Chapter 34: Calculation

But not every rogue uses a rogue trick.

What's more, for a newcomer like Hua Hate Liu, who is a hooligan for the first time, there are some things he still can't do in a hooligan way.

For example, if you climb this person-high platform, if the hooligan is worried, he will jump on it so much, hook the edge of the platform with both hands, and rub it up little by little, or call a group of hooligans, and stack an arhat can also send people up - but Hua Hates Liu Yi is unwilling to make this ugly, everyone pouted their butts and squirmed up like a worm He felt indecent, and second, he really didn't have the manpower to stack Arhats for himself.

In the same way, not wanting to do it doesn't mean he can't do it. I saw him standing in front of the stage and thinking carefully, snapping his fingers and shouting: "Flower language is late!" ”

Yes, although Hua Yu is not in the crowd that comes, he has been within twenty meters of Hua Hate Liu's body, always guarding against this "young master" dying in Xizhou. At this moment, I heard that I was summoned, and I had to show up.

"What do you command?" Due to the embarrassment, Hua Yu appeared late and went straight to Hua Hate Liu, respectfully asking for instructions.

"I think this platform is too high, it will be uncomfortable for everyone to look up later, you can cut half the height, so that the people can see things on the stage more clearly!" Hua hated Liu couldn't wait to shout the loudest voice, and said this righteously: I don't admit to killing me, I don't admit that I cut the platform because I can't go up, and I say that for the sake of the onlookers, I can still leave a good impression, killing two birds with one stone.

Seeing that Hua Yu hesitated for a moment and wanted to refuse, Hua Hate Liu hurriedly whispered: "I heard that Song Changgong is going back the day after tomorrow, I will grant you a day off." ”

Hua Yuchi's eyes lit up, and he said in a low voice: "Three days!" ”

"No, three days is too long!" Hua hated Liu Xin and said: If Wu Hui challenged before, I wish you didn't come back after you left, I am afraid that after today, I will completely offend the people of his family, and there must be someone to protect me. Gritted his teeth and said, "Two days, it's okay, if it doesn't work, I'll go find someone else!" ”

"It's a deal!" Hua Yuchi also knew that two days off was enough for him to go back and take a look, send a send, and after agreeing to it at the moment, he lifted the sword, drew the sword, swung the sword, and collected the sword, and the four actions were done in one go, leaving a sentence of "blow a breath to the stage to try" and went on vacation.

Finished? Hua hated Liu and was shocked: You won't lie to me to make a fool of yourself, right? Isn't it a shame to blow out that there is no change in anything?

He didn't see anything, but Yang Wu and Yuan Jibei were shocked, Yuan Jibei and the others were shocked that they didn't expect that this "maid" beside Hua Hate Liu would have such superb swordsmanship, and they couldn't help but reassess whether Wu Hui's approach was appropriate; And Yang Wu was shocked because he knew best what level Hua Yu was late, but he didn't expect that in just over half a month, his realm had improved rapidly, and he had a momentum higher than Wu Hui's first line - could it be that the little hairy kid did it again?

Yang Wu was shocked in his heart, and glanced at Tian Tian out of the corner of his eye, but saw that the head of the house was shrinking in his daughter's arms, his face full of grievances, and he didn't say a word.

That's it, I'll ask myself when Huayu comes back late! Thinking about it in his heart, Yang Wu remained silent, and shifted his mind back to Hua Hate Liu's side.

At this time, Hua Hate Liu has decided to try it according to Hua Yu's late words, anyway, even if there is no change, there is always a way to cover it up.

He walked more than a foot away from the platform and blew it with feigned confidence.

There was no reaction from the table!

Hua hated Liu was shocked, and while secretly scolding two sentences of flowers and grass in his heart, he was busy waving his hand and shaking in front of his nose, covering up: "What ...... something?"

"Bang!" There was still half of the nearest Hua Hate Liu dialect, but he was shocked by the deafening sound that suddenly remembered - not to mention that he was alone, except for a few people who knew what was going on, most of the ordinary people had never seen this scene: the platform that was more than one person high was cut in half by the waist and smashed directly into the air from a place half a person high.

And that's not even the most surprising thing - "Look under that table!" I don't know who shouted, and everyone's eyes turned to the bottom of the platform with this shout.

"Look, it's nothing!" Some people don't know the mystery, and they don't see anything when they widen their eyes carefully.

"Stupid! Wood, where did the wood go! The man beside him tugged at the man, as if he was afraid of being embarrassed to be with him, and took two steps back before shouting.

Yes, where did the wood go? You know, the original platform was built with good spruce logs, and now it is cut from the middle, so where did the original lower part of the wood go? What's more, there are not only four corners of the platform to support the legs, in order to prevent the two people on the stage from fighting too fiercely, the platform can't stand the force, and the middle part is specially reinforced with nearly 20 logs, why are they all gone now?

Again, there is no shortage of sensible people in this world, not as good as those who know the reason, and some people exclaim: "Powder, there is wood powder under the table!" ”

As soon as the "powder" comes out, no matter how stupid people are, they know what's going on, and it's clear that someone has used external force to destroy the extra logs into powder.

"What a terrifying sword qi!" At this time, even Yang Jian, who was disdainful of Hua Hateliu's several show-like actions, couldn't help but gasp back: "If I want to make this move, I'm afraid it will be a lot harder, but that person can do it easily, and it seems that he hasn't done it before." ”

"Miss is modest!" Niu Wangqiu didn't see this scene in his eyes, "In terms of strength, that person is still one level behind the young lady, even if he is better than Wu Hui, it is almost only a level higher than the level of one line......"

"Why?" Yang Jian didn't understand that if his strength was better than others, how could he have the illusion that he was inferior to others.

"It's just a trick." Niu Wangqiu's words, Yang Wu, who heard his words, was also relieved: Yes, that flower language is late, otherwise it is impossible to improve so fast!

"Miss may have smelled something more than this world at this moment?" Niu Wangqiu stroked a few sparse locks of goatee on his chin with a little pride, and asked, "You can also smell it, and when you smell it, you will naturally know what it is used." ”

"It seems to have some loose smell of jade...... Not quite. Yang Jian was the first to smell this smell - women's sense of smell is often much sharper than that of men who are also humans, and Yang Jian immediately realized it after Niu Wangqiu's reminder.

"Yes, it should be something that loosely fuses jade with other medicines." Niu Wangqiu nodded appreciatively, seeing that there were still people in the crowd who were puzzled, and explained: "This jade is loose and originally used by jade craftsmen to polish jade, just apply the powder to the jade, and the jade will be soft as mud in less than a few breaths, which is convenient for craftsmen to set and knife." The one who used it was this kind of thing that was improved, and the medicinal properties were far greater than that of ordinary jade. As he spoke, he turned to Yang Wudao: "The city lord has taught well, Miss Bingxue is smart, and Niu is really admired!" ”

If someone else comes to shoot this sycophant, I'm afraid it will only be in exchange for Yang Wu's cold snort and Miss Yang's white eyes, but Niu Wangqiu has the qualifications to pat the sycophant, and has the ability to make these two people happy.

"Brother Niu said he laughed!" When Yang Wu opened his mouth, he actually called him "big brother", which shows the depth of trust and closeness to Niu Wangqiu.

"No jokes!" Niu Wangqiu put away a joke and insisted. "Having said that, I didn't expect this Mr. Hua to have such a great ability to keep such a master! It seems that it is indeed a gentleman who knows talents! "The first half of the sentence is for Yang Wu: You ordered Huayu to stay by his side for a long time, and he really kept people, isn't this all the reason for your threat at work? The second half of the sentence is another sycophant, but the shooting is not afraid: Mr. is far-sighted, and knowing people is not ordinary!

Tian is not afraid of nature, and he knows that he is praising himself, but in front of Yang Jian, he definitely doesn't dare to say half a good word about this person's "gossip boyfriend" Hua Hates Liu, but he nodded imperceptibly and thanked him.

"Mister Skill!" But I don't know which anonymous person shouted and "pounced" to his knees, causing hundreds of people to kneel down in unison, and shouted: Mr. Divine Skill! Mister Magic!

In the eyes of the people, things went like this: Hua hated Liu first said that half of the height of the platform should be cut off for viewing convenience; Then he called a person to help, but he didn't know why this person was unwilling, and even wanted to draw his sword and threaten Hua Hate Willow; Then the man left the flower and hated the willow and left first; Hua hated Liu had no choice but to come by himself, only to see him blow a breath, and then wave his hand and talk and laugh The roots of the logs were all powdered - this is not a magic skill, what is it?

The favor is lost! Hua hated Liu thought in her heart, should she wait for Hua Yu to come back late and give him a few more days off to make up for it? But when he saw Wu Hui's eyes that were about to erupt with hatred, he immediately decided: No, you can't give Huayu a late vacation in the future, what if one day people are not in him, they will be cut? No one can say which day it is, so the safest way is, of course, to let Hua Yuchi follow every day - Hua Yuchi would never have thought that he gave away this day's favor on a whim, and Hua Hate Liu was not only not grateful, but even erased his own holiday! Knowing this, he preferred to use a saw to cut off the logs under the platform one by one.

"Is it enough to be in the limelight?" Hua hated Liu was secretly intoxicated, but Wu Hui walked up to him and said coldly.

After speaking, he didn't wait for Hua Hate Liu to answer, and went straight to the spot, and gently fell in the middle of the stage.

"Jealous." Hua hated Liu said secretly, motioned to She Qing to follow, and went on the stage with both hands.

"Let's get started!" Hua Hate Liu stood in the corner more than a zhang away from Wu Hui and said to She Qing.

She Qing was apprehensive in her heart: Is it okay to say this? You are standing so far away, let me stand in the front position, is it because you are worried that Wu Hui will be angry later, let me block it with my bare hands first?

"The city lord, Mr. Big, the generals, all the people," now he has to bite the bullet, he naturally won't call Tian Bu Bu "Little Ancestor" in front of everyone, and the little ancestor is still being hugged to death at this time, and his face is somewhat dull when he says it, so he has to change the name of Hua Hate Liu as "Mr.", and the Mr. of Mr. as "Mr. Big".

"I believe you all already know the reason for today's events, so I won't say much here, let's go straight to the main topic......"

"She Qing, what are you talking about, it wasn't like this before, just shout 'start' and then hide to the side to watch these two fight!"

Although She Qing tried to reduce it, there were still people who were dissatisfied, and his words were ridiculous but without malice, which made the people around him laugh.

She Qing knew that the soldiers were so straightforward, and he was not angry, and said with a smile: "I would like to do the same, but the city lord said that you can't kill each other, so in order to avoid unnecessary fighting, we have to set this rule first." ”

"Then hurry up, when do you say start, when do we start cheering." After speaking, it attracted everyone's joy.

"Okay, I'll just say it. The rules are very simple, the winner of the three rounds is determined, because it is a friendly exchange with the same door, so you can't be resentful, let alone vent your anger on the other party; Finally, if one side takes the initiative to admit defeat, the other side should immediately stop hurting, and if it doesn't stop, even if it wins, it will still be considered defeated. Did you hear that? She Qing finished the words from the mouth of Hua Hate Liu in one breath, and turned his head to consult the two people beside him.

Hua Hate Liu readily agreed: She Qing has a good memory, so go back and reward it.

Wu Hui hesitated for a while: When will the three games be changed to determine the winner? Isn't he afraid that he will be embarrassed? Or are you confident that you'll be able to escape from under your fast sword in the first game? Anyway, just torture you slowly in these three scenes!

Although it was hesitation, it was just a flash of thought, and after weighing the pros and cons, Wu Hui felt that it was not bad for him, but more beneficial, so he also nodded to understand.

She Qing breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that if this first step was successful, the next few steps would be easy to say: "Take the life and death papers!" With a loud shout, two servant-like men brought forward the two tables that had been propped up on the stage.

"Didn't you say that the point would stop and there should be no casualties? Why did you sign the life and death paperwork again? The people in the audience couldn't understand what was going on on this stage, but they were puzzled, and it made sense to see the blood to be more exciting, so they held back and didn't ask and just waited to take a closer look.

Wu Hui was overjoyed in his heart: he originally thought that Yang Wu had only said a few words. I can't use this prepared life and death document, I didn't expect She Qing to be stupid or nervous, and he actually lifted it up again, I really can't ask for it!

"Scene 1: Bivin; Topic: Write a Tibetan poem with the first word of the four sentences of 'Life and Death Document', Time: Half a Pillar of Incense, Start! ”

Before She Qing's words were finished, Wu Hui felt that he had been poured a basin of cold water from top to bottom: he was calculated!

And after hearing this, the reaction of a few other people was also interesting, and Yang Wu laughed softly when he heard it: "This kid! Niu Wangqiu stroked the sparse beard on his chin again and nodded slightly; Tian was not afraid of his eyes lit up, and turned his head to arch vigorously into Yang Jian's arms; Yang Jian didn't seem to be aware of it, and let himself put on a stunned look; Yuan Jibei's brows furrowed, and Zhu Jinggui sighed in a low voice...... However, the expressions of these people were not as eye-catching as those of Hua Hate Liu: they were arrogant, the muscles on their faces became distorted and hideous because of excitement, and the eyes were even more terrifying, it was clear that the usually well-behaved and pitiful kitten turned into a man-eating tiger, staring at Wu Hui:

"Aren't you a cow ×? Did you point out where to write in the challenge book? Self-infinite, ridiculous, stupid! What a idiot! ”