Section 18 Jiao'er is almost an adult

Jiao'er was a little embarrassed to be asked by Brother Wugong, and Brother Wugong explained: "Of course, it is a miracle in the world that a man can live in the hearts of many women, and you can live in the hearts of everyone, which can be described as a miracle among miracles!" ”

Jiao'er blushed to her neck, and said shyly: "Hugh has to make fun!" ”

"Okay, let me ask you, is you really a beautiful man in the local area?" Brother Wu Gong explained, "This is not a joke, but it is needed for the mission delivered by the emperor, which is extremely crucial!" ”

Obviously, Jiao'er didn't seem to understand this, and she hesitated for a long time, and said: "It should be so, when the learned people of the older generation interact with me, they say that I am the only beautiful man in Meiren Valley County for a hundred years." ”

Brother Wu Gong sorted out his thoughts, and he suddenly said happily, I seem to understand that Jiao'er has become a nightmare for a young woman, and after waking up from the dream, she will disregard etiquette, righteousness and shame, and desperately turn her dream into reality. Especially you, Brother Wugong took Jiao'er's hand and said tremblingly, especially when he appeared on the stage, all the advantages of beautiful men were highlighted, full of charm, and he became the object of pursuit by beauties, trying to turn you into a prey.

Although Jiao'er was a little embarrassed, she still kept nodding.

Under the questioning of Brother Wugong, Jiao'er had to admit that the landlord was the most fatal one. Although Jiao'er said it in a hurry, the context of the situation was still clear.

Jiaoer has indeed become a pillar in the theater, the boss is invited by the audience, and for the sake of business prosperity, his role is particularly heavy, the probability of appearance is particularly high, and there are many roles performed. But the most terrible thing is that the boss didn't know that he woke up on that bluestone slab, and actually thought of a trick that hurt and lost, so that Jiao'er men dressed up as women.

When Brother Wugong heard this, he leaned back and laughed, making Jiao'er at a loss.

Jiao'er sighed and told the sad past, but the martial arts brother listened to it as a rare pleasure, desperately digging out interesting scenes after scenes.

Brother Wu Gong asked. Have you played "Mu Guiying in Charge"? Jiao'er replied, it's a traditional opera, can you not perform it?

Who would have thought that Brother Wugong asked with a smile: "Are you in charge?" ”

Jiao'er blushed and shook her head thickly and said, "This is a terrible nightmare!" ”

How could Brother Wugong let go of the plot of this nightmare, and kept asking, and finally had the following plot.

When I first rehearsed "Mu Guiying in Command", when I put on makeup, the boss would clap my hands ingeniously for my own masterpiece, and ask the artist to draw Jiao'er as the content of the poster. What's even more infuriating is that the inscription says: "Better than a thousand-year-old beauty!" ”

This is also good, the poster came out, not only caused a sensation in the town, but also famous, there are so many people who come to see the beauty from afar, how can a small town accommodate so many people?

The county magistrate was able to get an unexpected joy, and he spent a huge amount of money to build an inn and mobilized the wealthy family to build a private hotel. In order to solve the temporary needs, the families with comfortable residences were also mobilized to temporarily add guest rooms.

In the blink of an eye, the inns are lined up one after another, and they are about to spring up like mushrooms after a rain. The restaurants and car dealerships that go with it are also thriving, and it can be said that the whole town became rich overnight, everyone was happy, and every family business was prosperous.

Alas. It's really exhausting, Jiao'er sighed.

In order to have a glimpse of Jiao'er's beauty, some of the viewers who came from afar stayed for ten days and half a month. There are also all the families who drag their families out of the hole, and there are even rich families who want to occupy Jiao'er as their own, and they even bring a group of nursing homes, and even hire martial arts masters to help kidnap Jiao'er, and the chaos of its social status is self-evident.

Brother Wu Gong smiled and asked, "Have you ever been kidnapped?" ”

Jiao'er nodded yes, however, he said, how can the boss be willing to do this kind of one-shot deal, you think, when a ticket is hard to find, the boss takes a nap, yawns, will close his eyes and say, the ticket price has risen, double, five, tenfold.

Ah, yes, the boss has made a windfall, and if he has money, he can hire a nurse, follow him day and night, and never leave for a moment, who has the opportunity to start?

"Fortunately, you are young and can live at ease." Brother Wugong joked, "If you get married, wouldn't it be a husband and wife, and it will be broadcast live under the nose of the nurse!" ”

"What are you talking about?" Jiao'er protested slightly.

Brother Wugong said, after a long time, he was slack, paralyzed, and the opportunity to be hijacked was there.

Jiao'er nodded and told the thrilling story of one night.

When the night performance was about to come to an end, a group of beautiful women rushed onto the stage, pressed Jiao'er to the ground, first pressed on him, and stripped Mu Guiying of the flags and decorations on her back and head, and then turned her body over with countless hands, and her clothes were also cleaned, leaving only a pair of small pants.

When Brother Wugong couldn't help laughing, Jiao'er protested: "You are a monk, what do you think!" ”

The nurses are not indiscriminate, they are all athletic, they can't be separated, they separate everyone, tear off the curtain, wrap Jiao'er, and run away with them. When he got behind the scenes, he saw a small bed, so he put Jiao'er on the bed.

But how can the nurses be familiar with the situation behind the scenes, just put Jiao'er up, only to hear a loud noise, even the person with the bed is gone, the floor where the bed is put is closed, and no trace can be found.

The nurse knew that something was wrong, and knocked on the floor noisily, and finally found the empty sound, and took a lot of effort to pry open the floor, dumbfounded, it turned out that there was a dark passage, and on the floor was a dirt pit that could just fall off the bed, and the bottom of the pit was a narrow tunnel that could almost accommodate one person to pass through guò.

The nurses were amazed that the floor was closed and just on the bed, and it was hard to spot.

Brother Wugong thought about it, although he felt that it was a coincidence, but it couldn't stand scrutiny, he thought for a while, gestured with his hands, patted his thighs and said, Ah, I understand, the middle of the floor on the bed is broken and can be turned, while the floor on both sides is nailed, and the bed is empty, so of course, it can be unaware, and it is quite safe and not easy to detect.

For the first time, Jiao'er felt that this martial arts brother was a good hand at solving the case, and the emperor could really know people well, not a person entrusted to him, and subtly, he also increased his trust in the martial arts brother, and seemed to have a warm hope for solving the case.

As everyone knows, there are two exits in this tunnel, and there is only a wall between the exits, and the kidnappers can only protect Jiao'er one after the other, and Jiao'er has to walk by herself.

But the kidnapper took the wrong way, and when he saw the light, the hijacked guard was about to be happy, but Jiao'er saw the person walking in front of him stumbling out, "ah", and then a strong hand dragged Jiao'er out, and then only heard a muffled sound, and when Jiao'er looked back, a big rock fell down.

Who is so strategic and so well planned? Brother Wugong asked.

is the owner of the theater. When Brother Wugong was about to praise, Jiao'er said, and slowly, another scene appeared, when the boss's nurse just helped me into the carriage, the nurses fell down one by one inexplicably, and it turned out to be another hijacking.

This time it was blatant, and when the rich man was smug about the mantis catching cicadas and yellow finches, he was caught and almost caught.

This plot is exciting and attractive enough, and the opera saints such as Master Chen and Baihe Fairy can deduce it, and the audience's pleasure is naturally in it. (To be continued......)