Chapter 1073 Aristotle

The two brothers of the Fang family were afraid that they were looking at the window with vigor, and when they saw that the two old men were really fighting, they were so frightened that they were about to pee out.

Fang Yizhi is a cultural person in the end, that is, he scolds people without spitting dirty words, "These two people are really cheeky and used as city gates, what is this called?" ”

Fang Yiai is too lazy to nag, hurry up and go out to fight, these two people are going to get a little hurt, and the gains outweigh the losses. Running all the way, Fang Yiai also shouted, "What the hell are you doing stupidly, start pulling the two old generals away, hurry up!" ”

To Fang Yiai's surprise, he just roared, and the two old men who were still fighting immediately let go and stood up with a smile.

"Hehe, good virtuous son-in-law, you finally came out, hurry up, this is tens of thousands of catties of fine grain, the old man didn't treat you badly! Hey, whoever is it, hurry up and make a record, if someone says tomorrow that Lao Cheng's family is a black-hearted donkey's liver and lungs, Lao Tzu will pinch you! ”

Fang Yiai has no rut at all, what can I say when I encounter such an old thing, what should I do, the most unlucky thing in this life is to find an old father-in-law like Cheng Yanjin.

Wei Zheng felt that the old man had a headache, he had never seen such a shameless one, the two old men competed to perform, and finally educated the young man with confidence. The second son of Fang didn't want to open the door easily, but who let Cheng Yanjin, the old father-in-law, mix blindly, and if he didn't give Cheng Yanjin face, he had to give face to his daughter-in-law. As soon as the mouth of the princes and ministers donated grain was opened, the people behind them couldn't stop it, thinking about what Li Ji, Li Xiaogong and others rushed to squeeze into the household yamen, speaking of which, this has become a scenery in Chang'an City.

has been bombarded by the bigwigs for a few days, and Fang Yiai is about to collapse from exhaustion, so let's talk about it carefully. The main thing is that the heart is tired. Enjoying the massage of the begonia, Fang Er Gongzi squinted his eyes and was reluctant to open them, and it was time to enjoy it. is busy surviving these days, and Li Shimin is the happiest. solved the food problem, and even brought a big harvest, seeing that Li Shimin's small warehouse is becoming more and more abundant.

Sometimes the more you want to stop, the more things find you, no, just two days after resting, the people in the Ministry of Industry will find Fang Yiai. Fang Yiai didn't expect that the person who announced it would ask him about the treatment of the epidemic. The Taihang Mountain earthquake has killed a lot of victims, and it is easy to have epidemics, so it is also necessary to take some precautions in advance. But the problem is that Fang Yiai is a person who doesn't understand medicine, he knows how to treat epidemics, and he has no choice but to sprinkle the so-called lime and clean up. I told the people of the Ministry of Works about the method of setting fire to it.

The sixteenth year of Zhenguan is destined to be an eventful year, the situation in the Taihang Mountain area has just stabilized, and at the beginning of April, the Tibetan envoy is going to enter Beijing again. This time, the Tibetans sent Zama Renji. Speaking of which, Zama Renci and Fang Yiai are also old rivals, and Li Shimin naturally let Fang Yiai become a negotiator.

Fang Er Gongzi originally hoped that Lu Dongzan's old guy could be a peace negotiator, as long as he dared to come, he would take off Lu Dongzan's head and kick it as a ball at the risk of being scolded, but it was a pity that Lu Dongzan was smart and sent the second ancestor of the Lu family. Fang Yiai has no interest in Zama Renci at all, like this kind of Tubo two hundred and five, it is better to keep him alive to plague the Tubo people.

Before the Tibetan envoy came, Li Shimin had already begun to explain the concept to Fang Yiai, "Fang Jun, no matter what happens this time, find a way to make peace with the Tubo people, it is estimated that the Turks will take action soon." ”

"Father, there is nothing wrong with this peace, but I don't know if my father wants to be tactful, or do you want to order it directly?" Fang Yiai's words confused Li Shimin's question, "Stinky boy, don't sell it, let's talk about it, what is tactful, what is direct?" ”

"Hehe, this is easy to explain, is it euphemistic, it is to talk openly, and fully abide by the agreement to show the majesty of my Datang. This is a direct point, to put it simply, it is shameless, first negotiate with the Tubo people, and when the Tubo people are paralyzed, they turn their faces and tear up the covenant, send troops to Tocharo, and seal the entire Tubo on the southwest plateau! ”

Fang Yiai's first idea was the negotiation that Li Shimin said, and the second method was really a bit lacking in morality, signing a covenant with the Tubo people, and then taking advantage of the Tubo people's carelessness to occupy Tocharo, this kind of behavior can be regarded as turning his face faster than turning a book. What is Datang, Datang is the kingdom of the Celestial Empire, the state of etiquette, isn't it ridiculed to do such dirty things?

Li Shimin was shocked when he heard it, the first method was not mentioned, and the second method was really tempting, "Stinky boy, if it were you, what would you choose?" ”

How to choose? Fang Yiai felt that Li Shimin was talking nonsense, his second son had never asked for face, of course he chose the second one, he smiled and blinked very obscenely, "Father, who is the little son-in-law, can you still understand?" ”

Li Shimin couldn't help but be happy, he pointed at Fang Yiai and laughed, "Stinky boy, you are really a little self-aware, your method is really good, but this kind of thing is done, isn't it?" ”

"What is it, father, it's not the son-in-law who said you, you are the emperor of our Tang Dynasty, let the Turks or Tubo people say that you are so useful, you have to let the people of our Tang Dynasty say that you are good." Think about it, when will the people think you are good, that is, you can give them a peaceful and healthy living environment, give them enough food and warm clothes, as long as it is good for my Datang, do you need to care what other countries think of us? ”

Fang Yiai is endlessly instilling the ideological knowledge of later generations, and there is strength and interests between countries, and others say that you are a fart? Li Shimin was a little moved, but he still couldn't get out of this old face, "There is a way that everyone is gold, if others talk nonsense, I don't guarantee that the people will be instigated, no, your idea is still a bit risky." ”

"Hey, father, this is easy to do, we can do publicity!" Fang Yiai opened his mouth and popped out the word propaganda, but Li Shimin was interested, and made a gesture and smiled, "Publicity? You go on, what's going on with this propaganda? ”

"This propaganda is actually a fool, for example, if we put a broken stone in the box, let's say that the box contains jade that is rare for thousands of years. Let people take the box and go from village to village, if it doesn't work once, just flicker twice, as long as there are too many flickers. Naturally, the people believed! ”

"What do you want to say?" Li Shimin was a little confused, why did it sound so wrong. And what's that flicker?

"Father, this is just an analogy. Let's take your matter as an example, when the time comes, let the officials go from village to village, just say that my Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty is willing to endure the infamy of other countries for the happiness of the people of the world, in short, the more emotional the better, it is best to be able to fool people into crying, and the son-in-law will not believe it, and it will be flickering all over the world. Can't put your father in the position of God? ”

If you want to say that Fang Yiai has nagged so much, I'm afraid that the position of the god is the most moving, who is Li Shimin, he is a dead old man. Really. Li Shimin nodded with satisfaction, but after laughing for a while, he said a little helplessly, "Virtuous son-in-law, this seems to be a lie, right?" ”

Fang Yiai stared. smiled very seriously, "Father, what are you talking about, fooling is actually a lie, what is fooling if you don't cheat?" ”

"You kid. The word fool for a long time is the meaning of deception, poor me think so much! Li Shimin looked very disdainful, Fang Er Gongzi still disdainful in his heart, what to pretend, to make a decent gentleman, Li Lao Xiang didn't know how many people he had deceived before he ascended the throne, but now he is pretending to be a good person.

After nagging Li Shimin for a long time, Li Shimin finally gave a sentence, saying that he should think about it. Thinking about it, he didn't bother to fight, leaving the Ganlu Palace, he walked out of the palace with a blade of grass in his mouth, and he didn't expect to meet an old acquaintance at the door. Fang Yiai and the two sons of the eldest grandson family are really familiar, and now the eldest grandson is crazy, and many things are handled by the eldest grandson.

As soon as he saw Fang Yiai, the eldest grandson's face became cold, "Get out of the way, good dogs don't get in the way!" The eldest grandson won't have any good tone with Fang Yiai, and the second son of Fang doesn't care, what is he fighting with a down-and-out person, it doesn't matter if he waves his hand, "Let's go, a good dog is barking!" By the way, there are a few female mastiffs in the palace recently, you can be careful, if you are surrounded, say hello, and Fang will come to save you immediately! ”

At this time, there are a lot of Yu Linwei at the palace gate, and when they heard Fang Yiai being so sarcastic about the eldest grandson, they all blushed. The eldest grandson was very angry, he hated himself for why he didn't have the invincible magic skills in the world, if he could become the number one master in the world, he would have made a fortune to blow Fang Lao Er into the Weishui River as the eighth king.

"Ahem, it's so lively, what's the matter, telling jokes?" A crisp voice sounded, and a plump palace beauty walked on the stone road. As soon as she saw this beauty, Fang Yufeng's heart began to sudden, Yin Yufeng, this woman is simply crazy, she dares to fly her eyes when guarding so many people.

"See Concubine Yin!" Everyone hurriedly bowed their hands, they were all the same salute, it belonged to Fang Yuai's most insincere, bow down at this time, and find an opportunity to ask Yin Yufeng to give him a big gift on the bed in the future.

"It's all free, come, tell me, what happened just now?" Yin Yufeng spoke, but a pair of eyes stared at Changsun Lian with a smile, who is Changsun Lian, that is a complete ruffian, and he tossed Gan Xue'er like that back then, which shows how many means he has. Yin Yufeng is not charming, there is no need to say more, if it weren't for Yin Yufeng's identity there, Changsun Lian couldn't help but train Yin Yufeng in the hut.

Fang Yiai would not let go of this opportunity, and hurriedly interjected, "Concubine Yin, that's the case, just now the second son of the eldest grandson wanted to buy crutches, and Fang Mou told him that there was an iron crutch in my house, which could be given to him, but the second son of the eldest grandson didn't want it, so he had to say that the wood was good." ”

"Huh?" Yin Yufeng was convinced by Fang Yiai, what a mess, but it is probably not a good word.

The eldest grandson's eyes widened, is Fang Yiai cursing him for becoming lame? It's really a lack of morality, is this guy born to be right with the eldest grandson's family?

"Fang Er, can you accumulate some virtue in your mouth?" The eldest grandson said a rare soft word, but Fang Yiai didn't appreciate it, "Accumulate virtue? What is Jide, Fang knows Aristotle, Larchimedes, but he doesn't know what Jide is, could it be that the second son of the eldest grandson has recently found this Jide? ”

"The eldest grandson decided not to speak, what Aristotle, Rakhimedes, what kind of thing came out of the cracks?

If you can't say it, just leave, this is the eldest grandson, and he still accumulates virtue, and he will change his name to lack of virtue in the Ming Dynasty. Yin Yufeng was very interested in that Aristotle, and seeing that the eldest grandson was attacking to find the eldest grandson queen, Yin Yufeng asked seriously, "Fang Jun, who is that Aristotle?" ”

Fang Er Gongzi didn't explain, he stepped on the flower pond with his right leg, put his right fist on his forehead, and quickly made a thinker's posture, "See, this is Aristotle, such a posture helps to think, practice regularly, you can become smarter!" ”

Phew, Yin Yufeng really wanted to spit out her love and bequeath, but unfortunately there were too many people, so she could only endure it.