Chapter 126: The Boss Helps You Get Sister Liu
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"Cowardly Wei, is it cool to watch? She's bigger than your head, right? Nie Feng said with a low laugh.
"Boss, I can't see anything, tell you to come over quickly, you see that she can't see anything now when she sits in the bath." Timid Wei whispered excitedly.
"You old boy, is there nowhere to put the bullets, look at your monkey anxious look." Nie Feng then smiled and said, "Go back to sleep, right?" There's nothing to see anymore. β
"Wait a little longer, and when she gets up and gets dressed, take a good look."
"Look, boss, the show is on, and the beautiful woman is poking into the water with something like a corn cob." Cowardly Wei's excited saliva flowed out.
"What's so strange about this, it's normal for people to not have a husband to solve it by themselves!" Nie Feng said with a low chuckle.
"Boss, don't squeeze me!" Suddenly, the timid Wei slipped on the soles of his feet and shouted, "Boss, save me." β
Seeing that the timid Wei was about to fall off the roof, Nie Feng grabbed him and lifted him up.
"Which wild cat peeked at the old lady taking a bath, isn't it, looking for death, see if the old lady catches you and doesn't smoke you to death." The proprietress of the iron shop pΓΉ scolded and dressed at the same time.
Nie Feng snickered, picked up the timid Wei and gently crossed the wall, and flew back to the inn.
"Cowardly Wei, you are really useless, your martial arts are so bad, you will wrestle." Nie Feng sat on the bed and laughed.
"Boss, it's you who squeezed me desperately, or that beautiful woman will definitely go into orgasm now." Timid Wei stood in front of the window, still looking at the courtyard motionlessly. Complaining.
"You take your time, see if the beautiful woman steals the man, if there is, I'll take you to peek again, I'm going to sleep first, think about how to coax her after finding Niannian." Nie Feng said with a smile.
The timid Wei really stood in front of the window until late at night, feeling that his feet were numb, and then he climbed into bed boringly. Make his spring dreams go.
The next morning. The two of them hurried to the iron shop.
The timid Wei Se looked at the iron shop owner with a smile, slowly approached her and asked, "Boss, how long will it take for you to help us get it?" β
The proprietress hurriedly walked to the other side. He said angrily: "You old man." What will get you done. Don't think I don't know what you have to say, do you think I'm a watery poplar woman? If you want to seduce me, I'll throw you into the furnace later. Melt with the key, believe it or not. β
Nie Feng stood aside and quietly looked at the timid Wei who had not seen a woman for three thousand years, and accidentally laughed.
"Big brother, is your uncle suffering from nymphomania? Look at his eyes, they're about to burst. The proprietress teased.
Timid Wei looked at the charming smile of the proprietress, felt that his whole body was hot, and said stupidly: "Boss, you are so beautiful, my bold Wei's nerves are about to burst." β
"You dead old man, I love to hear good things, but with your decay, I will clean you up in less than a round." The proprietress didn't scold the timid Wei this time, but made fun of him.
The timid Wei froze in place, his thoughts turned quickly, he didn't know whether to show his true face or not, and looked at Nie Feng pitifully.
Nie Feng glanced at him and said with a smile: "Uncle, when the proprietress melts the key, we must treat the proprietress to a good meal." β
"Yes, uncle, I'll go buy delicious food and come back now, treat the proprietress to her, she's been busy all night for us." The timid Wei begged for a bargain and ran out of the iron shop excitedly.
"Big brother, you are too polite, you have given me such a high price, this is what I should do." The proprietress didn't know the trick in Nie Feng's heart, and said happily.
"Eldest sister, it's easy for a woman to stay up late to get old, buy something delicious for you to make up for your body, and calculate your overtime pay." Nie Feng said softly.
The proprietress listened to Nie Feng's words, and said with a smile: "Big brother, you are really considerate, thank you for your concern, sister, my surname is Liu, I don't know what to call the big brother?" β
"Sister Liu, hello, you can call me Nie Xiaofeng in the future!" Nie Feng wanted to see if he could help the timid Wei to make a good deed, so he didn't lie to Sister Liu.
"Brother Xiaofeng, you see that the key is melted." Sister Liu picked up the key with an iron clamp and put it in the water to cool down, then scooped it up and said in surprise: "Brother Xiaofeng, your key is pure gold." β
Nie Feng took the key and checked it carefully, and was secretly happy in his heart: "It turns out that the treasure of the Wing King is hidden on the Qilin Mountain near the Dadu River, which is great, the treasure hunt and the wife are all on the same road, which can save me a lot of time, and the two will not be delayed." β
"Boss, I'm back." The timid Wei ran back to the iron shop with a large basket of delicious food.
"Sister Liu, come, my uncle and I will honor you for a drink." Nie Feng said with his little abacus.
After three rounds of drinking, Nie Feng said seriously: "Sister Liu, my uncle's life experience is actually quite miserable, he offended the bad guys in his hometown, and his family was killed by the bad guys. β
Before Nie Feng finished speaking, the timid Wei quickly understood the meaning of Nie Feng's words, and quickly took off the disguise on his face and body and said with a smile: "Sister Liu, eldest brother, I was so offended just now, please don't take it to heart, it is really your charm that makes my heart move." β
Sister Liu looked at the timid Wei face, listened to Nie Feng's words, and said with pity: "It's okay, it turns out that everyone is a hard-working person, I'm not so stingy, come and drink with us." β
Nie Feng toasted Sister Liu a few glasses of wine with the timid Wei, and said knowingly: "Sister Liu, I'll help you go to the store to watch, you accompany my Uncle Wei to have a few drinks, my Uncle Wei is really good." After speaking, he took out double the salary and put it on the table, and said, "Sister Liu, this is the rest of the salary." β
Sister Liu looked at the large stack of banknotes on the table, and said happily with wine: "Brother Xiaofeng, you are really my nobleman, I will never forget you in my life." β
"Sister Liu, and my Uncle Wei, it's the right thing to tie him up." Nie Feng said to Cowardly Wei with sound insulation before leaving: "Cowardly Wei, the rest is up to you, I'll wait for you outside, a quick decision, understand?" β
As soon as Nie Feng left, the timid Wei poured sweet words on Sister Liu with the strength of the wine, and with Nie Feng's foreshadowing in front, it didn't take long for the timid Wei to plough the fertile land that Sister Liu had been panicking for a long time, and he didn't want to let the timid Wei and Nie Feng go to the rivers and lakes together.
On the way, Nie Feng asked with a smile: "Cowardly Wei, why is Sister Liu willing to let you go?" β
"I promised her that when we were done, we would come back and marry her." Timid Wei said excitedly, and then he looked at Nie Feng with expectant eyes.
"Don't worry, the boss will definitely bring you back to marry her." Nie Feng understood what the timid Wei meant, and said seriously.
"Boss, you don't know that Sister Liu is so beautiful." Timid Wei said self-absorbed.
"What a beautiful law, tell the boss." Nie Feng said curiously.
"She was so big that I could lick it herself, and the water down there almost didn't drown my little brother, and her screams were better than the songs sung by courtesans." Timid Wei reveled again and said.
Suddenly, Nie Feng picked up the timid Wei and hid in the woods.
"Boss, what's the matter?" Timid Wei immediately became uneasy and said.
"Someone is coming, and it's not just one person." Nie Feng said alertly.
After a while, a group of black-clothed masked men appeared in a hurry.
"Boss, look at the swords on their bodies, they should be Oriental ninjas." The timid Wei said fearfully.
"Yes, why are these Oriental devils so smart, we dress up like this, they can find it." Nie Feng said suspiciously.
"Boss, looking at their hurried appearance, they shouldn't be following us, right?" Timid Wei comforted himself and said.
"Follow them and see what the hell is going on."
Nie Feng and Cowardly Wei followed the Oriental Ninja for a long distance and came to a small village.
"Boss, those Oriental ninjas seem to be looking for someone, and they're going around."
"yes, I'm wondering where there are these turtle grandchildren." Nie Feng said suspiciously.
Suddenly, two white shadows in the distance flashed and disappeared, and Nie Feng exclaimed: "Cowardly Wei, it's your fourth sister-in-law and Sisi, let's go chase them." β
The timid Wei hurriedly grabbed Nie Feng and said, "Boss, it seems that these Oriental ninjas are tracking the fourth sister-in-law, we have to think of killing these ninjas or leading them elsewhere first, so that the fourth sister-in-law and Miss Sisi will be safe." β
"You kid, this time I finally gave the boss a good idea, yes, when we kill them, we will chase your fourth sister-in-law."
"Boss, what are you doing?" The timid Wei looked at Nie Feng in fear.
"You wait for me here, and I will lead them into the woods and destroy them all." Nie Feng said with a smile.
"Boss, be careful, there are so many of them." Timid Wei said uneasily.
"Don't worry, I'll let the Orientals listen to my Jade Flute Requiem and let them enjoy the music and go back to their hometown in Japan." Nie Feng said confidently. (To be continued......)