Chapter 536: Wang Tianxie's Dark Cuisine
Wang Tianxie's move can be regarded as vicious.
As the violent overage pseudo-Lori Oda Nobuko said, in this troubled era of the Warring States period, a shogunate general like Yoshiaki Fox who has no strength and no name is at best just a puppet of careerists.
Whether it is Takeda Harunobu, the "Kai Country Big Cat", or Echizen Province Asakura Yoshikage, or the Dharma Master Honganji of Ishiyama Honganji Temple, or even the violent overage pseudo-Lori and Wang Tianxi, in fact, they will not take this righteous big fox in their eyes at all.
Although Wang Tianxie did not directly say that he would let the violent overage pseudo-Lori replace Yoshiaki Fox as the shogun, what he said made Yoshiaki Fox feel more embarrassed than letting Yoshiaki Fox retire directly.
Although everyone in the world knows that Wang Tianxie, as a violent overage pseudo-Lori husband, did not succeed as the head of the Oda family, but would rather retire to the second position of the Oda family.
However, no matter how violent overage pseudo-Lori is, she is also a princess, and all the letters of the Yoshiaki Great Fox are signed by a princess, so what face can he, the shogunate general, have in front of the world.
Especially when Wang Tianyi said awe-inspiringly, "This is even more for the sake of the common people in the world!" After that, the big fox of Yoshiaki was so angry that his face was covered with sauce red.
The problem is that if the big fox of Yizhao really vents all the anger in his heart to Wang Tianxie face to face, even if Wang Tianxie lends him "Crows of the Three Thousand Worlds" or 10,000 bear bile, he will definitely not have the guts.
Yoshiaki is able to say, "This can't be!" These four words can be regarded as the greatest courage summoned by anger.
"Is it impossible?" Wang Tianxie curled the corners of his mouth with disdain, looked at the big fox with a playful look on his face, and spit out four words in his mouth.
"Uh...... If this is the hope you have put forward Your Highness...... Next...... Next...... Will be carefully considered...... Hope Your Highness ......" The big fox of Yoshiaki sat on the ground weakly like a deflated ball, his eyes rolled and he sat weakly on the ground. The answer was intermittent, his tone was very weak, and his voice was even more trembling.
"So, I'm going to take my leave." Wang Tianxie stood up, bowed to the big fox of Yizhao, and did not look at the big fox of Yizhao again. He turned around and walked out of the reception room.
The big fox looked at Wang Tianxie's departing figure, and raised his hand weakly, as if he wanted to grab something, but he didn't have the strength.
"Hehe, this is it." Instead of returning to Tofukuji Temple immediately, Wang Tianxi went to the market in Dongshi, and soon found his destination, a home hos selling meat.
Not long after Wang Tianxie walked in, he walked out with a large bag and a small bag.
When he disappeared into the streets of the East Market, the owner of the HOS house walked out of the HOS. He didn't even lock the wooden sliding door, and he swayed and ran home with a smile on his face.
Although he didn't lock the door, if the thief were to visit his HOS, he would find out how sad he was.
This home is not a house with four walls, and there are a few wooden tables for meat. However, there is not even a single piece of fresh meat in the whole house, let alone even a copper coin.
"Wow! I can only see that my father, who can't eat, is back! Well? What does it taste like? "Little Lori, the eight big snakes who were playing in the courtyard, saw Wang Tianxie walk into the courtyard. They all said hello happily, but soon began to suck their cute little noses.
"Wow! Miko! Chiyoko! Ryoko! Xinzi! Come on! I can only see that my father, who can't eat, has brought back a lot of delicious food! Although Wang Tianxie did not take out the meat ingredients in the package. But the eight big snakes and little Lori already smelled the smell of raw meat.
"Oooh...... There are wagyu beef, wild boar, pheasant, rabbit, and ...... Burst! Dad who can only watch and can't eat us is not allowed to eat us! The eight big snakes and little loli made full use of their cute little noses and began to distinguish the various meat ingredients in the package.
Well, including one of them is a large python more than three meters long...... Corpse.
In fact, speaking of which, Wang Tianxie only bought snake meat for the first time today in this troubled era of the Warring States.
In the previous life, Wang Tianxie didn't like to eat snake gall bladder. But they often eat some snake soup in the winter. Therefore, he suddenly accidentally discovered that there was a big python meat for sale in this house today, and he bought it with a wave of his hand without much thought.
It's just that he did forget something very important.
Although the eight big snakes and little Lori usually look like cute little Lori, it cannot be denied that they are indeed snakes. And. Or is it above all kinds of snakes, and belongs to one of the strongest clans of the most noble demon clan.
Then again, if the eight big snakes and little loli weren't so special, it would never be possible to distinguish the various meat ingredients in the package just by their noses.
In this troubled era of the Warring States period, there is no such thing as storing ingredients in different categories. After Wang Tianxie swept away all the ingredients in the house, all the meat ingredients were mixed and put in the same large package.
"Uh...... Don't Changzi, Jinxue, Tianmei, Xiazi, Meizi, Shika, Jiazi, and Yaoxi like to eat snake meat? If you want to say that you can "taste all the best food in the world", you must try all kinds of ingredients that you don't like! Wang Tianxie also knew that he hadn't thought it through when he bought something this time, but he still tried to quibble.
Of course, in the face of an angry Lori, all kinds of quibbles are useless.
Phantom Demon Butterfly Little Lori Miko, Nine-Tailed Golden Retriever Jade-faced Sky Fox Little Lori Chiyoko, Snow Wolf Little Lori Ryoko and Beaver Little Lori Xinzi heard the shouts of the eight Eight Miscellaneous Snakes and Little Loli and ran into the courtyard, just in time to see the Eight Eight Miscellaneous Snakes Little Lori posing with an angry look.
The eight big snakes and little Lori puffed up their cheeks in unison, and their two purple eyebrows also stood upside down, showing the monstrous anger in their hearts, especially if they didn't count, they also crossed their waists with their left hands, and pointed at Wang Tianye with their right hands and shouted angrily: "Hmph! I can only see that my dad who can't eat is the big bad! ”
The eight big snakes and little Lori not only let out Lori's roar from their mouths, but also rushed to Wang Tianxie's side, waving their small fists and hitting Wang Tianxie's body.
Yaoxi, the youngest of the eight little loli, stomped harder on Wang Tianxie's back, "Whew! A wolf howl bit Wang Tianxie's shoulder.
Belch...... In other words, how did the eight-way snake little Lori learn to howl like a wolf like the snow wolf clan?
The courtyard of Dongfu Temple suddenly became chickens and dogs, Wang Tianxie fled in all directions in the courtyard, and the seven big snakes and little Lori chased after him, throwing stones, eggs, and mud at Wang Tianxie happily.
As for why there are only seven big snakes and little Lori...... There was no way, Yaoxi was still biting Wang Tianxie's shoulder. No matter how Wang Tianxie dangles, throws around, jumps up and down, and doesn't let go of his mouth when he is killed!
Well, this does have some snake habits, and it won't let go when you bite it......
What made the eight eight big snakes and little Lori recover from the ultimate crazy state was the smell of barbecue.
Although every barbecue meeting, almost Wang Tianxie is in charge, responsible for grilling and cooking all kinds of barbecue, but this does not mean that other little Loli will not know at all.
Especially the nine-tailed golden-haired jade-faced sky fox little Lori Chiyoko, who was the first to follow Wang Tianxie, has already become a master of barbecue.
"Wow! You're not authentic! The eight big snakes and little Loli hurriedly discarded the ones who were being destroyed and ravaged by them~Ravage~ Wang Tianxie, and ran to the side of the friends and shouted.
"Hey...... It's okay, it's okay, just keep going. Several friends laughed in unison.
However, today's barbecue is a little different from usual.
In addition to the usual large iron plate used to grill various meats, a large pot was set up with a small half pot of oil in it.
In order to celebrate the beaver little Lori Xinzi joining this big family, Wang Tianxie can be said to have exhausted his mind today, and finally came up with a dinner party that is very suitable for the beaver little Lori.
Beaver Lori was looking at Wang Tianxie intently at the moment, wanting to see how he was making dinner for himself.
By the way, Wang Tianxie's appearance at the moment can be regarded as unique.
The originally snow-white martial master had turned into strips of rags, his body was covered with scratches from five fingers, and his shoulders were full of crescent-shaped tooth marks, looking more beggar than a beggar.
"Xinzi, you see, like this, first heat the oil, and then ...... this flower spider like this" Wang Tianxie said as he threw the flower spider in his hand, which was suppressed by the wind enchantment formed by the ghost qi, into the oil pot with a "whoosh".
"Zilala......"
"Gurgling ......"
"Zilala......"
I saw that the flower spider suddenly sank into the bottom of the pot, stirring up countless oil bubbles produced during frying, and bursts of meat aroma came out of the pot.
"Brother Heavenly Evil, is this really delicious?" Beaver Lori asked curiously.
After all, cooking techniques such as "frying" are unheard of in this troubled era of the Warring States. Rao is a beaver little Lori is more than 300 years old, and she has never seen it.
That's right, what Wang Tianxie specially prepared for Little Lori tonight is fried spiders. Born from the memory of the previous life, the strange dark dishes in the south, such as fried scorpions and fried centipedes.
When Wang Tianxie scooped up the flower spider, the flower spider that was used as an ingredient had been fried to a golden brown, and there was a hint of fleshy fragrance in the steaming heat.
This kind of thing Wang Tianxie not only never touched in his previous life, but also never dared to touch it, and even made this dish only through his own imagination and attempt.
All in all, in short, it seems that this "fried spider" dish that Wang Tianxie tried is definitely a success in the eyes of Beaver Little Lori. (To be continued......)
PS: Thanks to my friend White Shuangshuang for the sachet given to Tuyi, Tuyi is grateful.