Liu Wenyang went out, but where could he still see the figure of the Spring Thirteen Niang, and knew that they took a sedan chair to the dock, so he rushed towards the riverside with oil under his feet.

From Liu's house to the wharf, there are two or three miles, Liu Wenyang hurried to hurry, when he chased to the river port, the people in the sedan car have been on the large painting boat, the two empty sedan cars are also loaded on the bow of the boat, the flag on the mast is fluttering, and the long title written is called "Spring Breeze Smile, Bo Jun is drunk" There are many words below that are swept up by the wind, and he has no intention of reading it for a while. What he noticed was the Spring Thirteen Niang who had already entered the cabin, as well as the treasure gourd she had taken away.

"Bitter also! Earn 300 taels of silver, but people take more than 30,000 yuan from you, this transaction is a big loss! Liu Wenyang secretly scolded himself, but his greed for a while became the unjust leader of this unprecedented and unprecedented.

His body stood on the riverside, and his soul seemed to have entered the cabin, asking for his gourd back from the thirteen mothers, and opening the mouth of the gourd, but seeing that it was all right, all the treasures returned to Zhao. Unexpectedly, a gong woke him up from his beautiful fantasy. It turned out that Chun Thirteen Niang had already passed the word, ordering the rudder of the tube ship to go to anchor and drive the boat quickly, so as to return to the county seat as soon as possible.

The gong of "boring and boring" sounded, and the painting boat broke through the ice and snow on the surface of the lake, and then drove westward, gradually offshore, and gradually farther away.

This urgency is really anxious Liu Wenyang is not trivial, he can't wait to be on tiptoe like a martial arts master in the play, his body is as light as a swallow, and then he spreads his arms and flies, and flies to the big boat. Or learn the dragonfly to point to the water and move slightly, floating, floating, and floating to the painting boat.

At this moment, Chun Shisanniang left the riverside and went far away in the painting boat, Liu Wenyang had no choice but to chase the painting boat tightly along the riverside. He encouraged his feet and said, "Brother Feet, I've worked hard for you, catch up, catch up!" As long as you are willing to work hard, I will buy you good shoes, one pair a day, so that you can be a groom every night! ”

However, the boat line is different from the sedan car line, the sedan chair travels slowly, and Liu Wenyang can catch up; The boat can go, and Liu Wenyang can't catch up.

It's like it's winter, and the riverside is covered with thick snow, or it's hard skating, Liu Wenyang runs quickly, and he inevitably falls a few times and is a fool. Coupled with the cold wind by the river, he was even more miserable.

However, he was determined to chase after this pond bank, and he was anxious, not knowing that he could go ahead. If a flood is blocked, give him a "lonely sail far away and blue sky", then it will be over.

Just when Liu Wenyang was melancholy, he suddenly heard the sound of a hoarse and hoarse oar, and a flat boat shook out of the glacier on the side, and he couldn't help but be full of joy, and said in his heart, "Instead of chasing after you on the shore, it's better to take a small boat to catch up!" ”

So Liu Wenyang shouted to the boat, "Boatman, get closer, I have a big deal for you here!" ”

The boat was hateful-looking, but had sharp ears, and when he heard that there was a big deal, he stopped the boat and brought it to the shore.

Liu Wenyang is even happier here, his heart says, the road to heaven is endless, and it seems that there is salvation.

Now that the boat has reached the shore, the boat caught the penny, and Liu Wenyang jumped on the boat and shook twice, almost shaking into the water. Zhouzi said; "Go ashore, I can't do this big deal of yours, I can't do it!"

Liu Wenyangqi said: "I have already boarded the boat, why are you urging me to go ashore again?" Why can't this deal be done? ”

Zhouzi shook his head and said: "Xianggong may not understand, I have a rule for rocking the boat, which is called three non-shaking. Don't shake the impatient, don't shake the drunk, don't shake the old."

Liu Wenyang said: "What is the reason for this? ”

Zhouzi said: "Because the impatient getting on the boat is to split the head and cover the face, crackling; The drunken get on the boat and stagger; The old man was swaying and trembling all over the boat. I'm afraid that it will end up with a plop, and the money for the boat will be lost, but I will file a lawsuit, which will be regarded as my murder. Xianggong is not drunk, and he is not old, but he is just anxious, if I hadn't lit the penny, you would have gone into the water and become the son-in-law of the Dragon King. ”

Liu Wenyang said: "The boatman has to make fun of me, I have something important, and I can't delay it, if you shake it quickly, I will naturally give you a lot of money." ”

Zhouzi said: "The big deal that Xianggong said is to let me rock the boat? That's what I'm good at! But I don't know where to go? ”

Liu Wenyang said; "Seeing that the big ship in front of you is not, catch up with it, and there will be a reward!"

When Zhouzi heard about it, he only put the penny at what time. The ship is already offshore, put down the penny, and hurry to chase over. While shaking it, he asked, "Xianggong, is the big ship with a long flag hanging on the mast?" ”

Liu Wenyang said: "Exactly."

Zhouzi said: "This is the boat of the Spring Breeze Smile Building in Poyang County, every good day, I like to come to the City God Temple in Peach Blossom Town to burn incense; But today is strange, it's not a good day, but why did it come?! ”

Liu Wen said in his heart, "It's not that the daimyo who has admired the appearance of the gods for a long time came to see the appearance. He said: "You don't want to be noisy, when will people go out and care about you?" Just rock your boat and do your part! ”

Na Zhouzi suddenly glanced at Liu Wenyang's handsome appearance, and smiled: "Oh, I know......"

Liu Wenyang didn't bother to pay attention to him.

Zhouzi said: "Why didn't Xianggong ask me why I laughed?" ”

Liu Wenyang said: "Why do I ask. ”

Zhouzi said again: "Then why didn't the prime minister ask me what I knew?" ”

Liu Wenyang didn't expect Zhouzi to be so nagging, it was simply the endless Tang Seng, so he said casually: "What do you know?" ”

Zhouzi smiled, pretending to be mysterious: "I saw your appearance, and I guessed that you must be the minister under the skirt of the Spring Thirteen Niang!" ”

"Ahh Liu Wenyang rubbed his nose fiercely.

He never imagined that the imagination of this boat would be so rich, and it seemed that no matter how stupid a person was, he would have an impatient color heart.

"It's cold, and this is the middle of the glacier, but Xianggong should be careful, don't catch a cold!" The first half of Zhouzi's sentence is still human words, but the second half of the sentence makes people panic, "If you have a cold, you will keep running your nose, and if you have a runny nose, it will be ugly, even if you are as handsome as Xianggong, if you drag two sticky and shiny big snots that keep bouncing up and down to see the Spring Thirteen Niang, it is estimated that she will be driven off the painting boat!" There is a way, my sister loves money more pretty! ”

Liu Wenyang was completely speechless, so he had to urge: "Don't be so wordy anymore, it's better to save your strength and rock the boat to catch up with others!" ”

"Alas, this is not true!" Na Zhouzi said, "In our business, the most taboo thing is to be too impatient. If you are in a hurry, you can easily get into trouble. It is best to talk to you like me and work hard at the same time, so that you can do the work without thinking about the hardships and tiredness of the work. ”

Liu Wenyang thought about it, but it was also the truth, it was a bitter and tiring job to rock the boat here in winter, if it wasn't forced by livelihood, who would want to come out against the cold wind, it would be better to lie in the quilt comfortably.

Thinking about it again, this boat looks stupid and dull, but he still knows how to "transfer spirits" and knows how to forget the pain.

So Liu Wenyang said: "Okay, you can say whatever you want, I just have to listen here!" ”

"Xianggong is really a good person." Na Zhouzi smiled, "Ordinary scholars don't bother to talk to us at all, as if they opened their mouths to talk to us, so they wronged them and lowered their status...... But I don't know the surname of the minister? ”

Liu Wenyang thought for a while and said, "My surname is Liu."

Zhouzi said: "Xianggong is also surnamed Liu, but this is strange. ”

Liu Wenyang was stunned when he heard this, and asked what was strange.

Zhouzi smiled: "You don't know that there is a person in this Peach Blossom Town who is also surnamed Liu, fortunately you are not him." ”

Liu Wenyang said: "What if it's him? ”

Zhouzi said: "It's that Liu Xianggong, I want to ask him if he is Liu Xianggong who is a fortune teller in Peach Blossom Town." ”

Liu Wenyang said: "It's Liu Xianggong, a fortune teller in Peach Blossom Town, what's going on?" ”

Zhouzi said: "It's Liu Xianggong, a fortune teller in Peach Blossom Town, I want to ask him if he is Liu Wenyang Liu Xianggong."

Liu Wenyang said: "Yes, what about Liu Wenyang and Liu Xianggong?" ”

Zhou Zi crushed his teeth and said: "You're honest, I'm not welcome, I slapped him a few times, and his nose was blue and his mouth was swollen, and blood came in between his teeth."

Liu Wenyang was taken aback when he heard this, so he asked Zhouzi: "What kind of grudge do you have with Liu Wenyang, but you want to beat him so badly?" Did you know that the crime of assault is very serious in the Ming Dynasty? ”

Zhouzi said with a smile: "Liu Wenyang and I have no enmity in the past life and no resentment in the present life, just for him to move his mouth can make a fortune, not only lived in a big house, but also bought two beautiful little maids to warm their beds in the middle of the night, but I have to rock the boat in the ice and snow, eat this cold wind, and sell this strength." From the ancient saying: People are more popular than people, and if I am not convinced by this, I will beat him. ”

Liu Wenyang said with a smile: "Hugh wants to talk nonsense, you are not him, how would you know that he bought a maid to warm the bed?" I heard that he is a righteous gentleman, not to mention that he has always been praised for his beauty, how could he do that kind of thing with the maid! The most important thing is that he can eat by mouth, that's his ability, what does it have to do with you? ”

Zhouzi said: "If he relies on his real ability, forget it, this is his ability, and I can't learn it." Alas, but he is full of nonsense, relying on pit abduction and deception to make a lot of money, so I am not convinced, and I want to beat this scum who pretends to be a god. ”

Liu Wenyang said, "You have wronged him, I heard that Liu Wenyang's fortune is good whether it is measuring words and divination, or observing yin and yang and looking at feng shui, so the business will be prosperous and customers will be full." ”

Zhouzi put his mouth on and said: "Don't believe him, Liu Wenyang will pretend to be a ghost, abduct and deceive him, and he has a detailed account in his stomach." ”

Liu Wenyang said: "I don't believe you will know the details. ”

Zhouzi said: "Liu Wenyang once had a hired worker named Red-eyed Ah San, Red-eyed Ah San had a cousin uncle called Coppersmith Ah Gen, coppersmith Ah Gen had a neighbor called Kuaizui Santai, and Kuaizui Santai had a goddaughter called Drag-nose Ah Qiao. ”

Liu Wenyang said: "How much effort do you have to go around like this? Just say no! ”

Zhouzi pretended to be pretentious: "There is always a source for everything, how salty the salt starts, how the vinegar starts from the acid, and how the words start. Xianggong, who are you dragging your nose and snot? It's my wife. ”

"Okay, you don't have to go so far, and say that red-eyed Ah San what does that red-eyed Ah San say about me......" Liu Wenyang almost leaked his mouth in a hurry, "Say that our little willow god in Peach Blossom Town is abducted and deceived and pretending to be a ghost?!" ”

Zhouzi teased: "This is a long story...... Let's say that Liu Wenyang has a concubine named Aunt Jin, but Aunt Jin is a famous widow~ woman, and somehow she fell in love with this little white-faced Liu Wenyang. The two of them went back and forth, so they secretly went to the bed together......"

Liu Wenyang frowned and said, "You're talking nonsense again!" Liu Wenyang has nothing to do with Aunt Jin, but who is this ** account? ”

Zhouzi said: "Of course it's the red-eyed Ah San, these are what he said." He also said that Liu Wenyang didn't know anything, but Aunt Jin went around promoting how strong he was for her lover, not only fortune telling, but also feng shui in the yin house...... That Liu Wen has such a good reputation, and he doesn't attract a lot of customers, so he pretends to be a ghost, continues to deceive customers, and sells feng shui hyacinth at a high price, the treasure mirror of the town house, and the things that were originally only a dozen mosquito dollars, but he sold them for one or two silver, or even counted two, and you say that his heart is not black, and people are not bad? ! ”

"This ......" Liu Wenyang was speechless, this Zhouzi's words can be said to be half wrong and half right.

It seems that the red-eyed Ah San was very unconvinced after being kicked out of the Liu family by himself, so he spread rumors everywhere, and blamed himself for not thinking of this, but he almost ruined his good reputation. It seems that the business of the feng shui hyacinth town house treasure mirror can no longer be done, and it cannot lose people's hearts for the sake of petty profits.

Just when Liu Wenyang was thinking wildly, Na Zhouzi suddenly said: "Xianggong, are you going to break the fortune?" ”

Liu Wenyang was stunned, "Why is this?" ”

Zhouzi said, "Because the painting boat is right in front!" ”

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