"?" The fat man looked at the sweaty monkey, and he heard the gunshot, and after a while, the monkey rushed into his house.

"It's crooked." The monkey handed the sniper 98k back to the fat man, then stared at the watermelon in front of the table and swallowed his saliva.

In such weather, no wonder the fat man is reluctant to go out, lying on a rocking chair in this small attic, eating watermelon, blowing in the breeze, such a small day race fairy.

"Crooked? You kid go outside and do a thousand push-ups by yourself, when you're done, when you'll come back and eat melons. "When the fat man saw the monkey staring at the watermelon with his eyes shining, how could he not know his thoughts?

The monkey gun is crooked, and he still holds a sniper 98k to do it, and the fat man's anger is not very smooth.

"Ahh When the monkey heard this, he softened, this Nima's solar energy roasted people to death at the end of summer, and this black-hearted fat man had to punish him to do a thousand push-ups in the sun, is there any humanity in this Nima?

"Feel wronged?" The fat man put down the bullet in the chamber, and then put the sniper 98k aside, seeing that the monkey was still hesitating, he became even more angry, and said, "Okay, let's do two thousand!" ”

"Uncle, what a small injustice!" The monkey knelt down with a pop, didn't he say that as long as he could make a mark on Zhou Pengju's body? hurriedly defended: "It's crooked, but the little one was originally aimed at his head, and he didn't want to hit the crotch of his pants......"

The fat man's eyes are very poisonous, and when he first saw the monkey shooting with a rifle lying down, he found that the monkey was impetuous, which caused the hand to be unstable when shooting, as long as the distance was far away, aiming at the crotch of the pants and this kind of thing happened.

"......" The melon that the fat man just entered almost squirted out, and the position of the crotch was very imaginable, so he finally got out of breath and asked, "Where did you hit the crotch?" ”

"The little one didn't have time to look in a hurry, but I saw this kid covering his crotch and crying and calling his mother, uncle, didn't we say that it was okay to make a mark on Zhou Pengju's eight lambs?" The monkey said with a flattering face.

"Yes." The fat man rolled his eyes, and the monkey actually used his words to block him, okay, he was capable, and said: "Although your kid hit, you didn't see where it hit clearly, what if this king knew that someone was ambushing him, and he deliberately acted for you?" ”

"Uncle, how is this possible?" The monkey cried with a sad face, and he knew that he had seen it clearly through the sniper scope before coming back to report it, but now he had grabbed the handle for the fat man, and he couldn't explain it clearly.

If he hadn't rushed back to ask for credit, he wouldn't have fallen to this point.

"That's it, don't say that the fat man is unreasonable, five hundred push-ups, just do it in this house, the fat man counts." The fat man said shamelessly, and then continued to shake his pu fan, comfortably on the rocking chair.

The monkey sighed, it's useless to reason with the fat man, five hundred is five hundred, it's better than two thousand, a thousand, right?

"One, two, three......"

The fat man was counting and shaking the fan, and the monkey was doing push-ups with a snort, and his face was flushed with exhaustion, until he had done more than two hundred, and suddenly the sound of bandits came from outside the door.

"Uncle, Uncle......"

"Call the soul, scream, spicy next door, the door is not closed, roll in by yourself!" The fat man was helping the monkey to count, when he suddenly heard this anxious call, which completely disrupted his counting, making him forget to count to more than two hundred.

After a while, the bandit who was shouting outside the door panicked, stumbled and ran into the house, and was stunned when he saw the monkey doing push-ups, and then said something that startled the fat man.

"Uncle, let's, let's let the eight roads be surrounded!"

When the fat man rushed to the Walled Gate Tower, he saw at a glance the bandits with loaded guns, under the leadership of Sai Lao Hu and Yang Yun, and the Eighth Route Army outside the village was confronting, and the head of the Eighth Route Army was scolding outside.

"What's this Nima called? If you come to change weapons and don't open the door, what's the matter? We're here to attack the bandits' den! ”

"Commander Ma, let's not talk darkly, you let your Eighth Route Army lay down their weapons, you come in alone, and Lao Tzu will open the door and wait." The tiger didn't dare to hold it up, now there is no sable cicada in the race, and the cottage has suffered a fiasco for the first time, and the losses are heavy, so it's really hard to say whether these hundred or so brothers can hold these thirty or so eight roads.

After all, one of the principles of going up the mountain and falling into the grass is that no one can believe it if it is not his own brother.

"Race the tiger, you calf, I lost that Lao Tzu also fought a feint with you, Lao Tzu kindly carried these five Makqin and walked more than 50 miles to send them to you, even if you don't have saliva, you kid still dare to stop Lao Tzu from entering the village!" The head of the horse regiment was also angry enough, and he said in his heart that these bandits were also cautious.

Since he suffered a big loss, let the brothers die and be injured, he swore that he would never be reckless again, and this gate could not be opened until he got the consent of the fat man.

Who knows if these eight roads are also the same as Black Wind Mountain, to test the truth and reality, see the new defeat of the cottage, and then come to pick up the cheap?

"What's wrong with having the little devils together? Did we have a drink with the puppet army Commander Wu back then? Isn't it that the little devil came, and you did it to the death? Sai Lao laughed, wanting to lead the eight roads into the mountain gate, it was not so easy.

Commander Ma was suddenly blocked by the words of the tiger, and he really thought that the Eighth Route Army was the kind of person who was Commander Wu, and he knew how to deal with the common people on weekdays, and the devil surrendered as a traitor as soon as the guns rang out.

Sai Lao is really afraid of being with the soldiers, if it weren't for the fact that Sai Diao Chan and Li Liu had more eyes back then, and Li Liu took the initiative to ask for help, or the brothers in the cottage wouldn't know how to play Commander Wu to death.

Therefore, in the heart of Sai Laohu, there is no good thing for a soldier.

"Your uncle, you kid dare to cut off the fat master's wealth?"

Before Sai Lao finished laughing, he heard the familiar voice of the fat man, and then before he turned around, he kicked the fat man, and his body lost his balance and almost fell off the wall.

"Uncle......" When Yang Yun saw the fat man, a relieved look flashed in his eyes, but when he saw the fat man kicking the tiger, he almost fell, and he didn't dare to speak.

"Brother-in-law, what are you doing?" Sai Lao hurriedly turned around, if he wasn't good, the fat man's kick would have to throw him off the wall.

"You two goods, yes, both good, Captain Ma obviously sent you a heavy machine gun, but you didn't let Captain Ma enter the door, are you all stunned?" The fat man looked at the two of them with a sneer, hehe sneered.

"Won't it......" Sai Lao Hu was dumbfounded, Yang Yun was also unbelievable, Balu himself was still nervous about guns, and he could still send five new Makqin with oil sludge?

Regiment Commander Ma was also unwilling, but the division commander and political commissar gave him orders, and the commander-in-chief of the front line of the Second Theater saw that the Eighth Route was short of materials, and specifically approved a batch of guns and ammunition, and these five Makqin were part of it.

"Uncle, let's punish these two goods for push-ups, don't damage these two goods, these two goods don't know what's going on!" The monkey leaned over and whispered to the fat man.

"Okay, the big boss has a thousand push-ups, the second boss doesn't discourage the big boss's nonsense, and dares to cut off Lao Tzu's wealth, and there are also a thousand push-ups, and the monkey helps them count." The fat man said.

"What, push-ups?" Neither Sai Lao nor Yang Yun had ever done it, nor had they heard of it, so they were surprised in unison.

"Don't you understand?" The fat man smiled, this group of bandits is still living in a happy world, and now it is time to let these people know that he is here to make them suffer.

"Monkey, do a demonstration."

As soon as the fat man gave the order, the monkey lay down happily, then did two standard push-ups with both arms, and then stood up and clapped his hands.

"Do you see clearly? Do you see? The fat man still looked at the two with a smile.

The monkey is really grateful to the head of the horse for coming in time, he only did more than two hundred push-ups, and he got the permission of the fat man to follow, and now he can toss the two masters, not to mention how excited he is.

Sai Lao Hu and Yang Yun nodded, and the fat man said again: "Do it, the monkey will help you count." ”

Two of you, look at me, I look at you, isn't this a trick for the fat man to punish the monkey and the bear? What's the matter, they also have to be punished, they are in charge, don't mess around.

"It seems that the oath you swore before was a fart, what three days of revenge, and you will listen to the fat master and me in the future, these words are also fart!" The fat man sighed to himself, and continued, "Alas, pity the second master, the fragrance is gone, and the fifth master is ......."

Sai Laohu and Yang Yun's faces froze, gritted their teeth, and they both lay on the ground, and began to do push-ups in front of the brothers on the wall, and then the monkey next to them playfully counted......

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