Chapter 027: I'm Invincible!
. The young general strode into a meteor, and others had to make way for him when they saw it, how could they expect Yang Hao to suddenly catch up, the general couldn't stop at it, and collided with Yang Hao, when he raised his eyebrows, before he could attack, Yang Hao was already angry and said: "Bastard, don't you have long eyes when you walk?" ”
The general was stunned for a moment, but laughed instead of anger: "So arrogant, don't you know who General Ben is?" ”
The two of them answered each other, and the general's subordinates had already gathered around, looking at the eager appearance, as long as the general gave an order, he would immediately start beating people.
Yang Hao was secretly happy in his heart, making trouble on the street today, and having a grudge with the generals of the Tang Kingdom, in front of everyone's eyes, but it was a good reason to "seek death". He sneered obediently: "I see your little white face, like a rabbit in the aunt's hall, I didn't expect it to be a general, disrespectful and disrespectful, I forgot that Nanren is weak, it turns out that the dignified general is also like this, haha......"
There was a flash of anger in the general's eyes, and before he could give his orders, his warriors had already drawn their blades, and a small colonel shouted: "Where did you come from, a madman, dare to be so disrespectful to my general, come here, beat him half to death, and then throw him into prison." ”
As soon as the people in the four places saw that they were going to use force, they immediately avoided it, Yang Hao said in his heart: "It's good to come, with these few pieces of material, how can you hurt me in the slightest, first fight with them, and then show your identity, this general knows that I am an envoy of the Song Kingdom, no matter how annoyed I am, I don't dare to commit murder on the street, hehe, this Liangzi is finished." ”
Yang Hao's feet were not bad, his palms lit up, and he said disdainfully: "What, do you want to do it?" Come on, come on, let you know how good I am. ”
At this time, Ye Yu rushed over in a panic, and his head was full of words: "Yang Zuo is angry, and General Huangfu is angry." Everybody...... They are all ministers of one dynasty, don't hurt the harmony. ”
The general of the imperial fu glanced at Ye Yu and said coldly: "Da Honglu, who is this person?" ”
Ye Yu said profusely: "This is Lord Yang Hao, the angel of the Song Kingdom, Lord Yang, Lord Yang, this is Lord Jixun, the commander of the Imperial Fu Jixun of my Tang Kingdom's Shenwei Army, if you don't fight, you don't know each other, the two adults just collide occasionally, don't hurt the harmony." ”
Yang Hao really can't remember what kind of Huangfu general there is in the Southern Tang Dynasty, the compound surname he knows is still from the martial arts novels, what Nangong, East, West, Beigong, Fifth, Helian, Linghu ......, and so on, it seems that people with compound surnames have a greater chance of becoming a martial arts family, so he immediately rolled his eyes and sneered: "What Huangfu Baifu, this official has never heard of it, this person is the general of your country?" It doesn't look like it, if you put on a woman's clothes, you're a stunning pseudo-girl. ”
The left and right sergeants didn't know what the puppet girl was, but Yang Hao first compared their general to a male prostitute in the aunt's hall, and at this moment he said what to change into a woman's clothes, guessing that it must not be a good word, these Tang soldiers were very hostile and disgusted to the Song people's domineering, and when they heard this, they were even more furious.
Ye Yu was startled, and he was still waiting to be stopped, but Huangfu Jixun moved faster than him, and an arrow had jumped in front of Yang Hao, Yang Hao put on a yin and yang hand, and was about to let him move, but he saw Huangfu Jixun with a smile on his face, hugged his fists and said: "It turned out to be Lord Yang Hao, the angel of the Song Kingdom, who has been looking up for a long time, and seeing him today, it is really a blessing for three lives." ”
Yang Hao was stunned, this person is too easy to cultivate, if he still wants to use force in this situation, the attitude of deliberately picking quarrels and provoking troubles is too obvious, he is only stunned, Huangfu Jixun has already looked back and shouted: "Put down the swords, how can you be rude to the angels of the kingdom?" ”
Huangfu Jixun said, turned his head again, and said with a spring breeze on his face: "Jixun has long known that the northerners are rough and arrogant, heroic and martial, I can't imagine that Yang Envoy is a literati, and his sex is like fire, and today he really doesn't know each other." ”
Ye Yu was overjoyed when she saw it, and hurriedly came up and introduced: "Exactly, exactly, it is also a fate for the two adults to meet here today." Yang Zuo envoy, this Huangfu Jixun general, is the commander of my Tang State Shenwei Army, responsible for the defense of Jinling, under the command of 40,000 elite soldiers, is the most trusted general of the country, it is rare to meet today, it is better to be the next official to do the east, the three of us find a leisurely place, drink a few glasses of water and wine, and talk about it. ”
Yang Hao was so depressed in his heart, grandma is a bear, is it so difficult to get a grudge and fight? But as soon as he arrived in Jiangdong, it was not appropriate to make too bad a feud and cause trouble, and the doll and the flame had not yet arrived, so he was not in a hurry to do this, so he had to change the color, although he was still arrogant, his tone slowed down: "That's right, although General Huangfu is a military general, and his subordinates have a lot of soldiers, but if you want to be rude to this official, it is disrespectful to the Song State, Yang Hao's honor and disgrace are fine, but it will not weaken the prestige of the Song State, and he will have to fight with General Huangfu." ”
"Can't fight, can't fight," Huangfu Jixun smiled, waved his hand again and again, and didn't care at all about Yang Hao's rude words: "Jiangbei boys, rough and bold, all of them are full of martial arts, brave and good at fighting, and my southerners are indeed inferior." If the army of the Song Kingdom is on the southern expedition, the momentum of Mount Tai is like a dangerous egg, and our Tang Kingdom will be destroyed in less than three days. Now our lord is a minister to Song, and the friendship between the two countries is in accordance with the will of heaven, and the general is in awe of the angels of the kingdom, and he will never dare to slack off. ”
Huangfu Jixun was magnificent, openly admitting that the Tang State was inferior to the Song State in terms of force, and it was flattering to such a state, the soldiers on the side heard that they were all ashamed and angry, but Huangfu Jixun didn't care, stepped forward to hold Yang Hao's arm, and said with a smile: "The duty of this general is not to go to the court to greet the angels, and today we meet here, it is fate, come and come, let's find a good place to go, drink two cups together, this thin noodles, Yang Zuo must appreciate the light, do not shirk." ”
Yang Hao didn't expect to see that this general was strong and extraordinary, he was a good opponent, and he wanted to provoke and fight with him, but it was such an ending, he was holding his arm and greeting him politely, which was really a little crying and laughing.
"This ...... This official is also rude, isn't General Huangfu angry? ”
Huangfu Jixun said with a smile: "The northern people are fierce, and the adults act recklessly, how can they be rude?" General Ben always thought that the northerners were strong and unbeatable. If I hit the stone with an egg, within three days, I will inevitably perish, and now the lord of the country conforms to the will of heaven and calls the Song Dynasty, and the general and the adults are also considered to be colleagues in the same hall, a little collision, what is the anger, come and come, let's eat and drink together. ”
"My day, this emperor is the successor...... It's just a hundred catties of noodles steamed for a snack, and it's too wasteful. What kind of vision does Li Yu have, he actually made a soft bone outside the gold and jade to be the general of the Jinling army, and he will lose the country in three days at every turn, which is simply Wang Jingwei of the Tang Kingdom. ”
Yang Hao couldn't cry or laugh, so he had to let him go to a big restaurant to ......※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※ Huangfu Jixun, who learned martial arts and military calligraphy at a young age, and was indeed from a family of military generals. His father Huang Fuhui was very brave, he was the Marquis of Yu, Jiangzhou Jiedu, and the Pingzhang of the same Zhongshu Men, when Chai Rong of Zhou Guo waved his division to attack Huainan, Huang Fuhui was the northern part of the Tang State to support the camp, and the soldiers were old and well-founded, and the Zhou soldiers were quite jealous of him.
In the battle of Chuzhou City, Huang Fuhui was able to kill and rushed down to the city to fight with the siege general Zhao Kuangyin, who can be described as the long-cherished enemy of the two monarchs of Zhou State Chai Rong and now Song State Zhao Kuangyin, and they are also very admired figures. Later, in the Qingliu Pass, Huang Fuhui was captured by Chai Rong, Chai Rong was very tolerant of him, and he had the intention to accept him, but Huang Fuhui refused to submit, and he was seriously injured but refused to be treated, and died of serious injuries a few days later.
Huangfu Jixun is a loyal minister, so Li Yu trusts him very much, and he continues to promote, and now he has become the defense of Jinling, but it is a pity that the tiger father and the dog, Huangfu Jixun has neither his father's bravery nor his father's loyalty, and he is pessimistic about being the enemy of the Song Dynasty, and he has no will to fight at all.
In his opinion, the martial style of the northerners is stronger than that of the southerners, and the battle between the north and the south is doomed to victory in the north and defeat in the south, which is a law that can never be changed, so it is the best way out for the Tang State to be a minister to the Song Dynasty. ”
Upstairs with the fragrance, a pipa is like a spring water singing, ding ding dong ups and downs, but the scholar in the literary robe who is in a high position is frowning, there is no joy at all, but with the sound of the song, he poured three glasses of wine in a row.
This man is in his fifties, his face is clear, and he looks elegant, but there is a sad face between his eyebrows, and he doesn't know what is unhappy. The young girl stroked the song, handed the pipa to the maid on the side, walked to him and sat down, stretched out her wrist to pour him a glass of wine, her wonderful eyes were crossed, and she said: "The privy councillor usually likes to listen to the slave's fuqu the most, why is his face full of displeasure today, but the slave's piano music is not in line with the adult's wishes?" ”
The privy councillor sighed and muttered, "Aiqing's music is still as wonderful as ever. But the weather of my Tang Kingdom is not what it used to be, day after day, this official is emotional, how can he not be worried? ”
The privy councillor said, raised his glass and drank it again.
"Your Majesty's ......", the singer wanted to persuade her, but she didn't know how to say it.
The Privy Counsellor smiled sadly: "What Privy Counsellor, now that the Privy Council has been downgraded to the Manifest Authority, this official ...... Now it's the auxiliary government of the Guangzheng Yuan, hehe, Shenghan girl, you still call me the auxiliary minister, it sounds more pleasant to the ear. ”
The singer looked at him, unable to speak, but poured him a light and full of wine.
This privy councillor, surnamed Chen Qiao, the word Qiao, is the talent of the pillar country in the Tang Dynasty, and the lord Li Jing once said to the queen and his sons when he was in danger: "This loyal minister is also, he is in trouble with the country, your mother and son can be trusted, and I have no hatred in death."
After Li Yu became the heir, he was appointed as a servant of the Ministry of Ministers, a scholar of Hanlin, and a servant of the Privy Council. Now that the Tang State is a minister to the Song Dynasty, all the yamen have lowered a standard, and the Privy Council has been renamed the Guangzheng Yuan, and he, the privy council envoy, has become the auxiliary government of the Guangzheng Yuan, but he is still the commander-in-chief of all the military affairs of the Tang State.
Chen Qiao hugged the shoulders of the beauty and said with a wry smile: "Han Xizai, this old man, is a blessed person." He was the prime minister, absurd, enjoying the blessings, and went comfortably without waiting for the Song soldiers to go south. Now I am the only one left, who is also the leader of civil and military, and bears the heavy responsibility of being like a mountain, alas, he resigned from the temple and accompanied the emperor, and became the shame of the captives of the Song Dynasty, I am afraid that Chen Qiaolai will bear it with all his might. ”
The Shenghan girl frowned slightly, and said softly: "My lord, isn't my Tang Kingdom already a minister to the Song Dynasty, and the Song people will still come to attack the Tang Dynasty?" ”
Chen Qiao smiled bitterly and said: "What Zhao Kuangyin wants is the rich land and people in Jiangnan, not a tributary lord of Jiangnan, if his ambition stops there, even I, Chen Qiao, will look down on him." It's a pity that the emperor can't listen to the advice, and he can't listen to the advice. ”
He shook his head dejectedly, and said in a loud voice: "If you have it, you will sing and stop if you lose, and you will be sad and hateful." There is wine today, drunk today, and sorrow tomorrow comes. Come, beauty, let's enjoy today, tomorrow's things, tomorrow's things, tomorrow's talk. ”
After saying that, with a package of Shenghan's waist as thin as a tender willow, the Shenghan girl raised her glass and took a sip of wine, and then greeted him with a fragrant leather cup to make him happy.
As soon as the lips of the two touched, they heard someone downstairs shouting: "Bastard, how noble are the guests invited by General Ben today, how can these vulgar fans come to accept it?" What about Sheng Han? That little lady has a thin waist and two thin lips, and she has the charm of my Jiangnan, and she didn't call her out to accompany General Ben's guests? ”
I only heard a woman's voice say: "General Huangfu is angry, Miss Shenghan is accompanying a distinguished guest, and the other girls in the slave courtyard are all called, and it is up to the general to choose." ”
"The person who serves me, the guest of honor, naturally wants to choose you as the first beauty in this building, old Qianpo, don't you want to mix in this Jinling City, this general is the first military minister in Jinling, and there are tens of thousands of male soldiers under his command, even I respect you like a celestial guest, so I can tolerate you so slack? I don't care who she's with, call her to me, otherwise, General Ben will summon troops and demolish your Piaoxiang Building. ”
Chen Qiao frowned, pushed Sheng Han away, and walked downstairs with hidden anger, Sheng Han hurriedly chased two steps, suddenly sighed faintly, and stopped.
Yang Hao sat on the sidelines, watching coldly, but when he saw Huangfu Jixun arrogant, he just didn't say anything. He was not a person with such a character, but this time he came south, he deliberately acted arrogantly, if he calmed down at this time, his behavior would inevitably be inconsistent, and he would arouse suspicion, so he was silent, just sitting on the side.
Huangfu Jixun can't be offended, how can the privy envoy upstairs be offended? The old bustard was in a dilemma, and he didn't know how to prevaricate, Chen Qiao walked down from the upper floor, and said lightly: "I said who is harassing the old man to drink, it turns out to be General Huangfu, looking at Jinling City, only you, General Huangfu, dare to be so arrogant in front of the old man!" ”
When Huangfu Jixun saw Chen Qiao, he couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed, no matter what, Chen Qiao is now in charge of all military affairs in the Tang Kingdom, Wen is the prime minister, Wu is the privy council, and he is his boss. Although in fact he is in charge of Jinling's military defense, he is the de facto head of Jinling's military generals, and is directly responsible to the emperor, but in terms of etiquette, he is still Chen Qiao's subordinate.
Chen Qiao snorted coldly and said, "The old man is drinking upstairs, since General Huangfu is here, do you want to come up and have a few drinks together?" ”
Huangfu Jixun had already settled down at this time, and said leisurely: "Who is my Taoist who has such a big face and can be accompanied by Miss Shenghan, it turns out that he is an auxiliary minister." Xiaguan invited a distinguished guest today, it is Lord Yang Hao, the envoy of Song Guoqin, this floor, Xiaguan will not go up, if the auxiliary government has Yaxing, you might as well come down and have a few drinks together. ”
"Yang Hao?" Chen Qiao looked at it in a blink of an eye, and couldn't help but be stunned when he saw Yang Hao, he was the first minister, he had seen Yang Hao in the court today, and he didn't expect to meet here again.
The matter has already turned to his head, and Yang Hao can't stay out of it.
General Tang didn't dare to offend me, and he stammered desperately, people were so humble, and they kept saying that they wanted to die in three days, and they really couldn't wipe their faces to make enemies with him, so it was better to offend this first and auxiliary minister of Tang State, and the effect would be the same.
Thinking of this, Yang Hao stood up with a smile, learned Lu Renjia's signature face, and said with a look of a grandmother who didn't love his uncle and didn't love: "Today, this official met General Huangfu by chance, and came to Piaoxiang Courtyard to drink with his arm. Now it seems that Miss Shenghan is serving adults, I wonder if the adults are willing to let Miss Shenghan come down and let the official appreciate her Xianle Lunyin? ”
Huangfu Jixun sneered on the side: "Miss Shenghan doesn't just play the pipa well, it is blowing, playing and singing, all of which are wonderful." When you have tasted her, you will know how it is. ”
As soon as Chen Qiao saw that the two of them were talking so obscene in front of him, and didn't take him in his eyes at all, he couldn't help but be so angry that his face turned blue, and Ye Yu on the side was so anxious that he was dripping into a cold sweat. It seems that this Chen Fuzheng is not as easy to talk as General Huangfu, but the emperor personally instructed that this Yang Zuo envoy has something to ask for, and he must try to satisfy it, just ask him not to make trouble in the Tang Kingdom, but this Chen Fuzheng is not easy to mess with, how can this be good? ”
Chen Qiao's heart flashed, although he was not afraid of Yang Hao, and he was not afraid that he would anger the Song court because of the two of them competing for beauty, but he was the first and auxiliary minister of the Tang State, and he had always paid attention to Lingyu, he was not Han Xizai's kind of absurd prime minister who was rare to see in the ages, and now this Yang Hao has fought against the power of the Song State, and it is clear that he doesn't even care about the emperor, and where would he be afraid of him as a prime minister, and there is a dog-fighting Huangfu Jixun next to him, who really wants to quarrel and spread it, make a joke in vain, and let the Tang Kingdom lose dignity.
Thinking of this, Chen Qiao hated even more in his heart, but he only snorted coldly on his face: "Yang Zuo has Yaxing, then stay here and let General Huangfu accompany you to drink." The old man has run out of wine and will not be accompanied. With that, he brushed his sleeves and left.
Yang Hao was disappointed when he saw it, he thought that he could pinch it up this time, but he didn't expect that this Chen Qiao was also a silver-like wax gun head, and he didn't like it, grandma, why am I carrying it so much, I want to offend individuals is so difficult? When I opened the seal, I was a man with my tail between my legs, and no one could be offended. When I got here, I finally raised my eyebrows and wanted to provoke a few enemies, but ...... General Huangfu desperately stammered, when Chaozai insisted on looking at the wind and avoided it, Lao Tzu punched Nanshan Nursing Home and kicked Beihai Kindergarten, I was invincible! ”
When Huangfu Jixun saw Chen Qiao leaving, he couldn't help but be proud, and shouted to the old bustard: "What are you still doing in a daze, quickly call Miss Shenghan to come down and accompany Yang Zuo." ”
As soon as Huangfu Jixun's words fell, Miss Shenghan had come down from upstairs, Huangfu Jixun smiled and called: "Miss Shenghan, come on, come and see this adult, you have to serve well, if you make Lord Yang happy, this general will be rewarded." ”
The Shenghan girl had a pretty face, bowed to him, and said lightly: "The slave family is too strong to drink, and the body is weak, I am afraid that it will be difficult to serve the adults, and the general Huangfu will forgive the sin." After saying that, he was about to leave, and Huangfu Jixun was furious: "Stop, this lord is the angel minister of the Song Kingdom, even this general does not dare to be disrespectful, do you dare to be lazy?" ”
Sheng Han Huo Ran looked back, raised his eyebrows slightly, and said indifferently: "The slave family is lonely and unheard, confined to a corner of Jinling, and only knows Chen Fuzheng and General Huangfu, but I don't know any angel ministers of the Song Kingdom. ”
"It's so bold, and you dare to talk back!" Huangfu Jixun drew his sword in anger, and Ye Yu hurriedly came out on the side to continue to pretend to be a peacemaker.
Huangfu Jixun was so embarrassed in front of Yang Hao, pushed away the night feather, slammed the sword in his palm, and shouted: "The cheap maid who doesn't know what to do is just a prostitute who entertains people with her voice, and she dares to speak like this to this official, if you don't stay today, then leave your life!" ”
Miss Shenghan raised her face and presented her slender and fair neck in front of Huangfu Jixun, Yingying smiled and said: "What General Huangfu said is good, the slave family is just a prostitute who entertains people with her voice, and she is a lowly person who doesn't know what integrity and ethics are!" ”
Huangfu Jixun didn't expect her to dare to talk back, her words were quite sarcastic, as if she was scolding herself, and she was even more angry, just about to stab with her sword, her wrist was firmly grasped, that person's strength was so great that Huangfu Jixun couldn't move. Turning his head, it was Yang Hao who stepped forward, Yang Hao smiled and said: "General Huangfu is angry, beauties are used to coax, not to scare." Hehe, I want to keep her, but it's boring, let her go. ”
Yang Hao spoke, but Huangfu Jixun was as good as a stream, immediately returned the sword to the sheath, and snorted coldly: ", I cheapened you today." He turned around and said to Yang Hao with a smile on his face: "There are a lot of Zuo envoys, and his bearing is extraordinary, especially with the heart of pity and cherishing jade, he really deserves to be a figure in the country." ”
Yang Hao looked at the back of Sheng Han leaving, and secretly smiled bitterly: "The prime minister and general of the Tang State are not as high as a prostitute, and finally someone is willing to offend me, but ...... She offended me and had a fart, did I fake the scene and say that I, Yang Hao, died on the belly of a woman? How do you arrange the doll and the flame? ”
Lin Renzhao was in Jinling's mansion, and the pseudonym Mo Yiming's excerpt Ziyu listened to Zhang Shisan's detailed description of Yang Hao's every move after leaving the palace, and couldn't help but be surprised: "This is not like his usual behavior, he is so arrogant, what is the purpose?" ”
After frowning and thinking for a while, Zhi Ziyu shook his head and said: "This guy's actions are becoming more and more unpredictable, no, this guy stays here, and hooks up with the soft bones of Huangfu Jixun, maybe it will hurt me again, I have to find a way to get him back to Kaifeng." ”
Zhang Shisan spread his hands and said: "Miss, now that Yang Hao is coming with the momentum of the Song Kingdom, the prime minister and general dare not offend him, according to the small one, then Li Yu is also afraid of him, how can he leave?" ”
Excerpt Ziyu smiled slightly: "Have you forgotten the story of Tao Valley?" Hurry up and prepare the sedan chair, I want to enter the palace immediately to see Xiao Zhouhou. ”