Chapter 25: The Great Jumping God (2)

In front of the progressive young man Wu Xiaoyu, Lin Han is a prophet, and Wu Xiaoyu, who pursues "truth", feels respect and worship for him.

In front of the jade liar Wu Yin, Lin Han is the devil, Xu Yin, who only recognizes money in his eyes, although he is afraid of Lin Han's "divine power", he is even more afraid of having no money, and his feelings for him are in awe.

In the heart of He Daoquan, the thirty-eighth generation descendant of Plum Blossom Yixue, Lin Han is an out-and-out god incarnation, and every time he stands in front of Lin Han, his body can't help but tremble slightly.

In the cabin on the top floor of the Sephiroth, He Daoquan was alone facing the statue of the Xuanwu Emperor in the cabin, and his heartbeat was still two percent faster than usual.

When Mr. Lin began his business in China more than a year ago, he was looking for talent all over the world. Xu Yin is favored because he understands jade, and He Daoquan is because he is a "magic stick" who can get money from rich people, and he is nicknamed "Thief Quanzi". Because he was so famous, he was taken by the "headhunters" sent by Lin Han to Shanghai to look for talents, kidnapped in the middle of the night, and then stuffed with Xu Yin into the basement of the beer hall where the passenger ship bound for Germany was sent to Kiel.

The people who were kidnapped with He Daoquan, in addition to Xu Yin, there were two other people, those two were the same as him, one of them was called Gui Bianquan, and the other was called Jiang Daozi, both of whom were professional gods who fooled fools and fools for a living, and during their captivity, He Daoquan also exchanged their "work experience" with his peers on the ship bound for Germany.

After a few months of turbulence on the sea, Ho Daoquan, who had been pretending to be a god all his life, saw the "real miracle" in Kiel, confirmed that the god really existed, and was frightened along with two other colleagues, and then the three of them knelt down in front of the "true god" and begged for forgiveness.

In order to adapt to China's national conditions, the avatar image used by Lin Han was the image of Emperor Xuanwu who stepped on a turtle and was wrapped in a big snake. He did not lightly forgive the three gods, but locked them up and forced them to read and study.

First, they will learn German or English, then they will learn the advanced "missionary experience" of foreign countries, and finally they will learn the mythological allusions written by Lin Han himself. Every two months, an exam is held, and in addition to the first place, the second and third places are severely punished by all kinds of torture.

After all kinds of hardships, in January this year, the three finally left the school, and then were sent back to Southeast Asia and China. Under the spur of eight months of intensive training and inhuman torture, the three gods of Quanzi, Daozi and Guibianquan were forced to master a foreign language, and at the same time they combined the essence of Eastern and Western missionary techniques, and absorbed the brainwashing experience brought by Lin Han to later generations, and the professional level of the three of them improved a lot.

Ho Daoquan, nicknamed "Daoquanzi" (nicknamed "Thief Quanzi"), was sent to Singapore as a missionary and was also the head of the diocese in Southeast Asia; Daozi was sent to Shanghai, while Guibian Quan was sent to Cam Ranh Bay, Vietnam.

With the joint efforts of several god sticks, coupled with the combination of all kinds of messy things that Lin Han, a time-traveler, learned in the novels of the Internet gods and monsters in later generations, today's Lin Han has developed a set of unique teachings that are compatible with the East and the West.

According to Lin Han, the world was originally in chaos, until a certain great god opened the world and separated the heavens and the earth, and then there was the current world.

Due to the difference between Eastern and Western cultures, this great god is called Pangu in the East and God in the West, but they are actually the same person.

After the opening of the heavens, Pangu (God) fell into his body, and his body became all things in the world. The soul is divided into forty-nine parts, scattered everywhere, and finally reincarnated as a god in Eastern and Western myths and legends. According to Lin Han, the three major religions of Abraham, Jesus and the prophet, Buddhism's Zhun Ti and Yin, Taoism's Sanqing, Greece's Zeus, Nordic Odin, etc., are actually all one of Pangu's soul clones.

Not counting these "orthodox" gods, the demon leaders in the myths of various countries are actually the doppelgangers of Pangu, such as Typhon in Greek mythology, Fenris in Norse mythology, Satan the devil in Christianity, and He in Buddhism, all of which are incarnated by Pangu's soul clones.

According to Lin Han, in fact, the truth of history is that these Pangu soul clones want to be united all the time, but because the doppelganger souls are worshipped by different races in the world and become gods alone, they have their own independent thinking ideas, so the "God War" in myths and legends was born.

Thousands of years ago, an unprecedented "war of the gods", after the twilight of the gods, the above-mentioned gods fell both good and evil. But the souls of these gods did not die out because of this, and over time, both good and evil, gradually merged into a new being, which is the god of today's Sephiroth: Gabriel. Sephiroth, and in the East, his incarnation is the Xuanwu Emperor.

After having a body, Lin Han accelerated his missionary degree. In order to round this set of doctrines, Lin Han has even written a book in the past six months. He copied from the novels of later generations and wrote a novel that reflected the war between the gods in ancient times, called "The Fall of the Gods", with a total of more than 500,000 words, which was distributed everywhere as propaganda materials.

In 1931, the owner of Huanzhu Mansion had not yet written the ancestor of Xiuzhenliu in later generations, "Shu Mountain". Lin Han's "Fall of the Gods" was completed three months ago and has since been printed in large quantities. Lin Han, who is well aware of the psychology of human nature, has achieved good results in the Chinese circle in Asia in the name of fake novels. In Europe, however, this practice of killing all religions and returning them to each religion as their "ancestor" has aroused great hostility for him. The Roman Catholic Emperor held the book in his hand and angrily called the Saphirothians heretical. In China and Southeast Asia, the Chinese community only sees this book as a monster novel similar to "Romance of the Gods" for the time being, but after tonight, this situation will change.

The Sephiroth was now stranded in the shallows of the Little Harbour, having taken advantage of the high tide to enter the harbour as close as possible to the newly built village, and then was stranded in the shallows as the waters receded, and had to wait until the next high tide to resurface.

This small village on the edge of Singapore was a small village with only a few families until March this year. In March, after Lin Han had acquired a physical body and was able to move freely, as soon as the "Deutschland" returned to the port of Kiel, he immediately ordered the believers to telegraph to Ho Daoquan of the Singapore branch, ordering him to prepare here as soon as possible.

He Zudao spent money to build a temple of Xuanwu Zhenjun here, and today is a good day to invite "Xuanwu Zhenjun" into the temple (in fact, it is to move the statue into the temple).

In order to increase the mysterious aura, Lin Han ordered He Zudao to choose to proceed at midnight. In order to increase his influence, He Zudao publicized to the local Chinese in advance that all the Chinese who participated in the Xuanwu Zhenjun's consecration tonight would give one dollar to each of the Chinese who attended the meeting after "inviting God".

After the news came out, although the Zhenjun Temple was located in a remote area and the transportation was inconvenient, after the news came out that there was money to participate in the temple fair, the nearby Chinese immediately heard the wind and dragged their families to come here. In the hours between dark and midnight, more than 20,000 people gathered in the village, and the crowd of people frightened Wu Xiaoyu and He Zudao, who organized the event.

In front of the Zhenwu Temple, located by the sea, an altar was erected, which was filled with firewood, and a large piece of armor steel was pressed under the firewood. It is only 300 meters away from the dock of the Sephiroth, which is within its radiating area.

Three hours ago, all sorts of entertainment and propaganda tricks were staged before the "Invitation to God Ceremony". For this "please God" activity, Lin Han specially sent people back to China, and used a lot of money to invite people to use "The Fall of the Gods" as a reference, arranged a special drama segment, and at the same time, according to the different drama singing voices of various provinces in China, the classification was refined, and more than a dozen versions such as Peking Opera version, Huangmei Opera version, Fujian Opera version, and Yue Opera version were evolved. Tonight, this is a performance, and in the future, these hodgepodge of Eastern and Western mythological wars will be staged all over China.

For the local Chinese who are tired of listening to all kinds of clichés, Lin Han's set undoubtedly makes their eyes shine, plus there is money to take afterwards, there is herbal tea supply on the spot, and the nest head is supper, and the Chinese who come to the scene to "watch the drama of inviting God" are almost all waiting for the child.

When the child was approaching, the mythological drama on the stage on the side was sung, and the main drama officially began

In front of the altar full of firewood, the twelve holy maidens brought by Lin Han from Europe, plus the thirty-seven maidens brought from all over the world by three demons, a total of 7,749 people, formed a large circle to sing the "Divine Comedy" written by Lin Han to the altar.

Twelve foreign girls who are no longer girls don't know Chinese, and thirty-seven Chinese girls don't know all of them??, but fortunately, the lyrics of the "Divine Comedy" are not long, rote memorization, and after forced memorization and intensive training, forty-nine girls in the East and West also sing with noses and eyes.

The time of the child is approaching, and He Daoquan, who was supposed to preside over the ceremony of inviting God here, is now lying on the ground on the top cabin of the "holy boat" in the shape of a five-body throw, panting like a cow, and his tongue is almost spit out. The reason why he is so wolf is because "Xuanwu True Monarch" Lin Han blessed his back with "divine power", so that his body lying on the ground was blessed with a weight of more than 500 kilograms.

Compared to the punishment that Kiel received in the past for failing his studies, this punishment is now light. The reason why Lin Han punished him was that he was extremely dissatisfied with the Su zhì of the girls he had sent—none of them were college students, and even those who had gone to high school were extremely rare, and nearly half of them were illiterate.

Lin Han didn't show up, but his questioning voice echoed in He Daoquan's ears: "How many times have I told you before, Su zhì, Su zhì!" As the Holy Apostles who propagated my teachings to the Holy Apostles, nothing was more important than raising their inner prime. The saints scattered all over the country are the faces of the Xuanwu Sect, and they must possess extremely high and profound knowledge in order for the vast number of foolish people to understand my teachings. But who are the people you got me today?"

He Zudao was sweating profusely, endured the weight on his body and replied, "Lord Zhenjun, the person you want is really hard to find." The conditions of being dignified, reading and reading, and having gone to university are really "

"Shut up!"

With a loud shout, He Daoquan's tongue was pulled out, and he was stretched like a hanged ghost.

Lin Han knew that He Daoquan was right, in the current China, even if it was found all over the world, it was really difficult to find dozens of girls among the Chinese who looked passable and had also received a university education. But being unreasonable has always been the prerogative of the gods, and for the gods under him, it is impossible to be too reasonable. The potential of his subordinates is sometimes to squeeze him with a whip, and being unreasonable can improve their efficiency.

Lin Han reprimanded: "You just didn't bother to preach in universities everywhere. ”

Of course, Lin Han knew the reason why He Daoquan couldn't recruit "college student beauties", although the Sephiroth Sect had made ups and downs in Western Europe, it was a new thing after all, and in Asia, where Lin Han couldn't exert his divine power to bluff people, it was not too easy for He Daoquan to sell his dog skin plaster in universities around the world.

After Lin Han punished He Daochang slightly, he said his request and answer.

"Linyuan envy fish, it is better to retreat and close the net. In addition to going on a mission in college, you also have to learn to raise saints yourself. There are people selling children and daughters everywhere in the country, you have discussed with Jiang Daozi, collect a group of teenage girls with acceptable qualifications, gather them, raise them with good food and vegetables, receive education from an early age, and carry out targeted training in all aspects, and they can be used in ten years. I have been collecting faith and incense in the world for a long time, and I can afford to wait for this little time. ”

"Whipped" He Daoquan hard, Lin Han let him go and let him go out to preside over the ceremony of inviting the gods, Lin Han planned a big drama to attract people's hearts for a long time, and it also kicked off with He Daoquan wearing a Taoist robe, wielding a peachwood sword, and chanting words in his mouth.

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