Sheephorn Village is located at the west foot of Sheephorn Mountain, the walled fort is built by the mountain, there is only a winding mountain road leading to the Zhaimen in the middle, the back mountain is a dense jungle and a broken bank, as long as dozens of people guard the mountain road in front, even if thousands of troops and horses are difficult to attack.

On this day, it is the day of the joy of the owner of the sheep and the village, he wants to marry a beautiful lady who is like a flower, the village is full of lights, jubilant, the minions move out of the wine, kill the pig and slaughter the sheep, and prepare for the celebration for three days.

There is no cell in Giethoorn Village, on weekdays, they do that costless business, either rob money and release people, or kill things with a knife, there is no need to repair the cell, this is cheap Tao Er, he was locked up in a firewood room, not only does not have the unpleasant stench of the cell, just hide is a haystack, if it is not for Lu Da Niu sitting next to him, he must be doing well.

Lu Da Niu carried a jar of old wine, kicked a bowl of it, and kicked Tao Er around, Tao Er's feet were tied, two teeth were kicked out, and his nose was covered with bloodbleeds.

"Damn, dare to plot against me Lu Da Niu, see if I don't kick you in the head and blossom, if it weren't for the military advisor's orders, today is the day of great joy for our village owners, the dead are unlucky, I have to cut you with a knife!"

"Brother Lu spares his life! The villain doesn't know that Brother Lu is a good man in Sheephorn Village, if he knows, even if the villain has the courage to do so, he won't dare to plot against Brother Lu! "Missing two front teeth, Tao Er's voice begging for mercy is a little slurred!

"Well, that's pretty much the same, but you smashed the blood on my head and saw the red, so I couldn't go to the wedding banquet of the village owner, which has to be counted separately." Lu Da Niu said and flew towards Tao Er again.

Oh!

Tao Er rolled around on the ground, howling miserably, Lu Da Niu was a little stunned, a tendon, and the things that were recognized were often nine cows that could not be pulled back, no, after being smashed by Tao Er, let Tao Er's tongue grow flowers, and he couldn't deceive him to stop.

"Brother Lu, you spare the villain, don't fight, don't fight, and if you do, the villain can't help screaming in pain, in case the noise annoys your village owner, I'm afraid Brother Lu, you will also be scolded."

"Well, it makes sense, but you can't quarrel with our village master!" Lu Daniu finally stopped this time, tilted his head and began to think very seriously. Everyone in Giethoorn knows that although Lu Da Niu is a little stupid, he has always liked to think about problems.

Tao Er finally frightened this big stunned man when he saw it, and he was secretly happy in his heart, who knew that after Lu Daniu thought about it seriously, he suddenly became enlightened, and he didn't know where he found a pair of stinky socks and stuffed them into Tao Er's mouth.

The thick "sauce fragrance" on the socks choked Tao Er to tears, oh my God! The bandit's socks, just think about it, you know how strong and rich the smell is, Tao Er swears, this is the most unforgettable taste he has tasted in his life.

Tao Er whimpered, but unfortunately his mouth was tightly blocked, and when he could speak, Lu Daniu smiled with satisfaction: "I didn't expect your brain to be quite useful!" If you don't mention it, I really can't think of blocking your mouth, well, thanks to you, I'm not afraid of arguing with the owner of the village! ”

Tao Eryi had the heart to die by hitting his head, and he talked for a long time, but in exchange for such a result, this is not an egg hitting a stone - the egg hurts!

Not to mention how Tao Er enjoyed the happiness of ** in the firewood room while tasting the delicious food that is rare in the world. Behind the Juyi Hall in Giethoorn Village, the eldest princess of Kang Guo was locked in one of the most luxurious rooms in Giethoorn Village, in addition to a bed, there were two tables in the room, four chairs, and a nice large bronze mirror.

The eldest princess of Kang was wrapped with a piece of red cloth, there was no tailor in the sheep's horn village, and the owner of the village, Tian Dazhuang, was in a hurry to enter the cave room, so he wrapped a piece of red cloth as the bride's auspicious clothes.

"Madam, madam, don't tear it up, if you can't worship later, the owner of the village will be angry......"

"How bold are you, do you know who I am? I am the eldest princess of the Great Song Dynasty, if you dare to do this to me, I will let my sixth brother cut off your heads! Don't let me go! Get out of the way......" Princess Kang was extremely angry, and saw that she couldn't get rid of the grasp of the two women, so she brought out her identity as a princess.

She was a princess, and she had an aura of power, and the two women were too frightened to step forward.

Seeing that the sun was setting, all the minions in the Juyi Hall were still busy working, and Tian Dazhuang, who was wearing a big red flower, was a little dissatisfied, if the sun had gone down, what would it be like to worship the church?

Tian Dazhuang was about to scold, and a woman stumbled out of the inner hall, and said breathlessly: "Zhai...... The owner of the village, Mrs. said she was...... It's the princess of the Great Song Dynasty! Let the owner of the village go to ......."

"Princess? What princess? Who is the princess, you can tell the fuck clearly! ”

Tian Dazhuang raised his hand and slapped the woman, beating the woman dizzy, and Yu Wentong, the military advisor on the side, hurriedly stopped: "The owner of the village is angry, and let me come down and ask"

"Tell me, what's going on?"

"Back to the military division, Mrs. said that she is the eldest princess of the Great Song Dynasty, let us let her go, otherwise let the emperor send troops to level our sheep's horn village!"

Tian Dazhuang and Yu Wentong looked at each other, suddenly, Tian Dazhuang looked up to the sky and laughed, his voice shook the Juyi Hall and buzzed, Yu Wentong stroked the goatee and said: "The owner of the village, in my opinion, although this woman is ordinary, her demeanor is extraordinary, and she really does not look like she was born in an ordinary family." ”

"Strategist, don't you believe what kind of princess she is?"

"There are no surprises in the world, the owner of the village, or let's go and ask clearly before making plans!"

"Prepare for a bird!"

After Tian Dazhuang finished speaking, he walked to the inner hall first, and when he arrived in front of the new house, his big feet flew up and kicked the door loudly, looking at the stunned beauties inside, Tian Dazhuang laughed and said: "You said you are the princess of the Great Song Dynasty, right?" Wonderful! Great! The owner of this village will come to be a colt tonight, and say! Are you a princess? ”

Facing Tian Dazhuang, who had a big waist and a beard, the eldest princess of Kang Guo was so frightened that she hid behind the table, and soon she came back to her senses, feeling that she couldn't show weakness at this moment, so she straightened up her waist and scolded: "Bold, you are a bad man, you dare to be so rude to this princess, you don't let me go, I ...... I...... I asked my sixth brother to send troops to level your broken stockade! ”

"Sixth brother? Hahaha! Who is your sixth brother? Is it really the current Emperor of the Great Song Dynasty? That's great! ”

"The owner of the village, can you come down and ask her?"

"Okay, okay, please ask the military advisor to ask, you'd better ask a real princess, let me also taste what it's like to be a colt, hahaha!"

Yu Wentong stepped forward and asked in a harmonious voice: "Are you really the eldest princess of the Great Song Dynasty?" ”

The eldest princess of Kang Guo straightened her waist again, glanced at Yu Wentong and replied: "Of course, you still don't let me go soon!" If you let me go, I'll let my sixth brother not bother with you, otherwise, hum! ”

"How could the princess of the Great Song Dynasty appear alone in this barren mountain and wilderness? What do you have to prove your status as a princess? ”

"I ...... What do I have to prove? I was originally the eldest princess of the Great Song Dynasty, I don't believe you can follow me to Tokyo to have a look. ”

Yu Wentong looked at her carefully, and the more she looked, the more she felt that she was from an extraordinary background, but what kind of person is Princess Da Song, how can she be alone in this barren mountain? In addition, the eldest princess of Kang Guo couldn't find anything to prove her identity, and Yu Wentong would not really believe her.

"You still won't let me go!" The eldest princess of Kang Guo scolded again!

Tian Dazhuang saw that her delicate appearance had a charm, and he couldn't help but swallow his saliva and laughed: "Okay, good!" The owner of this village believes in your princess, come! Tell the owner to go down, the owner of the village is about to marry the princess, and let the little ones play the drums! ”

"What are you doing? You let go of me, you let go of me, I am the eldest princess of the Great Song Dynasty, you can't do this to me! Lord Kang cried and struggled, but Tian Dazhuang's arm was as thick as a bucket, how could she break free.

Outside the Juyi Hall, a group of minions got Tian Dazhuang's orders, and they no longer decorated them, and the broken drums and suona were blown together, and they were also very lively for a while, and they had a turning over the atmosphere.

In a burst of laughter, the eldest princess Kang was forced to worship with Tian Dazhuang, Tian Dazhuang asked the two women to pull the eldest princess Kang back to the new house, and then laughed proudly: "Little ones, have you heard?" The owner of the village actually married a princess today, hahaha, I declare that from tomorrow, you are not allowed to call me the owner of the village again, you have to change your name to Fan Hou! ”

A minion immediately slapped the horse's ass: "The owner of the village...... Uh, no, Fan Hou, from the moment you worship the church, you are a Fan Hou, why wait until tomorrow? The brothers said yes? ”

"That's right, Fan Hou! Fan Hou..."

Tian Dazhuang picked up a bowl of wine, snorted a few times and fell down, and then laughed and said: "Today, the owner of this village has married a wife and been promoted, and all the brothers of the family have let go of their stomachs to drink, drink and drink, we will not get drunk and return!" ”

"Drink, drink! Hahaha! ”

The sunset slowly sank down the mountain, torches were lit, meat jokes were said one by one, laughter was like a tide in front of the Juyi Hall, dozens of thieves ate meat in large pieces, drank wine in large bowls, and were so happy.

On the side of the firewood room, Lu Da Niu probed out from time to time, he was extremely annoyed that he could not participate in such a carnival, and he couldn't help but kick Tao Er again, Tao Er seemed to be out of breath, motionless, Lu Da Niu poured himself a few bowls of stuffy wine, and saw that Tao Er still didn't move, so he staggered over.

"Don't pretend to be dead, if you are really dead, it's terrible, this is a celebration for our village owner, I can't spare it...... Yes! ”

Lu Da Niu tripped over something, fell to the ground with a stumble, the wine bowl in his hand was broken into several pieces, he got up and kicked Tao Er twice, as if Tao Er tripped him down, Tao Er was kicked by him and rolled twice, and a thin muffled sound came out of his mouth.

Lu Da Niu didn't bother to pay attention to him, turned around and changed the bowl and continued to drink, and after drinking, he fell asleep on the hay opposite.

Tao Er, who was originally silent, opened his eyes at this time!

(To be continued)