Chapter 27: The Joke

Most people have encountered such a strange phenomenon: if they have been longing for a long time about something or a person day and night, when they are about to see or get it, they become less eager; And as the time to see or get closer and closer, sometimes there will be a little resistance in my heart, hoping that time will go a little slower, a little slower.

This is the mood of Hua Hate Liu at this time. From the initial joy when he learned that Yang had returned, to the excitement that he would arrive at noon, his emotions were always excited. However, when he really calmed down, he sadly discovered a fact - no matter how eager he wanted to see Yang Jian, for the other party, it was the expectation of a stranger, and the other party didn't even feel like being waited and watched.

In this case, if it is really a mouthful, what will happen in the future?

From a stranger, he crossed over all kinds of other family feuds and old hatreds, and directly turned the other party who only had one side of the relationship into his own enemy.

Moreover, this enemy's father has swordsmanship that is not inferior to Huangfu'er, has a prominent status and a whole Xizhou as a backing, has an older sister or sister - Yang Wu's daughter anyway - can manage the sky obediently, and has a group of loyal supporters like She Qing and Yang Jun......

All in all, if you offend Yang Jian, Hua Hates Liu's trip to Xizhou may come to an end.

Thinking of the Miss Yang family who was not afraid to talk about it, Hua Hate Liu suddenly remembered: Since I came to Xizhou, I haven't seen this Miss Yang! Could it be that she is as ugly as She Qing's wife Liu Yueying, so she has been locked up in a small dark room and not allowed to come out to see people? If it is explained in this way, it can also be understood why the love xù who is not afraid of heaven will always be so entangled.

In addition, Hua Hate Liu still remembered that when Yang Jun was saving himself and the sky under Song Jixu, he seemed to have said "uncle" or something...... Looking at it this way, Miss Yang's age shouldn't be too big.

Thinking of this, Hua Hate Liu couldn't help but feel soft in her heart: Pity this little girl, I'm afraid I will be able to live the days of being locked up in a dark room in the future!

After thinking about it for a long time, I slowly remembered a few things that I had forgotten, and there were some things that I couldn't figure out, and I tried my best to make it smooth and reasonable. There are still many things that Hua Hate Liu wants to do, but there is no time for it now, because there are already bursts of hurried footsteps in the front yard - sure enough, before the time of ten breaths has arrived, Hua Yuchi shouted outside: "Childe, the person has arrived." ”

When it comes to flower language, Hua Hate Liu Tong Guò finally adapted to his style for more than half a month, of course, this is also the result of mutual compromise between the two sides, such as Hua Hate Liu is not allowed to call himself a "slave", not allowed to protect himself to the outside world, not allowed to go out without makeup, etc., the general principle is not to pretend to be a woman in front of yourself, and not to be a man in front of everyone.

Huayu also cooperated lately, but also made a request: he hoped to quietly meet Song Changgong every month.

For such a request, Hua Hate Liu felt that after refusing, it would be easy for Hua Yu to transfer the target and harm the sky, and even if he met, he would not be involved in any military secrets, and naturally it would be impossible to reveal any intelligence information - even if it was unintentionally revealed, I was afraid that Hua Yu would have the courage to leak it, but Song Changgong might not have the courage to believe it.

It is precisely because of such a private agreement between the two parties that they have been able to get along peacefully in recent days.

Now that Hua Yu belatedly informed himself that Yang Jian's men and horses were back, Hua Hate Liu did not immediately pack up and go to the gate to greet him - he and Yang Jian are not related, there is no reason to flatter, and besides, whether they are friends or enemies, they should always observe carefully.

On top of that, he was caught in a tangled question a moment before he went out: did he hold the soles of his shoes?

In the end, when the firecrackers that Yang Jian entered the house were about to finish, Hua Hate Liu went out empty-handed and went directly to the front hall.

At this time, the city lord's mansion, which was already small, suddenly became crowded because of the influx of people. Although the front hall and backyard are only separated by a wall, and the distance along the winding stone road is only a dozen meters, Hua Hate Liu is still dodging the maids running back and forth, while slowly squeezing forward through the crowd.

At this time, why didn't Yang Wu pursue the crime of "trespassing on the City Lord's Mansion"?

Thinking of this, Hua Hate Liu suddenly felt sad for Yang Jun, who had set out to pick up Tian Gong, and remembered that he had become a little sluggish because he hadn't drunk for a long time, and his sympathy was even more growing and spreading.

"What? Just fined for a month? No way! When Yang Jun comes back, you will sue him, and he will be banned from alcohol for three months, and he will not lose a single day - just say that I said it! This voice was spoken by a woman as soon as she heard it, but Hua Hate Liu had never heard such a pleasant voice, with a hint of girl's naughtiness in it, and a little sternness in the barbarism was irresistible.

Sure enough, as soon as the words fell, there was a burst of laughter around them, and then Yang Wuying said: "Okay, it's for my father's punishment to be light, so I will do as you say." ”

For a father? Could it be that the so-called Miss Yang is the one who said this?

Hua Hate Liu was puzzled: it turned out that he was not locked in a small black room and not allowed to come out to see people, but also went out together...... It's strange, I only heard She Qing say that Yang Jian went out of the city, but I didn't hear that Miss Yang also went out of the city with her-this She Qing, the intelligence work is really bad!

Thinking of this, Hua Hate Liu decided to go back and teach She Qing the application of "virtual reality" in the art of war.

Thinking like this in his heart, it did not delay him from continuing to squeeze forward bravely, but he didn't do anything when he squeezed others like this: there is always a saying that things come first and come later, you are a latecomer, I don't care who you are, how can you run in front of me?

The further I squeezed, the more and more people began to be dissatisfied, and finally someone shouted directly outside the hall.

The disturbance outside the hall also brought to a halt the conversation that still wanted to continue in the hall.

"What's the noise?" Yang Wu asked in a deep voice.

"Someone cut the line! I still want to squeeze forward desperately! ”

"I'm afraid that another kid who doesn't measure himself has admired our eldest lady for a long time, and desperately wants to come to the front to see the beauty!"

"Miss really has to think about it, everyone has to see you if they lose their face, full of sincerity!"

Most of the onlookers were some soldiers, judging from the tone, they were also very familiar with the eldest lady of the Yang family, and there was no cover when they spoke, the more they talked, the more straightforward they became, and the more they said that the people around them laughed unscrupulously.

Hua Hateliu's face became more and more embarrassed, and he could clearly feel the blood vessels on his cheeks beating, and his cheeks became hot.

"Stinky Monkey, Ding Manzi, Xu Xiaopu, you three have itchy skin again, aren't you? Go back and get a one-month gambling ban! It was the comfortable voice again, the same style and tone as when Yang Jun was said just now.

"Isn't it, miss? We're not lying, you see this kid blushing like a stinky monkey's ass, he must have been told the center of the matter! The guy named Xu Xiaopu, who didn't give up, pushed Hua Hate Liu hard, pushed him into the hall, and said, "Come, brother, show everyone if you are blushing like a stinky monkey's ass!" ”

There was another burst of laughter, and no matter how cheeky Liu Rao was, he couldn't pretend that nothing happened. However, he did not feel any shame in the slightest, because at the moment when he was pushed into the hall, he caught a glimpse of Tian Bu with a pitiful appearance—his expression full of grievance and unwillingness was in stark contrast to the festive atmosphere created by the red and green on his body from top to bottom at this time.

"Gentlemen are inferior, and there's nothing to be ashamed of being a student yourself......" Hua hated Liu An's destiny.

"Your fucking Xu puppy is really learning to bite people with his mouth open! And don't look at who you're talking about? "It was none other than Hua Hate Liu's chief disciple, She Qing, who had just started for less than a month.

At this time, She Qing was also in the hall, at first he felt bad when he saw that he was not afraid of resigning himself to his own lady's red and green clothes, and now his husband is being ridiculed again, so what's the point? Isn't it because I'm too good to be bullied? If you enter such a division, won't you be looked down on and die?

Thinking of this, he scolded Xu Xiaogou, who was also his old friend in the army, and said: "This is my teacher She Qing, Mr. Chou's chief disciple, Mr. Hua!" Be careful what you say! ”

She Qing really still has some influence in the army, and as soon as he said this, he immediately became much quieter.

"It turned out to be Senior Brother Hua, hurry up!" Yang Wu also felt that it was inappropriate not to speak at this time, so he hurriedly pretended to recognize him just now, and beckoned Hua Hate Liu to sit down. "Just let the subordinates bring you in, what are you squeezing with those rough people!" As he spoke, he didn't forget to glare at the crowd who had just started to coax.

"Senior brother, forgive me! I didn't finish some things in my hand just now, and I rushed over when I was done, but I didn't know it would be so lively......" Hua Hate Liu lowered her head and said softly.

"It doesn't matter! Every time Jian'er comes back, I'll be like this, you're new, I don't know, of course there's nothing wrong - there's no right or wrong at all, but Jane'er should go to the backyard to visit her junior brother. ”

Hua hated Liu listened to Yang Wu's words, and secretly called himself stupid: Yes, I am the same generation as Yang Wu, so Yang Jian should at least call me uncle, how can there be an elder who takes the initiative to visit the junior? It's no wonder that the sky is not afraid, didn't you still say that you had a good time with Yang Jian at that time? Why take the initiative to come out and touch Miss Yang's moldy head!

It's not a lady to meet someone! Hua Hate Liu summed up in her heart.

"Where is the senior brother?" Hua hated Liu waited, and the heat on his face faded, and he responded: "As early as when I was in Yanzhou, I heard Mr. Yang Jian say that Yang Jian can be described as 'tiger father without dog son', and he is the leader of the younger generation in this world, and I have heard a lot of rumors, and I regret that I couldn't meet such a hero as soon as possible, and I am more and more fascinated, so I can't wait to see what it looks like......

"Aren't you afraid to say this seriously?" It was no one else who said this, but just listening from the voice, Hua Hate Liu would never hear it wrong-besides, the only one present who dared to call the sky and not afraid of his name was Miss Yang on the bright side, right?

"There will be no lies!" Although I wonder if I want to confirm it unwisely with a polite sentence that seems to go through the motions, but now that the words have been spoken, I can't change my words and admit it: I just said something to make fun of you, and I'm not afraid I haven't said it like this......

Unexpectedly, after saying this, even Yang Wu couldn't help laughing.

"Good!" Miss Yang snorted softly, "You raise your head to look at me." ”

Hearing this, no matter how sluggish Hua Hat Liu was, she knew that she must have said something wrong just now to anger this eldest lady, but she had no clue what she had touched, so she had to raise her head.

However, when he looked up, he was stunned.

Where is this Miss Yang? It's clearly the Qing girl who is gentle and considerate to herself, the Qing girl who drinks and composes poems with herself, and the Qing girl who was pregnant with her own child and was beaten to death by a cane!

Isn't she dead? She's here too? How could she still become the eldest lady of the Yang family?

"What do you see?" Although Miss Yang has a more straightforward personality, she is still a little annoyed by being stared at for such a long time by a person who has met for the first time: "Do you know me?" ”

"Know...... Naturally recognized. "The flower hates the willow and loses her mind, like a dream.

"You know me, but I don't know you!" Miss Yang spoke without any politeness, "Since you know me, you naturally know who I am?" ”

"Miss Yang, I know."

"Yes, that's what everyone in the family calls me." Miss Yang sneered, "But my father calls me Jian'er, and my full name is Yang Jian—I'll be Yang Jian!" ”

Boom -

The words did not fall, but when he heard the word "Jian'er", Hua Hatliu suddenly woke up, and when he heard "I will be called Yang Jian", he could no longer care about thinking about "Miss Qing", and even with this "boom", even the ability to think has been lost.

His head was heavy, and he felt that the sun was shining at noon, but suddenly disappeared and there was nowhere to go—what a fucking joke!