Chapter 284: Nonsense and Random Calculations (Three More Requests for a Vote)
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Bosses, kneel and beg!
Seeing Li Guo's surprised expression, Wang Tiekou said, "Don't you know? Word of this has spread! ”
That Wang Tiekou had a burst of muddy talk, and told the story of Li Jiehe's attack by the Ming army when he was outrageous. "After Li Guo was drowned, his subordinates fished him out of the Yellow River and found that Li Guo had appeared in his original form."
"Manifested?" Li Guo opened his mouth wide.
"Yes! It is said that Li Guo's body is covered with scales, and there are two protrusions on his forehead, presumably that Li Guo's head is going to grow horns, but unfortunately it has not yet grown! If you grow into a real dragon, how can you be afraid of water? "Wang Tiekou is very serious.
When Li Guo heard this, he laughed in his heart, the so-called human words are terrifying, and this is how things are spreading more and more absurd.
"I can't believe it all, after all, it's not what we have seen with our own eyes." Song Xiaozi shook his head.
Well, this Song dwarf is still a little sensible, Li Guo thought to himself.
However, Song Xiaozi turned his head around, "But there is no wind and no waves, this matter will never come out of nowhere!" Some people wonder how a real dragon can be afraid of water? That's not right, you know, the drought dragon is afraid of water! If the dry dragon fails to cultivate, it will also be drowned. ”
Li Guo looked at Wang Tiekou and Song Xiaozi, and really didn't know how to say anything to them. And the red lady was also stunned.
"By the way, Li Gongzi, you are in Guangxi, do you know Li Guo? Are you familiar with him? Is there anything unusual about him? Wang Tiekou asked.
When Li Guo saw him and asked him, he was joking for a while, and said with a smile, "Don't hide it from the two of you." I am very familiar with that Li Guo, like a person! That Li Guo will govern Guangxi in an orderly manner. The people live and work in peace and contentment, and they are indeed an amazing character! To speak of visions. I've actually seen it with my own eyes! Li Guo thought to himself, flicker! These superstitious minds have to be fooled!
"What vision?" Wang Tiekou and Song Xiaozi leaned towards Li Guo.
"On that day, Li Guo rested at noon, and I went to visit him, but I found that Li Guo, who was supposed to be sleeping on the bed, was gone!" Li Guo began to talk nonsense.
"And where did the others go?" The two of them got closer to Li Guo's side.
"Actually, it's still in bed, but what appears on the bed is a white tiger without a single stray hair on its body!" Li Guo spat and flew the stars, as if he had really seen it with his own eyes.
"Oh, that's amazing!" Wang Tiekou and Song Xiaozi were excited on their faces.
"I was so scared that I ran out. After a while. Li Guo walked out with an angry face and instructed me not to divulge what I saw. "The more Li Guo speaks, the more truthful he becomes.
Wang Tiekou and Song Xiaozi couldn't stop nodding, "As the rumors say, Li Guo is really a white tiger star!" ”
"Then since he is descended from the White Tiger Star, what is the matter with the dragon's scales coming out of his corpse now?" Li Guo asked a question, wanting to see how the two people in front of him were round.
"This is not a crime, it is not only the reincarnation of the white tiger, but also the birth of the true dragon!" Wang Tiekou concluded.
Song Xiaozi also nodded, "Back then, Emperor Yang of Sui was said to be the reincarnation of a mouse, but he was also counted as a real dragon. That makes sense. ”
Li Guo pursed his lips and said, "Since Li Guo is the reincarnation of the real dragon and the birth of the white tiger, how can he die?" ”
"This." Wang Tiekou and Song Shorty were speechless for a while.
didn't wait for Wang Tiekou to answer Song Xiaozi. Li Guo continued, "I'm not talented in Li Eighteen, and I've also learned some strange divination, just now I pinched my fingers. That Li Guo is full of vitality and will never die! Since he is the true dragon reincarnated by the White Tiger. How can you die casually? ”
The two of them thought about it and felt that what Li Guo said also made some sense. But why is this Li 18 so sure? Then you might as well do the math yourself. Wang Tiekou and Song Xiaozi took out copper coins and counted Li over.
Wang Tiekou used the sixth line, and Li Guo didn't understand, but he just listened to Wang Tiekou's mouth.
It's the month of Shen, the day of Wuchen
Mizusawa shook into thunder
Brother /////
Official 戌 0 // Shen Father
Father Shen x Ying/Wu Cai
Official ugly //// Chen Guan
Sun Mao 0 // Yin Sun
Cai Si / Kan / Brother Zi.
Oh, judging from the hexagram, this Li Guo is not dead, this hexagram is a desperate elephant! ”
The Song dwarf threw out six copper coins, but it was also a shocking hexagram, so he explained to the red lady who couldn't understand on the side, "Heng; The shock is slight, and the smile is hoarse; Shocked for a hundred miles, not lost dagger. Well, this is a sign of danger, which means that although the thunder is shocking, the divination person Li Guo still laughs. Baili was shaken by the thunder, but Li Guo was still calm, and the spoon he drank the soup did not shake. ”
Li Guo was drinking soup at this time, but his hands were not shaking, but the hot soup burned his throat. That's a fucking accurate calculation!
I calculated that Li Guo didn't die because I was Li Guo, but Wang Tiekou and Song Xiaozi actually calculated that one of them was in a desperate situation, and the other calculated that there was no danger, which is really fucking accurate! How else to say that the Chinese civilization of thousands of years is broad and profound!
Li Guo hurriedly put down the spoon, arched his hand at Wang Tiekou and Song Xiaozi again and again, and said sincerely, "The two gods are amazing, amazing!" ”
Song Xiaozi waved his hand again and again, "Not everything can be calculated accurately, after all, we are just a little peek into the heavens." ”
Wang Tiekou asked Li Guo, "I didn't see any action from you just now, how did you calculate that Li Guo is fine?" Is it a pre-horse lesson? ”
Li Guo's face flushed, and he said vaguely, "Ahem, that, when I was a child, I met a different monk to teach different methods, and I am doing mental arithmetic." ”
Song Xiaozi felt the novelty, "Brother Ren is so talented that he calculated the cause and effect of Li Guo before us, and it is possible that Li Guo may not be dead." I don't know if Brother Li can take a hexagram for me, I have been hesitant about something recently, and it is difficult to decide for a while, you know, it is easy to count people, but it is difficult to count yourself! ”
Before Li Guo could answer, Wang Tiekou continued Song Xiaozi's words, "Yes, Brother Li, if there is chaos today, I don't know how to be, after counting Brother Song, I will calculate it for me." ”
Li Guo was sweating down at that time, and he was going to count this thing, so he hurriedly waved his hand again and again.
Song Xiaozi's face was a little unhappy, "Brother Li, why should you refuse?" Isn't this despicable life worthy of your help? ”
"No, that, oops, okay then!" Li Guo looked at the two of them, helpless, so he had to accept it, Li Guo thought to himself, he just talked nonsense for a while, anyway, he couldn't stay for a few days and left.
Looking at Song Xiaozi's earnest eyes, Li Guo was looking for something to say. "Brother Song, I heard Brother Wang call you Song Shorty, but your name has never been known."
The Song dwarf smiled and said, "Brother Wang and I are not outside, so we call it." Because I am short in stature, on the rivers and lakes, others call me Song Child, and I am called Xian Ce. ”
"Oh, Brother Song's original name was Song Xiance." Li Guo nodded, but suddenly shouted, "What? Are you Song Xiance? ”
Song Xiaozi was startled, and hurriedly asked, "Yes, the cheap name Song Xiance, is there anything wrong?" ”
Li Guo thought to himself, there is nothing wrong with this, this Song Xiance is the first military division under Li Zicheng in the original time and space, and he knew it when he originally read Li Zicheng's biography. Since he is Song Xiance, it is easy to forget it. (To be continued......)