Chapter 109: Stupid and cute

Xingyang County.

In the mountains and forests, suddenly a horse galloped out.

Hurry up.

"General! Here comes the people! The one in yellow and the white horse is the head of the thief! ”

Wu Fan was masked at this time, riding his horse at a gallop, as if there was something chasing him behind him. Wrong with Wu Zhao, left a sentence, and stopped in the distance.

In fact.

There are really people chasing him behind Wu Fan.

Wu Fan and Wu Zhao came to suppress the bandits, Wu Zhao was responsible for killing people, and Wu Fan was of course responsible for guiding the way to lure the enemy. The person chasing Wu Fan was the one who had just been sprayed by Wu Fan, and he came out in a rage and chased after him with a knife.

Wu Zhao turned the silver spear in his hand, and his legs were lightly clamped on the abdomen of the majestic Zhaoye Jade Lion Horse, and the Zhaoye Jade Lion Horse snorted, and began to plow the ground with his front hooves restlessly, ready to move, ready to charge.

"You blind pickle! Stop for Lao Tzu! ”

"Dare to trouble us in Qingxia Village! I think you're tired! ”

"Brothers! Go around and stop that guy! Don't tell him to run away! ”

In the woods, the noisy shouting and scolding and the galloping sound of war horses were endless.

"Boom...... Boom ....... ”

"Hulala......."

About thirty horsemen rushed out of the woods, revealing their figures.

Wu Zhao's eyes swept like an eagle's falcon, and immediately locked on the yellow-clothed and white-clothed horse who was the leader, pulled the reins with his left hand, and jumped out like a jade lion horse and a leopard in the night.

"Huh!"

The speed of the Jade Lion Horse was like flying, and the burst sprint within fifty steps made those green forest ringing horses almost unable to react, or even have time to give a warning. Wu Zhao approached and shot the head of the thief wearing yellow clothes and riding a white horse. The understatement is outrageous.

"Head !!"

After standing on the spot for a long time, the rest of the green forest sounded horses and screamed in horror.

Wu Zhao shook off the blood stains on the silver spear of the Eight Snake Spears, faced the green forest and the horse that was about to move, and said flatly: "I am Nanyang Wu Zhao, I was ordered to suppress the bandits, only punish the evil, and the rest will not be investigated!" Wait for the hasty departure, go to evil and follow good. General, I can spare your lives! Turning his head, Wu Zhao looked at Wu Fan in the distance, and asked for advice with little relief: "That's what you said, right?" ”

Wu Fan: "......",! Why don't you give me a little strictness! It's going to die!

Riding a horse and carrying a knife, Wu Fan was ready to kill someone.

Really.

As Wu Fan was worried about, if Wu Zhao didn't add the sentence later, it would definitely be majestic and domineering, which could make the green forest Xiangma of Qingxia Village afraid and not dare to act rashly. However, Wu Zhao added such a stupid and cute sentence, which completely destroyed the atmosphere of Yan SΓΉ, and made those green forest ringing horses who were shocked have the idea of luck in their hearts.

[The owner of the village is dead, why can't I be the new owner of the village? 】

With this in mind, the hearts of the horses were alive and well.

"To avenge the leader, the person who killed them can be the new leader!"

I don't know who shouted.

"That's right! Revenge for the head! Kill, ahhhh ”

More than thirty green forest ringing horses raised their long knives and killed Wu Zhao and Wu Fan.

"Obsessed! Damn it! ”

Snorted coldly, Wu Zhaohu glared angrily, turned the Zhangba snake spear and the silver spear, stabbed left and right, the blade flew over, graceful as a dragon, and the blood was ...... Flying in the sky!

Wu Fan had just rushed over from a distance to reinforce him, and before the knife in his hand could be waved, the last ringing horse had been poked into a transparent hole by Wu Zhao's shot, and he was hanging up.

grinning and strangling the war horse, Wu Fan was silently speechless!

[Chopping melons and chopping vegetables? Nothing else, right? 】

Wu Fan was secretly speechless in his heart.

Wu Zhao was full of unhappiness and asked, "Didn't you say that it's okay to say what you said?" How so? ”

[This shameless one, you still dare to ask me? 】

was full of slander in his heart, and Wu Fan said depressedly: "Majestic! Majesty, General! You must hold your head high and make those green forest horses feel that you are sparing their dog's life, not that they are bluffing them! Otherwise, how could they be afraid? If you are not afraid, how can you be obedient? ”

"Oh! Got it! Got it! Wu Zhao nodded suddenly, grinned, and said with a smile: "Cheng!" Then let's try the next copycat! ”

The corners of Wu Fan's mouth twitched, as if he was powerless to complain, and there was only one last question left in his heart - [Is there such a low EQ in the world? 】

Looking up at the sun, Wu Fan whistled and summoned the ten guards who had followed Wu Zhao from afar.

You're welcome, Wu Fan ordered: "Bother a few brothers, hang the corpses of these people on the tree as a warning!" In addition, throw the head of the thief in front of their cottage, and tell the ringing horses in the fortress that if they do not do good, they will be killed. Turning his head to look at Wu Zhao, he continued: "General! Let's take a break and restock some dry food and water! ”

Wu Zhao nodded in agreement, jumped off the horse, patted the back of the Yeyu lion horse, and let it graze on its own.

Sitting in the shade of the tree, Wu Fan didn't pay attention to Wu Zhao, but first divided the second long knife in his hand into three sections and disassembled it and put it into the fourteen potential knife box.

When Tong Rui came from Luoyang, Wu Fan had told her in a letter that she went to Old Man Ke to get her recast knife. It's just that Tong Rui suffered a sudden change when he came, and he almost forgot about it, and he only remembered it when he packed his belongings yesterday and turned it out in a big box.

Wu Fan had drawn a drawing for Old Man Ke at the beginning, and he asked Old Man Ke to create a detachable war knife for him...... The blade is three feet, which can be used as an infantry fight, and the blade is eight feet, which can be detached as two short sticks, or combined into a long stick. All together, they weigh thirty-eight catties, which is exactly the weight that Wu Fan, who has been blessed with intermediate "innate divine power", can use. Because of the addition of purple gold, the blade of the knife glows with a lilac brilliance, and Wu Fan named the knife "Purple Cloud".

Wu Zhao saw Wu Fan fiddling with the fourteen potential knife box, and always saw that Wu Fan's knife box seemed to have everything, and couldn't help laughing: "Your weapon box is a little interesting!" ”

Wu Fan turned his head and glanced at Wu Zhao, and his expression was full of "You're not sick". Bow your head and continue to pretend to be deaf and dumb.

Wu Zhao was embarrassed, snorted, and asked, "You ridiculed me before, aren't you afraid of me...... Well? ”

Wu Fan leaned on the trunk of the big tree and said, "Don't be afraid!" ”

"Why?" , Wu Zhao stood up, beat his chest with his fists, and said: "I, Nanyang Hou, General Qipin Fenwu, strong martial arts, killing is not counted!" You are a mere eagle guarding hundreds of households, but you are not afraid of me? ”

Wu Fan rolled his eyes and said slowly: "Do you want to listen to the truth first, or do you want to listen to the lie first?" ”

Wu Zhao was surprised, thought about it, and said, "I want to listen to lies first!" ”

Wu Fan was speechless and said: "The lie is: not afraid is not afraid!" ”

"And what about the truth?"

Wu Zhao then asked.

Wu Fan grinned and said, "The truth! When I didn't ask you for help to take off the hat of the Eagle Guard on the head of the lower official. The relationship between the subordinate and you is just the former boss and subordinate, you are the Marquis of Nanyang, the general of Qipin Fenwu, but as long as the Ying Yangwei is not under your control, what are the subordinates afraid of you? Right, right, or not? After a change of words, Wu Fan smiled: "Besides, if the lower official didn't say that, do you think you can afford to look down on the lower official?" I'm afraid it won't! You look down on the lower officials, even if the lower officials help you, in your heart, that's what it should be! Xiaguan ...... How can I ask you to help the officials with their errands? ”

Wu Zhao knocked on his head and pondered for a while, and suddenly realized: "Oh! That's what it means! ”

Wu Fan then patted his ass and said with a smile: "Of course! Xia Guan knows that you are a righteous gentleman and open-minded, so he dares to play some small tricks to make you laugh! ”

Wu Zhao was stunned, and then laughed.

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