In the past half a month, in addition to the defense, it took Lu An a lot of time.

There is only May 15th left, and the Bird's Nest Snail, which will start tomorrow, will blow a few blindly, which makes Lu An slightly deviate his gaze.

On the night of May 15th, the small snail of the hammer family will be sounded at the Bird's Nest.

The official has announced on Weibo that it will knock out one of Apple's products, all-round!

Before it started, the little snail had already blown a few times.

The seagulls have also been blind a few times.

Speaking of which, this press conference, which is destined not to have too many things, can make Lu An shift his gaze, and the public relations and publicity of Hammer Branch are already in place;

Hammer Branch's strategy is:

It doesn't matter if the people scold him or scold him hard;

The more you scold, the more attention you have!

Otherwise, with such a half-dead hammer department, it will sell two or three million mobile phones in five or six years, and even a smartphone manufacturer with a small proportion of other smartphones,

How is it possible to get into the state that is now almost universally known?

As soon as everyone discussed it on the Internet, the brand awareness was quite high......

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Lu An looked at an electronic file on the virtual screen and breathed a sigh of relief.

"Bao'an Yihang Jiangfu community has been delivered, look at how many billions of dollars have been spent on Gongshan long-term rental housing?"

Lu Mi on the side smashed his mouth, and he actually had a bit of a woman's charm.

"Liang Yu is quite attentive, and a lot of cash has been thrown in, which has basically covered the big cities across the country. ”

Lu Ri has been following Lu An's side, and when he didn't pay much attention, he didn't notice that Lu Ri's growth speed seemed to be a little fast?

Could it be that all children are growing up at this age?

"Well, that's good. ”

Lu An hummed, this industry will develop slowly first, and you can't rush it.

If it weren't for the electronic document specially sent by Liu Qi today, Lu An remembered from his 'busyness' the words of this community that he bought in Bao'an last year;

I'm afraid it will take a while to think of the long-term rental,

and the vision of the real estate industry.

However, even so, Lu An did not pay too much attention, and now the development of Gongshan long-term rental housing is good, so there is no need to intervene.

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At 7 p.m. on May 15, the press conference of the hammer branch in the Bird's Nest officially began.

As the best stand-up comedy in the domestic mobile phone industry, Luo Yonghao, who is the best mobile phone in the cross talk industry, wore a horse coat and appeared on the stage of the Bird's Nest like a star.

In the evening, it rained in Kyoto, and the spectators in the best places in the stands were drenched in soup.

As soon as Luo Yonghao came to the stage, he immediately apologized, and said with a very proud smile.

"Thank you, I'm sorry ......"

Of course, the iron fans of the hammer family will not care about this little detail, and they are shouting loudly one by one.

After all, Luo Yonghao is their idol, he can make mobile phones, speaks well, speaks English, has been a lecturer, and has gone abroad, which is really good.

Hammer Branch's stand-up comedy press conference, of course, is charged.

But, every fan must support!

Because this fee is donated to charity, presumably, after the acquisition of Apple in the future, Hammer Branch will do it like a public good, so well-known and popular, right?

Look, all the tickets for a two-hour stand-up comedy were donated, how great!

As a person who thinks he has the most feelings in the land of China, Luo Yonghao opens with feelings, from ancient times to the present, while looking up, he compares himself to the founder of the industry and the big man.

This made many online viewers who went to the Hammer Branch reverse self-black propaganda dog dang, and couldn't help but think of what happened a day ago.

Xiaoluo has worked hard for the new products of the hammer department.

When it was over, because I added too many settings to myself, such as Jingri, such as things next to me, I was afraid that it would affect the senses of the new products of the hammer department, so I posted a long Weibo.

The main content, because the sentence is not smooth enough, so no one remembers it.

Probably I think I can compare myself to Mr. Lu Xun;

To paraphrase Mr. Lu Xun's beautiful words, he was complacent and elevated himself to an internationalist;

Yes, Huaxia didn't give him anything, if he hadn't happened to be born in Huaxia;

He should have bought Apple by now, beaten Microsoft, and trampled Google.

Of course, Xiaoluo's stand-up comedy and the level of selling feelings are really good, at least the audience reaction at the scene is not enthusiastic, but at least it is not cold.

The online audience also smiled.

After about 20 minutes to pave the feelings of Hammer Ke, Luo Yonghao, and Gongsun Yulonghao, the blockbuster products of this conference finally appeared in front of the audience.

A smartphone that was designed fairly well in the pre-full-screen era.

Luo Taijun gave an excellent name, Beauty Sharp.

When Luo Taijun's chubby figure and the beautiful mobile phone that didn't look like a powerful person appeared on the big screen, a self-satisfied voice followed.

"Well, it's good-looking. ”

"It's so pretty!

"I like it!"

The audience's response at the scene did not reach the enthusiasm of the people who responded to the heights that Luo Taijun wanted, and the response was very mediocre.

It's probably the same as what the online audience at this meeting expressed with a barrage.

"(⊙o⊙)...?The war is over, Luo Taijun!"

"Is it beautiful, is it good-looking, is it powerful?"

"Maybe......"

"But aren't you here to listen to stand-up comedy to pass the time when the night has just come?"

“+1”

“......”

Luo Yonghao highlighted all the details of the phone, which was named R1.

Because apart from the details, Luo Yonghao didn't know what to say about a two-hour press conference.

Including but not limited to the back fingerprint unlock, the logo of the hammer family is printed on it, the most attractive lines, and the 99.99% screen-to-body ratio with the tip of the beauty.

and the use of Qualcomm 845 chips, which have little share in the domestic market.

In the end, Taijun announced the price with a climax.

3499~8848。

Audience: "o((⊙_⊙))o"

The iron fans of the hammer family are very willing to support the hammer branch in their hearts, but, raising the Xiaomi Y-II that he just bought at the end of last month, he shouted laboriously, ojbk.

In my heart, I feel that I can't squeeze out half a penny!

As an experienced person at the press conference, Luo Taijun was certainly not afraid of this small scene, and said at the time that this was the best product that could be bought at this price.

However, Xiaomi's most expensive phone is only 3699.

After the release of the mobile phone, Luo Yonghao focused on the history of the hammer department, including the English name created by the hammer department, and when he said it, he did not forget to complain about the English level of Huaxia's garbage.

"The word smartisan cannot be pronounced accurately by many people in China, so our company's Chinese name is still called Hammer Technology, and the product is nuts. ”

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If the press conference ends here, it will probably be regarded as a relatively successful stand-up comedy.

Although it does not have the excellence of Apple's product in an all-round way as claimed by Xiaoluo, the beauty tip is not the first full-screen solution, which is better than the notch screen.

said that it was a hanging beating, that is, it was a big blow.

However, when Luo Taijun looked at the audience with a constipated smile on his face, many experienced people knew that the focus of the press conference was coming.

Sure enough, Luo Taijun quoted various celebrity quotes, including but not limited to Apple founder Steve Jobs, etc.

Then a 'blockbuster' product was launched:

TNT！

"It's not explosives, it's not explosives, it's not explosives!" Luo Taijun hurriedly explained in a self-exaggerating form.

After using countless complicated words to describe the excellence of this monitor, Luo Taijun finally said.

"We've redefined the personal computer. ”

"Because of our quick work, we've even redefined the office suite, the way we search for information, and the ...... instant messengers."

Finally, after introducing TNT with a lot of pen and ink, Luo Yonghao said, "...... In order for everyone to see TNT more intuitively, I will demonstrate TNT to you later, of course, any accidents are inevitable, so, long live understanding. ”

Crash screens for indos, Mac, etc. appear on the big screen.

Then, everyone heard Luo Taijun's words.

"Shh~"

"Don't make noise, I'm using TNT!"

"Long live understanding!"

"Long live understanding!"

"Oops, it's a mess. His head was full of sweat, but Luo Yonghao still said this sentence in a relatively innocent tone.

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Broken bowls.