The New Year is approaching.

In the next few days, as people spread the word of ten or ten, Liu Wenyang and Liu Xiaoshen changed the feng shui for his new mansion to view yin and yang, and even burned the big locust tree and subdued the deeds of the five-flowered python, which went far and wide in Peach Blossom Town.

Those onlookers who have experienced this incident have added fuel and vinegar to the whole story to depict it vividly.

At the beginning, the story was able to maintain the original flavor of the original events and have a certain degree of authenticity. said how Liu Wenyang changed the feng shui for his new house, and then saw that there was something wrong with the big locust tree, which was a place where evil qi gathered, so he ordered to find firewood and burn the big locust tree. I didn't think about it, but I burned out a bowl of thick five-flowered python from the hole in the big locust tree, the python didn't dare to bite, but fought with the little willow god for a while, and was frightened back by the crowd of onlookers, and finally was captured alive by the big guy and became a prisoner.

This version is the original version and basically tells the story of the whole course of events. But as a folk tale, it lacks mythology and legend, and even less characters and heroes.

So, the people of Peach Blossom Town, who had nothing to do during the day and could only sleep with their wives at night, began to tell this story according to their own views.

The same story, you pass on to me, I pass on you, from one to hundred, it will inevitably be reprocessed by the great working people.

The waist circumference and length of the five-flowered python have been lengthened and increased, from one zhang long to three zhang long, from the thick mouth of the bowl to the thickness of the bucket, and the attack ability has also changed from "frightened to retract" to "extremely vicious". Then the force value of Koyanagi Shenxiang soared from "zero to ten" to "one hundred and one".

Thus, such an upgraded version of the story appeared----

It is said that Xiaoyanagi Shenxiang changed the feng shui of his new house, and never thought that when he burned the big locust tree, he burned out a bucket-thick python essence, and the python essence was extremely vicious, chasing people to bite, catching people and swallowing, and eating ten big living people in one breath has not yet filled their stomachs.

Just when it was about to continue to devour the living, Koyanagi could no longer care about great compassion, no longer hid the secret that he was a master, and held a peachwood sword to fight with this python spirit.

But when he saw Xiaoliushen, he shouted: "Demon, where to go!" With a move "Immortal Guidance", a sword stabbed towards the python spirit, and the python spirit flicked its tail and shook its body, avoiding this sharp sword.

Then the god of Koyanagi continued to be mighty, using moves such as "sword pointing at Tiannan" and "flat sand and falling geese", the sword and sword did not leave the python spirit's seven inches, and the sword did not leave the python spirit's head.

In the end, the python spirit really couldn't resist the swordsmanship of Xiao Yanagi Shen's high level, so he had to hide back in the tree hole, waiting for the opportunity to pounce.

But the incomparably wise little willow god didn't give it a chance to fight back at all, gathered his strength, and directly came to a move "jade burning", slashed the big locust tree with a sword, and scared the python spirit hiding in the tree hole so frightened that he ran out and knelt down to beg for mercy......

The wonderful thing about this version is that the creator cleverly combined the story of the little willow god surrendering the python with the swordsman novel in the tea shop in the early Ming Dynasty, and achieved the Ming martial arts version of the "little willow god descending to the giant python".

There is no doubt that this version is lively, has a strong story, and the martial arts scenes are unique, attracting many people to follow along, so much so that this legend can be heard in the streets and alleys of many tea liao restaurants.

This is not the final version, though.

Here's what the final version looks like---

It is said that Xiaoliu Shen looked at Feng Shui Zhenyang House, holding a peachwood sword, stepping on the seven star steps, using the ninety-nine eighty-one turn of the golden light array to exorcise demons and slay demons, and from the old locust tree that absorbed the essence of the sun and the moon into essence, forced out a python demon with horns on his head, this snake demon head is as big as a bucket, and his body is a hundred feet long.

So, the snake demon flew into the air, and the little willow god rode on its back and started a big fight.

I saw the snake demon driving the black cloud, spitting black mist from his mouth, wanting to kill the enemy. But Xiaoliu Shenxiang is not an idle person, but when he saw him take out something from his arms, he smashed it at the snake demon, and said: "Zhaobao!" ”

Then I saw a flash of golden light, and the snake demon had already received its soul, and before I could see what kind of treasure it was, it had been taken into the arms of the god Xiaoyanagi...... Since then, this giant python, who is about to turn into a dragon, has become a general who handles the door for the Liu family, and he is so conscientious that he is so scared that the young people dare not go to the Liu family to steal.

This version is called "Xiaoliu God Descends to the Divine Dragon", and its wonderful thing is that it directly upgrades the five-flowered python from a simple snake spirit to a divine dragon that has been cultivated for thousands of years; And Liu Daguan has also lived up to expectations from a single martial arts master to a cultivator immortal with boundless mana, and the force value has directly become the mana value, and the magic weapon protects the body, and it is inviolable.

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In short, this matter was spread by adding fuel and vinegar, and the more it spread, the more evil it became, directly linked to superstitious thoughts, and all gods and ghosts came out.

If these rumors are put in the future, it is estimated that no one will pay attention to them, and they will not take them seriously, but now it is the Ming Dynasty, and the ideological consciousness of the people is not high, and there is nothing to entertain at ordinary times, so they rely on their mouths to spread some evil things to kill time.

Therefore, these bizarre versions spread directly from Peach Blossom Town, to the surrounding areas, what Surabaya Town, Bandung Town, and the adjacent seven towns and eight villages are all talking about this matter, and even the distant county town has gradually had various versions of the story.

It can be said that by mistake, Xiaoliu Shenxiang has changed from a simple fortune teller and a nonsense god stick to a generation of grandmasters who saved the people of Li in Peach Blossom Town.

And the poor python, who was timid and afraid of things and finally sold himself into slavery, was also mythologized into a generation of dragons, and now it is even more vivid, helping people pray for blessings and make Mass.

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Now, with Liu Wenyang's fame and fame, the new house he moved into has a new look.

The vermilion lacquer gate was redecorated with a wide plaque on it, with the book "Liu Shen Xiangfu" on it.

The original two broken stone lions have also been replaced, replaced by a pair of brand-new majestic jade unicorns, according to the words of Daddy Liuda, the jade unicorn is better than the stone lion, implying that the unicorn sends its children and spreads its branches. It seems that after the old man solved the problem of food and clothing, he began to think about holding his grandson.

As for the original big locust tree, which had long been burned down, out of respect for the stupid python, as well as his shameless personal publicity, Liu Xiaoshen erected a stone tablet in the same place with other thoughts, corresponding to the "Taishan Stone Dare" on the left. As for this new stone stele, the iron painting silver hook is written with five big characters of "descending dragon willow god", so it is matched with a pair: Taishan stone dare to be, descending dragon willow god. And behind the stele, Liu Shenxiang is to pay someone to engrave the great achievements of "burning the locust tree and descending the giant python", with pictures and texts, Liu Daguan is riding on the python, brave and invincible, high-spirited, and there is no suspicion of peeing on the crotch of the pants.

moved and had a huge house, but the first to come to the door was not the neighbors of the new place, but the matchmaker who could speak well.

This matchmaker's surname is Wang, and her name is Mother Wang, and she can say that she is alive and alive, and she is so famous that she is famous far and wide.

This matchmaker had already inquired, the new "big family" surnamed Liu, the son was young and handsome, and he had a good skill in fortune-telling and appearance, so he came to the door and found his father Liu Da and said that he wanted to tell Liu Wenyang about a family matter.

At first, Liu Da was still happy, thinking that this was a great joy, if his son married a wife, he would be able to let go of a matter of his heart, and he would wait to burn high incense and hug his grandson in the future.

But the women mentioned by Mrs. Wang are either the daughters of the goddess, or the daughters of the coffin shop, or the ladies of the pork shops, or the girls of the beef soup shop, in the words of the matchmaker Wang, "This is called 'the right door'!" ”

"It's right for you!" In his opinion, although his son is a god, he can also be a showman, a scholar, and a sensible person, how can he marry those who are not in the stream.

Mrs. Wang didn't expect that she would be kind enough to come to the matchmaker, but her ass was chased away before it was warm, and the old man didn't know how to lift it. So when he was kicked out of Liu's house, he pointed to the old man's nose and said, "Just like your family, what kind of daughter do you expect your son to marry?" I think you'll let him beat a bachelor for the rest of his life! ”

Liu Da directly picked up the broom, and the matchmaker Wang ran away, running faster than a rabbit......

It can be said that "matchmaker says kiss" is the first episode after the Liu family moved, and it can also be regarded as the housework of the Liu family.

Now that these household chores have been dealt with, it is time to put the business of fortune telling on the agenda.

Originally, my father was still thinking about whether to accept the invitation of the temple of the city god temple and go to the city god noodles to set up a stall to tell fortunes, instead of the iron mouth, and become a big-name god stick there.

But in Liu Wenyang's view, why bother to seek the near and far? It is better to open a "photo viewing room" directly at home and open the door to do business, so that manpower, material resources and foot power are saved.

Daddy Liuda still has some doubts, afraid that the place is too remote and no one comes.

Liu Wenyang didn't care, as a superior traverser, he knew the effect of advertising, so he spent a lot of money, hired 50 painters with high salaries, and painted more than 3,000 self-portraits of himself in one go, almost not exhausting those painters---

Of course, in order to maintain his handsome and extraordinary personal image, during the inspection, all those who slightly scandalized themselves were knocked out and all of them were knocked out! As for those who deliberately glorify themselves...... Tip! Tip them all! After the reward, you will also be given a stern warning: you must draw like this in the future!

In order to distinguish it from other low-grade unscrupulous gods, the advertising slogan of Xiaoliu Shenxiang is like this: pointing to the maze of willow gods, fortune-telling and croaking!

On the painting, the "beautiful" Koyanagi Gongzi smiled and gave a thumbs up----

Of course, such an outstanding advertisement must be distinguished from those wanted notices that catch Jiangyang thieves and arrest ** prostitutes, and they cannot be posted in a messy manner like those things, but must selectively find densely populated places and post them in a very special way.

But I saw that three or four men with loud voices took the painting and posted it, and sang in unison: "There is a stalk between heaven and earth, and that is called ** is the common people." Look at who is the most clever fortune teller, babbling and babbling, you don't need to inquire anymore. What is black, what is bright, what is good, what is bad, yin and yang measurement pinching fingers to judge him can do, babbling and babbling and ......"

It can be said that Liu Xiaoshenxiang's self-promotion is vividly displayed in this song, and his shameless behavior is enough to make many god predecessors extremely embarrassed!

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