Chapter 538: Take off your pants and run away

Chapter 538 Take off your pants and run away

Zan Junmo's death is unknown, even Zi Yuan didn't expect Fang Yiai to keep this hand, and he didn't fight with him just now, otherwise he would suffer again, "Why do you have so many ghost ideas, and you still have a bow and crossbow now, why didn't you use it just now?" ”

"You are stupid, there are so many people, I just use a crossbow arrow, what do you do, of course you have to use it at a critical moment!" Fang Yiai can not be happy at all, solve Zan Junmo, you have to quickly find a way to leave, there is Zan Junmo, this internal annihilation, it is estimated that the monkey spirit will soon be able to touch here.

"It's really cunning!" Zi Yuan looked at the iron rod on the window and was worried, she is not a fool, Zan Junmo has already clearly said that she is Mo Junli's person, can the people of the monkey spirit not rush over. If the two of them don't hurry up and escape, it is estimated that they will be destroyed in a while, and there will be no scum left.

"Woman, where are you cheap?" Fang Yiai stretched out his hand cheaply, Zi Yuan couldn't hear the taste of Fang Yiai's words, and snorted coldly, "It's gone, it's been taken away a long time ago, besides, this girl brought a broken sword this time, and she can't cut this iron rod!" ”

"Hey, it turns out that you want to be really cheap, so you have to use it next time!" Fang Yiai touched his chin, and now others are unreliable, so he can only use tricks.

The purple duck tilted her head and stared at Fang Yiai for a while, why didn't this sound right? Just as he was about to ask, he saw Fang Yiai bend down and untie his trouser belt in three or two clicks, which was not enough, so he took off his pants casually.

The purple duck covered his eyes, and his little feet kicked on Fang Yuai's buttocks quickly, because the two trouser legs had not been taken off, General Fang's movement was restricted, and he hit the stone wall in front of him. The strength of the purple mandarin duck is not small, Fang Yiai hit his head down, his eyes were full of gold stars, and his ears were buzzing.

Pulling down his trouser leg, Fang Yiai turned around with a hideous face, "Zi Yuan, what do you want to do, do you believe that this son will xx you now?" ”

"What are you yelling at, this girl still wants to ask you, what are you doing when you take off your pants, don't think that this girl is easy to bully, I don't know who killed the deer!" The purple duck took a step back, straddled his left leg, clenched his fists, and radiated a vicious light in his eyes.

Fang Yiai was laughed angrily, looking at Zi Yuan's posture, it is estimated that he is regarded as the second ancestor who staged the last madness, "Put away your fists, this son is not interested in a cold woman like you, Lao Tzu is going to run for his life, who has the heart to kiss me and mine with you?" ”

Zi Yuan's eyebrows jumped, this guy is really talking nonsense with his eyes open, did he take off his pants and run away, not to mention that there is a woman in this room. stepped back, feeling safer, Zi Yuan scolded, "Fang Yiai, what nonsense are you talking about, you can run away by taking off your pants?" ”

"If you don't understand, just watch, don't interrupt with Lao Tzu!" Fang Yiai is not a good-tempered person, even if he is uneducated, he is still noisy, no wonder Wen Luo hates the purple mandarin duck so much, and dares to love this lady of the valley lord of Wanhua Valley.

"You are such a bastard" Zi Yuan wanted to scold, but she had never said anything unpleasant in her life, and she spit out the word bastard after holding it for a long time. Since what Fang Yiai said was the Tao, Zi Yuan stood in the corner and watched it for a long time, she wanted to see what tricks this guy could play.

After looking at it for a while, the purple duck couldn't stand it anymore, and covered his eyes tightly as soon as he raised his hands. Purple Mandarin was ashamed and angry, this guy actually peed in front of her, and also urinated on his pants, shameless, shameless. The small stone house was filled with the smell of urine, and even the widow frowned a little.

Looking at his masterpiece, Fang Yiai could only endure it, rolled his pants wet with urine, wrapped it around an iron rod, and then wrapped a small bow and crossbow around the leg of his pants. Fang Yiai's envoy screwed hard, more and more laborious, thinking that his general Fang's divine power was a little unbearable, so he finally twisted the two iron bars, the iron rod was broken, and the rest was easy to say, Fang Yiai stretched out his hand and pushed hard, and the small window was much wider. Fang Yiai gestured a little with his hand, and this small window was only more than an inch wide, as if the big body of someone in his room couldn't get out.

Zi Yuan didn't expect that the iron rod on the window really broke Fang Yiai, and at this time she didn't care about the smell of urine, so she pushed Fang Yiai and gestured at the window. Well, almost just right, after tying up the skirt belt, the purple mandarin duck held the two iron rods, jumped up as soon as he used force, put his legs on the outside, and slid out smoothly.

The purple mandarin duck went out, but Fang Yiai was depressed, at this time, Fang Yiai didn't care about what the purple mandarin said just now, put his face against the window, and smiled hard, "Woman, your light body kung fu, it's really good, can you trouble you to get the stone at the door away?" ”

"Huh? Fang Yiai, aren't you very capable? Zi Yuan clapped his little hands and raised his eyebrows noncommittally.

"Where, Fang Mou is just a master of stealing chickens and dogs, how can he compare with the Purple Mandarin Woman!"

"It's really shameless, Fang Yiai, it's not impossible to let this girl let you out, but you have to promise me one thing!"

"Say!" Fang Yiai couldn't laugh, this woman really turned her face and didn't recognize people, but this window was opened by someone in his room.

"From now on, you are not allowed to check the Valley of Ten Thousand Flowers!" Purple Mandarin's words are very simple, but it is really difficult for Fang Yiai, but thinking about his own life, Fang Yiai can't care so much. He raised his hand and bravely swore to God, "Okay, this house will swear to God, if you think about Wanhua Valley in the future, let my son have another man's surname!" ”

Zi Yuan nodded with satisfaction, she just felt that Fang Yiai's vow was a little weird. Fang Yi's love is hehehe, no matter how smart Ren Ziyuan is, he will not think that someone in his room will play tricks again, now that his son has not been, there are two people with other people's surnames, one surnamed Qin, and one surnamed Wen.

"Fang Yiai, since you are so cool, this girl does not take advantage of you, haven't you always wanted to know what bitter vegetables represent? Go to Dongpingling County to find the bitter vegetable temple! ”

"Bitter Herb Temple? What is the real place? "Fang Yiai feels that his head is a little big, Dongpingling County has been to several times, and I have never heard of a bitter vegetable temple there.

"It's up to you to find it yourself, that's all I can help you with!" After saying this, the purple duck turned around and walked outside.

"Purple Mandarin, why are you helping me?" It is very clear in Fang Yi's love that Zi Yuan can not tell him this.

"It's nothing, and from now on, we don't owe each other!" The purple mandarin voice, with a kind of arrogance in the quiet, soon disappeared from the sight of Fang Yuai.

A quarter of an hour later, Mazi led people to Swallow Mountain, and after being saved, Fang Yiai asked people to dispose of the corpse, and at the same time, the blood stains on the ground were also cleaned up. The reason why he did this is because Fang Yiai knows very well that now is not the time for a showdown with Li You, and the news of the deaths of Zan Junmo and Yan Hongliang has to be dragged out as much as possible.

Fortunately, the purple mandarin duck shouted Mazi, if it was Qin Hu, then the matter here would not be hidden.

Dongpingling County is located in the south of the Qi River. "The pearl is half open, half to the sea of fire. Qilu Duohaojie, Dongpingling comes up", thinking about the opening words on Zhang Ze'an's account, Fang Yiai couldn't help but recall this Dongpingling County, I always thought that Dongpingling referred to Qizhou, but now I found that this Dongpingling is not as simple as imagined, maybe, there is a huge mystery hidden here.

From Qinghe Zhang Ze'an to Fanyang Meng Qinghe, they all mentioned Qizhou Mansion, maybe the secret of Dongpingling has something to do with the money that doesn't know where to go. If your guess is correct, then Li You's abnormal behavior can be explained.

Where is the bitter herb temple? Fang Yiai wandered for a long time and there was no progress, and the county chronicles of Dongpingling and the anecdotal records were all read, but there was never any bitter vegetable temple. Could it be that Meng Qinghe heard it wrong, and Haichun also heard it wrong?

The wind of spring raised a piece of dust, standing on the road, Fang Yiai did not feel dirty, and the pockmarks were about to become real pockmarks.

"Major General, could it be a mistake, after asking so many people, no one knows where there is a bitter vegetable temple!" Mazi really has a feeling when he has nowhere to go, he can't figure it out, why did this good temple evaporate out of thin air.

"The swallows fly, the flowers laugh. Smell the rooster dance, wild dogs dance. Jumping copper coins, dolls are high. Send a new service, bitter vegetable temple! ”

A childish nursery rhyme came, but several people seemed to have heard some natural sound, especially Mazi, who patted his head and ran towards the place where the sound came from.

In the low courtyard wall, a small girl was sitting on the wooden horse, her two pigtails were shaking, and she raised her little hands while whispering, "The swallows fly, the flowers laugh." Smell the rooster dance, wild dogs dance. Jumping copper coins, dolls are high. Send a new service, bitter vegetable temple. ”

"Haha, I found it!" Fang Yiai was so happy, pushed open the door of the village and ran in, facing a few wolf-like men, the little girl was so frightened that the doll cried.

The baby tried hard to make a smile, and said very gently on the head of the wooden horse, "Little sister, don't cry, we are not bad people, you tell the big brother, who taught you this nursery rhyme?" ”

"Wow, wow, grandpa, come and save Sanyaer!" The girl cried even more, and at this time the family was also alarmed, and an old man walked out with a trembling cane. Looking at the few strong men in the courtyard, the old man also showed a trace of fear.

"How many, what is this?" The old man was a little unsure, he looked at the people in the courtyard vigilantly, and was ready to shout for help.

Fang Yiho still kept a little sanity, and after giving a salute to the old man, he said with a smile, "Uncle, don't be afraid, I just want to ask, the nursery rhyme that the girl said just now, and I don't know who made this nursery rhyme!" ”

"What's going on?" The old man was obviously relieved, and thought that he had met some strong man, and he dared to be an idle person who had nothing to do, "This son is polite, this nursery rhyme is taught by the old man to his little granddaughter, as for who did it, I don't know, because it was still what the old man heard when he was a child." ”

"Oh? Does the old man know where this bitter vegetable temple is? ”

"Bitter Herb Temple? The old man heard it right, this son, the bitter vegetable temple is long gone, what are you looking for? The old man laughed as if he had heard something funny.

Seeing the old man like this, Mazi couldn't stand it a little, thinking that their brothers blew the wind for a while, but finally found a place that didn't exist, "Old man, what are you laughing at, is it funny?" ”

Mazi's face was black, the old man was startled, and the little girl next to him stomped on Mazi's big feet, "Badass, badass, big bad!" ”

"Mazi, you go out and squat first!" Fang Yiai glared at Mazi, this product is a quick surname, and he is about to ask out, what is Brother Monkey.

Mazi rolled out in a sullen manner, and Fang Yiai had no choice but to complain to the old man, "Uncle, this person is very rude, don't be like him." I wonder if my husband can tell me about the bitter vegetable temple? ”

"Oh, of course!" After finding a place to sit down, the old man said slowly, "This bitter vegetable temple is still a matter of the previous dynasty, and later General Yang Lin crusaded against the rebels, and there was a big war in the land of Qizhou, and the bitter vegetable temple was destroyed." In fact, the original name of this bitter vegetable temple is called Niangniang Temple, and later because the temple is surrounded by bitter cauliflower, the local people gave it the name of the bitter vegetable temple. ”

Listening to the old man's words, Fang Yiai couldn't help but sigh, no wonder no one knew about the bitter vegetable temple, and it was gone in the year of the great cause of daring. It's a shame that I ran into an old man, otherwise who would have known about it. As for the county chronicle is not recorded, it is not surprising, at the end of the Sui Dynasty, Dongpingling County experienced a catastrophe, and the county chronicle was also destroyed. The current county chronicles have been reorganized by later generations, how can these young people know about the bitter vegetable temple. (To be continued.) )