Chapter Twenty-Six: Clever Relief in Wenguo Temple
Tonight was very hot, and the adulterer's heart was even hotter, but Wu Qing felt a chill, cold sweat broke out on his forehead, and his body was a little weak, because he didn't have any in his pocket.
Chang'an's squares, streets, high gates, courtyards, teahouses, wine shops, and brothels are all hung with lanterns symbolizing their own identities or characteristics.
Along the embankment of the Qingming Channel, tourists are weaving. On this night, take the United States to visit the ancient temples and famous temples, enjoy the nightlife of Chang'an, and be a big white life.
Listen to the monks chanting, listen to the Taoist priests, listen to the talented and beautiful people chanting poems, there are delicious food, there are beautiful people dancing emotionally, and there are a group of good deeds walking on the song. This qiē all reflects the openness and pride of Datang's life.
Wu Qing was hungry, and he traveled aimlessly all the way, others only regarded him as a child, and he couldn't fit into this era. This is the sorrow of the traverser!
"This uncle, Chongrenfang, how to go?" Wu Qing began to ask for directions.
"Well, you go this way, then turn right, and then go straight again," said one of the uncles.
"This uncle, which direction is Chongrenfang in?" Wu Qing continued to ask for directions.
"See this river, this river is connected to the Longshou Canal, you just keep walking along the river," a beggar said very seriously, and then looked at Wu Qing's back as he turned around, revealing a mocking look.
So, Wu Qing walked along the river, walked for a long time, and was hungry.
"Auntie, where is this?" Wu Qing was confused, he seemed to have been fooled by the people of Chang'an, especially the beggar, who looked serious, but he didn't expect a bad stomach.
"This is Taipingfang!" The middle-aged woman said angrily.
Wu Qing was furious, didn't the people of Chang'an tell the truth? I actually arrived in Chang'an County! Wu Qing was extremely depressed, so he had to walk slowly, and suddenly saw a temple, there were not many people, Wu Qing looked up and saw that the three seal characters of "Wenguo Temple" were horizontal on the temple door.
The temple gate is not big, but most of the people who enter and exit are brightly dressed, is it selling dog meat on the head of a sheep? The Tang Dynasty was also an era when women's views were prevalent, and the dignitaries and nobles were also good at that. So Wu Qing suddenly had a desire to detect adultery. Raising his eyes to the right, he slipped into the monastery when no one was in or out. Like many Tang garden-style buildings, the cloister is tortuous, with flower beds, pavilions, and palaces.
The Wuqing people were small and big, passed through the flower garden, climbed the stone steps, and came to the central hall, which turned out to be the Daxiong Treasure Hall. Inside, the lights are brilliant, the monks are chanting sutras, and some dignitaries are kneeling reverently on the futon below.
Wu Qing was disappointed, turned around and left, it was too boring, I thought there was adultery here, but I didn't expect anything.
"Stop! Whose children actually ran to the temple to spread wild! A vicious voice rang out behind him.
Wu Qing was helpless, held back his disgust, and turned around to see that the person who came turned out to be a handsome and scumbag beautiful man in gorgeous clothes, this beauty had to make the girl jealous, wearing a free scarf, and the feeling of being suave and suave came to her face. A beautiful young woman was holding the man's arm, smiling proudly at Wu Qing's little child.
"Huh? I wonder why the two of you are so reprimanded? Wu Qing was also not polite, he didn't expect such a talented and beautiful pair to have no cultivation at all, which made Wu Qing repulse from the bottom of his heart.
Envy, jealousy, hatred, really.
"Okay, husband, what do you have to do with a child's family?" A glamorous young woman plays a round game.
The man in Chinese clothes glared at Wu Qing angrily, there has never been a child who has been so rude to himself, those prime ministers in the past saw him, they were all respectful, this yellow-mouthed child! "What's your name?"
"You don't have to know, farewell!" Wu Qing turned around and left.
In an instant, the man in Chinese clothes blocked in front of Wu Qing like a ghost, Wu Qing was stunned, feeling that this young man has kung fu, and he is very high. Young and rich and good at martial arts, does this Nima want to live.
I only heard the man in gorgeous clothes say: "Want to go? It's not that easy, if you want to go, just drill under the crotch of this son! ”
"Damn, this is a movie scene, why is it my turn!" Wu Qing scolded in his heart, this is really too bloody, do you really want to learn from Han Xin and suffer a humiliation from his crotch?
At this time, some dignitaries and nobles in the temple were attracted outside the hall, and someone exclaimed, "Wu Minzhi! ”
Wu Qing heard it clearly, it turned out that this guy's name was Wu Minzhi, damn, he was also surnamed Wu, why bother like this, why was he in such a hurry. However, Wu Qing pondered for a moment, then he had an idea, and said: "Although I am young in the next year, I also know what it means to have nothing to do, I don't know if the son can answer the next three questions, if the son can answer the doubts in the heart, even if you let the son drill the crotch ten times and a hundred times, what does it matter." ”
When a long-haired little girl in the crowd saw Wu Qing, she said to a woman beside her in surprise: "Mother, why is he here?" ”
"I don't know, it looks like Wu Minzhi is going to be difficult for him." The woman spoke with some concern.
The little girl's eyes shone brightly, and she said in a coquettish voice: "Mother, that's not necessarily. ”
Wu Minzhi didn't seem to expect this stinky little kid to be so humble, he looked around, and found that most of them were the family members of court officials, if he didn't agree at this time, he would give himself a bad reputation for bullying the weak, let me agree to this little kid, see what he can do!
"Don't say three, it's ten or twenty, what's the matter, you can tell it." Wu Minzhi had no scruples, played with the jade pendant in his hand, and didn't look at Wu Qing with his eyes.
Wu Qing sneered in his heart, so he arched his hand and asked, "Dare to ask Gongzi, what day is today?" ”
Wu Min was stunned, isn't this nonsense, and then said: "Naturally, it's Obon!" ”
Wu Qing sneered and said loudly: "Since it is the Bon Festival, why doesn't the prince worship the ancestors and remember the martyrs, but take the United States to visit the famous temples and ancient temples, my Tang Dynasty has taken filial piety as the first since the beginning of Emperor Gaozu, and everyone in the world must read the "Book of Filial Piety" first. ”
Wu Minzhi snorted twice and did not answer, this question, does he say that he is an unfilial person? Wu Qing sneered in his heart, regardless of Wu Minzhi's reaction, or those dignitaries, and asked: "Eight hundred years ago, Han Xin was humiliated by his crotch, and he dared to ask Gongzi, why did Han Xin suffer from the humiliation of his crotch?" ”
Although Wu Minzhi is smart and proficient in poetry and songs, he can't explain this question at all, unless he is messing around, otherwise he still can't answer, not to mention that this little kid actually compares himself to Han Xin, which is too annoying.
Seeing that Wu Minzhi still didn't speak, his face became gloomy like water, Wu Qing was a little worried, should he ask the third question, but if he didn't ask, then he didn't really want to drill that crotch, shame! When he got out, he gave up his hand again and said: "Childe wants to drill Childe's crotch, do you want to prove the majesty of Childe's utensils, so that you can have a good look at it?" ”
It's too evil, some of the ladies blushed, and the young woman was even more unbearable, Wu Minzhi was stunned, he didn't expect this kid to be so shameless, and in front of the public, he actually said such a philistine language, how could he answer. If the answer is yes, doesn't that prove the majesty of his utensils, but he knows very well that his utensils are really not majestic, but can be described as exquisite, which is also the pain in his heart.
Wu Minzhi has a handsome face, in Chang'an City, it is a famous wandering swinger brother, it is said that he has some ambiguity with the ladies and ladies of Chang'an, but it is also rumored that his object is not very big, and all the nobles and sons of Chang'an know it.
Wu Minzhi couldn't answer, Wu Qing arched his hand and said, "In this way, then I will leave." ”
The pilgrims were in an uproar, and there was a lot of discussion for a while, although many people gave Wu Minzhi face, but they couldn't stand the number of people, Wu Minzhi was extremely angry, shook off the hand of the beautiful young woman, and fled angrily.
Wu Qing was in a cold sweat, this level was finally passed, and suddenly his eyes were dark, and he fainted to the ground.
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