Chapter 634: Brother-in-law, you're so stupid
Qingxuan had a night talk, solved all the problems, and the refreshment in his heart did not use two bowls of gruel, ate the skillfully made dim sum, and played with his two sons for a while, and then took advantage of the good weather to swagger out of the door.
The crowd on the street is bustling, coming and going, shouting and shouting endlessly, and the peddlers and pawns, juggling all kinds of plays, making people dazzled. Lin Wanrong was in a very good mood, humming a little song all the way, walking east and west, breaking silver and constantly using it, buying a lot of snacks and snacks in her hands, as if she came to go shopping.
Side followed behind him, holding a piece of duck neck in his mouth, biting it tastefully, and said vaguely: "Third brother, where are we going?!" β
"Shh Lin Wanrong turned her head and secretly lowered her voice: "Where we went today, you have to keep it secret for me, and you can't say anything to anyone!" β
Side's eyes lit up: "Kiln?!" β
The third brother kicked him indignantly, and said dissatisfiedly: "Do you still need to visit the kiln for my share?" I'm pretty much the same when I go to the kiln! β
Side nodded admiringly, that's right, now the young ladies and maids in the capital, who doesn't know the name of the third brother? If you hear that he is going to visit the kiln, don't you all have to wait in line for him? At that time, who will prostitute whom, who will pay the silver ticket, it is impossible to say!
The two went out of the city gate and went straight to the northern suburbs, and after less than half an hour, they arrived in front of the Jade Buddha Temple.
I haven't come back for half a year, this Jade Buddha Temple has changed its old appearance, not only the bricks and rubble have been cleaned up, but the smiling Maitreya Buddha has also been renovated. After the Holy Square was transformed into a teaching and nurturing college. There are frequent comings and goings, and the road up the mountain has been rebuilt and widened, which is much smoother than when I visited Qingxuan in the past.
Above the holy peak, clouds and mist shrouded in smoke. Pavilions. The cornices are green. It's like a wonderland in the clouds. Lin Wanrong went back and forth. Haruka imagines the experience with Qingxuan and Fairy Ning. As if it was just yesterday, my heart was very warm.
Climb the stairs, pine and cypress, flowers are everywhere, look at the top of the peak of the Qionglou Yuyu towering in the distance, as if the heavenly palace is as quiet and beautiful. With Sister Fairy in his heart, he quickened his pace and reached the top of the mountain. I heard bursts of laughter in the wind.
This place is a brightly colored peach and plum orchard. The falling flowers are colorful, and the colorful petals are like flying raindrops, brilliant and dazzling. More than 20 young men and women are enjoying the flowers and frolicking at the edge of the garden, and the laughter is endless.
In the past, the Dishengfang has been converted into a school, and the arts, science, engineering, agriculture and medicine are all taught, and it is normal for these young students to come here to play. Lin Wanrong shook her head and smiled. was about to continue up the mountain, but he heard a clear voice say: "Xiangjun, do you see how beautiful these flowers are?" β
The man who spoke was a young man, about seventeen or eighteen years old. Hold a folding fan. Smiling and standing tall. The raw jade tree is handsome and chic. The women around him were flushed. replied shyly, and his eyes mostly fell on him.
No matter how good-looking this little white face is, Lin Wanrong won't pay attention to it, but his "Xiangjun". It makes people frown.
This boy was talking to a fourteen or fifteen-year-old girl, who was not very old, but she had a jade face and red lips, and there was a faint charm of turning all beings upside down.
Listening to the son's courtesy, the little girl said softly: "You see that the flowers on the ground are all dead, they are beautiful and beautiful, but they lack some spirituality!" The most beautiful flowers I have ever seen are in this garden. Falling flowers are flying, peach blossoms are like rain, there are lovers who depend on each other for life and death, the petals are like people's hearts, and there is true love in every piece! β
The handsome boy was shocked when he heard this. Hurriedly said: "Sister Xian likes this peach blossom rain? Then for my brother, I will pick a few more flowers and spread them in front of your door, and teach you to rejoice! β
The little girl was a little annoyed: "This flower is beautiful when it is born on the branches, if you want to pick it, it will cut off its roots, spread it in front of the door, and it is no different from a mess of mud, and it is more than the amorous peach blossom rain, which is 108,000 miles away!" Besides, for no reason, what do I want your flowers for? β
She speaks like a yellow warbler, speaking crisply and quickly, without showing mercy at all.
Gongzi's face turned red, and he hurriedly said: "Xiangjun is right, flowers must have roots in order to have love, this time I was wrong, for my brother to accompany you." β
The little girl snorted, as if she didn't want to talk to him, and turned her head to talk to the female companion beside her.
Lin Wanrong was happy to hear it, I haven't seen her for half a year, and the little junior sister is still so sharp-toothed!
Speaking of this Li Xiangjun, he is really a strange character. When I saw her for the first time when I bombarded the Holy Fang, she still wore two small pigtails, as if she was twelve or thirteen years old, pink and jade, and very cute. But when she came down the mountain, she wiped off her pigtails, but her figure and appearance gradually changed, and she seemed to be a fourteen or fifteen-year-old girl, dazzling!
How old is this girl? Lin Wanrong didn't ask Qingxuan, and she couldn't say it herself! It's just that I remember Fairy Ning today, and I don't want to stay here longer, and I didn't say hello to the little junior sister, so I pulled my legs and went up the mountain.
Li Xiangjun turned his head, stared at his back for a few moments, and suddenly said loudly: "Hou Fangyu Hou Gongzi, I like that peach blossom, you go and pick a few pieces with me!" β
Hou Fangyu? Lin Wanrong was shocked when she heard this, this is the kid Qingxuan said surnamed Hou? Is there really such a number one person? He really got mixed up with the little junior sister?!
"Third brother, are you still going up the mountain?" Seeing that he stopped and groaned, Side couldn't help but ask in a low voice.
Lin Wanrong sighed slightly, whether it is Hou Fangyu or Li Xiangjun, I have already told Qingxuan what I should say, I believe she will find a way, if God insists on making the little junior sister unladylike, it is not something I can change! He comforted himself a few words, nodded slightly, and walked up the stairs with the four virtues.
"Brother-in-law, brother-in-lawβ" came, as if with infinite surprise: "Why are you here?!" β
Brother-in-law? Who is this girl's name? Lin Wanrong was puzzled.
Side blinked and whispered, "Third brother, that young lady seems to be calling you!" β
Call me? He hurriedly turned around, only to see Hou Fangyu Hou Gongzi climbing on the tree to pick peach blossoms, but Li Xiangjun was standing on the edge of the garden, jumping up and waving to him, smiling extremely sweetly.
This girl's eyes are terrible. You can recognize me from afar. He walked over with a grin, nodded and said, "Yo, it's a little junior sister!" I haven't seen you for a long time, but I've grown into a big girl, and I almost didn't recognize it! β
Li Xiangjun snorted dissatisfiedly: "You deliberately can't recognize it!" A few days ago, my sister gave birth to a baby, and I went back to visit. You're wandering around the big yard.
See me! β
You saw me, why didn't you greet me? He smiled and said, "That's because there are so many guests, so I didn't notice you." Don't worry, next time I hold a banquet, I will remember you! β
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"Xiangjun, who is this?" Hou Gongzi didn't know how to climb the tree and picked two bright peach blossoms. Attentively delivered to the little sister. The four seasons above the holy square are like spring, and the peach blossoms elsewhere have long been lost, but here is a piece of pink, very beautiful!
Hou Fangyu really had red lips and white teeth, and he was talented, Lin Wanrong looked at him a few times, and said with a smile: "Is this Hou Gongzi?" My last nameβ"
"His surname is Shu," Li Xiangjun cut off his words with a smile: "The big name is Shuhao!" β
"Shu Shu is good?!" Hou Gongzi read it, his face full of doubts.
Side sneered, and Lin Wanrong was also a sneer. This is the name he used when he deceived Li Xiangjun when he bombarded Xianfang that day. I didn't expect the little sister to remember.
The male and female students around were listening to them attentively, and when they heard this, they immediately burst into laughter, and looked at this Mr. Shu with some curiosity.
Hou Gongzi has also realized that this is Li Xiangjun making fun of him! He couldn't do anything to Xiangjun, so he could only snort angrily at Lin Wanrong: "In the Xiahou Fang Domain." Shangqiu people! Recommended by the former Guozi priest wine, come to the Holy Square for further study! But I don't know what Brother Tai is called? β
Hou Fangyu was a little arrogant, Lin Wanrong smiled and said, "Don't mind Hou Gongzi, this is Xiangjun joking with you." I am called Sanlin, and my brothers on the road call me that! β
Sanlin? This name is very remote, Hou Fangyu snorted slightly, and relaxed his mind.
"Hou Gongzi, don't underestimate this Sanlin!" Li Xiangjun grinned. Standing silently beside Lin Wanrong: "He is my brother-in-law!" β
Brother-in-law? Hou Gongzi's eyes widened. The students next to him were also shocked, and one of the young ladies looked at Lin Wanrong and chuckled: "Xiangjun, do you still have a sister?" Why haven't I heard you say that? But your brother-in-law. It's different from the average white-faced student, and the raw one has a unique flavor! β
The white-faced little student she said was referring to Hou Fangyu, the male and female students chuckled, Lin Wanrong was very happy, laughing more happily than them!
Li Xiangjun lightly raised the peach branch, pressed it against his cheek, and said with a smile: "Brother-in-law, this is the flower that Hou Gongzi gave me, is it beautiful?" β
Hou Fangyu was overjoyed, and hurriedly stared at Lin Wanrong, looking forward to his answer.
Although Li Xiangjun is young, there is already a faint smell of dumping all beings, Lin Wanrong nodded seriously: "Yes, it's good-looking!" β
"What's good?!" Xiangjun was very annoyed when he heard this: "This lifeless flower branch, compared to the peach blossom rain between you and your senior sister, the difference is more than 10,000 times, how can it be beautiful?" You're not honest! β
It's not the same thing at all, how can it be compared? Although Li Xiangjun is not very old, her personality is moody, which startles people. Lin Wanrong sneered: "This can't be compared, you will naturally understand in the future!" Little sister, I still have something to do today, let's talk about it another day! β
"What's the matter with you, aren't you just in a hurry to see my master?" The little junior sister suddenly smiled and said, "Did the senior sister agree?" If my sister agrees, you have to beg me too! Without my nod, you will never be able to reach a thousand peaks! Believe it or not? β
Lin Wanrong's eyes widened suddenly: No, what the fairy said to me, how can the little junior sister know?
Looking at his surprised look, Li Xiangjun smiled proudly and said loudly: "Hou Gongzi, you give me this peach blossom, my brother-in-law said it was ugly!" What other tricks do you have? β
Where did this jump out of the brother-in-law, Xiangjun seems to be obedient to him? Hou Fangyu was annoyed, and said loudly: "If it's just a flower branch, it is naturally not superior!" Hou has no strength, only read 20 years of poetry, and now he has the courage to give a peach blossom, and the flower cluster is given to Xiangjun Xianmei. I hope to laugh at it! β
"Okay," Li Xiangjun clapped his hands and smiled: "Hou Gongzi's poems are famous far and wide, and I like to listen to them the most!" β
Hou Fangyu was appreciative, and immediately raised his eyebrows, walked a few steps slowly, and slowly chanted: "Looking at the jade tree in the garden, the shadow in the cup is long. The bonus is 10,000 miles, and everywhere is my hometown. β
Hou Gongzi's talent and learning really live up to his reputation. In a moment, there was a song of peach blossoms, and everyone around applauded. He clenched his fists at everyone one by one, and his smug expression was overflowing.
The little junior sister excitedly grabbed Lin Wanrong's arm: "Brother-in-law, you also come to make a song, you must overpower him." β
Lin Wanrong shook her head lightly: "I don't know how to write poetry!" β
"I don't believe it!" Li Xiangjun looked at him and said softly: "Twilight spring is late. Ahead of Baihuazhi. Peach trees are planted year after year, and they bloom when the intestines are broken! What is it? β
A few female students next to him were shocked and envious when they heard it: "Xiangjun, this, this poem was written by you?" I seem to have heard it somewhere! β
The little junior sister smiled and shook her head, and proudly grabbed Lin Wanrong's arm: "It was written by my brother-in-law to my sister!" 'Peach trees are planted year after year, and they bloom when they are broken! This is the most beautiful peach blossom poem I have ever heard in my life! β
How old are you? This is the most beautiful? Lin Wanrong smiled dumbly.
This poem was written by Sanlin? Everyone looked at him in amazement, a look of envy.
Hou Fangyu was robbed of the limelight, and seeing that Li Xiangjun admired her brother-in-law tightly, he was greatly disappointed, and snorted angrily: "What is it to just be able to compose poems, it's just a pen." A good man should be arrogant, serve the country with his body, and it is serious to go into battle to kill the enemy! Hou has always practiced literature and martial arts, made friends, and wrote a suicide note many years ago, just waiting for the court to summon him. will not hesitate to go to the front line! Even if you die on the battlefield, it is a hundred times stronger than those cowards who have been cowering in the rear for the rest of their lives! β
He said it impassionedly, but Lin Wanrong couldn't cry or laugh. This kid's slogan is loud, how many years has the testament been written, and it is not the same as shrinking to the back, and nothing practical has been done?! This Hou Fang domain. It's really a bit unreliable!
Li Xiangjun's eyes flickered, and he didn't know what he meant, and chuckled: "Hou Gongzi, you are really an amazing person!" β
Hou Fangyu was overjoyed, and said: "Sister Xian, don't worry, I will do what I say and be a person with temperament!" β
"Ahh I remember! A female student in the crowd pondered for a long time, suddenly jumped up, pointed at Lin Wanrong, and trembled excitedly: "Peach Blossom Poem." "Lin San's Poetry Collection"! Sanlin, are you Lin San?! Oh my God, you're Lin San?! β
Lin San's two words came out, it was terrible, everyone was in an instant!
"Yes, he is Lin San! It's my brother-in-law! Li Xiangjun said proudly.
"Ahh The screams instantly rang out, and the male students were still a little reserved, but the young ladies were boiling like boiling water: "Lin Gongzi, Lin Gongzi-"
Side struggled to resist the tide of attack, and shouted desperately: "Third brother, after I break off, you go first!" β
The little junior sister grinned and took his hand: "Brother-in-law, let's go quickly!" β
She pulled him by the foot and galloped to the top of the hill, where the crowd pursued him. I don't know how far I went, and after turning a few corners, Li Xiangjun finally stopped, patted his chest, and gasped: "Mom, I'm scared to death!" Why are these people chasing you? You're not a god! β
"yes, that's what I thought." Lin Wanrong laughed, glanced at her, and suddenly said seriously: "Little junior sister, let me ask you something!" β
"Hmm!"
Lin Wanrong lowered her voice and said cautiously: "Do you like this Hou Gongzi?" β
"What?!" The little junior sister looked at him with wide eyes.
"I said, do you like this surnamed Hou?"
He asked several times in a row, and Li Xiangjun said angrily: "Guess!! β
As a human being in two lives, she can meet Hou Fangyu, there will always be something to do with it, Lin Wanrong nodded: "I can't guess, but according to reason, I should like it!" β
Li Xiangjun looked at him with a sneer: "If you say you like it, then you can count it as liking!" β
Lin Wanrong sighed helplessly: "Although you are still young, but in view of the three words Li Xiangjun, I can only treat you as a mature girl!" Whether you believe it or not, I'll just tell you one thing. This surnamed Hou is not worthy of your liking! β
Li Xiangjun was suddenly annoyed: "Who do I like, you use it?" When I told my senior sister that I must stay away from people surnamed Hou, why can you pinch it? Why should I listen to you? Is it good or bad, I can't tell it myself? You, you clearly look down on me! β
Why do I look down on you anymore? If it weren't for the three words of Li Xiangjun, the ghost would be willing to take care of you! Seeing her angry appearance, Lin Wanrong shook her head helplessly: "Okay, then when I didn't say anything, it's my dog who took the mouse!" β
The little junior sister sneered: "You are a dog, I am not a mouse!" Now you figured it out, do I like that surnamed Hou or not? β
Lin Wanrong rolled her eyes, and the fire avenue: "How do I know?!" β
"That's right!" The little junior sister grinned and said, "You don't understand things at all, and you're talking nonsense!" If I want to like someone, I will never say it! Tell me, you're not only nosy, you're stupid! I really can't figure it out, how can my sister and master like a fool like you? β
Li Xiangjun's beautiful eyes widened, her face was full of innocence, only Lin Wanrong knew that this little girl was even more devilish than the devil!
"By the way, the guy surnamed Hou said you were a coward!" The little junior sister giggled and was so happy that she grabbed his arm tightly and said, "Brother-in-law coward, can you tell me about the war on the front line?" I heard that you even arrested their khans, and you are the most amazing person in Dahua! β
Lin Wanrong was frightened by this girl, and coldly refused: "I'm sorry, state secrets, forgive me!" β
"Stingy!" Li Xiangjun didn't care so much, she suddenly sighed: "Brother-in-law, I'm going to the West!" β
"What, what do you mean?" Lin Wanrong was taken aback.
The little junior sister snorted: "Are you pretending to be confused, I heard that you are going to send thirty people to study in the West, Xu Junshi went up the mountain overnight last night, and he started to select people early this morning, and many people want to go!" β
Miss Xu is anxious! Lin Wanrong shook her head with a smile: "It's not easy to study in the West!" People there are unfamiliar with the place, and it is easy to be bullied. What's more, you are a beautiful girl, there will be a lot of inconvenience! β
"Look down on me again, don't you? I have martial arts, who would dare to bully me? What others can do, I can do too! Li Xiangjun's color was full, and he suddenly grinned again: "Besides, I went to the West, and you don't have to worry about anyone surnamed Monkey, Maodi, or Qian approaching me!" Wouldn't it save you a lot of trouble?! β
This girl's ideas are wild, she comes and goes freely, even Lin Wanrong can't keep up with the rhythm, he hurriedly straightens his face: "Little junior sister, tell me honestly, why did you want to go to the West?" β
"Do you have to know?" Li Xiangjun looked at him and chuckled speechlessly: "When I go to the West, I have only one purpose - to learn my skills well and let you worship me!" β
Lin Wanrong was stunned for a long time, then suddenly leaned forward and leaned back, and laughed loudly.
Li Xiangjun saw that he looked indifferent, his eyes were unconsciously moist, and he shouted angrily: "What are you laughing at, is it funny?" You are not allowed to laugh! β
I really don't know what this girl is thinking! Lin Wanrong said helplessly: "Let me worship you?" Then you first ask yourself, do you worship me?! β
Li Xiangjun stared at him closely, silently gritted his teeth and hummed softly, his voice was imperceptible.
Lin Wanrong was slightly stunned, but the little junior sister had already giggled: "I worship you?!" Do you believe that?! Brother-in-law, you're so stupid! β
Damn, Lao Tzu was really confused by this little girl, he shook his head and smiled bitterly: "Little junior sister, your ambition is very great, but to achieve this dream, I'm afraid it will be difficult to achieve it in this life!" β
"How do you know if you haven't tried?" The little junior sister said softly: "My goal in this life is to make you worship me!" It's like I adore you, hee-hee! β
It's hard to understand! But seeing that Li Xiangjun's mind was desperate, and it was difficult to stop it, Lin Wanrong sighed silently: "You have a grand ambition, I can't stop it!" But on Qingxuan and Sister Fairy's side, it's up to you how to convince them! β
Li Xiangjun smiled slyly: "I said that you agreed, do they dare to object?" β
"Youβ" Lin Wanrong was furious.
The little junior sister stared at him, laughing so much that tears came out: "Brother-in-law, you are so stupid!"