Xu Wei sighed: "Brother Lin, yesterday you uncovered the mystery of the growth of this Buddha statue, but today you let the old man understand the secret of washing his hands in this oil pot. ”

Lin Wanrong shook her head and said, "Lord Xu, this is wrong. These insights are the truths that thousands of people in Dahua have slowly explored after hundreds of thousands of years of experience, and I have only borrowed them for a while. In terms of speaking, what we admire the most should be these countless wise and wise ancestors. Learning is in the people. ”

"A good knowledge is in the people." Xu Wei said: "Brother Lin, but with your words, it is extraordinary." ”

The eldest lady smiled: "Lord Xu, don't praise him." The more you boast, the more proud he becomes. ”

Lin Wanrong laughed and said, "The eldest lady still knows me." ”

The eldest lady blushed a little, and said in her heart, what do you know, but she was tortured by you.

The two Westerners with withered expressions were still trapped on the side, and one of them, the Westerner named Tavoni, saw Lin Wanrong and hurriedly shouted: "Mi Si Tuo Lin, Mi Si Tuo Lin??"

Damn, this Frenchman's English is really not authentic, and his pronunciation is not as good as mine, Lin Wanrong greatly despised Tavoni. Tavoni travels between Europe and Asia, although he is French, but he is also proficient in Britannica, but his accent has a bit of French tongue stirring, which is not so authentic.

Xu Weiqi said: "Brother Lin, are they calling you?" ”

Lin Wanrong nodded and said, "Yes, it's just that their Western language is not very authentic and sounds obscure." ”

The eldest lady said, "That's right." They Westerners are not as good-looking as our Chinese, so they can't even speak, but they can't speak clearly, and they are very difficult to understand. ”

I pour. Lin Wanrong glanced at the eldest lady helplessly, that is you have never seen a real Western beauty, the style and popularity of those Western chicks, hot, sultry, compared to Dahua women, it is another charm.

Xu Wei didn't seem to be very repulsed by this Western dialect, and said with a smile: "When I was young, I also met a Westerner, but it was always difficult to understand their language. Brother Lin. But how can you understand that? ”

This question is really difficult to answer, Lin Wanrong snorted and said, "This is a long story." It's my grandfather's father, who saved a ghost guy at sea. I learned a few words of Western dialect from him, and I, who is more modest and studious, also learned a few words, but I didn't expect it to come in handy today. ”

Wei faintly responded. Just look at that look, but don't believe it at all.

The eldest lady said in her heart, you lie but don't find a better reason. It's not seen through at a glance.

"Brother Lin, what are they talking about?" Seeing that the Westerner was chattering again, Xu Wei asked.

Lin Wanrong smiled and said, "He's asking when we'll let them go back?" ”

Xu Wei thought for a moment and said: "In fact, as early as the previous dynasty, there were already Westerners who fell here and came to my land of Dahua to preach their teachings. I have no enmity or hatred against these Westerners, and I have never felt sorry for them. So let's let them keep it for a few days. Let them go back. ”

No hatred? Now we can say this, but in a few hundred years, will there be an Opium War and an Eight-Nation Alliance? Lin Wanrong shook his head, this is a completely different world, and no one knows what will happen in the future.

He sighed and said, "Lord Xu, there is a question that I can't figure out all the time, and I want to ask the adult for advice." ”

Xu Wei hurriedly said: "Brother Lin, don't say the word "ask for advice", that's killing the old decay, if you have something to say, just say it." "Xu Wei is the first talent in the world, but in front of this Lin San, he doesn't dare to be called the first.

Lin Wanrong said: "Lord Fang Cai said well, as early as the previous dynasty, there were Westerners who fell to my Dahua, so have you counted how many Westerners have come to my Dahua so far?" ”

Xu Wei pondered for a while and said: "This has not been counted in detail, and there are rumors among the people from time to time, but according to the old man, there are no less than 100 people." ”

Lin Wanrong slowly stomped a few steps and said: "Westerners, no less than a hundred, and they still come in batches, what does this mean, my lord?" ”

Xu Wei shook his head and said, "I don't know. ”

Lin Wanrong sighed and said: "This shows that Westerners are constantly exploring this world. They keep drifting on the sea, constantly searching, so they keep being killed. ”

Xu Wei seemed to be clear but not clear, and Lin Wanrong said again: "May I ask Lord Xu again, I am in the Great Hua Dynasty, have any warriors been to the West?" ”

Xu Wei shook his head and said, "I haven't heard of it yet." As far as the Ryukyu Islands and Goryeo, no one has ever been to the Western Ocean. ”

Lin Wanrong let out a long breath and said slowly: "Westerners are constantly exploring the world, their pace is very slow and clumsy, but these are not worthy of our ridicule, on the contrary, they should be respected by us." Because they are brave to move forward, pioneering courage and the spirit of exploration, which is exactly what we Dahua should learn well. Westerners have come to our Dahua dozens of times, but I, Dahua, still don't know anything about the West, my lord, don't you think there is a danger in this? Maybe one morning we will wake up and the Westerners' fleet has sailed to our doorstep, what will happen then??"

Xu Wei thought deeply, Lin Wanrong was also a little depressed, these should be things that you officials think, but what do you want me, a flat-headed commoner, to worry about? After listening to Xu Wei's words, he felt unhappy in his heart. Forget it, Lao Tzu is not here to save the world, even if the Martian calls, it has nothing to do with me. Eat well, drink well, sleep well, play well, and you will be content in this life.

He calmed down and said, "Lord Xu, since you have promised to release these two Westerners, then I want to make some deals with them, and ask them to bring my Dahuadi silk tea and other agricultural and sideline products, as well as luxury goods such as perfume and soap of the Xiao family when they return to the West." ”

Damn, Lao Tzu sold this perfume and soap to France, to England, to all of Europe, dumping, it must be greatly dumped. There is also that underwear bra, foreign girls must be hotter to wear, especially French chicks, who are famous all over the world. Next time, I must ask Tavoni to bring a few little French beauties over, Lao Tzu still has the blueprints of several sex toys in his heart, and he is really unwilling not to make a few things out to play. Lin Wanrong had a great wish in her heart.

"Little Brother Lin, what do you want to exchange with them?" Xu Wei asked.

"It depends on what Lord Xu wants." Lin Wanrong said with a meaningful smile. Xu Wei's eyes flashed, as if he had caught something.

Xu Wenchang, Xu Wenchang, that's all I say, the rest is up to you. Lin Wanrong sighed in her heart, I hope today's words can inspire you, there is only so much I can do, I don't have the time to teach you at other times, if you want to pick up girls, you can't be busy.

Xu Wei smiled mysteriously at Lin Wanrong and said: "Little Brother Lin, please do a translation, and tell me what and what Ni, in order to reflect the goodwill of my Dahua Dynasty, I specially sent skilled craftsmen to Hai'an to help this Westerner repair their ironclad ship." Please cooperate with them and explain the principle in detail for us, it is best to draw a sketch, we will definitely fix it for them, if they can't understand it, then they can only stay in Dahua forever.

Shameless, shameless, though, I love it!

Lin Wanrong laughed and changed his words: I, Mi Si Tuolin, in front of the Minister of Finance of Dahua, said all the good things for the two of them, in exchange for His Excellency the Minister's understanding and tolerance of the two who entered our country without permission, and the agate diamond you hid in your boots and was not taken away by Tao Dongcheng was worth the money. He also expressed to Tavoni the friendliness of our Celestial Empire, and will do his best to help them repair the first ship, and ask them to cooperate well, know everything, and say everything, so that they can return to Yunyun as soon as possible.

Tavoni said gratefully, "Mistrin is the kindest man in the world. As a token of my gratitude to you, I would like to suggest to His Majesty Louis that you alone manage my trade with Dahua in France. ”

"So good, very good." Damn, accidentally, he became a bourgeois comprador, but the phrase "the kindest person in the world" made Lin Wanrong laugh, he couldn't help laughing: "But, Mistratavoni, you still need to practice your British language more, you have to keep up with me, haha." ”

Lin Wanrong pulled the eldest lady aside and said, "Eldest miss, how many pieces of underwear have been made now?" ”

Xiao Yuruo's face turned red and said, "Why are you asking this?" ”

Lin Wanrong said with a smile: "There are still a lot of diamonds hidden on this ghost's ship, and I agreed with him, the underwear is exchanged for diamonds, and this business is very profitable." ”

Xiao Yuruo covered her lips and smiled and said shyly: "You are a person, you can come up with any idea." The underwear was made a lot, and it was originally intended to be supplied to Jinling and Hangzhou, so you had to use it and take it. ”

Khan, what am I doing with that thing, it's a beautiful French chick to use, Lin Wanrong smiled and said: "Prepare all the silk of our cloth village, and get some tea, don't be too good, it's defective, Westerners haven't drunk it, it's precious." Replace all his diamonds, and we'll sleep on the diamond bed when it's okay in the future. ”

The eldest lady snorted, but spat softly, the dog can't spit out ivory in his mouth, who wants to sleep on the diamond bed with you.