The mouth of the Rapp River in Uruguay is a place familiar to World War II military fans all over the world. Seventy-four years ago, during World War II, the famous German assault ship Graf. The pocket battleship Spee sank in the shallow sea a few kilometers from the shore.

Today, it is a famous tourist destination, and going to the sunken site of Spey is one of the important gimmicks of the local tourism industry.

For World War II military fan Lin Han, the beach at the mouth of the Lapp River is also a good place. He came here at his own expense, and he just took the opportunity of diving to capture a lot of precious underwater wreck footage of the Spee with the underwater camera provided by the travel agency, and then went to the military fan websites such as "Big" and "SC Office Workers" to show off his treasures.

In addition to the romance of men, the shipwreck of the big ship and the giant cannon Spee, another place that can be called a paradise for men's welfare is the South girl who can be seen everywhere on the beach and sunbathing. Here, sunbathing in a bikini is already a symbol of conservativeness, and young girls who dare to expose themselves to the sun with only a layer of sunscreen are everywhere.

Lin Han, who was holding a digital camera, took a few eye-catching "welfare photos" on the beach and put them on the forum, which attracted applause from the "wolf friends" on the Internet. He then turned his lens on the "milfs" in the neighborhood who were over 50 years old and sunbathing in half-naked or full-naked state.

"Blind my hardened kryptonite eyes!"

"Such a good post, it must be topped up for the enemy to share!"

"Summoning Wang Qinian, Lin Shenhe, little white wolf, come on, here are your dishes!"

"Top, must top, don't top, sorry for my eyes! Revenge on the top of society! ”

The beach photos of bikini girls in their twenties are eye-catching "welfare photos", but if they are replaced with photos of aunts or fat women in their fifties or even sixties and seventies, it is definitely an act of revenge against society by a naked heartbreaker.

Lin Han, who succeeded in playing tricks on netizens, was triumphant, and clicked on a post about World War II by a famous German fan Id called "Seven Slaps to Death" on the forum, and the post itself was not too problematic, but it attracted a bunch of "German sticks" to follow. After a few glances, Lin Han sneered three times, and then moved his fingers in unison, sat on the beach at the mouth of the Lapu River, and crackled quickly on the keyboard.

"Blame Goering and the mustache for the defeat of the Battle of Britain? The Luftwaffe could take out the RAF with a little more force? Please, at the height of the Battle of Britain, Dowding still threw half of the Royal Air Force in the north as a reserve to fight and refused to come out, and in this way, he also released 60% of the Luftwaffe's blood. ”

"Because of the defender's home field advantage, if the attacker does not have three times the opponent's air force, and three times the opponent's pilots to supplement the strength, it simply does not dream of destroying the opponent's air force in air combat. And neither of these did for the Luftwaffe! The Battle of Britain was a battle that was absolutely impossible to win. ”

"The mustache before 1943 was simply a traverser, Germany was in charge of that little bit of ownership, a bad hand, he could play like that, it was already incredible. Even if you and I travel through the past and repeatedly archive and read files to play S/L**, it is impossible to do better than him. ”

"Don't brag about what advanced tanks the Tiger and Leopard tanks are, they are fundamentally a disgrace to German tank designers and systems engineering. Is the protection and firepower of the Leopard worthy of his weight of forty-five tons? Not to mention the Tiger type, look at Maozi's Stalin type and the M26 of the American imperialists, the same forty tons are lighter than him, what level of protection and firepower are people? ”

"Isn't the pilot enough to blame Goering? Come on, pilots always burn gasoline to burn. The mustache is so good, there is no money, no oil and nothing, and Goering can train more than 20,000 pilots is already smashing the pot and selling iron. ”

"The Bismarck battleship was built in World War II at all, the most advanced battleship of World War I, and the design concept is outdated for twenty years!"

"The so-called doomsday technology is all dangerous goods that have been launched in a hurry regardless of maturity, and there are a lot of similar things in Britain and the United States. me262 is the defender of the airport wall that murdered its own pilots, and the Ta152 that blew into the sky is just a late arrival that barely solves the problem of high-altitude combat, and has a lot of problems of its own. The go229 flying wing is just a concept weapon of the German sticks in YY, HE162 is the German version of the kamikaze, and it is really mass-produced this, and in 1944 the mustache had to consider training monkeys to fly planes. ”

Today's Lin Han was a little overexcited, and when he poured water on the forum, he opened up his firepower, took a number of jù facts to talk about war examples, and sprayed a bunch of German German sticks and the Id of "one qiē is the fault of the yuan" and "one qiē is the fault of the fat man", and as for the German equipment that was unbelievably obtained by countless German fans and German sticks, he was even more devalued by him. After spending an hour "spraying" the "German stick and German fans" group on the forum who "slapped seven to death", then he put down his laptop with interest and reached out to the kebab that had been cold for more than an hour on the side.

"!"

Who knows, because he only cared about pouring water and spraying people before, the kebab thrown aside was targeted by the green-headed flies and did not realize it, but now the meat skewers are crawling with a bunch of disgusting flies and eating with relish.

"Die!"

Lin Han casually picked up the slippers thrown on the side and slapped them at the flies and barbecue, and when he removed the slippers, there were traces of shoe prints on the sand, including a string of slapped barbecue meat and the corpses of seven flies.

"Seven in one slap! Ha ha! ”

Thinking of the Id number that had just been ** by himself on the forum for a long time, Lin Han was happy, took the digital camera on the side, and prepared to take a picture of his feat of "slapping seven to death", and by the way, he used this photo to "slap seven to death" The German fan Id**.

At this moment, there was a sudden commotion on the beach, and a second later it turned into a loud scream, and out of the corner of Lin Han's eye, he noticed that someone next to him was pointing in the direction of the sea and shouting something in English and Spanish.

“tsunami！ (Tsunami)"

Lin Han turned his head in the direction of their fingers, and was less than twenty meters behind him, and at some point, the waves turned into a thirty-meter-high wall of water. It was rushing towards where he was. The width of the water wall is not wide, and it is no more than ten meters at most, but it is extremely fast, like a large container truck sprinting at a distance of 100 kilometers, and the target is exactly where Lin Han is.

The tourists around Lin Han were one step ahead of him, and at this time they were in the movement of escaping from the "impact zone", and he was the only one who had been overconcentrated and missed the best time to dodge.

Before being swept away by the waves and losing consciousness, a strange thought arose in Lin Han's mind: "Could it be that this is the curse and revenge of the guy who was slapped by me all day?" ”

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