Chapter 2 The Poor Country Comes Out of the Dead
As soon as the sky was bright, Fang Huan got up and walked out of the house lightly, without disturbing his mother.
After chopping some firewood in the yard, first make the kang warmer, and then make a fire to cook.
A small pot of rice porridge without a few grains, and a small plate of wild vegetables picked in the mountains.
Fang Huan deliberately left a steamed bun for his mother, and he just drank a bowl of water with the smell of rice and sandwiched two chopsticks of wild vegetables.
Today I said that I would go to the mountains with the old medicine head to collect medicine, so I had to go early.
When Fang Huan cleaned up, put the bamboo basket on his back, and pushed open the gate of the yard at home, he saw a group of people walking in the distance.
At the head was a bloated woman, dressed in a pink dress embroidered with large flowers, with a pile of rouge gouache on her face, and her cheeks were red, much like the butt of a monkey in the mountains.
The woman walked in front with her fat waist twisted, followed by three men, all with hoes and axes.
One of them still has a bandage on his arm, and it is Liu Laosi.
Fang Huan frowned, and immediately turned around and went back to the yard to pick up the woodcutter.
Fang Huan cleaned the blood stains on the blade last night, and now holding it in his hand, Fang Huan felt a lot more at ease.
Fang Huan knew all these people, and the woman at the head was Liu Laosi's daughter-in-law, called Hua Gu.
In addition to Liu Laosi, the remaining two men are Hua Gu's brothers, Da Yong and Er Yong, both of whom are crop men.
Looking at Hua Gu's menacing appearance and the matter of the guys in the hands of the three men, Fang Huan knew that he was looking for trouble.
For fear of waking up his mother, Fang Huan pushed open the door, clutched the firewood knife in his hand, and greeted the four people.
Liu Laosi walked behind Hua Gu, his face was a little red and swollen, and there were scratches, it looked like he was slashed last night, not to mention, and he was beaten up by Hua Gu after returning home, and he cowered and lowered his head at the moment.
Seeing Fang Huan carrying a bamboo basket and a firewood knife on his back, the flower girl who was dressed as a "flower and branch" immediately shouted at the top of her voice.
"The neighbors are all awake, come out and take a look!
The villagers of Longweipo went to bed early, and naturally woke up early, most of them were making breakfast at the moment, and when they heard the shouting of Hua Gu, they pushed open the doors and windows one after another, and looked at Hua Gu, wanting to see what kind of demon this girl was doing early in the morning.
Hua Gu's fat hand pinched an orchid finger, pointed at Fang Huan and said: "Last night, this little bastard fox girl seduced my fourth child and let this little bastard cut off my fourth child's arm, folks, you give me a comment and tell me what to do about it?"
After speaking, Hua Gu pulled out Liu Laosi, who was hiding behind her.
Liu Laosi stood in the middle of the road, bowing his head and embarrassed to look up.
The villagers who pushed open the doors and windows looked at the bandages on Liu Laosi's arms and the scratches on his red and swollen face, and they generally knew what was going on.
Eighty percent of this Liu Laosi ran to harass Fang Rou again, and was cut by someone's son.
Just when the villagers were discussing, Hua Gu pinched her waist and continued:
"Folks, tell me, if this matter is spread out, won't it be a shame for my son Liu Xiang? My son Liu Xiang is a shame, that is, the entire Xianmen will be embarrassed, what if the immortals of the Xianmen know about it, and turn around and be angry with the big guy. ”
"What kind of green onion is your son, and he can still implicate the entire Xianmen? Don't pour dirty water on our mother's head! Yesterday, your man drank too much in the middle of the night and ran to my house to slam the door, you don't see what the man is throwing here?"
Although Fang Huan is young, only twelve years old, he has been bullied by the village a lot since he was a child, and he is not polite at all.
"Do you have a little bastard to talk here? Ma Yu go back and let your fox girl get out, the old lady doesn't ask for justice today, and when my son Liu Xiang comes back, no one can think about it!"
The villagers all laughed and watched the excitement, even if they knew that they couldn't complain about the two of them, but no one was willing to speak up.
First, Hua Gu has an extraordinary son, and no one wants to offend.
The second is Fang Rou's fox charmer, who seduces other generals with a bit of appearance, and in the end, he doesn't stay in this Longwei Slope to suffer, he deserves it!
Fang Huan didn't point out that these so-called "villagers" would help him out, but just held the firewood knife tightly and stood in the middle of the road, with his own courtyard gate behind him.
Hua Gu glanced at the firewood knife in Fang Huan's hand, and the next moment she shouted heartbreakingly: "Folks, you all take a look, this little bastard, yesterday he used a knife to cut my fourth child, and now he is threatening me with a knife, this woman is so fierce at a young age, how can you get it when you grow up in the future!
The thin monkey pushed open the door of his house, glanced at Liu Laosi, who lowered his head and didn't dare to speak, rolled his eyes, and smiled with a smile: "Aunt Hua, I was also there yesterday, but I heard your Liu Laosi say that you are far worse than Fang Rou, your body is the same as a pig, and you have a taste, and you might as well go to the pigsty to find a pig." Fang Rou's waist, seven or eight plus one piece is not as thick as you, tsk, and said that if Fang Rou agrees to follow him, he will immediately divorce you. ”
The folks who watched the play burst into laughter!
Hua Gu's face, which was originally similar to a monkey's buttocks, suddenly became gloomy, and she glanced at Liu Laosi fiercely, held back her anger, and said in a low voice: "Look at how the old lady will clean you up when she comes home!"
"Daughter-in-law, I didn't! It was really Fang Rou's fox who seduced me! I didn't do anything! I swear!" Liu Laosi immediately shouted, raising a hand and pointing at the Heavenly Dao.
"Liu Laosi, if you don't want people to know, don't you don't understand? How dare you say that you don't dare to admit it? Isn't it a gentleman? There are two taels of white meat in the crotch of his pants. The skinny monkey continued to provoke.
"You!" Liu Laosi pointed at the thin monkey, and his eyes were about to breathe fire.
Hua Gu twisted two handfuls of Liu Laosi's waist with her fat hand, turned her head and said to Fang Huan: "This little bastard fox girl, I used to hook up with other generals, thinking that the grass chicken would become a phoenix, but in the end not only did not become a phoenix, but also gave birth to such a little mongrel, and now seeing that the general will not come back, I came to seduce our fourth child again, phew, what a shameless slut!"
"Fat woman, put your mouth clean, believe it or not, I tore your mouth!" Fang Huan raised the firewood knife in his hand, and pointed the tip of the knife at Hua Gu and said angrily.
"Yo, I'm so scared, folks, you saw it, I told the truth, this little bastard pointed a knife at me and threatened me, there is no education at all, that is, Fang Rou's kind of fox can give birth to such an uneducated thing. My son Liu Xiang is not like this, he was favored by the immortals and accepted as a disciple, this is the gap between people and people. ”
"Aunt Hua, we know that your son is very powerful, and you can't afford to mention your son when you open your mouth and shut up, if you want justice, I'm still waiting to cook." The skinny monkey shouted.
"It's just that they're all waiting to eat and work in the fields. ”
"Then I won't talk nonsense, little bastard, tell your fox girl to get out, kneel down and kowtow to my mother three times, and give my fourth child the medicine money, my mother and I have a lot of adults, and I don't bother to bother with pariahs like you. Hua Gu hugged her fat chest and said.
Untouchables, in the eyes of her Hua Gu, the villagers of Longweipo are all untouchables, who let them not give birth to a good son.
"I tore your mouth!" Fang Huan was angry, stepped forward, and slashed at Hua Gu's fat body with the firewood knife in his hand.
"Kill someone, folks, look, little bastard is going to kill someone!" Hua Gu screamed as she hid behind Dayong Eryong.
Dayong saw Fang Huan holding a firewood knife and slashing over, and directly raised his foot and kicked heavily on Fang Huan's chest.
Fang Huan, who had never learned any martial arts, was directly kicked out by this kick and fell to the ground, but he still clutched the firewood knife in his hand, and his face was marked with blood by the sand and stones on the ground.
"Huan'er!" The courtyard door opened, and Fang Rou, who heard the noise, only had time to put on a robe and come out, her snow-white arms were exposed, and when she saw her son who had fallen to the ground, she hurriedly ran over, squatted down and hugged her son.
Seeing Fang Rou's snow-white skin, slender waist and beautiful face, Hua Gu was angry.
"Folks, look at this fox, his arms are exposed, this untidy dress, seducing men early in the morning, am I wrong?"
Fang Rou turned her head to look at Hua Gu while protecting her son in her arms, and said coldly: "Hua Gu, you have lived for more than forty years, and you have to deal with a child?"
"Your son has no education at all, and he still wants to cut his mother, what happened to me disciplining my son for you? Hua Gu hugged her arms and said condescendingly.
"What the hell do you want to do today?"
"How about it? You fox son knelt down and kowtowed to the old lady three times, and paid ten taels of silver, and this matter will be pulled down, otherwise when my son comes back, he will know that this little bastard hurt his father and scolded his mother, and then my filial son will be so filial, if you abolish this little bastard, don't blame me." ”
Fang Rou was silent and looked down at her son.
"Mother, no! I'll fight with them!" Fang Huan struggled to break free from Fang Rou's arms.
"Huan'er!" Fang Rou shook her head.
When Fang Huan quieted down, Fang Rou seemed to have made up a lot of determination and turned her head to look at Hua Gu.
Hua Gu's fat face smiled, and the texture of the folds was like a blooming chrysanthemum, beaming with pride.
My figure is not as good as Fang Rou, my skin is not as good as Fang Rou, and my face is not as good as Fang Rou, but my mother has a good son, and she is stronger than anything else!
Fang Rou let go of Fang Huan in her arms and walked towards Hua Gu step by step.
Fang Rou knew that Liu Xiang might not dare to kill his son, but he still dared to break his son's hands and feet, and with the support of the Immortal Gate.
"Mother!" Fang Huan grabbed the corner of Fang Rou's clothes and shook his head vigorously.
Fang Rou took a deep breath, slowly pushed away her son's hand, and slowly bent her knees towards Hua Gu.
Hua Gu was very happy in her heart, thinking, when the fox girl knelt down, she had to slap her twice, and put on a weak posture every day, isn't it just to seduce a man and make a man pity her?
"Be forgiving and forgiving, let this be the end of the matter. An old voice rang out.