In the face of Liu Chang's explanation of the difference between the world, Liu Sanbian deliberately raised the bar: "How great is your world?" Don't eat with your mouth, walk without your feet, make sounds from your throat, digest without your stomach, and excrete without excretion? ”

"You are always angry, please listen to the juniors!" Liu Chang comforted the ancestor and picked the important way, "Of course not!" But the reason why there are so many beautiful women in our world and the fragrance is because there are many cosmetics, makeup is particularly popular, and the quality of perfume is guaranteed. ”

Liu Sanbian was skeptical: "There will be such a thing, there will be such a beautiful world?" ”

"Of course!" Liu Chang affirmed and said with an appetite, "If the ancestors are interested, the younger generations are willing to introduce them one by one!" ”

Liu Sanbian still couldn't believe it, and looked at the forty-five generations of grandchildren, trying to find a basis to support his inner judgment from his expression. After thinking about it later, what I said is also that women who have put on makeup are different, and the beauty is highlighted, if it is like what Liu Chang said, maybe it really exists: "Boy, you are not lying, I am your ancestor, don't do stupid things like thunder and thunder!" ”

"It's true!" Liu Chang said with certainty, "Listening to your statement, I don't know if you believe it or not, but if you're interested in it, it seems to be true, right?" ”

Liu Sanbian smiled, pretending to be mysterious.

Liu Chang aroused Liu Sanbian's appetite to understand the beauty world after more than a thousand years, Liu Chang was getting up, Liu Sanbian hurriedly pressed his shoulder, and his eyes rolled slightly: "If you want to slip, don't think about it!" ”

"No, go to the bathroom!" Liu Chang blushed and said, "I specifically asked to see my ancestors, but I haven't said anything in my heart yet, so I'll leave." Is it possible? I'm in a hurry, I'm in a hurry! ”

Liu Ying saw her husband's face on the TV screen suddenly turned slightly red, like a child's reaction to something wrong, she looked at her husband on the hospital bed: "A decent gentleman, I don't know what sneaky things I have done!" ”

The mother-in-law felt that Liu Ying was a little cautious, so she gave her a look.

"Sister Liu Ying. When you first met Brother Liu Chang, did he react like this? "Xiaojuan is ruthless enough, choking Liu Ying with such unintelligible words, "Maybe Brother Liu Chang has seen a more beautiful beauty than Sister Liu Ying, a beauty like me, he is on a blind date across time and space!" ”

"Don't be ashamed!" Liu Ying said with a smile, tilting her head to Xiaojuan and saying, "Are you really prettier than me?" ”

"What nonsense?" Liu Shi Niang and Liu Ying's disgusted eyes were intertwined, and Liu Shi Niang stopped.

"Just kidding. Just kidding! Xiaojuan explained, "Why be so nervous, looking all over the world with lanterns and torches, and you can't find a beauty like Sister Liu Ying!" ”

"Ah, change clothes!" Liu Chang put it another way.

Liu Sanbian helped Liu Chang with concern: "I'll take you there!" ”

Master Chen moved gracefully and delicately, with a smile on his face and a strange expression, and pointed at Liu Sanbian with his jade finger: "Qiqing, you are ...... this"

Liu Sanbian pointed to the inside. Master Chen regained his intoxicating smile. She whispered to the little girl who had just come to deliver the message on her behalf, "You go, Baihe Fairy." Accompany the son-in-law to change clothes! ”

Liu Sanbian led Master Chen to sit down at the wine table, and asked when he drank wine: "The reaction to the new song is good!" ”

Chen Shiyu pointed at the tip of Liu Sanchang's nose: "Guess! ”

At this time, Liu Chang and Baihe Fairy happened to be coming towards them. Liu Chang said: "Let me guess the reaction of this new song?" ”

Liu Sanbian and Fairy Baihe both looked at him in amazement, while Master Chen smiled and agreed, "Guess what? ”

"The response is not good!" Liu Chang shook his head and said, "We are drinking here, and we don't hear the singing. I didn't hear the applause, and if the applause was thunderous, the earth would tremble! ”

Liu Sanbian immediately showed displeasure, and Fairy Baihe was surprised, and Master Chen deliberately teased: "Isn't a concubine. I don't dare to say that this is the palace compound, at least it can be called a wealthy deep house, I went to the dance hall, and my feet were so tired that they were not my own! Drinking stuffy wine is the fault of the concubine, and she doesn't take good care of it, so you don't have to spill your anger on your husband! ”

"Xianggong?" Liu Chang was extremely surprised, and pointed to the beauty Master Chen, "You call my ancestor the three changes as Xianggong." ”

"That's right!" Master Chen smiled, looking like a flower in full bloom, "Is there something wrong?" ”

"The husband and the husband, that is, the husband, are the same thing with us." Liu Chang explained the reason for the surprise.

"Wrong, wrong, wrong! Forty-five generations apart, more than a thousand years of time distance, unimaginable! "Baihe Fairy is young, and she can grasp the key to this kind of profound question, it can really be said that there is no distinction between young and old, she said coquettishly, "There are two people we now call Xianggong: one is a scholar, that is, 'scholar'; ”

"Well, insightful!" Liu Sanbian praised and sensationalized, "No wonder, Xiao Baihe just debuted, and won the name of the saint of poetry and poetry, which is really worthy of the name!" If this younger generation of the Liu family is really my forty-fifth generation grandson, then Xiao Baihe can be famous throughout the ages, I don't know how thick the bamboo slips will be piled up, and I don't know how many readers will waste their time, indulge in wonderful descriptions! ”

"Old-fashioned, what bamboo slips!" Liu Chang proudly corrected, "I live in an era where even silk books have become rarely useful pennants, and Cai Lun has gradually withdrawn from the stage of history in daily life. ”

"I can't explain it either, so if you're lucky, let's go and see it!" Liu Chang said in a tricky way.

"In the era when there were no silk books and paper, I really wanted to see it." Liu Sanbian said to Master Chen.

"I also want to accompany you, but my three-inch golden lotus, I'm afraid it won't work!" Master Chen said gloomily.

"Please forgive the ancestors for the sin of joking with their younger generations, I know that the inner courtyard of the palace regards new words as treasures, which can be used to be rewarded by officials, and Emperor Renzong also loves them, so he let the ancestors laugh at themselves and fill in the words for the order." Liu Chang burst out laughing.

"Stinky boy, I am a senior, and I am scolding my ancestors in a different way, it is really a big rebellion, and I will never spare you!" Liu San changed his body and waved his arm at Liu Chang, who stood up to avoid him.

"Xianggong, you don't ......" Master Chen didn't expect Liu Sanbian to react so violently, and wanted to hurriedly dissuade him.

"Admit your mistakes, so that your flesh and skin don't suffer!" The shrewd Baihe Fairy is not only beautiful, but also has beautiful eyes.

Liu San turned his anger into joy and said: "Although my forty-five generations of grandchildren are naughty, their filial piety is commendable!" ”

"That's right!" Master Chen's left hand lifted the cuff of his right hand slightly, held the wine jug, and poured the wine in turn, "What the little minister said is exactly what happened at the moment, probably the day before yesterday. (To be continued......)