Chapter 60: Drunk

In June, the Tang Dynasty issued the second "Edict on Raising Warriors", in addition to recruiting strong men in Guanzhong, it also ordered Zhang Shuo and Cheng Qianli of the Ministry of War to go to Henan and Hebei to select warriors, and specially recruited strong men with strong bows and horses to be incorporated into the Western Army, recruiting about 8,000 strong men, and combining them with Xue Chongxun's Shence Army to form an elite army of 12,000 people. Princess Taiping also granted Xue Chongxun the general manager of the marching army, and held the military forces of Jieshuofang, Hexi, Longyou, and Jiannan, and controlled more than 300,000 troops under his rule, and mastered the right to transfer more than half of the elite troops stationed in the Tang Dynasty. The king of Jin supported the army for a while, and the sword pointed at Tubo, and the government and the opposition were in an uproar.

Xue Chongxun also named Zhang Wulang, Yin Ci, and Yang Siqiao as deputy generals, and "Erling" Wang Changling and Zhang Jiuling formed the shogunate group as the head, although these people were not top military talents in the Tang Dynasty, but the advantage was that they were all of the same heart with him, eliminating many non-tactical problems.

On the eve of the expedition, Princess Taiping feasted the ministers in the Lin De Palace, and at the banquet, she ordered someone to bring in a pair of armor, and said to Xue Chongxun: "This hundred refining armor is made by two hundred craftsmen day and night, and each piece of armor is made of fine iron, which is invulnerable. May it help you on the battlefield. ”

Xue Chongxun hurriedly stood up from the stool and bowed to thank him.

At this time, Princess Taiping took a scabbard decorated with a brilliant weapon with a golden wall from the hand of the eunuch Yu Liben and said: "The frost and snow treasure knife sharpens iron like mud, the Western Han Dynasty says Bai Jian, the Eastern Han Dynasty says Bai Hong, and the Tang Dynasty frost and snow are just right for you." ”

Xue Chongxun hurriedly walked up to the wooden platform, knelt down in front of the throne, took the treasure knife with both hands, and shouted: "With the divine soldiers given by my mother in my hands, the ministers will definitely be invincible, and eradicate the trouble of the Tang Dynasty henchmen in one fell swoop!" ”

The ministers also echoed loudly, saying auspicious words one after another, and the hall was very lively. Then Princess Taiping ordered the palace beauties to sing and dance to cheer up, the sound of silk and bamboo was endless, and the palace ladies were all flattering to Xue Chongxun during the banquet, and many ministers came up to toast, Xue Chongxun was dizzy and drunk, and he didn't know what day it was.

He was really too happy to be drunk for a while, and it was nothing if he was high, he was drunk and going crazy. Although he didn't do anything like beating people, he cried and laughed for a while, and he had enough foreign appearances in front of hundreds of officials and court ladies in the court.

The scene at this time was really embarrassing, Xue Chongxun used his sleeves to lift the cups and plates on the dining table all over the ground, and then took chopsticks and sang while knocking on the bowls, fortunately, all the princes in the hall drank a little too much, and it was not strange that they just laughed.

Xue Chongxun sang for a while, and suddenly hugged his wife and cried, making Li Yan'er's Silla skirt a mess, and he felt that Li Yan'er was pregnant and was going to go on the expedition, and he was a little sorry for her. Li Yan'er was embarrassed, so she had to pat him on the back and say comfort, telling him to win the battle and go home quickly. Princess Taiping saw that the couple were in love with each other, and thought that Li Yan'er was pregnant with her grandson, and she was even more satisfied with her daughter-in-law.

The palace song and dance on the stage continued, and the long-sleeved flying Moon Palace feather dance was accompanied by a beautiful and subtle piano sound. Unexpectedly, in this kind of music, there was a burst of heroic singing that did not match, and sang in the tune of Tang Lu's "Shangjiang Hong": "Angry hair rushes to the crown, leaning on the railing, Xiaoxiao rain rest." Raise your eyes, look up to the sky and roar, and be fierce. Thirty fame, dust and earth, eight thousand miles of clouds and moons. Don't wait, the young man's head is white, empty and sad! ”

Xue Chongxun's voice roared uncontrollably, and it suddenly shook the hall with echoes, and thousands of people turned their eyes to him in astonishment, and even the courtesans on the stage were stunned and stopped singing and dancing. I saw that he was standing there, and the stools and wine cups beside him were thrown to the ground, and he staggered two steps, the hat on his head was crooked, and he said another word, "Jing ......", and then fell to the ground on his back in the middle of the hall. What else is there to show at this time?

"King Jin is drunk." I don't know who said nonsense. Another minister said: "There is still a second half of this long and short sentence, and it will be good to wait for King Jin to wake up and ask." ”

Princess Taiping ordered: "Come on, help him to rest in the Chengxiang Palace." ”

The two eunuchs stepped forward to help him, but Xue Chongxun was tall and strong, and he couldn't hold it up like a wall, and the eunuchs and palace maids who were standing on the side hurriedly went over to help. His wife Li Yan'er is the most playful, seeing that Xue Chongxun was so embarrassed tonight, she didn't feel ashamed, but covered her small mouth and smiled, leaning forward and back, and her stomach was afraid that it hurt to laugh.

As soon as everyone helped him up, he seemed to wake up, pushed on the chest of a palace maid, and shouted: "Lao Tzu will go by himself!" Now those palace ladies all laughed, probably because the people in the palace were talking as if they were pinching their throats, and suddenly they thought it was funny to hear such a voice?

So a large group of eunuchs and palace maids surrounded Xue Chongxun and walked to the palace gate, afraid that he would fall, this guy is Princess Taiping's favorite son and holds great power, and everyone has to protect him like a treasure if he messes around. Out of the Lin De Palace, he sent him to the Chengxiang Hall with the imperial chariot (the emperor's car) that Princess Taiping usually sits.

After entering the Chengxiang Palace, someone asked, "Where does King Jin want to rest?" ”

"Where is the golden city." Xue Chongxun replied casually.

At this time, there were dozens of palace people around him, although the matter between him and Jincheng was known to the world, but it could not be said on the scene, everyone was a little embarrassed, and finally there was a humane: "Since the king of Jin said that he was going, send him to the apse." ”

The group had just walked through a palace gate inside, and was meeting the Empress Dowager Gao, who was originally going to "mourn" and was inconvenient to participate in such a singing and dancing feast. ”

Xue Chongxun fixed his eyes, but he still didn't see it clearly, he only felt that the golden jade was dangling in front of him, and he faintly felt that there was a woman's white jade-like skin and he didn't even know how many women were in front of him, so he asked, "Who of you is Jincheng?" ”

Gao said angrily: "I can't even recognize people." ”

A palace maid whispered: "Just now, the prince was drunk in the middle after singing in the main hall, and the slaves and maids sent him to rest." ”

Gao's heavy makeup, expressionless face, showed a rare smile. At this time, Xue Chongxun suddenly walked in front of her and said, "I will go on the expedition in two days, and I will satisfy you well tonight." ”

Everyone was stunned, and Gao said angrily: "King Jin, please keep your identity!" ”

Xue Chongxun was still holding a bird at this time, and he reached out to grab Gao's family, but he didn't catch it properly, and only grabbed the clothes on her shoulder. Gao was in a hurry to break free and want to run, only to hear a "bang" and tear off a large piece of her dress, at this time it was the turn of summer and autumn, people were already thin, not to mention that the court ladies were wearing even less, her outer clothes were torn off, and there was nothing left on her upper body Fortunately, there was still an underwear, and her arms, back, and abdomen were all exposed, Xue Chongxun grabbed a piece of silk in his hand, and suddenly smelled a woman's fragrance, fermented in alcohol, and he was immediately interested.

Gao clasped his hands in front of his chest and turned around and ran, and Xue Chongxun chased after him without saying a word. The palace people are in a hurry, what should I do now? That woman is the wife of the first emperor, and the King of Jin wants to do it|no one can do it|her! A palace maid hurriedly shouted: "The prince must not, that is the queen mother!" ”

This sentence reminded the Gao family, and she was also busy exclaiming: "King Jin, I am the Empress Dowager Gao, you can see clearly!" ”

Unexpectedly, Xue Chongxun actually said: "Empress Dowager Gao? Isn't that my woman too? ”

Everyone looked at each other, no one dared to stop him, and when he saw that he still had the "Frost and Snow Treasure Knife" given by Princess Taiping hanging around his waist, that thing was known as sharpening iron like clay, and he was drunk again, and when the time came, he pulled out and stabbed people in anger, which was not fun.

Some eunuchs were in a hurry and said: "Hurry up and report to Your Highness!" ”

After hearing this, the two of them thought it was good and turned around and ran, and the eunuch instructed again: "Whisper, it's not good to spread this matter in the palace." ”

At this time, Xue Chongxun had already chased Gao to the dormitory, and dozens of eunuchs hurriedly followed, only to see Gao standing next to a big case of alalfalsis and turning around to dodge, how could she be willing to follow Xue Chongxun at this time? In front of everyone's eyes, and the name is not right, it is so bad that he loses his face. She shouted: "What are you still standing and doing, quickly catch King Jin, he is drunk and you are also drunk?!" ”

The eunuchs and palace maids looked at each other, and looked at the weapons on Xue Chongxun's waist together, but no one moved. If the person who gave this order was Princess Taiping, they might have stepped forward and fought hard, but if it wasn't Taiping, they just stood still, as if there was glue on the soles of their feet.

The two loyal servants and palace maids in the Gao palace finally rushed up at the risk of death, but at this time, they only heard a loud "bang", Xue Chongxun kicked the board in front of him away, so frightened that the two palace maids and the Gao family stayed in place, he took the opportunity to rush up with an arrow step, hugged the Gao family into his arms, and shouted: "Help!" ”

Xue Chongxun smiled: "You shout, it's useless to shout." ”

Gao's body was weak and he couldn't help it, his face turned red, he glanced at the dozens of people behind Xue Chongxun, and hurriedly said: "So many people, you ......" Before the sentence was finished, Xue Chongxun's big mouth was already blocked, and a big hand also touched her chest, grabbing a big white rabbit in his hand.

"Wow!" The last piece of cloth on her upper body was easily torn off and flew into the air, the light red ayara flying like a kite in the middle of the magnificent palace.

Although Gao's words and deeds are very dull and old-fashioned on weekdays, she is only a teenager after all, and she can't hide her spring color when she pulls out her clothes, figure and skin. The figure is not plump, the two white rabbits are of moderate size, the color and shape are very beautiful, and the waist is also soft and slender, in short, it is completely enough to arouse Xue Chongxun's desire.

Her face was crimson, and the humiliation was a foregone conclusion, but she desperately pressed her legs together to try to hold on to the last line of defense. G