0010 chickens are expensive, wild boars are expensive, and quarrels kill people
Suddenly, a person next to him disagreed, saying: "Not necessarily, there was bird flu that year, and the chickens were ordered to be killed, and then the chickens were sad, guess what happened to the chickens after they were sad?" ”
Everyone asked, "What's the matter?" ”
The man said: "The chicken is sad, most of them stopped raising chickens in the second year, and as a result, the people in the city did not eat chickens for a year, and after another year, they especially wanted to eat chickens, and there were few chickens, and they sold well, and when it was expensive, a chicken could be exchanged for a watermelon!" ”
Everyone nodded and said: "Yes, there was such a year, and then everyone went to plant melons, but no one raised chickens, and in the second year, one melon could be exchanged for 10 chickens." ”
Everyone sighed: "This world is changing really fast, but which one is worth it, a wild boar or a chicken?" ”
A man jumped out and said, "I've eaten wild boar, the meat is sour, it's hard to chew, it's troublesome to eat, it's not delicious." ”
Another one jumped out and said, "Nonsense, what you ate was a male wild boar, have you ever eaten a female?" ”
Suddenly, someone interjected and asked, "How are your chickens being fed this year?" ”
The man said, "Don't mention it, I don't know how this year, the chickens are dead if they don't feed much, it's difficult!" ”
Someone said, "If the chicken is not fed well, it will not be sold for a price." ”
An old man pinched his beard and said, "You don't know this, strange goods can live, and if there are fewer chickens, the price will be high." ”
Someone said: "It's not as high as the price of melons five years ago." ”
Someone said: "At least the same price as wild boar." ”
Someone said, "Fart, it's definitely a big one that's more expensive than a small one." ”
Someone said, ", wild boars are not worth much." It's all over the place. ”
Someone said, "Wild boars are hard to catch." ”
Some people say, "It's hard to catch and it's hard to eat." ”
As he spoke, the two parties representing the wild boar and the chicken quarreled with each other, did not admit defeat to each other, and listed why the wild boar was expensive or why the chicken was expensive, and the quarrel was red-faced. Suddenly, a person from the side who said that the wild boar was expensive said a few words, and a person stood up in the gang that said that the chicken was expensive, and he didn't know where to pull out a knife, and shouted: Lao Tzu said that the chicken is expensive, and whoever sold the wild boar is expensive, grandpa, I cut whom.
Then the crowd was in a big uproar, drawing knives and pulling knives, pulling daggers and pulling daggers, and those who picked up the bench and beat each other. Liuyi and Tingting had nothing to do with themselves, and immediately retreated to the periphery to wait and see.
It's really unprecedentedly chaotic, dozens of people and dozens of weapons are in a mess, because they don't know each other in advance, and they don't know who is who after the camp is chaotic, and it is inevitable that there will be a person who thinks that the wild boar is expensive and beats a person for a long time, and the person said before he died of his breath: I said that the wild boar is expensive if you kill me! In such a situation, he had to reluctantly beat the man to death.
After the fight, although everyone was red-eyed, they were still sensible, and they would ask before the fight: "Wild boar or chicken?" I found that the code was not right, so I did it. ”
A chicken asked a stranger, "Chicken or wild boar?" The man wanted to say, "How can a wild boar be more expensive than a chicken?" As soon as he said two words, he was stunned by a bench. The scene is miserable, which shows that the speech should not pay too much attention to decoration at a critical time.
In the end, the wounded, the dead, the unconscious, all lay on the ground, only one thought that the wild boar was expensive and could stand, the man climbed on the table, to say something, but found that he was confused, did not remember his position is a wild boar or a chicken is expensive, painful, suddenly recognized that there was a guy who was beaten by himself to death, so he thought that if he asked what the person's position was, he would naturally know his position, so he stepped forward, grabbed the person, and asked: "Wild boar or chicken?" ”
The man's original position was that the chicken was expensive, but when he saw the enemy coming again, in order to save his life, he wanted to pretend to be his own person with the strong man, so he was so frightened that he hurriedly changed his words and said, "Wild boar, wild boar is expensive." ”
The man laughed, knocked the man unconscious with a punch, jumped on the stage again, and shouted at the wounded: "Haha, it's still expensive chicken!" ”
At this time, there was a wild boar nobleman with broken hands and feet below, who recognized the person at the table and knew that he had mistaken his position, so he prompted: Brother, brother, you are wrong, it is a wild boar.
The consequence, of course, was that the man who spoke was killed with a knife. Liuyi and Tingting, who were looking directly, were dumbfounded.