Chapter 137: It's not good to mess around
I'm going to go, you're cheating on me. Liu Chengfeng listened to the words of the princess,
I slandered in my heart. Because he had clearly felt that many imperial doctors were looking at him with hatred.
What kind of medical ethics, this is for patients, but for competitors, where is there any "Tao" virtue to speak of, this school captain is obviously here to smash his job.
The princess's quack almost stabbed the pride of all the imperial doctors. The bowl of rice of the imperial doctor, in fact, is not so delicious, after all, the people who have to see a doctor are the nobles in the palace, people say that you are a quack, what can you do? Everyone naturally didn't dare to hate Her Royal Highness the princess, but for Liu Chengfeng, they all put on a disagreeable look.
Liu Chengfeng was under a lot of pressure, so he had to go to the bed, glanced at the imperial doctor who took Empress Zhang's pulse, and said, "Brother, I don't know what Empress Zhang's pulse is?" β
The imperial doctor who was asked by Liu Chengfeng, with a childish face and crane hair, seemed to be in good spirits, but the pair of triangular eyes made people feel uncomfortable all over, this imperial doctor was still the pharmacy still medicine Yu Feng Liu Xiru, Liu Xiru saw Liu Chengfeng to ask, but he smiled coldly and said: "The old man is clumsy, let's ask Mr. Liu to take the pulse." "Liu Xiru is very unhappy with the hairy boy in front of him, treating diseases and looking at people, although it is not very fashionable to talk about seniority, but medical skills are inseparable from experience, no matter how talented this kid in front of him is, how much ability can he have? In addition, as the head of Shang Pharmacy, he is constantly responsible for regulating the emperor's body, and he has prescribed a lot of prescriptions before, but the emperor's work and rest are repeated, and he is impermanent when eating, Liu Xiru is also helpless, and as a result, he let an unknown boy divide three by five by two, and raise the emperor's body, which is repayable, Liu Xiru is like being indirectly slapped on his old face, both ashamed and angry, but it is just the reality in front of his eyes, what can he do?
Now Princess Duoduo is calling him like this again, and what quack doctor makes Liu Xiru feel even more embarrassed, and now Liu Chengfeng still wants to probe from himself.
"Well, Queen Zhang's illness is quite doubtful, so Suo Xing let this kid come, and when something happens, there will be no old man's involvement." This Liu Xi said a sentence to Liu Chengfeng, and when he thought so, he coldly stepped aside to make room for Liu Chengfeng.
Liu Chengfeng saw that he was obviously difficult, but he was not polite, Suo Xing occupied his position, and his hand was about to put his hand on Queen Zhang's wrist, but the next moment, he paused. couldn't help but say to Zhu Xuan: "Weichen Mo Mo Mo Zhang Empress Zhang's hand, the emperor won't be jealous, right?" "Although Liu Chengfeng is very polite, there are some taboos that should be paid attention to, such as this queen, the eunuchs are okay to touch, and these seventy and eighty imperial doctors don't matter if they touch it, but Liu Chengfeng is a young man with strong blood after all, this is a matter of two words, who knows if this Zhu Zhujiao will be jealous, and take the opportunity to clean himself up when the time comes.
Zhu Xuanjiao's eyes widened immediately when he was asked by this kid, and it was not taboo that was originally a taboo, but now he pierced the window paper, but he didn't know whether to agree or not.
Duoduo on the other side urged: "Didn't you worship my father as a master?" You are now your father's protΓ©gΓ©, a junior, don't be wordy about what is important about the pulse, and it is important to heal the disease quickly. Liu Chengfeng was speechless, and couldn't help thinking: "I am still your brother's teacher, and it stands to reason that I am also the same generation as your mother, if I count my generation with your Zhu family, this will be a sin." β
He thought for a moment and said, "Wait, let me see first." "Stand up, leaning down and looking at Queen Zhang's face, Chinese medicine pays attention to Wang Wenwang's hearing and asking, this is the summary of later generations, this word is to diagnose the condition from the patient's skin and physical characteristics, Queen Zhang's face is not miserable white, blood is red and purple, but it is not at all like a sign of fainting caused by qi and blood, more like something blocked her mouth and nose, and made her breathless.
"It's strange, no wonder you haven't woken up yet, isn't it caused by blood attack?" Liu Chengfeng pondered in his heart, and then asked: "When the queen fainted, who was by her side at that time." Princess Duoduo said, "I'm here." Liu Chengfeng said: "When Empress Zhang fainted, what was it like. β
Princess Duoduo thought for a moment and said, "I don't remember. That's it," she said, propping her forehead and trying to recall, "and then she fell down with a bang." "Ahh Liu Chengfeng obviously didn't appreciate Duoduo's acting skills very much, but he caught it.
Princess Duoduo nodded hurriedly and said, "Yes, yes, that's right." β
Liu Chengfeng thought for a while, and then said: "Who will help, break the queen's mouth a little, hey, whoever is who, you go and get the lantern." β
The person Liu Chengfeng refers to is naturally Shangyao Yufeng Liu Xiru, Liu Xiru is almost half dead of anger, but now that Liu Chengfeng has come forward to diagnose and treat, if he doesn't listen to his words and do it, if he says that Liu Xiru delayed the time for treatment, then who should Liu Xiru talk to?
Liu Xiru was helpless, so he had to go and pick up a lamp, and when Zhu Yizhu heard that he was still going to break his mouth, he reached over and quietly pinched Queen Zhang's cheeks, and quietly pinched Queen Zhang's mouth open.
Liu Chengfeng couldn't help but say, "Your Majesty, open it a little bigger." Liu Chengfeng is still very serious about doing things, not to mention that this queen is angry like this, but it was also caused by him, after all, the article was secretly concocted by him, and he set up an empty newspaper by himself, so as to involve this queen in his own case and use it to protect himself. Therefore, Liu Chengfeng looked very attentive when he looked sick.
In fact, Empress Zhang's illness, he already has a little confidence in his heart, after all, he was an outpatient doctor in his previous life, and the patients he received a day were not a hundred but dozens, and what kind of questions and miscellaneous diseases were involved. As for these imperial doctors, don't look at each of them with profound medical skills and their own strengths, but compared to Liu Chengfeng, they are slightly inexperienced, because their mathematical knowledge comes from books, and after becoming the imperial medical officer, the nobles in this palace may not be able to see a few times a year, so once they encounter knowledge that is not in the books, they will immediately be blind.
Coupled with the limitations of the times, Liu Chengfeng asked Liu Xiru to move the lamp closer and looked at Queen Zhang's voice.
Immediately, he smiled quietly and said, "Did Empress Zhang contract typhoid fever a few days ago?" Zhu Yizhu was about to speak, but Duoduo hurriedly said: "Yes, a few days ago, I said that my body was a little weak, and I didn't even tell my father, for fear that my father would worry, how did you guess it." β
"Nonsense, there is inflammation in the tonsils, it should be caused by a virus xing cold, but those imperial doctors didn't notice anything unusual when they didn't take the pulse just now, so there must be no fever, I understand." Liu Chengfeng thought in his heart, and then said, "Did you still spit out thick phlegm a few days ago?" β
Duoduo couldn't help but say: "You guessed it right, I also asked the queen mother to see a doctor, but the queen mother said that it was not necessary, it was just a minor illness." β
Seeing that Liu Chengfeng repeatedly guessed Queen Zhang's physical condition, Duoduo had some expectations for Liu Chengfeng, and said, "Can the queen mother be cured?" Liu Chengfeng already understood, and said: "This disease is easy to treat, Queen Zhang's throat was suppurated before, and there was already inflammation, plus she was frightened today, in a hurry, the thick phlegm blocked the esophagus, just suck out the thick phlegm It's fine, but the time is urgent, if you don't suck it out, I'm afraid that there will be a danger of xing's life, who will suck it?" In fact, it is a disease, after some kind of change, it is transformed into another disease, this disease can not be talked about, it is difficult to annotate, such a coincidence, I am afraid that I can't find one in ten years, but it just happened, and it happened that Liu Chengfeng in the previous life was usually in the outpatient department, reading some newspapers and magazines such as medical newspapers, and there were all kinds of doubts and miscellaneous diseases around the world, this disease, there was an Australian woman who also had it, At first, several expert doctors could not find the disease anyway, and after doing a B ultrasound, they found that there was a thin object in the esophagus.
Liu Chengfeng saw the news at the time. Because I'm always thinking about how to suck. It's a lot of yy. That's why I remember it very clearly.
Liu Chengfeng's heart is very dangerous at this time, and it is a woman who is still sick, or a queen, otherwise let herself suck, which is numb.
"Suck" Zhu Zhizhu heard that he was worried about Xing's life, and he was already a little out of proportion: "How to suck?" Liu Chengfeng thought for a while and said, "It's the foreplay before doing things." β
"What's foreplay?" Not only Zhu Xuanjiao, but the imperial doctors in the room were all confused about the professional terms that Liu Chengfeng came up with.
Liu Chengfeng was speechless, so he had to say: "Do you know how to give birth to a child?" β
When I said this, everyone understood, and they all nodded in a sudden understanding, all of which we all knew, except for a few eunuchs and the wide-eyed princess Duoduo.
Liu Chengfeng said: "What do you have to do before giving birth?" "This and this" Zhu Zhizhu understood, and felt that what Liu Chengfeng said was too bonely, and he was about to interrupt, who knew that Liu Chengfeng felt that it was not thorough enough, so he specially added: "Isn't it necessary to do it in the east and west before giving birth to a child?" Anyway, in addition to messing around or doing some nonsense with your fingers and **, the rest is to suck. β
Those imperial doctors were all old and red-faced, and even the eunuchs couldn't help but laugh, Zhu Zhizhu was dumbfounded for a while, only that Duoduo, still confused, and couldn't help asking: "Mo what, there are fingers, ** ......" "Duoduo, shut up." Zhu Xuanjiao hurriedly scolded, and then said: "Everyone, all retreat!" β
The people who filled the hall knew it in their hearts and withdrew one after another.
In Kunning Palace, only Empress Zhang, Zhu Xuanjiao, Liu Chengfeng and Princess Duoduo remained.
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