() After a few days of peace and quiet, a wandering dragon came out of nowhere outside the city, without a breeding license, to set fire everywhere for fun, the harm of the 110 headquarters complained constantly, the donkey cart to fight the fire ran around 24 hours a day, tired and miserable. You can reason with it, but it doesn't listen, for this reason, several negotiators have been set on fire and burned by it because they went to negotiate with Xiaolong, and the guide is half of his body, and even an old man was burned to his father-in-law, so he can only retire to the east or west field to see the gate and live in peace.

Until a few days later......

The 110 headquarters heard that the "No. 1 in the martial arts list" woman (Tingting) lives in the city, so everyone you give an article, he gives two cents, scraped together some money, and elected a representative - "Three Sè Sumire" is ready to go to find Tingting Woman to slay the dragon.

Early in the morning, just after dawn, the representative of 110, "Sansè Sumire", ran to the door of the hotel with the money and began to knock......

"Who, it's noisy, I don't know that I had a barbecue party with cotton balls last night until midnight?" Ryuichi thought as he opened the door angrily.

And the three sè Jin was waiting passionately for Tingting Woman to open the door.

I saw that slowly, the door of the room slowly opened, and the three sè sumire stared intently at the two doors that slowly opened, and walked out...... Came out...... A sleep-deprived teenager wearing pajamas, a pointed nightcap on his head, a pink bow on his nightcap, a sloppy beard, and a white rabbit slippers on his feet walked out of the back of the house. Divine? Solemn? No. 1 in the martial arts list? The Heroine? ”

Stream one by one immediately became angry, am I a woman? TMD's newcomer itched his skin without teaching him a lesson, so he immediately swung a "Pegasus Meteor Fist" and slammed it into Sansè Sumire's face, and 0.01 seconds later, I saw Sansè Sumire fainting foaming at the mouth.

“－－！ So can't stand the beating? I just touched you lightly......" Liuyi sighed, took a vase of flowers, threw the flowers inside, and woke him up with water. Then dragged his collar to Tingting's room next door, opened the door with one foot, and screamed in fright: "The monster is coming, the monster is coming, help...... Don't slap your face, don't rob the money, grab some leftovers and leave, I won't report the crime......"

I saw that although the three sè sumires at this moment had seen the heroine, because they didn't expect the heroine to be such a little girl who was afraid of death, the robbers were afraid, let alone going to slay the dragon. So in a short period of time, the "three sè sumire", who was repeatedly stimulated by the great stimulus, "plopped" and fainted to the ground, and he was really desperate......

And at this moment, another door next door next door opened again (since the cotton ball came, it occupied a guest room in the hotel, who called people a monster, strength is the last word) I saw that the cotton ball also wore a pointed nightcap on his head, and wore a big white rabbit slippers on his feet and walked out of sleep (worthy of being a pet of Liuyi, a dead virtue) I saw it stretch its waist, twist its buttocks, and then look at it with sleepy eyes, and after seeing that there is nothing wrong, it is ready to go back to sleep.

At this time, Liuyi also handed over the guy he thought was a newcomer to Tingting, and then stretched his waist, and was about to continue to go back to sleep, feeling that his feet were a little wooden, he couldn't help but stomp on it, and his body was a little numb, and he couldn't help but twist his buttocks, nothing, okay, I can finally go back to sleep.

The cotton ball body is Liuyi's pet, so he naturally wants to imitate the lewd one, so he carefully observes Liuyi's movements.

Well, the ass is twisted to a very high level;

Well, the lazy waist is also very handsome;

……

Wrong!

Suddenly, the expression of the cotton ball was as if he had taken a surprise pill, and he looked at the flow and stretched his waist, and then stomped his feet, and ...... He also squirmed his butt.

As soon as I turned around, I was about to go back to sleep, "Meow~!" A heavy sound echoed in the inn, and he turned his head in confusion, only to see Cotton Ball's face angry, looking at him with angry eyes, such terrifying eyes, such sharp eyes, enough to kill the eyes of a white rabbit.

Liuyi and Tingting have never seen the cotton ball so angry, and when it was disturbed when it pooped, I am afraid it was not so angry, this kind of eyes through people's hearts made people can't help but feel a strange cold, and the corners of their foreheads are full of sweat, and they have a premonition that a catastrophe is coming, and even Tingting next to her feels the dangerous aura emanating from the cotton ball, and can't help but retreat to the side in panic......

There is no escape, and in the end we have to face today, and the thing that snatched its baking basket a few days ago was really hated by it. I saw that the flow was silent, and the surrounding wind was constantly moving, the wind! The nightcap on his head, the pajamas on his head and the sloppy beard on his body were all dancing gently, and he lowered his head in a deep manner, at this time he exuded a more suffocating terrifying aura, as the senior brother of the "first in the martial arts list", the temperament exuded by the senior brother who was "the first in the martial arts list" was no longer possessed by people, Tingting couldn't help but retreat back again, and then Liuyi said in a low and heavy manner: "Do you want to be made into a roast rabbit by me?!" ”

The cotton ball swelled up on her forehead, and her left paw hammered hard against the wall, and with a loud bang, the wall shattered, Tingting looked at it, not good! Cotton Autumn is gone, oh my! The scene of disturbing its poop came to Tingting's mind, and then she saw the right paw of the cotton ball angrily pointing at Liuyi and roaring: "Meow~!" So you're the thief who stole my Playboy pink sè butterfly ten years ago when I was still a cute toddler! Ah~ Come on! Trapped Thunder! The fire of braised pork! Punish the gas of steamed fish! ”

Oh, my God! Tingting felt the coming of death, which magic is not the ultimate forbidden spell, this area will be turned to ashes, it is hard to imagine that a thief who stole the bow would cause such a disaster, she began to hate why her senior brother stole the bow, but regret seems to be useless.

The magic of the cotton ball has been halfway gathered, and suddenly it immediately gave up all the magic gathering, took off its slippers, and whoosh! Ahh Liuyi screamed, the slippers hit Liuyi's head, Liuyi couldn't help but fall forward, the cotton ball took off another slipper, rushed up and rode on Liuyi's body, snapped, the white rabbit slippers continued to beat on Liuyi's body, only to see the cotton ball scolding angrily while playing: "Meow~!" I told you to steal, I told you to steal! ”

"Ah~ah~~ah~" Liuyi held her head and screamed, Tingting couldn't help but sigh long, I really didn't expect that since the coming disaster evolved like this, fortunately it evolved like this, otherwise she would die here. So she put away her frightened feelings and watched the development below, and she was tired of playing, and the cotton ball was riding on Liuyi's body, panting and eating this Hu Dou Bu......

Suddenly, Liuyi felt that the back collar was caught, and then he was dragged by a cotton ball to his room, and the surroundings were quiet, so quiet that even the needles could be heard falling to the ground, only the rustle of Liuyi's buttocks rubbing against the ground, Tingting's gaze, Liuyi's figure disappeared......

Bang! The door of the cotton ball was closed, and Liu Yi looked at the big rabbit that he had accepted as a pet in horror, and the cotton ball that closed the door turned his head, only to see it smiling all over his face.

Smiling? For a while, I was puzzled, could this be the last gift before death? Thinking of this, he looked at the fat on the cotton ball with a sad face, and was ready to find the most oily piece to bite and eat before he died.

"Come on! Let's have a feast! Sit down~ You're welcome! I saw Cotton Ball pour a cup of tea with a smile on his face, and then said politely. ?????

Ryuichi looked at the fat rabbit in surprise, could it be that this was the calm before the storm?????

I saw that the cotton ball was a little embarrassed, and then said shyly: "It's ~ Actually, I want to ask you to help me do it~ do something!" You can steal such a cute bow from me, so...... So ......"

As soon as he heard the meaning of his words, he suddenly stood up and said solemnly: "I will never steal again."

I saw the cotton ball board under his face and said: "If you don't help me, I'll make you into a hot pot and eat it, if you help me, I will always be your obedient pet in the future, in terms of ability, you can easily help me do this!" Saying that, it continued to seduce: "Think about it! ”

What a drag!

Stream struggled to get up, it seemed that it had something to ask for, and the panic in his heart calmed down, so shameless rabbit, cut! Liuyi walked safely to the chair and sat down, indeed! It's not difficult to steal something, of course, this is for Liuyi, and he naturally said, "Say it! What are you going to do? ”

"Hmmm! That, I want you to sneak into the Warcraft Forest and steal back my global limited edition collector's edition Playboy panties that were forcibly taken by my dad! ”

Stream one by one to hear fell from the chair in an instant, Warcraft Forest? Your dad? Your dad? The ultimate Warcraft? I thought of a super monster rabbit, and after releasing the "barbecue technique" to myself, I said to its wife: "Honey, look, this little guy actually wants to steal my collector's edition of Playboy Pie panties, I roasted him, why don't you go out to buy ice cream tonight......"

Interrupting the imaginary scene, he sweated profusely and shouted, "I'm against it!" It's so immoral to steal."

"The objection is invalid, but I can help you file a complaint with the Violent Flames! What do you think? "The cotton ball shows his jiān deception.

Stream sat down with an expressionless ass, oh my God! It's a hard life! Regardless of him, even promise him first, and when he goes out, he will escape to the ends of the earth, see how you find it, hum!

In order to show that Xiàn has to be sincere, Liuyi pretended to make a condition: "Okay! But I still need a million taels of gold."

I saw that the cotton ball thought about it for a long time and said: "Meow~!" I can only give you 600,000 taels! ”

In order to make it believe in itself more, Liuyi pretended to bargain with it: "Nine hundred thousand, not a penny less!" ”

"Meow~! Now the world is so bad, even the economy is sluggish, 700,000, this is already a very good price"

"Nope! Recently, the price of pork has risen, and even the price of instant noodles has doubled, 850,000, at a minimum! ”

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Tingting's mood was very low, and when she saw the scene just now, she knew that her senior brother must be more than lucky.

And at this time, Liuyi is working hard with cotton balls! In the end, it was sold for 800,000 taels of gold, and Liu Yi pretended to be very excited and stood up and said, "Happy cooperation!" He stretched out his right hand.

"Meow~! Happy working together! Hey! Jiān of the cotton ball smiled and stretched out his right hand to hold it with Ryuichi, and continued: "I have left a trace on you, I can find you when you go to the ends of the earth, I wish you all the best."

Line ~ Whereabouts imprint, it's over! This sentence, this sentence shattered all of Liuyi, Liuyi sat on the chair in a daze, his plan, the bottom is gone, the dead rabbit who is good jiān cheating, Bai looks loyal, woo~~! deceived my pure and unflawed little heart.

The melancholy Liuyi walked out of the house, only to see Tingting standing there with a bitter face, and when she saw Liuyi come out, a smile immediately bloomed on her face, and she greeted her excitedly, and said with a thousand feelings: "Live ~ Live!" Brother, you're still alive! ”

Thinking of that jiān deceitful rabbit, he was indeed unhappy, what could he do if he was unhappy, or he didn't withdraw, Liuyi was silent, and shook his head helplessly.

Tingting soothed: "Alas! It's good to come out alive! It doesn't matter what kind of torture you suffer, it's all over anyway, just live a good life in the future! After speaking, he patted Ryuichi on the shoulder.

It seems that Tingting misunderstood his senior brother's expression, and mistakenly thought that Liuyi had suffered something. Liuyi doesn't want to explain, what can he say? Knowing that curiosity can kill a cat, Ryuichi doesn't want her to be an innocent cat. What's more, she's so greedy for money......