Section 48 The leading brother is enlightened

The personal guards of the leading elder brother could not hide their excitement when they saw the wind of paper money in the market town, and they reported to the master in time, and the leading elder brother couldn't help but be excited, and applauded.

Jiaoyu asked, "Do you really think it's okay?" ”

The old brother replied on his behalf: "It's good to like paper money, such as the flood of gambling psychology is not afraid, not to mention that the businessman sees profits and business opportunities in the eyes of nature, no exception." ”

And these conversations did not bother Brother Wugong who was sitting in the corner, he stared at the two paper currencies in his hand in a daze, and the beautiful heads of the two paper currencies were still side by side.

Yuan Yue deliberately coughed lightly, and seeing that Brother Wugong didn't react, her hand shook in front of his eyes, and she whispered: "Take a good look, like me, or like Sister Yu?" ”

"I'm wondering what to do with this money!" Brother Wugong defended, "Actually, this beauty is like everyone, and no one is like it, uglier than a beauty, and more beautiful than an ugly person." ”

"This is abstract beauty, giving people the feeling that it is just like what Brother Wu Wu said, just like the beauty series of operas staged in the Goolan brothel last time, it is the common ideal of beauty of mankind, the pursuit of beauty, and the perfect form of beauty." Liu Sanbian began to take an aesthetic class, "The beauty head on the banknote has the grace and luxury of the old girl, the empathy of Jiaoyu, the free and easy atmosphere of Jiaoyue, and the ......"

Liu Sanbian realized that something was wrong, so he stuck out his tongue and said mockingly: "If you commit the following crimes, you will be innocent of death!" ”

When the leading elder brother saw the beauties in Liu Sanchang's mouth, he didn't touch the hidden worries of Liu Sanchang, but changed the topic and said, "Can you be cured of your illness last time?" ”

"What's sick?" Jiao Yue replied first, "My brother and Wu Yan both said that they went to another world, what is it called crossing!" ”

This made everyone suspicious, and they didn't know what they were crossing. Whether it is long or square, round or flat, large or small, high or low, I don't understand it, and the book of heaven is general.

"Actually, it's nothing?" Liu San changed to see everyone's suspicious expressions, "It's just to go to other worlds to have a look." ”

My aunt reacted: "Understood, just like the dancing god, in the face of a terminally ill person, please come to the person who dances the god." Go to the underworld, ask the king of Hades if he deserves to die, when he will die, if the king of Hades is not there, peek at his book of life and death, and make the news transparent. ”

"Almost!" Liu Sanbian knew that he couldn't explain clearly, so he had to answer as such.

"I don't dare to go, the Yama Hall is so terrifying!" Yuan Yue said. Nervously hiding behind Brother Wugong.

"Afraid of what?" Brother Wugong deliberately leaned his shoulders towards Jiaoyue, "With Brother Ben with you, what is there to be afraid of!" ”

"Brother Liu, you cross. Have you seen yesterday's harrowing scene? The leader asked.

Liu Sanbian shook his head and said, "I don't know, what kind of scene?" ”

Old Brother Dao, there are five beggars who have asked for the leftovers we ate at the Brother Yan Restaurant, including peanuts. There's ribs, there's chicken thighs, there's rice and things like that.

These people were overjoyed. They thanked and thanked, wrapped them in lotus leaves, and each picked up five paper bills, and they sat down on the side of the street and played with business.

"Good thing!" Liu San changed, "This is a clear proof that paper money is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and the great achievement of leading the elder brother is very good, and it is worth celebrating!" ”

"Celebrate yourself!" The old brother hit the nail on the head, "Let's plan a monument for yourself wisely!" ”

"Ah, you don't have to say it so badly!" Brother Wugong said unevenly, "Brother Liu is also a kind word!" ”

The leading elder brother said angrily: "I hate these five beggars so much that my palms are itching, and I can't wait to step forward and give each of them two mouths, and make them cry and call their mother!" ”

"Ho yes?" Liu San changed very strangely, "Why is the always steady leader brother so angry? ”

"It's really unbearable!" "They agreed that half a tael of paper money could buy ten peanuts, one piece of pork ribs, one piece of chopped chicken thighs and half a bowl of rice." But who knows, a beggar divides a peanut into two petals, each petal is divided into two parts, and each part is divided into two parts, and then he sends it to his mouth little by little. ”

"Just eat for nothing, and don't give money." The leading elder brother looked at the smiling people present, and said angrily, "You say that you are angry or not, what a bastard!" ”

"Don't worry, don't worry, isn't this a good thing?" Liu Sanchang's words caused the surprise of the people present, so that the leading brother felt and how to step down, but Liu Sanchang further said, "This is the real sense of transaction." ”

"What nonsense?" The leading elder brother retorted, "This is racking your brains to take advantage of it, crossing over, stupid!" ”

Liu Sanbian said, when I crossed over to the Fuzhou market, I saw such a thing: there was a grain store, the business was very big, one day, a white and energetic old man came, carrying a pigeon basket to buy mung beans to feed the pigeons.

The guy asked him how much he bought, and he compared a finger, and the guy asked, "A pound is it?" ”

The old man shook his head, still holding up a finger.

"Ten pounds?" The guy kindly said, "Old man, can you carry it?" ”

"A green bean, let it be in the bag." The old man's voice was not as good as his.

The man treats people well, he saw two mung beans on the ground, picked them up, and handed them to the old man: "Old man, feed it, it's free!" This pigeon is very cute, and it has a pigeon whistle, and it must have a nice sound. ”

The old man took out a dollar: "Here, don't eat it!" ”

"There it is!" The guy was dumbfounded, so he had to call the boss, and the boss had an idea and clapped his hands, "I have also raised pigeons for more than ten years, and my grain shop was given by pigeons, so I should repay it." ”

The boss walked out with the guy, and did not talk about business, but was very interested in teasing the pigeon, and the pigeon was also very cooperative, and the old man stroked his beard and smiled and asked, "You are also an expert?" ”

"Raise it for a few years and understand its temperament." The boss pointed to the pigeon cage and begged, "This pigeon looks very good, can I take a closer look?" ”

The old man nodded in agreement, the boss took the pigeon cage, opened the door, gently held the pigeon's body, carefully inspected the flesh particles on the pigeon's eye circles, and constantly nodded and praised: "Good eyes, no matter how far you fly, you can't lose it!" ”

"Of course, I've won a lot of awards!" The old man said proudly, "Crossing oceans and lakes, crossing mountains and mountains, international and domestic, all of them are no problem." ”

The boss was also very excited and kissed the pigeon: "Come, treat you, it's amazing, hero!" The boss took a golden one from the mung bean and fed it to the pigeon, then put it in the pigeon cage, closed the cage door, and handed it to the old man.

The old man took the initiative to reach out to the boss, and the two of them clasped hands tightly.

"That's right!" The old brother said, "Doing business is about emotion. But those beggars didn't understand this, and when a beggar saw his partner Lai eating peanuts, he grabbed a piece of paper money from the beggar who was paying his debts, and divided it according to the method of the partner who paid the debt, and pinched the shredded paper with his fingernails, and asked sharply, 'Do you still divide it?' ’”

This description caused everyone to laugh.

"Yes, it should be angry!" Liu San changed his way, "In that era, paper money was popular, and there were large and small denominations, which was convenient for trading. But paper money is protected by law, and if it is so bad as a beggar, it should at least be condemned, and if the amount is large, it will be imprisoned! ”

"Various denominations?" The old lady asked, "One money, two money, three money, one or two, two two, three two, one catty, two catties, two catties, ......."

"No, no!" Liu Sanbian said teasingly, "The size of the face value, as long as it suits the needs of the transaction, it is best to reflect it in the smallest face value." ”

"Buy a mung bean, and there are two silver to pay?" The leading brother asked with special interest.

"Theoretically, it should be!" Liu Sanbian replied, "However, some commodities are measured in catties!" (To be continued......)