"Dead Lisu, Miss Ben warned you for the last time, if you dare to kiss me so casually next time and want to insult me, I will directly turn you into a eunuch with a pair of scissors!"

"Eunuch? His Royal Highness seems to have heard someone say that the male attendants who serve by the emperor's side in the world seem to be eunuchs. Risu's eyes sank, and she wailed, "Huh? It's so ruthless that the lady wants to be a husband like this! If the husband really becomes a eunuch, after getting married, how can the husband still be considerate of the lady?! How do we give birth to the next generation, give birth to sorbin, searle, and sorb?! ”

The fox glanced at him dumbly, "I don't have any other skills, but I am good at daydreaming!" If you want to give birth, find another woman to give birth, Miss Ben will definitely not marry you, let alone have children with you. ”

"Hehe, lady, don't say it too early, but I firmly believe that one day, you will definitely fall in love with me, and I won't marry."

"Hehe" the fox sneered twice, "Unless all the men in this world are dead, if there is a better choice, I will definitely not follow you." ”

"Stinky stupid, do you have to hit me like this, can't you leave me a fantasy?" Lisu is not really a little sad, he will not call his wife like "stinky and stupid", it seems that he is really injured.

Then without waiting for the fox to speak, Li Su said, "Hmph, I ignore you" Yunyun and went out.

Looking at his departing back, the fox only felt funny, she couldn't help but look at the air, muttering to herself, "Hehe, who should be angry, why should I be angry, why is it that I shouldn't be angry, but I shouldn't be angry, and I left in a huff." ”

In the end, she raised her hand and touched her lips, wiped it vigorously again, and cursed him, "Hmph, dead pislin, steal your relatives' homes at every turn, if you dare to kiss indiscriminately next time, I will definitely pull out your tongue and poke your eyes blind!" ”

As soon as she sat down, she felt a chill in her back.

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The next day, the fox who originally thought that he could only rest for one day was dumbfounded, because of Feng Yuan's sudden retreat, so he was lucky to have two more days of vacation, and he wanted to sleep well, but he didn't want to forget to lock the door before going to bed last night, and Li Su easily pushed the door open, shattering her sweet dream.

"Hey, lady, I'm here to wake you up for my husband!"

The fox didn't open his eyes in a daze, and cursed him, "Dead pear Su, you don't want to sleep, do you have to drag me up?!" ”

Lisu continued to smile cheekily and said, "It turns out that the lady still wants to lie in bed, it doesn't matter, the husband happened to have breakfast, thinking that maybe the lady was as hungry as me, so I came over with breakfast and called you, if the lady can't open her eyes, then the lady will lie down and don't move, and feed you with a spoon for the husband." ”

The fox, who was still sleepy, jumped up from the bed immediately after hearing him say that he was going to feed her.

She said, "No, no, I have the hands, let you feed what in a good way, don't you just want me to eat breakfast, I can't eat, but I have a condition, when I finish eating, you will get out of my room immediately!" ”

Risu thought for a moment, looked at her face, and nodded.

"No problem. As long as the lady eats breakfast obediently, the husband will get out immediately. ”

In order not to see the face of Lisu earlier, the fox held the bowl directly and poured a bowl of porridge "gurgling" down.

She threw the bowl on the table and said, "Why don't you get out of here?!" ”

"Oh oh" Li Su quickly put away the dishes and chopsticks, "Get out of now!" ”

"Knock-" The fox closed his eyes again and fell heavily on the bed, thinking that he could finally sleep peacefully.

But after pushing the door out, Li Su didn't forget to push the door in again, and added, "Lady, I forgot to tell you for my husband, like you, eat the whole bowl of porridge at once, be careful of indigestion." ”

"Get out!" The fox raised the pillow in his hand and slammed it against the door.

After hearing a scream of "oops", the whole world immediately fell silent.

However, not long after the fox returned to sleep, he was awakened by the pain in his stomach.

Nima, why did you suddenly have a stomachache?! She didn't seem to have eaten much in the morning.

In the next second, the scene of Lisu bringing her breakfast suddenly jumped into her memory.

By the way, it seems that she drank a bowl of porridge brought to her by Lisu in the morning.

Damn, pear can't be a crow's mouth, is it really indigestion?!

She comforted herself and said, "It's okay, it's okay, as long as you fall asleep, it won't hurt." ”

But the fact is that the bursts of pain made her sleepy, and she was in pain and sleepy at this time, damn it, she would have known that she wouldn't drink the breakfast brought to her by Lisu.

It seems that she can only get up obediently and go to the alchemy room to get a pill to eat.

After getting dressed, I just pushed the door and came out, and the person next door followed the door and came out.

The fox was distraught, glared at him, and warned him, "Don't follow me! ”

Seeing her brows together, Li Su became even more worried, and asked, "Lady, what's wrong with you?" Why is your face so pale? ”

It's okay not to ask, but when you ask, the fox is stupid and angry.

She scolded him angrily, "You are still embarrassed to ask me, you said, what you brought me in the morning was only white porridge, not some intestinal poison?" ”

"My husband is really wronged, what I brought to you in the morning is indeed porridge, where can there be any poison!"

"Then let me ask you again, I was fine before, why did I have a stomachache after eating your porridge?!"

"How do I know that?" Risu scratched her head, thought about it, and suddenly shouted, "Ah! Could it be because, I saw that you had lost weight, so I thought about putting a medicine that I carried with me to replenish the body, but I took the wrong medicine and put it into another medicine?! ”

"What? You actually put medicine in it? Hmph, are you sure you're not a tease from heaven? The fox almost had the urge to slap him to death with a paw, and she hurriedly asked, "Tell me, what medicine do you have in your pocket?" ”

Li Su lowered her head, flipped through the sachet she was carrying, and then said, "Look, there are Body Strengthening Pills, Soul Rejuvenation Pills, Bone Renewal Pills, and this Croton Pill that is specially used to rewhole people." ”

"You, you, you- you actually put me croton? You see I don't shoot you to death! After saying that, the fox didn't care about the pain in his stomach, and pounced directly on him and punched him.

"The lady spares her life, she really accidentally took the wrong one for her husband!"

"Dare me to let you go, see if I don't scratch you to death, I'm not a fox!"

After saying that, the fox was about to launch a second round of attacks on him, but before she could think about it, a "grunt" came from her stomach, and she was stuck there alive.

Oops, that feeling is coming!

"You, you really killed you."

The fox scolded him in a daze, and hurriedly ran towards the latrine.

Seeing that she was running so quickly, Lisu reminded her worriedly, "Lady run slowly, be careful of falling." ”

But at the end of the corridor, there is still a stupid shadow of a fox.

Next, the fox ran to the toilet five times in a row, and when she was about to collapse and couldn't walk, Lisu went to Bilu to ask for an antidiarrheal pill, which saved her life in time.

As a result, the following scene occurred.

Bi Lu glanced out of the door, then turned her gaze to the fox beside her and said blankly, "Auntie, are you really good to His Royal Highness the Crown Prince like this?" ”

The fox scratched his eyes and was kneeling on the washboard at this time, and took a leisurely sip of tea, "Who dared him to put croton pill in my porridge, I didn't treat him in the way of others, it is already polite." ”

Bi Lu looked at the incense she lit again, "But aunt, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince has been kneeling for an hour, and I see that he is trembling all over, as if he is about to die, or this matter will be forgotten, right?!" ”

The fox waved his hand and said to her, "Don't worry, it's only been an hour, don't worry, his vitality is very tenacious, and he can't die for the time being." If you have time to care about him, it is better to care more about your aunt and me. ”

She picked up the teapot in her hand, shook it, and said, "Go and re-boil the teapot for me." ”

"Oh, okay." Bilu knew that as long as it was her aunt's decision, she would not change it lightly. It's just that I pity His Royal Highness the Prince, a dignified seven-foot man, was punished by a little woman to kneel on the washboard, looking at his pale face, I can almost imagine how uncomfortable it must be.

After Bilu walked away, Li Su sat directly on the ground, cross-legged and said, "Oh, lady, the taste of kneeling on the washboard is too uncomfortable, can I discuss it with you, no matter how you punish me, just don't let me kneel on the washboard!" ”

"It's simple," the fox waited for him to succumb, and when she said this, she said busily, "As long as you get me out of here immediately." ”

Li Su was not fooled, he hurriedly adjusted his posture, climbed back to the washboard and knelt down, and hummed, "If you want me to leave you, I won't do anything to kill me, so I'll still kneel on the washboard." ”

The fox couldn't help but applaud him, walked up to him, praised him, and said, "Our Highness Lisu is really backbone." ”

"That's," she said, and she felt that her shoulders seemed to be broader, and her manly image was taller.

But when he saw the fox passing in front of him in a daze, and gradually walked away, he became anxious and yelled, "Hey, lady, where are you going?!" How can you leave your husband here alone?! ”

The fox turned his head and scratched him, and snorted in his heart, kneel if you want, Miss Ben is going to fill her stomach.

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After Bilu prepares the meal, to avoid the food from getting cold, she uses another empty bowl to buckle it on the dish after serving it to keep it warm.

After practicing immortal arts, Qianmo hurriedly walked into the kitchen, looked at the table full of food, and couldn't help but reach out and remove the bowl that was buckled on the dish.

Bilu unceremoniously slapped his hand with chopsticks and warned, "How many times have I told you, wash your hands before eating, wash your hands!" ”

"Oh, didn't I forget about it for a while," Qianmo said, "I'll wash it now." ”

"That's pretty much it."

After Qianmo washed his hands, he sat down directly, and when he was about to open the bowl again, Bilu gave him the back of his hand with chopsticks.

"Bilu, what's the matter with you? I was beaten just now because I hated my dirty hands, and now that I've washed them, why are you still beating me? Qianmo complained aggrievedly.

Bi Lu re-fastened the bowl he had uncovered and said to him, "Didn't you see that your aunt and His Royal Highness the Crown Prince hadn't arrived yet?" ”

"Alas, really, it's so hard to even eat now."

Avoiding slapping in front of a table of food, Qian Mo simply picked up the small bench and ran outside.

As soon as he walked outside, he bumped into the fox and was stunned.

Seeing only one of the foxes, he asked, "Little fox, what about that one?" ”

"What, you miss him?" The fox glanced at him in disgust, "Stinky Qianmo, I didn't say you, you are really too attentive, and you really want to hug left and right?!" ”

"Hug your sister! What happened to me? I'm just concerned about the whereabouts of His Royal Highness the Prince, why did you get along with me?! It's inexplicable! Qianmo was even more aggrieved.

The fox ignored him and walked straight past him and sat down at the table.

When Bi Lu saw her coming, she knew from her tone that it was estimated that Her Royal Highness Lisu should still be kneeling in the corridor at this time, so she hurriedly beckoned them to eat and took away the bowls she was holding one by one.

Seeing that it was finally moving, Qianmo hurriedly gathered around the table again and gobbled it up.

After a few bites, the fairy Caixia came in again.

She sneered, "Yo, I've eaten it all, and I don't know how to wait for me." ”

The fox was stunned to encounter the croton incident today, and he was already in a bad mood, especially when he thought that Li Su relied on her and refused to leave, he was even more irritable, and he met such a troublemaker.

couldn't help but retort, "Do you have no hands or feet, do you still need us to wait for you to eat?" When it's time to eat, don't you know you're coming? Do you have to use eight sedan chairs to carry you, you are comfortable! ”

Fairy Caixia was also like a lit firecracker, and her temper immediately came up, she pointed to the fox's stupid nose and scolded, "Hey-the fox is stupid, I sue you, I've put up with you for a long time, do you think I'm willing to eat with a table with a cat and a dog like you?!" If it weren't for the desire to get the heart of the gods, I wouldn't have come to this kind of broken place! ”

"What? Want to fight? ”

The fox hadn't fought with her for a long time, and she felt very uncomfortable, and now she took the initiative to provoke, and she liked it very much.

"Fight, fight, you think this fairy will be afraid of you, stinky fox!"

Fairy Caixia would rather fight with the fox than have no image at all, and she didn't plan to let her go this time.

The war between the two ignited at a moment, and the fox pulled out of the stance, pointed outside and said, "If you want to fight out, let's go now!" ”

"Let's go!" Fairy Caixia took the lead and walked out, and the fox followed in a daze.

The reason why Fox Dumb proposed to go out to fight is for two reasons, one is because the outside area is big, and it won't destroy too many things when fighting, and the other is because she doesn't want to destroy the meal that Bilu has worked so hard to cook because of the fight with Fairy Caixia, and secondly, Fox Dumb plans to fight quickly, God knows how hungry her stomach is, she thinks that after quickly solving Caixia, she can go back to the table and continue to eat, but I hope that the food is still hot at that time, so it will be better.

…… Leave a word for those who read the book.