Chapter 44: Chicken Feathers as Arrows (Addition)
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Although Li Longji left room for imitating Wu Zetian's speech, he didn't learn everything, as long as he wasn't a fool, he knew that woman was Wu Zetian.
Li Longji lifted Wu Zetian's old bottom in front of so many people, this thing is too crazy, looking at the entire court, who dares to do this?
If you want the ministers not to see the dark, you can't do it.
"If you don't stop, I'll tell you what color your meadow is, and see where your face goes." Li Longji thought fiercely in his heart.
Wu Zetian's face was gloomy, and he was about to wring out the water, and he couldn't wait to slap Li Longji a few times, do you ask for some reason? What are you pretending to be stupid and selling crazy?
"Such a filthy thing is unbearable and insulting to the majesty of the court, and it cannot be said." Of course, Wu Zetian can't say that Li Longji has lifted her old bottom and found a grandiose reason.
"Won't it?" Li Longji looked unbelieving, pointed at Wu Sansi, pulled his throat, roared loudly, as if he was afraid that others would not know, and said: "Your Majesty, you see, Wu Sansi's grandson is full of red light, and he is very envious." ”
Wu Sansi was busy with a solemn face, his eyes looked at his nose, and his nose looked at his heart, as if an old monk was in a fixed state.
"Your Majesty, look, Wu Chenghei's grandson is drooling." Li Longji pointed to Wu Chenghe.
Wu Chengsi hurriedly wiped the saliva from the corners of his mouth.
"Your Majesty, look, Lord Zhang Jiafu seems to be standing up." Li Longji pointed to Zhang Jiafu's crotch.
Zhang Jiafu hurriedly clamped his legs, for fear of revealing flaws.
This is a major event about Wu Zetian's reputation, if Wu Zetian sees it, it is not impossible to chop that thing up and feed it to wild dogs, the cold sweat on Zhang Jiafu's forehead is rising.
Although Wu Zetian is seventy-four years old, he is like a forty-year-old person, full of taste, Li Longji is too sultry, as long as he is a normal man, he can react.
Can't you kiss the empress Fangze and take the empress to YY head office, right?
There are not a few ministers who have this kind of reaction, listening to Li Longji's unveiling voice, all of them are frightened, as if the end of the world is coming, and begging in their hearts: "Heaven, earth, let him close that stinky mouth quickly!" ”
Wu Zetian's face was gloomy, his eyes were sharp, like a sharp sword, he glanced at the ministers, and the ministers felt that her gaze was as if they were about to cut their hearts, and they didn't dare to come out.
Especially Wu Sansi and Wu Chengsi, they only felt that their eyes were dark, their bodies were soft, and they might fall down at any time.
Zhang Changzong widely announced the details of this Spring Palace at that time, and they were also present, and they also heard it, but they didn't expect that there would be such a wonderful use. If I had thought of this verse, I would not have dared to talk about it if I had killed them.
At that time, their heads were hot, and they only thought that they could make good use of this matter and get rid of Li Dan, thinking that they would definitely succeed. That's when they realized how stupid it was.
Such a big loophole, they didn't even think of it.
As soon as the details of this kind of Spring Palace come out, it is ironclad evidence, there is no need for witnesses, who is right and who is wrong, Wu Zetian's heart is like a mirror.
These two grandsons didn't fart and pee on the spot, which is already very good.
"Although the King of Chu's move is clever and the evidence is ironclad, it is dangerous. If one is not good, it will provoke monstrous murder! Murderous robbery! A cold sweat broke out on Di Renjie's forehead, wiped a handful, and another handful popped up, and wiped it inexhaustibly.
Di Renjie's courage is not said, it is extraordinary, looking at the world, there are few people who are more courageous than him. However, when he thought of the risk that Li Longji would take in this move, he felt palpitations and broke out in a cold sweat.
Li Longji's move is certainly ironclad evidence and can prove his innocence, but it has lifted Wu Zetian's old bottom, God knows how angry she will be?
Wu Zetian is embarrassed and thrown to his grandmother's house, once he is angry, it will be thunderous, whether you are justified or not, kill it. It is difficult to say whether Li Longji and Li Dan can save their lives.
"The King of Chu is so bold that he dares to use this as a witness." Zhang said that his head was covered with cold sweat, and he wiped a handful and immediately broke out.
The ministers whose minds turn fast are all thinking like this, wiping cold sweat vigorously.
"This ......" Li Dan didn't have the slightest joy, he just felt cold, his eyes were dark, and he was about to faint.
Li Longji's move can certainly prove his innocence, but with his innocence and his head gone, what's the use? Li Dan can't help but be afraid.
Li Chengqi and the others were all pale, and they didn't dare to come out.
"One hundred dense and one sparse, one hundred dense and one sparse, sure enough, it is one hundred dense and one sparse." Princess Taiping was covered in cold sweat, her face was pale, and there was no trace of blood, and she repeated Li Longji's words vigorously.
She only thought of the huge profit at the moment, but she didn't expect that there was such an omission, and when she recalled it at this time, she regretted it and was even more afraid.
If he had proved that Li Dan was right, there would have been no such thing as Li Longji breaking the martial arts. If you really want to be held accountable, her responsibility is greater than Li Longji, even if she is favored again, whether she can keep her head is still in the second place, who said that Wu Zetian was too embarrassed?
"This dog thing, when he was drinking and feasting, talked about his shameless affair with a wild woman, and he didn't take the court laws seriously, which damaged the majesty of the court." Just when the ministers were shocked, they saw Li Longji come to Zhang Changzong, who fell to the ground softly, and pointed at him.
"Wild woman? How did I become a wild woman? Wu Zetian cried out in his heart.
However, Wu Zetian had to follow Li Longji's words and said, "Yes, it's a wild woman!" ”
Wu Zetian can't go on and say it, she can't find out if it's her, right?
"Shameless wild woman!" Li Longji raised his throat and scolded.
"What's shameless? Am I so unbearable? Wu Zetian's nose almost tilted to the side.
"That's right! Shameless wild woman! Wu Zetian had to agree with this.
"Lewd ~~~~ A lewd wild woman!" Li Longji's voice was even higher.
"Did I do that?" Wu Zetian shouted in his heart, but a sense of powerlessness rose.
Why does this Li Longji become more and more ugly the more he scolds? However, Wu Zetian couldn't refute it.
"Lewd~~~ lewd, despicable and shameless wild woman~" Wu Zetian not only couldn't refute, but also had to scold, and he had to scold even harder, adding the words "despicable and shameless".
In this way, the two grandparents and grandchildren, one scolded and the other scolded, looking angry, as if the "wild woman" in front of them was the most lewd ~~~ shameless woman in the world.
"This ......" Li Longji's incident of lifting Wu Zetian's old age is already very shocking, but compared with Wu Zetian's own scolding himself, it is still inferior. The ministers listened to Wu Zetian's indignant scolding, and only felt that this was too ridiculous, even more ridiculous than seeing the sun rise in the west.
"Despicable and shameless, lewd~~~~ lewd, intolerable wild women in the world." However, there was something that made them even more shocked, Di Renjie actually pulled his throat and scolded.
Di Renjie is Wu Zetian's most respected minister, calling him "the elder of the country", he has always been steady, how can he scold?
Many ministers were dazed and didn't know why.
Of course, there are also ministers who respond quickly, such as Zhang Cambodia and Zhang Shuo, as soon as they heard Di Renjie's scolding, their eyes lit up, and they raised their throats and scolded: "Lewd ~~~~ shameless wild woman!" ”
The two were not only scolding, but also constantly gesturing at the ministers around them, making their eyes look and asking them to scold them.
"Lewd ~~~ shameless wild woman!" Finally, many ministers reacted, raised their throats, and cursed loudly.
For a while, the entire hall was full of scolding against the "wild woman" who was close in front of him.
The majestic court was used to denounce the "wild woman", which has never been done in Chinese history.
What is surprising is that Wu Zetian's face has eased a lot and looked better.
"You dog, you dare to bring the ridiculous thing with the wild woman outside to the banquet and say that you are going to die." Li Longji pointed to Zhang Changzong, who was lying on his stomach, and scolded.
"The wild woman out there!" Wu Zetian nodded heavily and scolded loudly.
"The wild woman out there!" The ministers followed and scolded.
What kind of wild woman is outside, it is the "wild woman" in front of you, but who dares to say? Who dares to pick out?
"Your Majesty, should you fight this kind of dog thing?" Li Longji turned his head and asked Wu Zetian.
"It's time to fight! A thousand should be hit! 10,000 should be played! Wu Zetian really wanted to rush up, hit Zhang Changzong with a brace in his ears, and then ask him why he said this kind of private talk?
"Look how I hit you." Li Longji rolled up his sleeves, stretched out his left hand, picked Zhang Changzong up, and slapped his right hand hard, a slap on his forehand and a slap on his backhand, and the slap was like raindrops on Zhang Changzong's face.
"Well played! Well played! Wu Zetian waved his fist and praised loudly.
"Look at your mouth! Look at your mouth, you dare to be cheap! Li Longji scolded loudly while slapping him.
"That's right! Dog stuff mouthful! A! Wu Zetian nodded heavily, with a happy face.
If you want to ask Wu Zetian what he wants to do most at this time? She must have rushed up to slap Zhang Changzong, and then pointed at his nose and scolded him for being cheap.
In fact, Zhang Changzong is also cheap.
Yes, the word "cheap" is said to be in Wu Zetian's heart.
In one breath, I don't know how many slaps he made, Zhang Changzong's little white face became a pig's head face, swollen so that there was only a small slit left in his eyes, Li Longji let go of his hand, and Zhang Changzong fell to the ground softly, like a dead dog.
"Aren't you the best at it? Lao Tzu makes you okay! Li Longji looked at Zhang Changzong, who was lying on the ground on all fours, his eyes suddenly lit up, and his right foot was raised high.
"Look at my dead feet!" Li Longji looked happy, pulled up his throat and snorted, and stomped down with his right foot against Zhang Changzong's crotch.
ps: Some words in this chapter are separated by symbols, which may not be convenient to read, please forgive me. Not separated to be harmonized.