That night, Daddy Liu bought wine and food and had a good meal with his baby son, and then listened to his son talk about what happened yesterday.

Liu Wenyang was born to tell stories, talking about how he got lost, wandered around in the mountains, surrounded by tigers and leopards, but met the little huntmaid. Scared, my father couldn't help but call, "Bodhisattva bless, my son is blessed with a great life!" ”

Talking about himself and Bing'er meeting jackals and catching the little wolf cubs, the father looked shocked, surprised, and incredulous.

Of course, in this story, Liu Daguan hid the mess of his peeing crotch, omitted Miss Bing'er's archery like a god, and highlighted his wisdom and bravery...... How did he not change his face, defeated the jackals, and used clever tricks to destroy this pair of ferocious beasts, and then went deep into the wolf's den to capture the wolf cubs...... In short, at that moment, Liu Daguan directly transformed into a hero who killed a tiger and killed a bear......

Later, when it came to the place where she and Bing'er returned to her place, Liu Wenyang used the technique of a talented and beautiful woman to specifically depict Bing'er's admiration for her talent. How did Bing'er take the initiative to throw herself into her arms, but she was pushed away by herself as a man and a woman, and how did she personally deliver food, "gift" cotton pants, and send Qiubo's eyebrows to convey affection, how was she determined and unmessed...... In Liu Wenyang's words, "Without the permission of my father at home, I will never accept any beauty!" ”

Dad was moved, look at how promising his son is, if he is himself, he probably can't help but chop first and then play, raw rice is cooked and ripe, or that kind of ripe!

The two of them were drinking and talking here, and their emotions were hot. Suddenly, I heard the happy "whoop" cry of the fat woman from the third uncle's house behind the house.

The father was red-faced and sighed to his son, "It's good to have a woman to warm your feet!" "I seem to be very envious of the third uncle's feat in bed.

Liu Wenyang said: "Why don't you find one too?" ”

"What do you mean by that?" Liu Da said with a straight face, "If you don't get married, I will never renew the string!" ”

Liu Wenyang was moved, "Dad, you can't work hard for me......"

Daddy Liuda patted his son's shoulder very deeply and said, "Son, you don't have to say anything, your father and I have lived for you for half my life." Unless you start a family, I will never think about it! ”

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Just as the two were talking, the third uncle Liu Neng knocked on the door and came in, looked at the two of them with his hands, and said with a stammer: "It's better to come early than to come by chance...... You, you, are drinking? ”

"Come here, third, let's have a few drinks together!" Lyuda greeted.

"Then I'll be welcome!" Ryu Neng found a place to sit down.

"Third child, why did you come here to hang out, your mother-in-law, I heard her waw just now--- you are quite fast!" Lyuda laughed.

"You, you, where do you want to go...... We didn't, we didn't toss in bed! I was just there, pumping her! Liu Neng wiped his nose with his hands.

"You pumped her? Why? Liu Da was surprised, you must know that the third Liu Neng has always been afraid of guilt, he is a well-known wife who is strict, the fat woman coughed, his legs trembled, like a mouse seeing a cat, and now he dared to beat the fat woman in turn, this is not a miracle.

"What else? It's not because she's supposed to fight! Liu Neng picked up a chicken leg and took a bite, his mouth full of greasy.

It turned out that yesterday, the fat woman saw that something had happened to Liu Da's family, and her nephew did not come back for most of the day, the old man Liu Da squatted at the door and waited, I heard that the kid was separated from the big team on the mountain, a weak scholar who had no power to tie the chicken, got lost in the deep mountains and old forests, and did not feed the jackals, tigers and leopards early.

So the fat woman was cute, nagging in front of the third uncle Liu Neng, saying that she had seen that kid was short-lived, even if she didn't fall into the river last time to feed Wang Ba, this time she also fed the jackal, and said that their old Liu family has been unlucky all their lives, don't want to turn over again......

That Liu Neng is an honest man, but no matter how honest an honest person is, he also has a clay temperament, listening to the fat woman spitting and cursing her nephew, and arranging their old Liu family to pour eight lifetimes of mold, suddenly a wave of anger gathered in his heart, picked up Wang Ba and gave the fat woman a fat beating. So, here the father Liu Da and Liu Wenyang heard the sound of screaming from next door, and thought that the third uncle was tossing on the bed.

After listening to the third uncle Liu Neng's story, Dad sighed and said, "Brother, I'm sorry, I always let you worry about our affairs!" You should have lived a good life with your wife, but because we had a discord between husband and wife......"

"Big brother, you, I don't like to hear you say this...... As the saying goes, brothers are like siblings, and women are like clothes! As far as my mouth is concerned, it is a big, big padded jacket at best; It's not a mink coat! Should be beaten or still beaten! After speaking, Liu Neng picked up the wine glass and took a sip of wine very manly.

"Having said that, I still don't want to go!" Daddy Liuda picked up the wine jug and poured it for the third child, "Come, don't say anything else, let's go with the two brothers!" ”

The two clinked glasses and drank them all.

Liu Wenyang next to him looked at the posture of the two, and his heart was miserable, but the brothers wanted to reminisce about the past, and hugged each other to go to the river to "catch loaches"......

Sure enough, as soon as the two brothers met like this, the wine fell faster and faster, and after a while, both of them were a little drunk.

Liu Wenyang served his father to sleep as usual, and sent his third uncle Liu Neng out. Go back to the house and clean up the mess.

This Liu Wenyang was busy, and Liu Neng swayed into his house in the dark.

I didn't hear the fat woman snoring, and Liu Neng guessed that she might still be angry with herself. So he took the flint, and the wind blew it, and he lit the flames, and lit the lamps.

The oil lamp flickered on the flames, slowly getting bigger, the room lit up, Liu Neng took the opportunity to look at the bed, startled, but saw the fat woman lying on the bed with her back ~ strips, like a ~ spring sow is looking at herself.

"What are you doing? Why don't you wear clothes? Liu Neng asked.

"You've been drinking?" The fat lady answered the question.

"Drank a little bit." Liu Neng was dizzy and didn't understand which one her mother-in-law was singing.

"Drunk with your brother?"

"What, aren't you happy? Believe it or not, I'm going to beat you? Liu Neng said with a glass of wine.

"Come on!" The fat woman didn't pay any attention to Liu Neng's anger at all.

"What for?"

"Errands!"

"What's the matter?"

"You damn ghost! Of course, it's a bed thing! The fat woman wriggled her big ass and said.

Liu Neng: "......?!! ”

It turned out that since the last time Liu Neng drank alcohol, he had been strong on the fat woman for a while, and he tossed the fat woman to death in bed. This mother-in-law tasted the sweetness and knew that her combat effectiveness would be doubled after drinking yellow soup, so she sold the wine and let her man drink it. But Liu Neng is the kind of person who has nothing to do and never touches wine, even if you put a big bowl of wine in front of him, he will not move at all. For this reason, the fat woman racked her brains, but there was no way.

I never thought that after Liu Neng beat himself up tonight, he actually went to his brother's house to pour a belly of yellow soup and came back, and the fat woman said in her heart, she couldn't miss the opportunity and didn't come again, so she immediately stripped naked and lay on the bed waiting for her man.

At this moment, seeing that her mother-in-law was about to eat herself, Liu Neng's wine was frightened awake, "Ahem, me, me, I, I suddenly remembered that something fell at my brother's house...... and I turned around and was about to escape.

The fat woman grabbed him, and then regardless of his resistance, she pressed him on the bed forcefully, "Dead ghost, I'll go after I finish my business!" The sow pouted and came over.

Liu Neng closed his eyes, stretched his legs, and accepted his fate!

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(In tears, begging for collection and pushing!) ）

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