Ask for a recommendation ticket, thank you, this is the motivation of the uncle's yard.

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The fat man hid on the roof, and cautiously came to the backyard of the whole cottage, no way, no way to go down in other places, there are bandits standing guard everywhere, he has no guns, two has no physical strength, it is impossible to play with the bandits head-on, and there are few bandits standing guard in the backyard, and finally found a courtyard where no bandits stand guard, he went down along the wall, only to find that this place is a kitchen.

In the kitchen, the men and handymen come and go frequently, and they didn't find the fat man sneaking over, they are preparing the dishes for the banquet, and they are going to entertain the guests today, and they have already prepared one dish after another, and they are lined up on the long table, and the fragrance wafts out.

The fragrance last night was really domineering, it was already noon at the moment, the fat man didn't eat anything in the morning, and the fat was already consumed quickly, not to mention how uncomfortable he was at the moment.

"Starve your fat man!" The fat man peeked out of the kitchen window, he was so hungry that he could feel his stomach digesting it, and if he continued like this, let alone escape, he would faint from hunger.

Fortunately, after a while, he heard the conversation between the guys and almost cried with joy.

"Uncle Biao, our cottage is almost out of the pot, and there are so many dishes that are grand enough, who are you entertaining?" A gang of men said.

"Don't inquire a few handfuls, remember it for Lao Tzu, follow Lao Tzu to send the dishes to the front hall, remember, Lao Tzu invited you from the village to work, you are not allowed to steal food, you are not allowed to steal it, you are not allowed to waste it, so as not to blame the big boss, Lao Tzu will deduct your wages!" The leader of the men said loudly to the men and the miscellaneous servants.

"Uncle Biao, please be old enough."

"Come on, Uncle Biao, we know our identity, we don't dare to provoke the anger of the big boss."

The men and servants hurriedly nodded in agreement, although the big masters were kind to them, they never tolerated their mistakes, and they had to work carefully here, lest they lose their heads and not know what was going on.

The men and handymen all walked out with some of the dishes, and the fat man hurriedly rushed in, the dishes on the long table were too attractive to him, so he took a steamed bun in his hand, and grabbed a handful of each dish and stuffed it into his mouth while eating, and devoured it with gusto.

After eating half full, the fat man didn't dare to eat anymore, for fear that those guys and handymen would come back and find him, so he just patted his ass and left, and he was unwilling.

was plotted by these bandits, the fat man had already held back the fire in his belly, so he simply didn't do anything, found a water scoop, took off his pants and peed inside, and sneered while sprinkling: "Hehe, dare to yin your fat man, you are fat enough, tell you turtle sons, don't mess with your fat man!" ”

After peeing, the fat man made a swing, pulled on his pants, and hurriedly pinched his nose with one hand, lifted the water scoop containing urine with the other, sprinkled some of the dishes with Ma Yu, and then spit, he wanted to let these bandits know that he had to pay the price if he dared to sin.

After doing all this and washing his hands, the fat man grabbed another steamed bun and slipped out while eating.

The natural geographical environment of Hukou Mountain, is the best choice for all dynasties and generations to fall into the grass, Hukou Village has a long natural history, thousands of years after the operation of various bandits, it has long been different from the general bandits' nests, not only the orthodox housing pattern is the same as a lot, but also the school field, the mountain gate, the mountain stone city wall, the moat or something, plus the unique landform of Hukou Mountain, not to mention the impregnable, at least easy to defend and difficult to attack.

"I'll it, there are too many houses in this house, and the fat man is dizzy!" The fat man sneaked around, avoided the sentry, and turned all the places that could be turned, he was looking for an opportunity to take revenge, since he suffered a loss in the hands of the other party, the fat man had to find the field, don't look at his wide body and fat body, his heart and eyes are smaller than a woman, and he holds a grudge.

But after turning around like this, the fat man also figured out that there must be a cat in this place guarded by bandits, or it is impossible for people to guard it, the more bandits guard the place, it must be a more important place.

He now has nothing but the clothes and pants he wears, so he doesn't dare to come to the place where there are many guards, so he finds a place in the backyard where there is only one female bandit to guard.

It's just that the female bandit is standing with her back against the wall, and the top is the roof, and the line of sight can take care of one hundred and eighty degrees, unless he climbs on the roof again or is sure that the bandit will find out as soon as he comes out, but thinking of the careful step on the roof just now, the fat man is a little timid, and it is too easy for him to fly the eaves and walk the wall.

It seems that you have to use extraordinary methods at very moments, the fat man made up his mind, tidied up his clothes, and then stepped out of the shadows, with anger and unwillingness on his face, while approaching the female bandit guarding the door, he also shouted loudly: "Uncle Biao, your uncle, if you win the fat man's two yuan heads, you will pretend to be a calf, and the fat man will resign, you old boy dare to go back to the village, the fat man will beat you to death!" ”

"Stop, what are you doing?" The janitor took the gun in her hand and pulled the bolt at the fat man.

"This sister, the little one is the cook who Uncle Biao invited to help, and you are always looking at the little one with a gun, and the little one is afraid of ......" The fat man hurriedly bowed down and raised his hand to make a surrender form, looking frightened, and his little eyes were full of horror.

The female bandit saw the fat man's cowardice, her face was full of disdain, she knew that the head of the house was going to have a banquet today, so she asked Uncle Biao, the person in charge of the house, to go to the village below the mountain to hire a cook to help.

The fat man said something, and the crooked hit was right, and the female bandit naturally believed it, withdrew the gun in her hand, and said sharply: "Do you know what place this is?" You're here too? Get out of here, you're welcome! ”

"The small ones are rolled, and the little ones are rolled." The fat man snorted, not having half a point to leave, but continued to approach the female bandit, but he was lamenting in his heart, asking him to get closer, closer.

"Are you going to get out?" The female bandit had never seen such an uninteresting person, and she scolded sharply, and the safety of the gun was opened again.

"Sister, you are so good-looking, can you be a family?" The fat man's gossip was to disturb the female bandit's mind and make it easier for him to get closer and closer.

"Hooligans!" The female bandit had encountered such a straightforward hookup, and she was stunned for a while, her little face, which was not very white, was embarrassed and angry, and instantly became the color of pig liver, and she raised her hand and was ready to give the fat man a shot, but it was too late.

The fat man's wide palm instantly grabbed the shell gun in the female bandit's hand, and after the fingers had been inserted into the trigger, the female bandit couldn't pull the trigger at all, and then the fat man smiled, the small eyes had narrowed into a slit, and the other hand slammed into the female bandit's brain stem, causing the female bandit's brain to stop blood supply instantly and pass out.

Easily turned off the safety of the shell gun, inserted it in the waistband of his trousers, and then held the waist of the female bandit with one hand, and pushed open the room guarded by the female bandit with the other, and the furnishings in the room made him slightly stunned, and said in his heart: "Which girl's boudoir is this Nima, why is it so fragrant?" Even the fat man's nose can smell it......"