of traversers?
I checked myself well, and the things in the backpack are basically still there, and my little brother and other parts are there, and they are still so majestic, but there are no special functions!
I tried it according to the method mentioned in the travel article I had read before, and even "Aladdin! "Open Sesame!" After trying it all, Zhao Yun suddenly found that he seemed to be very miserable, only being robbed, and there was nothing special about it.
"No, no, brother should be calm, brother should be calm, not greedy, and be at peace with what happens, this is also an adventure." Zhao Yun tried hard to comfort himself, he must not be greedy! People die for money, birds die for food, and I came to this dangerous world because of my curiosity.
As long as I can go back, if I can pass it over and over again, I can still be a time and space speculator.