Chapter 150: Li Yexu punches Yuan Tiangang
"Brother Ye Xu, this time Wei Gong is also ruthless, you see that you are about to be beaten out of human shape!" When Li Su saw the person on the stretcher, he was immediately startled, and then said with a little cry and laughter.
The person who came was Li Jing's grandson Li Yexu, as for his injury, there is no need to guess, he must have been beaten by Wei Gong again. Speaking of which, the grandfather and grandson are really interesting, one is a madman who was born to fight on horseback, but the other does not let his children and grandchildren enter the army, and he is not even allowed to learn the art of war and martial arts.
As a result, these two naturally opposed grandsons staged a good show, Li Jing did not let Li Yexu practice martial arts and the art of war, he secretly learned, and every time he was discovered, he was inevitably beaten, speaking of which Wei Gong was really ruthless, and he was ruthless to his grandson, and every time he let Ye Xu hurt his muscles and bones, he had to lie down for at least half a month.
And Li Yexu is also a donkey temper, the more he doesn't let him learn, the more energetic he learns, no matter how hard he beats, he doesn't have a long memory, when Li Su first met him, he was very sympathetic every time he saw him beaten, but after seeing him more times, he slowly became numb.
"Liulang, don't take you to gloat like this, and you don't comfort me when you see your brother being beaten like this?" Li Yexu looked at Li Su's appearance that he wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, and his heart was even more aggrieved, and he couldn't help but protest loudly. However, as soon as his words fell, Cheng Huailiang, Li Jingye and other people who carried him over couldn't hold back any longer, they all turned their faces away, and shrugged their shoulders and snickered.
In fact, it's no wonder that Li Ye is funny, now Li Yexu's whole body is tightly wrapped in gauze, and his arms and thighs are wrapped too tightly because of gauze, and they look like four straight sticks, they can't bend at all, and their heads are even more exaggerated, and they are wrapped like an Indian Ah San in later generations, and this injury is not professional at all.
"Brother karma. If you want to feign injury in the future. You can come to the little brother, and you will definitely not be dressed up like this like these bad friends! Li Su couldn't hold back any longer. He said while laughing and panting. Obviously, Li Yexu was pretending to be injured to win sympathy, but he was tricked by Cheng Huailiang and several others. It's what it looks like now.
Hearing Li Su's words, and then looking at Cheng Huailiang and the reactions of a few of them, Li Yexu finally understood now, no wonder they didn't let themselves look in the mirror when they bandaged just now, although he couldn't see his appearance now, but he could guess it, it was definitely not what he imagined, otherwise he wouldn't have been seen through by Li Su at a glance.
Come to think of it. Li Yexu was furious and struggled to stand up, but unfortunately he couldn't use his hands and feet. No matter how hard you struggle, it's useless. yelled in anger: "You bastards, don't hurry up and let me go!" ”
Cheng Huailiang and others are just joking. Hearing Ye Xu's roar, he immediately ran up with a giggling haha, ready to let him go, but was stopped by Li Su and said: "Wait a minute, Brother Ye Xu's current dress reminds the younger brother of a big country in the extreme west, where people have to take out their internal organs after death, and then wrap their whole body in cloth to make a mummy, which is what Brother Ye Xu looks like now!" ”
Young people are curious, and Cheng Huailiang likes to listen to the strange things in Li Su's mouth, so when they heard the mummies, they were all interested and asked. And Li Su took Li Yexu as a template, and told all the mummies he knew, and everyone who listened was amazed, the Han people have always believed that the dead are great, unless they are enemies of the sky, they rarely move the corpses of the dead, but I didn't expect that in the extreme west, there are countries that treat the corpses as if they were salted meat, in order to keep the corpses for a longer period of time.
Li Yexu saw that several friends actually compared him to a dead man, and he roared angrily. After Li Su and them had enough, they let him go, but after letting go, Li Yexu immediately beat them up one by one. After finally letting him dissipate his anger, everyone sat down and talked about business.
"Liulang, I have to go to the military school, you have to help my brother this time!" As soon as he talked about business, Li Yexu immediately begged loudly.
Li Su estimated that it would be no good for Li Yexu to come to him, and when he heard that it was a matter of the military academy, he immediately had a headache, and said helplessly: "Brother Yexu, the matter of enrollment in the military academy is in charge of Gong Wei, isn't it better for you to beg him than to find me?" ”
"You don't know the situation in our family, look at my face, and this~this~" Li Yexu said, after pointing to the bruises on his face, he took off his clothes to reveal the scars on his body, and after Li Su and them saw it clearly, he spoke again, "See, these are the consequences of me begging my grandfather!" ”
Although Li Yexu was pretending to be injured just now, in fact, he was really beaten lightly, not to mention anything else, the two whip marks on his back alone made everyone feel a little frightened.
"Liulang, karma is not easy, since I was a child, in order to learn the art of war, I have been beaten by Wei Gong, now there is such a good opportunity for the military academy, several of us can enter, but he can't, you have the most ghost ideas, and the military school is still proposed by you, can you find a way to help him?" Qin Huaiyu is a stable person, he is relatively old, and he is the eldest brother among everyone, so he took the lead in helping Li Yexu intercede.
Cheng Huailiang and Li Jingye and others also pleaded, although the military academy is selected from the army, but there are also some places allocated to various dignitaries in Chang'an City, such as Cheng Huailiang After these generals, they have the opportunity to enter the military academy first, but this opportunity is not without any restrictions, they want to enter the military academy will also have an assessment, and even this assessment standard is higher than the standard of selection from the army, after all, they have all learned martial arts since childhood, and they are influenced by the art of war, and the assessment is naturally stricter.
Li Su actually wanted to talk about karma, but he lowered his head and thought for a while, but finally shook his head and said with a wry smile: "Brother karma, it's not that I don't help you, now the military academy enrollment is all handled by Wei Gong, and he is also the vice principal of the military academy, even if I send you to the military academy temporarily, Wei Gong can find a reason to expel you at any time, so unless Wei Gong himself agrees, there is no way at all!" ”
Hearing Li Su's words, Qin Huaiyu and the others all nodded in agreement, and their faces showed a look of frustration. However, after Li Ye heard it, he roared angrily: "It's all to blame for Yuan Tiangang's old god, I have to say that the master can't see the sword soldiers, otherwise he will die on the battlefield or something, don't let me see him next time, otherwise Lao Tzu will have to tear him alive!" ”
It can be said that Li Yexu's miserable life over the years is all because of Yuan Tiangang, so what he hates the most is the other party, almost every time he drinks and scolds, although he didn't drink today, but thinking of what happened over the years, Li Yexu was still furious and scolded loudly again.
"Li Gongzi, the poor road is also a good heart, if you don't thank me, it's just that you still scold the poor road behind your back?" Just as Li Yexu's words came out, he heard someone outside the palace gate say loudly. Immediately afterwards, I saw two people coming in from outside the door, among them, the one in front of him was dressed in a Taoist robe, with a long silver-white hair floating on his chest, looking thin and clumsy, and looking like a fairy wind and bones, it was Yuan Tiangang who was scolded by Li Yexu.
Seeing Yuan Tiangang come in, Li Yu was also stunned, when he left Dengzhou, the other party still stayed in the Dengzhou Academy of Sciences to help Yifan, and he didn't mean to come back, why did he return to Chang'an quietly today?
As for the person next to Yuan Tiangang, it was Gao Chong, the chief manager of Li Yu's mansion, when he was in Dengzhou, the two knew each other, and Gao Chong was a eunuch, and it was impossible to have descendants, so he regarded Taoism as spiritual sustenance, and was naturally more convinced of Yuan Tiangang, so he brought the other party to the mansion without notification.
"Yuan Tiangang! Master is fighting with you! Li Yexu was angry, and when he saw that it was Yuan Tiangang who came in, his blood was surging at the moment, and he jumped up and rushed forward with his fist, it seemed that he really wanted to do it.
Although Yuan Tiangang is only a Taoist priest, but the Tang Dynasty nobles believe in Taoism, and some famous Taoist priests are very popular among the nobles, and Yuan Tiangang is the most famous one among them, and even Li Shimin is very important to him, so when they saw that Li Yexu was going to make a move on the other party, Li Su and Cheng Huailiang, who were frightened, hurriedly rushed over to grab him.
Yuan Tiangang is worthy of being the most famous god stick in the Tang Dynasty, but he has always kept smiling in the face of Li Yexu, who is angry, and even when he saw him about to beat himself just now, he didn't even hide, he just kept looking at each other with a smile, until Li Yexu was pulled by Li Su and them, then he said: "Li Gongzi, don't worry, Poor Dao looks at your complexion today, but it is much stronger than in the past, why don't you wait for a while, how about letting Poor Dao meet you again?" ”
Li Su was hugging a ball, desperately pulling Li Yexu, and suddenly heard Yuan Tiangang's words, everyone was stunned, and they all stopped their movements. And Li Su and a few of them turned their heads to look at Li Yexu in front of them, and found that the other party's face was bruised and swollen, and they really couldn't see where they looked good?
"Old god, are you humiliating the master?" Seeing that Li Su and the others were all looking at themselves, and then thinking about the injury on his face, Li Yexu was even more angry, and suddenly broke free from Li Su's entanglement, raised his fist and smashed it at Yuan Tiangang's smiling face.
Don't look at Yuan Tiangang's age, but people have been wandering outside all the year round, if they didn't have two-handed martial arts, I'm afraid they would have been killed by bandits, beasts or something, so when I saw Li Yexu's fist, I saw him raise his hand unhurriedly, and it didn't seem to use much strength to let Li Yexu's fist hit the empty place.
Then Yuan Tiangang flipped his wrist, suddenly pressed and grabbed the other party's wrist and said: "Li Gongzi misunderstood, the poor Dao is looking at the change in your face, so I want to take a closer look, maybe the scourge of the sword soldiers on your body has dissipated, if this is the case, then the poor Dao can help you convince Wei Gong!" ”